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Politics / Re: Dasuki To Miss Father's Burial by houstonia(m): 11:29am On Nov 15, 2016
haywire07:
Dey should let him go but with his legs cuffed . because person wey get mind steal dat huge amount of money fit pick race

Are you seriously saying that? I believe in western countries that we imitate regularly it is possible to work and still be in jail with the use of electronic tags. Jermain Penant and Joey Barton are clear examples
Business / Re: How Chinese-owned Huawei Mistreats Staff And The Nigerian State by houstonia(m): 11:20am On Nov 15, 2016
Sometimes I don't blame just them, you need to see Nigerians in the senior Huawei positions doing same to their subordinates

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Sports / Re: Oluwafemi Oyeleye Signs Contract With Floyd Mayweather's Company. Photos by houstonia(m): 11:15am On Nov 15, 2016

Nice to know

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Politics / Re: A Reply To Reno Omokri By Lauretta Onochie On Hillary Clinton's Election Funding by houstonia(m): 9:31am On Nov 13, 2016
RZArecta:
Grandma has been kicked back to life by nairaland trolls grin what does she say about the Arabs supporting Hillary Clinton's campaign through funds sent to her foundation ? Are they American citizens too ? Lauretta is a geriatric idíot

Ps; Tell Baba to publish the handover notes Gej gave him. We've been begging for details since last year but it has been kept a secret so why bringing it up now ?

she and those people on nairaland that are supporting her should answer this ASAP. Sometimes people think say education na for only school

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Celebrities / Re: Tara Hecksher And Yemi Akinnigbagbe Wed by houstonia(m): 9:23am On Nov 13, 2016
She is definitely older. Nice my kinda thing

Lemme finish my work

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Foreign Affairs / Re: See What Russian President Told Trump As He Congratulate Him by houstonia(m): 11:25am On Nov 10, 2016
Zoharariel:


I was reading & just LMFAO grin whoever composed this shiit knows exactly what Amerika is all about! grin

Amerika is the only terrorist state terrorising the whole planet. grin

I only hope the Empire won't kill Trump & replace him with Mike Pence (Trump's vice). I hear he his an anglo-zionist vulture working for the deep state.

While he did vote on banning armed forces in Libya without
congressional approval, he voted for the Authorization for
the Use of Military Force Against Iraq. Additionally, he voted
against redeploying US troops out of Iraq and voted for a
resolution declaring Iraq part of War on Terror with no exit
date.

Pence voted for sanctions imposed on Syria to “assist democratic transition,” in other words support the jihadi opposition currently destroying the country.

He also signed the Iran Refined Petroleum Sanctions Act that imposes sanctions in response to Iran’s illusory nuclear weapons program.

In short, Mike Pence is a globalist neocon who should have no place in a Trump administration.

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Mike Pence believes electrocuting Gay people can actually make them straight[/size]

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Foreign Affairs / Re: See What Russian President Told Trump As He Congratulate Him by houstonia(m): 2:39pm On Nov 09, 2016
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*Trump's first day at the Oval Office after being elected President.*

First briefing by the CIA, Pentagon, FBI:

Trump: We must destroy ISIS immediately. No delays.

CIA: We cannot do that, sir. We created them along with Turkey, Saudi, Qatar and others.

Trump: The Democrats created them.

CIA: We created ISIS, sir. You need them or else you would lose funding from the natural gas lobby.

Trump: Stop funding Pakistan. Let India deal with them.

CIA: We can't do that.

Trump: Why is that?

CIA: India will cut Balochistan out of Pak.

Trump: I don't care.

CIA: India will have peace in Kashmir. They will stop buying our weapons. They will become a superpower. We have to fund Pakistan to keep India busy in Kashmir.

Trump: But you have to destroy the Taliban.

CIA: Sir, we can't do that. We created the Taliban to keep Russia in check during the 80s. Now they are keeping Pakistan busy and away from their nukes.

Trump: We have to destroy terror sponsoring regimes in the Middle East. Let us start with the Saudis.

Pentagon: Sir, we can't do that. We created those regimes because we wanted their oil. We can't have democracy there, otherwise their people will get that oil - and we cannot let their people own it.

Trump: Then, let us invade Iran.

Pentagon: We cannot do that either, sir.

Trump: Why not?

CIA: We are talking to them, sir.

Trump: What? Why?

CIA: We want our Stealth Drones back. If we attack them, Russia will obliterate us as they did to our buddy ISIS in Syria. Besides we need Iran to keep Israel in check.

Trump: Then let us invade Iraq again.

CIA: Sir, our friends (ISIS) are already occupying 1/3rd of Iraq.

Trump: Why not the whole of Iraq?

CIA: We need the Shi'ite govt of Iraq to keep ISIS in check.

Trump: I am banning Muslims from entering US.

FBI: We can't do that.

Trump: Why not?

FBI: Then our own population will become fearless.

Trump: I am deporting all illegal immigrants to south of the border.

Border patrol: You can't do that, sir.

Trump: Why not?

Border patrol: If they're gone, who will build the wall?

Trump: I am banning H1B visas.

USCIS: You cannot do that.

Trump: Why?

Chief of Staff: If you do so, we'll have to outsource White House operations to Bangalore. Which is in India.

Trump (sweating profusely by now): What the hell should I do as President

CIA: Enjoy the White House, sir! We will take care of the rest!
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Why I Admire Mr. Trump by houstonia(m): 2:36pm On Nov 09, 2016
*Trump's first day at the Oval Office after being elected President.*

First briefing by the CIA, Pentagon, FBI:

Trump: We must destroy ISIS immediately. No delays.

CIA: We cannot do that, sir. We created them along with Turkey, Saudi, Qatar and others.

Trump: The Democrats created them.

CIA: We created ISIS, sir. You need them or else you would lose funding from the natural gas lobby.

Trump: Stop funding Pakistan. Let India deal with them.

CIA: We can't do that.

Trump: Why is that?

CIA: India will cut Balochistan out of Pak.

Trump: I don't care.

CIA: India will have peace in Kashmir. They will stop buying our weapons. They will become a superpower. We have to fund Pakistan to keep India busy in Kashmir.

Trump: But you have to destroy the Taliban.

CIA: Sir, we can't do that. We created the Taliban to keep Russia in check during the 80s. Now they are keeping Pakistan busy and away from their nukes.

Trump: We have to destroy terror sponsoring regimes in the Middle East. Let us start with the Saudis.

Pentagon: Sir, we can't do that. We created those regimes because we wanted their oil. We can't have democracy there, otherwise their people will get that oil - and we cannot let their people own it.

Trump: Then, let us invade Iran.

Pentagon: We cannot do that either, sir.

Trump: Why not?

CIA: We are talking to them, sir.

Trump: What? Why?

CIA: We want our Stealth Drones back. If we attack them, Russia will obliterate us as they did to our buddy ISIS in Syria. Besides we need Iran to keep Israel in check.

Trump: Then let us invade Iraq again.

CIA: Sir, our friends (ISIS) are already occupying 1/3rd of Iraq.

Trump: Why not the whole of Iraq?

CIA: We need the Shi'ite govt of Iraq to keep ISIS in check.

Trump: I am banning Muslims from entering US.

FBI: We can't do that.

Trump: Why not?

FBI: Then our own population will become fearless.

Trump: I am deporting all illegal immigrants to south of the border.

Border patrol: You can't do that, sir.

Trump: Why not?

Border patrol: If they're gone, who will build the wall?

Trump: I am banning H1B visas.

USCIS: You cannot do that.

Trump: Why?

Chief of Staff: If you do so, we'll have to outsource White House operations to Bangalore. Which is in India.

Trump (sweating profusely by now): What the hell should I do as President

CIA: Enjoy the White House, sir! We will take care of the rest
Politics / Re: Artillery Weapons Bought By Jonathan, Used By Late Col. Abu-led Troops (Video) by houstonia(m): 11:45pm On Nov 07, 2016
rapistomenka:



Buhari's incompetence is indefensible

Where is that newly-acquired Igbo woman attack dog undecided undecided

She's ikwere not igbo
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Posts A Picture Of Her Boyfriend Online. See Reactions by houstonia(m): 10:26pm On Nov 07, 2016
You want to talk someone's story but you also want to hide pictures. If she didn't want it public she'd have it taken off her page.

op, try to be more interesting by putting up everything (image) so nairalanders can be more critical about their comments thank you.

As for these pictures, they have come to stay.

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Posts A Picture Of Her Boyfriend Online. See Reactions by houstonia(m): 10:25pm On Nov 07, 2016
she isn't too fine nau, if she was finer than this or could lay her hands on some Toke Makinwa's synthetics, i bet she won't say that. Typical naija babes

Romance / Re: Shocking Photos: Nigerian Girls Fighting Dirty At The Club Over A Rich Man by houstonia(m): 7:35pm On Nov 01, 2016
dollyjoy:
Must you comment? What is cool about that picture?


What's not cool about it? Women like you decided to fight over my kind and go unclad and i see kpekus that gives me joy, you ask me why I commented ? Oya die if it pains you


I think it's awesome

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Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Flaunts His Los Angeles Crib [PICS] by houstonia(m): 7:28pm On Nov 01, 2016
Like play like play all these naija artists dey relocate sha

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Romance / Re: Shocking Photos: Nigerian Girls Fighting Dirty At The Club Over A Rich Man by houstonia(m): 7:25pm On Nov 01, 2016
Cool
Politics / Re: VP Osinbajo Poses For Group Photos With Nigerians At Harvard University (pics) by houstonia(m): 3:51pm On Oct 30, 2016
HtwoOw:
Dunno why

I just love Osinbanjo


He doesn't talk politics, they don't mention his name in any controversy , when he talks its speech or lecture


Osinbanjo is the next President, I can assure you of that

Lemme tell you why, you are just like him if not already a commissioner looking for relevance you will be someday.
Romance / Re: Faithfulness Kennedy: "I Need A Man Who Can Make Me Go Gaga In Bed" by houstonia(m): 3:39pm On Oct 30, 2016
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Celebrities / Re: Toyin Aimakhu Shows Off Her Sexy Dancing Skill,Fans React(Photos,Video) by houstonia(m): 3:34pm On Oct 30, 2016
It is times like this that I miss Kemi Olunloyo.

The real celebrities of the year

Olajumoke Oritsaguna

Chidinma Okeke

Kemi Olunloyo

Dino Melayi

On number one spot President Buhari no album but you trend pass Adele
Crime / Re: Man Strangles His Children To Death In Abuja As A Sacrifice To His Dead Father by houstonia(m): 3:29pm On Oct 30, 2016
Name checkers be like he must be ipod


Me I done dey think sey na for Kenya seff

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Celebrities / Re: Chidinma Okeke To Receive Divas Award Despite Her Video Scandal by houstonia(m): 3:02pm On Oct 30, 2016
I know if this girl were to be in thThe US she'd have been given a huge endorsement deal due to her recent popularity caused by hypocrites

Even lesbians and bisexuals on nairaland just dey criticize her.

Everyone should mark these words, before 2025 gays will be accepted by the Nigerian government, maybe not the the society tho, but what does the society matter in Nigeria when they are constantly ffucked by the government.

If child marriage is promoted by top government officials na gay right dem no go endorse? Just wait until it will involve the offspring of a top government official or even a condition for granting the borrow borrow country a loan.

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Romance / Re: 10 Things Guys Can Do That Girls Cant by houstonia(m): 8:50pm On Oct 29, 2016
In pictures

Crime / Re: GRAPHIC Video:many Feared Dead As Police Pursue Commercial Bus At Iyano Oworo by houstonia(m): 8:43pm On Oct 29, 2016
Zoo indeed. Kanu was right using that word to an extent

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Religion / Re: Flying In My Dreams by houstonia(m): 8:42pm On Oct 29, 2016
guy my honest opinion is that you don want help. You want some over zealous religious persons on nairaland to tell you you're a witch. Wait for it till your topic hits the front page.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Kenya Makes History By Organizing Mr And Mrs Albinism by houstonia(m): 2:41pm On Oct 29, 2016
There is nothing that country won't experiment.
Car Talk / Re: Lagos State Government To Employ 1,000 Graduates As Bus Conductors by houstonia(m): 12:45pm On Oct 29, 2016

Being identified as a graduate in Nigeria is gradually becoming as embarrassing as being called an illiterate was in the 90s.

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Celebrities / Re: "I Wasn't Shading Tonto Dikeh" - Malivelihood Replies critics by houstonia(m): 12:36pm On Oct 21, 2016
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At least he didn't say his account was hacked
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Celebrities / Re: Fans Go Gaga As Davido Shuts Down Benin(pics/video) by houstonia(m): 7:54am On Oct 21, 2016
you wee be deceiving Pepo, now where is the fans Tha go gaga?lyly
Education / Re: Chinua Achebe Died As An Apologist Of Colonialism by houstonia(m): 7:46am On Oct 21, 2016

You people will not let this man rest. Going after him like APC government. Chinua if I were you I'll hunt that Bruce Giller
Politics / Re: Financial Crime Commission EFCC Set To Prosecute 130 INEC Staff For Bribery by houstonia(m): 7:40am On Oct 21, 2016
exlinkleads:
The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, has revealed plans to prosecute 130
staffs
of the Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC, over their alleged involvement in corrupt practices. It all seem to me that EFCC are fighting to be relevant in the government.

The Head of Operations for the commission's Gombe Zonal office, Aminu Ado Aliyu, while briefing newsmen in Gombe on Thursday, October 20, said that the 130 INEC staffs collected funds to the tune of N73 million during the 2015 elections.

According to him, EFCC has recovered N183, 590, 000 from politicians within the zone which is part of illegally sourced funds which was used in the 2015 general elections. “In line with this, a total of 130 staff drawn from Adamawa, Gombe and Taraba states have been interrogated and will soon be charged to court for corruption involving the sum of N73 million bribe during the 2015 polls.

“The breakdown of the INEC staff interrogated by the EFCC shows that Gombe has 26 suspects, Adamawa has 86 and Taraba has 18 respectively, who collected the bribe which we have since recovered from them,” Aliyu said. For the time being, EFCC has reportedly recovered over N196m on financial crimes during several operations in Borno from November 2015 till date.

The EFCC Head of Operation in the state, Ibrahim Bappa, disclosed in a statement that the commission has also recovered N2.8 million for victims following petitions received and acted upon within the zone.


more details @ http://www.exlinklodge.com/2016/10/financial-crime-commission-efcc-set-to.html

cc lalasticlala mynd44 obinoscopy ishilove missyb

Op the plural of staff is staff
Celebrities / Re: A Nairalander Sammy Gyang & Ice Prince Receive Award From Indomie - Photos by houstonia(m): 3:25pm On Oct 20, 2016
spartoo:


1. No big deal about you eating Indomie. you hav a stomach just like every other person.

2. A celebrity I don't even know u.

my tots

how would you not know Sammy Gyan , he produced Ice Prince ft Ikechukwu Carry Me

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Health / Re: Best Drug To Cure Gonorrhea by houstonia(m): 10:27am On Oct 20, 2016
why would you tell him it's gonorrhea without a proper observation of the substance being discharged by him ? It's could be a lot of things. Be careful about your diagnosis. It could be Chlamydia . Let him try antibiotics first. But I suggest he visits a doctor asap for proper diagnosis. Not chemist or pharmacy. A health center.

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Politics / Re: Kaduna State Government Upholds Religious Freedoms And All Constitutional Rights by houstonia(m): 9:27am On Oct 20, 2016
ambition 2019
Politics / Re: You Have No Brains, No Sense, Amosun Tells Aggrieved Ogun Workers by houstonia(m): 9:17am On Oct 20, 2016
[size=14pt] Jeez Amosun grin grin grin
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