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Politics / Re: Dasuki To Miss Father's Burial by houstonia(m): 11:29am On Nov 15, 2016 |
haywire07: Are you seriously saying that? I believe in western countries that we imitate regularly it is possible to work and still be in jail with the use of electronic tags. Jermain Penant and Joey Barton are clear examples |
Business / Re: How Chinese-owned Huawei Mistreats Staff And The Nigerian State by houstonia(m): 11:20am On Nov 15, 2016 |
Sometimes I don't blame just them, you need to see Nigerians in the senior Huawei positions doing same to their subordinates 27 Likes |
Sports / Re: Oluwafemi Oyeleye Signs Contract With Floyd Mayweather's Company. Photos by houstonia(m): 11:15am On Nov 15, 2016 |
Nice to know 3 Likes 1 Share
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Politics / Re: A Reply To Reno Omokri By Lauretta Onochie On Hillary Clinton's Election Funding by houstonia(m): 9:31am On Nov 13, 2016 |
RZArecta: she and those people on nairaland that are supporting her should answer this ASAP. Sometimes people think say education na for only school 4 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Tara Hecksher And Yemi Akinnigbagbe Wed by houstonia(m): 9:23am On Nov 13, 2016 |
She is definitely older. Nice my kinda thing Lemme finish my work 7 Likes 1 Share
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Foreign Affairs / Re: See What Russian President Told Trump As He Congratulate Him by houstonia(m): 11:25am On Nov 10, 2016 |
Zoharariel: [size=13pt] Mike Pence believes electrocuting Gay people can actually make them straight[/size] 1 Like |
Foreign Affairs / Re: See What Russian President Told Trump As He Congratulate Him by houstonia(m): 2:39pm On Nov 09, 2016 |
[b] *Trump's first day at the Oval Office after being elected President.* First briefing by the CIA, Pentagon, FBI: Trump: We must destroy ISIS immediately. No delays. CIA: We cannot do that, sir. We created them along with Turkey, Saudi, Qatar and others. Trump: The Democrats created them. CIA: We created ISIS, sir. You need them or else you would lose funding from the natural gas lobby. Trump: Stop funding Pakistan. Let India deal with them. CIA: We can't do that. Trump: Why is that? CIA: India will cut Balochistan out of Pak. Trump: I don't care. CIA: India will have peace in Kashmir. They will stop buying our weapons. They will become a superpower. We have to fund Pakistan to keep India busy in Kashmir. Trump: But you have to destroy the Taliban. CIA: Sir, we can't do that. We created the Taliban to keep Russia in check during the 80s. Now they are keeping Pakistan busy and away from their nukes. Trump: We have to destroy terror sponsoring regimes in the Middle East. Let us start with the Saudis. Pentagon: Sir, we can't do that. We created those regimes because we wanted their oil. We can't have democracy there, otherwise their people will get that oil - and we cannot let their people own it. Trump: Then, let us invade Iran. Pentagon: We cannot do that either, sir. Trump: Why not? CIA: We are talking to them, sir. Trump: What? Why? CIA: We want our Stealth Drones back. If we attack them, Russia will obliterate us as they did to our buddy ISIS in Syria. Besides we need Iran to keep Israel in check. Trump: Then let us invade Iraq again. CIA: Sir, our friends (ISIS) are already occupying 1/3rd of Iraq. Trump: Why not the whole of Iraq? CIA: We need the Shi'ite govt of Iraq to keep ISIS in check. Trump: I am banning Muslims from entering US. FBI: We can't do that. Trump: Why not? FBI: Then our own population will become fearless. Trump: I am deporting all illegal immigrants to south of the border. Border patrol: You can't do that, sir. Trump: Why not? Border patrol: If they're gone, who will build the wall? Trump: I am banning H1B visas. USCIS: You cannot do that. Trump: Why? Chief of Staff: If you do so, we'll have to outsource White House operations to Bangalore. Which is in India. Trump (sweating profusely by now): What the hell should I do as President CIA: Enjoy the White House, sir! We will take care of the rest! [/b] 20 Likes 3 Shares |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Why I Admire Mr. Trump by houstonia(m): 2:36pm On Nov 09, 2016 |
*Trump's first day at the Oval Office after being elected President.* First briefing by the CIA, Pentagon, FBI: Trump: We must destroy ISIS immediately. No delays. CIA: We cannot do that, sir. We created them along with Turkey, Saudi, Qatar and others. Trump: The Democrats created them. CIA: We created ISIS, sir. You need them or else you would lose funding from the natural gas lobby. Trump: Stop funding Pakistan. Let India deal with them. CIA: We can't do that. Trump: Why is that? CIA: India will cut Balochistan out of Pak. Trump: I don't care. CIA: India will have peace in Kashmir. They will stop buying our weapons. They will become a superpower. We have to fund Pakistan to keep India busy in Kashmir. Trump: But you have to destroy the Taliban. CIA: Sir, we can't do that. We created the Taliban to keep Russia in check during the 80s. Now they are keeping Pakistan busy and away from their nukes. Trump: We have to destroy terror sponsoring regimes in the Middle East. Let us start with the Saudis. Pentagon: Sir, we can't do that. We created those regimes because we wanted their oil. We can't have democracy there, otherwise their people will get that oil - and we cannot let their people own it. Trump: Then, let us invade Iran. Pentagon: We cannot do that either, sir. Trump: Why not? CIA: We are talking to them, sir. Trump: What? Why? CIA: We want our Stealth Drones back. If we attack them, Russia will obliterate us as they did to our buddy ISIS in Syria. Besides we need Iran to keep Israel in check. Trump: Then let us invade Iraq again. CIA: Sir, our friends (ISIS) are already occupying 1/3rd of Iraq. Trump: Why not the whole of Iraq? CIA: We need the Shi'ite govt of Iraq to keep ISIS in check. Trump: I am banning Muslims from entering US. FBI: We can't do that. Trump: Why not? FBI: Then our own population will become fearless. Trump: I am deporting all illegal immigrants to south of the border. Border patrol: You can't do that, sir. Trump: Why not? Border patrol: If they're gone, who will build the wall? Trump: I am banning H1B visas. USCIS: You cannot do that. Trump: Why? Chief of Staff: If you do so, we'll have to outsource White House operations to Bangalore. Which is in India. Trump (sweating profusely by now): What the hell should I do as President CIA: Enjoy the White House, sir! We will take care of the rest |
Politics / Re: Artillery Weapons Bought By Jonathan, Used By Late Col. Abu-led Troops (Video) by houstonia(m): 11:45pm On Nov 07, 2016 |
rapistomenka: She's ikwere not igbo |
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Posts A Picture Of Her Boyfriend Online. See Reactions by houstonia(m): 10:26pm On Nov 07, 2016 |
You want to talk someone's story but you also want to hide pictures. If she didn't want it public she'd have it taken off her page. op, try to be more interesting by putting up everything (image) so nairalanders can be more critical about their comments thank you. As for these pictures, they have come to stay. 2 Likes
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Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Posts A Picture Of Her Boyfriend Online. See Reactions by houstonia(m): 10:25pm On Nov 07, 2016 |
she isn't too fine nau, if she was finer than this or could lay her hands on some Toke Makinwa's synthetics, i bet she won't say that. Typical naija babes
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Romance / Re: Shocking Photos: Nigerian Girls Fighting Dirty At The Club Over A Rich Man by houstonia(m): 7:35pm On Nov 01, 2016 |
dollyjoy: What's not cool about it? Women like you decided to fight over my kind and go unclad and i see kpekus that gives me joy, you ask me why I commented ? Oya die if it pains you I think it's awesome 1 Like
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Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Flaunts His Los Angeles Crib [PICS] by houstonia(m): 7:28pm On Nov 01, 2016 |
Like play like play all these naija artists dey relocate sha 24 Likes
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Romance / Re: Shocking Photos: Nigerian Girls Fighting Dirty At The Club Over A Rich Man by houstonia(m): 7:25pm On Nov 01, 2016 |
Cool |
Politics / Re: VP Osinbajo Poses For Group Photos With Nigerians At Harvard University (pics) by houstonia(m): 3:51pm On Oct 30, 2016 |
HtwoOw: Lemme tell you why, you are just like him if not already a commissioner looking for relevance you will be someday. |
Romance / Re: Faithfulness Kennedy: "I Need A Man Who Can Make Me Go Gaga In Bed" by houstonia(m): 3:39pm On Oct 30, 2016 |
E |
Celebrities / Re: Toyin Aimakhu Shows Off Her Sexy Dancing Skill,Fans React(Photos,Video) by houstonia(m): 3:34pm On Oct 30, 2016 |
It is times like this that I miss Kemi Olunloyo. The real celebrities of the year Olajumoke Oritsaguna Chidinma Okeke Kemi Olunloyo Dino Melayi On number one spot President Buhari no album but you trend pass Adele |
Crime / Re: Man Strangles His Children To Death In Abuja As A Sacrifice To His Dead Father by houstonia(m): 3:29pm On Oct 30, 2016 |
Name checkers be like he must be ipod Me I done dey think sey na for Kenya seff 5 Likes
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Celebrities / Re: Chidinma Okeke To Receive Divas Award Despite Her Video Scandal by houstonia(m): 3:02pm On Oct 30, 2016 |
I know if this girl were to be in thThe US she'd have been given a huge endorsement deal due to her recent popularity caused by hypocrites Even lesbians and bisexuals on nairaland just dey criticize her. Everyone should mark these words, before 2025 gays will be accepted by the Nigerian government, maybe not the the society tho, but what does the society matter in Nigeria when they are constantly ffucked by the government. If child marriage is promoted by top government officials na gay right dem no go endorse? Just wait until it will involve the offspring of a top government official or even a condition for granting the borrow borrow country a loan. 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: 10 Things Guys Can Do That Girls Cant by houstonia(m): 8:50pm On Oct 29, 2016 |
In pictures
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Crime / Re: GRAPHIC Video:many Feared Dead As Police Pursue Commercial Bus At Iyano Oworo by houstonia(m): 8:43pm On Oct 29, 2016 |
Zoo indeed. Kanu was right using that word to an extent 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Flying In My Dreams by houstonia(m): 8:42pm On Oct 29, 2016 |
guy my honest opinion is that you don want help. You want some over zealous religious persons on nairaland to tell you you're a witch. Wait for it till your topic hits the front page. 120 Likes 2 Shares |
Nairaland / General / Re: Kenya Makes History By Organizing Mr And Mrs Albinism by houstonia(m): 2:41pm On Oct 29, 2016 |
There is nothing that country won't experiment. |
Car Talk / Re: Lagos State Government To Employ 1,000 Graduates As Bus Conductors by houstonia(m): 12:45pm On Oct 29, 2016 |
Being identified as a graduate in Nigeria is gradually becoming as embarrassing as being called an illiterate was in the 90s. 27 Likes 2 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: "I Wasn't Shading Tonto Dikeh" - Malivelihood Replies critics by houstonia(m): 12:36pm On Oct 21, 2016 |
[size=13pt] At least he didn't say his account was hacked [/size] 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Fans Go Gaga As Davido Shuts Down Benin(pics/video) by houstonia(m): 7:54am On Oct 21, 2016 |
you wee be deceiving Pepo, now where is the fans Tha go gaga?lyly |
Education / Re: Chinua Achebe Died As An Apologist Of Colonialism by houstonia(m): 7:46am On Oct 21, 2016 |
You people will not let this man rest. Going after him like APC government. Chinua if I were you I'll hunt that Bruce Giller |
Politics / Re: Financial Crime Commission EFCC Set To Prosecute 130 INEC Staff For Bribery by houstonia(m): 7:40am On Oct 21, 2016 |
exlinkleads: Op the plural of staff is staff |
Celebrities / Re: A Nairalander Sammy Gyang & Ice Prince Receive Award From Indomie - Photos by houstonia(m): 3:25pm On Oct 20, 2016 |
spartoo: how would you not know Sammy Gyan , he produced Ice Prince ft Ikechukwu Carry Me 1 Like |
Health / Re: Best Drug To Cure Gonorrhea by houstonia(m): 10:27am On Oct 20, 2016 |
why would you tell him it's gonorrhea without a proper observation of the substance being discharged by him ? It's could be a lot of things. Be careful about your diagnosis. It could be Chlamydia . Let him try antibiotics first. But I suggest he visits a doctor asap for proper diagnosis. Not chemist or pharmacy. A health center. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Kaduna State Government Upholds Religious Freedoms And All Constitutional Rights by houstonia(m): 9:27am On Oct 20, 2016 |
ambition 2019 |
Politics / Re: You Have No Brains, No Sense, Amosun Tells Aggrieved Ogun Workers by houstonia(m): 9:17am On Oct 20, 2016 |
[size=14pt] Jeez Amosun [/size] 36 Likes
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