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illicit:
U were masturbatin with soap in the bathroom sotey u didn't know when they entered

U were moaning

Ur noise attracted the poor girl

She saw everything, u ain't shaving with no VEET cream bro, u were wiping ur pipe with soap


She knew what u were up to and what u needed....

Maybe that's why she innocently asked u to do it to her to curb ur agro and anger

is that wat d op said he was doing?

wheres the school

na every month u dey get malaria

meobizy:
Dragons never existed.
*Reality*

thats y it says tv shows, I TOO KNOW

ehya, wait i dey come

I raise a dragon
*Daenerys Targaryen*

I trained a dragon
*Hiccup Horrendous*

I bleeped a dragon
*Donkey*

am confuse with the fiancee and fiance


fiancee set up a business for me.

I've been staying with my fiance

Sheleads:
I met this best friend of mine early December last year, since then we have bonded very well.

The truth is that I am already loving this guy, but it looks like he is interested in another woman out there...

I don't want to come out desperate or a "do or die affair" he watches me get closer to another guy, but he speaks ill of the new guy I want to date. Right inside my heart, he is the guy I love. Since this guy isn't reciprocating my feelings, should I discard our friendship and move on with my life? Or reduce our closeness? I don't want to be hurt or look desperate.

If you don't Have anything reasonable to say don't comment.......

m single, les start dating

playapayaski:
Wow wow wow.
Like I always say, love and any other stupid feelings exist but never stands the test of time.. dude got BURNT
"He moved in her house"?.
Bros out there, listen n listen carefully NO MAN ON EARTH CAN PLEASE A WOMAN, IF SHES FED UP THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO BOUT IT, READ THE SIGNS N MOVE ON and it's vice versa for the females to.
It's only tradition stoping our women from doing such, but shit is happening in Abuja as we speak.

its heart felt man, the man go dey go kuku

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membranus:
To where? Please be specific, Or you will be sent to Swaziland.

God knows my heart

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Singlelover:
Hello Nairalandas;

Its no big story, i've been making arrangement with my USA woman about doing a fake marriage so i can get the USA marriage Green Card and apply for citizenship after sometime.. Though, it was never easy trying to convince her to marry me..

I told her the truth, that all i just wanted is to become a USA citizen, and that if she can agree to go into a marriage contract with me,.. but the good news now is that she finally accepted the deal..

We've now reached our aggrement, and have already started planning our marrage..

Thank god, i'm finally leaving nigeria for good..

Stay tunned for my marriage invitation..

she get friends wen go gree for that agreement also? if yes holla me

Totilopussylick:
I join you

soo u fasting cause u no get food for house

people still falling

ok

Klastivity:
Are you really serious about this? Yhat will be wonderful

about giving out a random made pic n tag nft

olisaEze:
Seven years after the fabled body language of the president, fuel don scarce, national power grid collapse, Naija don extra-hard! You sure say that guy still dey NL so?

is last seen was Last seen: 9:21am

sooo fuk yh he still dey, i dey wait make e pik that mic up n say something else

fabiano09:
Move on with your life ,one thing you should always have in your mind is to never blame yourself for the actions of another person ,even President Clinton was the most powerful man in the world ,his wife was a high class and politically powerful person too ,guess who he cheated with ? His damn secretary wey no get level lol. I repeat never blame yourself for another persons decision because its totally their prerogative

easier said than done, it will take time sha.

Bekwarra:
I've noticed for sometime now the way many critics of the Buhari administration are always quick to label the president a "dullardinh.o". Although I'm yet to make up my mind whether the name is befitting or not. The president and his campaign team might have promised to hit the ground running as soon ad they are sworn in but to the best of my knowledge they've hit the ground crawling. For me it's still to early to judge them, I'll wait till 100days, others might have a different opinion.
However, for the purpose of this thread, I can be forgiven to say that the word dullardin.ho was adapted from the name of former world best player and Brazilian soccer icon Ronaldinho. The name was so popular that many guys in my area then nicknamed themselves after him or adapted his name to their names. I can even remember one brilliant dribbler then who nicknamed himself Musadinho. It is however worthy of note that Ronaldinho himself took on the name Ronaldinho at the start of his footballing career. Originally born as Ronaldo Assis de Moreirra, he took on the name Ronaldinho to mean "little Ronaldo" since there was a certain Ronaldo de Lima making waves then, the rest is history. At the twilight of de Lima's career, the Brazilian press nicknamed him "El Gordo" meaning the big one because he grew fat. When Ronaldinho too grew fat, he was nicknamed "El Gordinho". With this knowledge, I can say categorically that it is wrong to call Buhari dullardin.ho since he's the main man and the overall when you can simply call him "Dullar.d and his supporters Dullardin.ho (the small dullar.ds). Thank You *drops mic*

are u still wondering why he is being called dullard?

YinkaOlusesi16:
U can be short but if u av a banging body u won`t be rejected.

i guess if she was ur sister u will react differently

plz God help me get a visa

na America give them less than a week or two d wat ever happened to him will b resolved