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Crime / Re: Woman Shot Dead By Policeman At Toll Gate, Lagos (Graphic Photos) by houstonia(m): 7:16pm On Apr 05, 2017
opara28:
u blind? didnt u see onipanu? mofo




Your papa na mofo

Your mama na iya mofo

Your sister na obiri mofo


You na oloshi mofo.

Orie ti yi bi ewa agonyi.


Idiot. Quote your papa prick again.


You go put link after i don catch your mumu mistake. Mpagi na mmagi.

Nama sho biri
Politics / Re: Avengers Blows New Pipeline Say Kanu must be Realased by houstonia(m): 8:51pm On Apr 04, 2017
shocked
Crime / Re: Woman Shot Dead By Policeman At Toll Gate, Lagos (Graphic Photos) by houstonia(m): 8:48pm On Apr 04, 2017
No link, no location? Op you be spirit?
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by houstonia(m): 9:57pm On Apr 01, 2017
This dj get song but eh nor dey follow beat.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by houstonia(m): 9:53pm On Apr 01, 2017
This Bisola no Just join sha. Go Debbie , go Efe
Celebrities / Re: Davido's Baby Pictures Vs His Daughter, Imade's Baby Pictures by houstonia(m): 1:14pm On Mar 07, 2017
i can imagine Davido actually pronouncing "Damn" in his own accent. The British school Lekki and American holidays couldn't remove his Yoruba accent seff


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Politics / Re: Amaechi And Ambode Receive Osinbajo In Lagos (Photos) by houstonia(m): 1:11pm On Mar 07, 2017

Amaechi's face tho (in the first picture )
Politics / Re: Give Reasonable Suggestions On How Nigeria Can Be Great Again by houstonia(m): 4:18pm On Jan 20, 2017
Every citizen with 1 billion naira and above must have a labour force of nothing less than 500 workers. 2 billion naira 1000 workers, 3 billion naira 1500 workers e.t.c. with a minimum wage of about 50k and prospects of rising with time.

Ispo-facto unemployment will be curbed.

This will go a long way to curb political looting and will create a huge line between being rich and wealthy. As billionaires Will then be forced to invest or reduce in finance. Am not an expert economist but i believe People will rather remain comfortable or wealthy with productive ideas

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Meet Ghanaian King Who Rules From Germany Via Skype by houstonia(m): 4:43pm On Jan 10, 2017
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Foreign Affairs / Meet Ghanaian King Who Rules From Germany Via Skype by houstonia(m): 4:38pm On Jan 10, 2017
He is the Superior and Spiritual Chief of the Ewes in Togo and the King of the Gbi traditional area of Hohoe in Ghana - the 68 year old King Togbe Ngoryifia Céphas Kosi Bansah, he rules over his kingdom via Skype, e-mail, fax and phone from Germany.


Céphas Bansah was chosen to be the new ruler after his grandfather, the reigning king, died in 1987. His father and elder brother were both left-handed, and therefore could not be considered rightful heirs, because the left hand was seen as unclean. The coronation ceremony took place on 16 April 1992.

In 2014 he had four crowns stolen after his home in Ludwigshafen, 80km south of Frankfurt was burgled.

The monarch returned from an evening out with his German wife, Gabriele Bansah, to find that most of his royal regalia, including the crowns and golden chains from his grandparents, were taken. The stolen items were several hundred years old and irreplaceable. Their value was put at about €20,000 (£15,900)

The king who grew up in the Volta Region of Ghana, first visited Germany in 1970 during a student exchange programme. He took an apprenticeship at the firm Paul Schweitzer in Ludwigshafen am Rhein, and went on to earn two German Master Craftsman certificates: the first was a Master Craftsman as mechanic for agricultural machinery and the second as mechanic for vehicles.
He also took up boxing in his spare time, and in 1975 became the district flyweight champion.
He now runs a workshop of his own in Ludwigshafen, and is in regular contact with his family in Ghana, who he visits a few times a year.
He is also known as an entertainer and musician, and makes many media appearances to generate interest for his charitable projects. He has been on many television shows with almost every German television station and as a guest on many other national and international television shows.

http://trumpetmediagroup.com/africa/ghana/ghanaian-king-who-rules-from-germany-via-skype-burgled/

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Can One Make A Reprint Of Navy Short Service Application Form? by houstonia(m): 2:42pm On Dec 15, 2016
sparko1:
you didn't print it when you submitted your application! or what happened?

try to log in to your account and if you can you should be able to print from there!

I tried but it didn't show me any application profile to print. I printed it before but lost some ofthe documents.
Jobs/Vacancies / Can One Make A Reprint Of Navy Short Service Application Form? by houstonia(m): 9:52am On Dec 15, 2016
Please nairalanders I'm seriously in need of help. I initially printed out my application form and i happen to mistakenly have two very important copies spoiled by water. I want to know if there is anyway i can print out another copy before Saturday when the exams are to commence??
Celebrities / Lil Wayne Announces That He Is Left With Only A Month To Live by houstonia(m): 7:29pm On Dec 14, 2016
Lil Wayne Announces That He Is Left With Only A Month To Live, Sued His Life Insurance Company And His Lawyer Backed Down!


In a latest development, Lil Wayne threatens to sue his life insurance company so as to give him his benefits before he passed away. Though he received the greatest shock of his life when his lawyer informed him that he can not win the case and he is not standing for him.

This was coming a day after the king of Hip Hop industry announced that he is left with few weeks to live as reported yesterday.

Earlier report:

This must be the saddest news in “THE GAME” or rather the Hip Hop music industry this year. New Orleans Rapper Lil Wayne made a very shocking announcement this morning in Atlanta after calling a press conference, Tune Chi who seemed to have lost a lot of weight sadly told the his fans and reporters that he was diagnosed with skin cancer and his Doctors said he have only five weeks to live.
His Doctor confirmed that earlier this month Lil Wayne was diagnosed with stage 4 cancer meaning there is nothing they can do to save him.

With 80% percent of his body covered in tattoos our scanners were always falling to detect the cancer in his skin all the time until it reaches stage 4…The only thing we advice him is to enjoy the few days he got left. Wayne always visited me for regular check ups so we were close, The only thing he pissed me off with was stealing my cough syrup every time he visited”.

Joked Dr Williams.
Lil Wayne plans to spend the remainder of his life with his YMCMB crew and requested that lean should be the main drink at his funeral.

“ I would be grateful if someone can always pour a bottle of codeine and promethazine cough syrup every week on my tomb while two red bones twerk on either side of my grave…I’m dying a happy man and I hope ya’ll remember me.”

Lil Wayne said, before leaving the shocked fans and reporters. The rapper was recently turned down by his tattoo artist when he requested to have the words Bleep CANCER’ tatted on his manhood before he dies.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5yGQspQb-0


http://www.viroshares.com/lil-wayne-announces-that-he-is-left-with-only-a-month-to-live-sued-his-life-insurance-company-and-his-lawyer-backed-off/

Travel / Re: Stop Spreading False Information - Dana Air Reacts To Alleged Air Crash In Lagos by houstonia(m): 9:10am On Dec 12, 2016

Lol them sabi sey una like crashing tins

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Politics / Re: See Where People Throw Waste In Kaduna by houstonia(m): 9:09am On Dec 12, 2016

Result of an election oriented government
Celebrities / Re: Usher Sings Along As Phyno's Fada Fada Is Played In A US Club.(video) by houstonia(m): 8:10am On Dec 12, 2016
Music is certainly the next oil and gas
TV/Movies / Re: What Is D Scariest Movie U Have Ever Watched? by houstonia(m): 6:50pm On Dec 11, 2016

1. as above so its below
2. Mama
3. Silent Hill
4. Jeepers creepers

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TV/Movies / Re: What Is D Scariest Movie U Have Ever Watched? by houstonia(m): 6:49pm On Dec 11, 2016
Fundango:
Mama grin

Conjuring 1 grin

Evil dead 1,2,3 grin

Fright Night 1 ,2 ,3 grin

Haunted grin

Freddy and Jason grin .... if you wanna have a Bad dream. grin

Mama that scary gory piece of evil shocked

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Autos / Re: (SOLD)!!!Mercedes Benz G500 2013 In Abuja For N42,000,000 by houstonia(m): 3:29pm On Dec 11, 2016
stelaar:


2004/2005 G wagon no be 2013 G wagon mate grin .

Tushe. Mine was a 2005 tho.
Autos / Re: (SOLD)!!!Mercedes Benz G500 2013 In Abuja For N42,000,000 by houstonia(m): 12:40pm On Dec 11, 2016
i sold one for 11m in june. Your prize is damn too high in this recession considering the fact that its fairly used.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Large Python Killed Today By Military (Pictures) by houstonia(m): 6:52pm On Dec 05, 2016
Lol
Celebrities / Re: "The Guitar I Donated To Hard Rock Cafe Was Bought For One Pound Nine Shillings" by houstonia(m): 3:02pm On Dec 05, 2016
Make them come take my last weekend slip, Liverpool Cost me that slip and the slip cost me one point below chelsea, 900k and my heart
Celebrities / Re: Popular Lagos Pastor Spotted In His Rolls Royce Phantom (pics) by houstonia(m): 2:51pm On Dec 05, 2016
Baller alart

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Bought Hit Track “gbagbe Oshi” For N1 Million From General Pype. by houstonia(m): 4:30pm On Dec 03, 2016
I wonder whats bad in it.
Religion / Re: Pig's Head Buried At A Shop In Ipaja (Photos) by houstonia(m): 11:10am On Dec 03, 2016
a typical pastor's interpretation will be "pigs represents dirt Chukwumma, that is why no matter how you sweep, ya shop will always remain dirty" grin grin grin

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Romance / Man Holsters A Gun On His Wedding Day (picture) by houstonia(m): 8:50am On Dec 03, 2016
I bet people will freakout on seeing this.


He was said to reveal the weapon when the Reverend asked anyone who had a reason why the marriage shouldn't hold to step out or forever remain silent.

Business / Re: Black Friday At Ibadan Shoprite: Customers Take Canned Drinks, Ate Packaged Rice by houstonia(m): 4:03pm On Dec 01, 2016
op if you want to post a video thats not in English next time do it somewhere else
Crime / Re: Woman Slices Her Friend's Face With Razor For Dating Her Ex-Boyfriend (Graphic) by houstonia(m): 7:59pm On Nov 30, 2016
musa7m:
[b][/b]what's the meaning of ogusiwo and
nyanga nau

Ogusiwo= its over

Iyanga = forming

Lmao
Politics / Photo Of Fidel Castro And MKO Abiola by houstonia(m): 4:48am On Nov 30, 2016
I wonder what deal Nigeria had with cuba that involved these two.

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Crime / Re: Woman Slices Her Friend's Face With Razor For Dating Her Ex-Boyfriend (Graphic) by houstonia(m): 9:32pm On Nov 29, 2016
is this for real? More reason i always remind my gf the day i see her fight or exchange words in public, that day ogusiwo

Wetin she go use do nyanga nau (it af finished)

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Religion / Re: Christians, What Has Your Church Done To Help You In This Recession? by houstonia(m): 8:41am On Nov 29, 2016
frubben:


Mister long write up, just 1 question.

The first time that jesus feed the people, did they ask or he perceived they were hungry?

You just made sense my brother.

Mahatma Gandhi said "i will become a Christian if only i can find anyone like Jesus"
Religion / Christians, What Has Your Church Done To Help You In This Recession? by houstonia(m): 12:28pm On Nov 28, 2016
I really have been thinking about this topic for a very long time. please this isn't meant to create negative feelings or turn people against Christianity.

I am a Christian and i have vowed to be for the rest of my life. I have also realized that in my Country Nigeria today, the people who are supposed to be the church according to the holy book have rather bowdlerize this understanding and replaced it with a "building" owned by an individual whom they enthusiastically idolize and will go any mile to defend against the truth.

to avoid saying much, i know that as a Christian in this harsh economy a man's last detour option from dissonance to a possible consonance is God. We also know as people that God will help us but mostly through man.

In this tough times Churches still source for donation and willful contributions (ofcourse indirectly build up compunction in the heart of brethren who are broke)



my question is how has your church taken into consideration the harsh situation and rendered help to fellow Christians? Those who might think my topic is senseless should know the church can never be in recession. If unified the Nigerian Church is wealthier than Carlos Slim or even Bill Gate and with so much money invested in mostly high-end education in the name of the church (even though no member can lay claim to any of the educational equipment or facility labelling it "our own"wink its necessary to know what ways they have helped us.


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