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 Politics / Re: Buhari Often Skipped School And Was Always Flogged By Schoolmaster - John Paden by houstonia(m): 2:47pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
[size=14pt] Oga he even contributed to the strength of the British empire, its like you forgot to mention that he was also classmates with Henry VIII, he ate gworo with Prince Charles and celebrated with Ian McKellen and the house of windor[/size] 77 Likes 4 Shares |
| Politics / Re: You Are Not The National Leader Of APC, Buhari Downgrades Tinubu by houstonia(m): 2:18pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
Mujaheeeden: That's the only time I don't envy Fashola, I don't want to be him at that moment. The halitosis go get weight. Remi dey chop shyt on a daily basis. No wonder Dino dey vex for her on kum. Someone more reasonable should be eating, hitting and shining it 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics / Re: You Are Not The National Leader Of APC, Buhari Downgrades Tinubu by houstonia(m): 2:13pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
My father isn't partisan but he said one thing to me before 2015 elections. “when ever the north and the south west shake hands in Nigeria it never really turns out good , we all know how the story ends” Tinubu this single action by the president shows you are more of a banjaga the a jagaban Buhari that's savagery 6 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics / Re: Between Tinubu And Buhari: The Modern Day Afonja And Alimi by houstonia(m): 2:07pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
Vanguard must be joking right? Even the battle between the Israelites and the Philistines was never this long to read how much more to comprehend. |
| Travel / Re: South African Photographer Wins Green Peace Award For Pictures Taken In Nigeria by houstonia(m): 2:03pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
inside that Yamayama naim this man carry him family of women put? Oma shey o. South african go get award the others go win infection. Congratulations to them all Issorai 1 Like |
| Sports / removed by houstonia(m): 1:52pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
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| Celebrities / Re: Emmanuella Nwosu To Wed Uzochukwu Anyiam (Photos) by houstonia(m): 2:22pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
nicerichard05: True , You know what you are saying. 2 Likes |
| Politics / Re: Forgery: Why We Dropped Charge Against Saraki, Ekweremadu, Others by houstonia(m): 2:14pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
Proudlyngwa: Brake a shoulder, wait today |
| Politics / Re: Wives Of Governors Attend Fundraising Dinner In Kebbi (Photos) by houstonia(m): 12:57pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
Buhari : Kemi , you have to deny that fact that there is recession Kemi : sir I already did that but the people are not buying it anymore Buhari : okay tell them we'd soon be out of it. Very very soon Adesina : Mr President it's Friday, tell the people you feel their pain Buhari : Lai I need a sfeech hurriedly, Lai Muhammad: sir that one isn't a problem nau, you can always count on me. Adesina where is that Obama's speech? Adesina: baba we already used that one nau? Lai Muhammad: okay check for Putin's , or something from Mandela . Wait o, all these frustrated Nigerian graduates are very creative at writing online, check for those unambitious lawyers who can write inspirational bullshit wey no dey bring money make baba get something to yarn about. Ogbeni, o kin sare gbe kiniyi wa? I don't like how you're wasting time, if it's to talk like that Jonathan's boy omokiri now u go be expert Buhari: while you're on it lemme enter Faris , Osibade! Osibade ! Kai Has he gone to Mowe already? Kai daniskia , walahi ba I kwant understand all this fake Fastors ba Amaechi: good day sir, Mr President I hope you are aware I haven't completely recovered the election money Buhari : how kwan you say that, I gave you NIMASSA as your birth right to use how you flease , I fut your galpriend in NDDC por sometimes and I haven't and frobably will not frob you for tiffin the money of Rubas state. Haba mana you say I neba kwallect my money pinish ? 11 Likes 2 Shares |
| Politics / Re: Drama:Fayose Condemns Attack On Tinubu, Says; "Yoruba Leaders Must Be Protected" by houstonia(m): 12:55pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
Buhari : Kemi , you have to deny that fact that there is recession Kemi : sir I already did that but the people are not buying it anymore Buhari : okay tell them we'd soon be out of it. Very very soon Adesina : Mr President it's Friday, tell the people you feel their pain Buhari : Lai I need a sfeech hurriedly, Lai Muhammad: sir that one isn't a problem nau, you can always count on me. Adesina where is that Obama's speech? Adesina: baba we already used that one nau? Lai Muhammad: okay check for Putin's , or something from Mandela . Wait o, all these frustrated Nigerian graduates are very creative at writing online, check for those unambitious lawyers who can write inspirational bullshit wey no dey bring money make baba get something to yarn about. Ogbeni, o kin sare gbe kiniyi wa? I don't like how you're wasting time, if it's to talk like that Jonathan's boy omokiri now u go be expert Buhari: while you're on it lemme enter Faris , Osibade! Osibade ! Kai Has he gone to Mowe already? Kai daniskia , walahi ba I kwant understand all this fake Fastors ba Amaechi: good day sir, Mr President I hope you are aware I haven't completely recovered the election money Buhari : how kwan you say that, I gave you NIMASSA as you brother right to use how you flease , I fut your galpriend in NDDC por sometimes and I haven't and frobably will not frob you for tiffin the money of Rubas state. Haba mana you say I neba kwallect my money pinish ? 10 Likes 3 Shares |
| Politics / Re: Nigeria Hungry For Infrastructure, NOT Iphones - Adeosun To World Bank by houstonia(m): 12:53pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
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| Politics / Re: Forgery: Why We Dropped Charge Against Saraki, Ekweremadu, Others by houstonia(m): 12:53pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
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| Politics / Re: Dino Melaye's New Car Is A Replica Of N180 Million Rolls Royce - Sahara Reporter by houstonia(m): 8:56am On Oct 07, 2016 |
mormonslayer: You know? |
| Politics / Re: Dino Melaye's New Car Is A Replica Of N180 Million Rolls Royce - Sahara Reporter by houstonia(m): 8:55am On Oct 07, 2016 |
generaliy07: Swear to god |
| Education / Re: My Sister's Image Was Selected For Coventry's London Campus Advert. by houstonia(m): 2:30pm On Oct 06, 2016 |
TheRealAdonye: Yes sir she is |
| Education / Re: My Sister's Image Was Selected For Coventry's London Campus Advert. by houstonia(m): 2:20pm On Oct 06, 2016 |
| Education / Re: My Sister's Image Was Selected For Coventry's London Campus Advert. by houstonia(m): 2:19pm On Oct 06, 2016 |
oloworulz: no you should see how far bitterness and hating takes you |
| Education / Re: My Sister's Image Was Selected For Coventry's London Campus Advert. by houstonia(m): 2:16pm On Oct 06, 2016 |
youmour: Lol you still dey tidy? Smh |
| Romance / Re: Meet The Lady With The ‘Biggest Natural Boobs’ On Social Media (Pics) by houstonia(m): 10:20pm On Oct 05, 2016 |
 [size=15pt] shey you wan to ridi me, This wan na original Ajabai [/size] |
| Education / My Sister's Image Was Selected For Coventry's London Campus Advert. by houstonia(m): 9:39pm On Oct 05, 2016 |
Early this year My lil sister (Nwachukwu Chinwe ) a first-class graduate of AUN , (currently in the UK, Coventry University precisely for an MBA) was nominated amongst other British and European students to audition for a photoshoot which was to be used as the official CU London Campus poster. She woke up this morning only to find out the poster was out and her face was selected. She has been so surprised as she wasn't expecting to be selected not just because she's black but because she's Nigerian without any British affiliation lol. I guess favoritism isn't as pronounced in the UK as it is in Nigeria. 87 Likes 16 Shares
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| Politics / Re: You Can’t Remove Me On Pages Of Newspaper, Oyegun Tells Tinubu by houstonia(m): 8:58pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
obinoral1179: now that we all know your school clap for yourself. Will ko Smith ni 29 Likes 3 Shares |
| Politics / Re: You Can’t Remove Me On Pages Of Newspaper, Oyegun Tells Tinubu by houstonia(m): 7:39pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
I wasn't born in 1982 but with this current economic situation, I think 1982 just caught up with me. 82 baba I sight you As this thing I dey double chance Tinubu sha. Oyegun fit get plans. Our people sey person wey Stand for center of road dey dance fit get another person wey dey play drum inside bush. 45 Likes 4 Shares |
| Politics / Re: Tinubu Meets Oyegun At Book Presentation On Buhari by houstonia(m): 7:19pm On Oct 03, 2016 |
OkoNDOoBo: are you a witch doctor, this looks like incantations 1 Like |
| Religion / Re: This Lady Left Mountain Of Fire Church Because Of This... (Photo) by houstonia(m): 6:56pm On Oct 02, 2016 |
hopefulLandlord: Many writings found on the internet have been falsely attributed to Carlin, including various joke lists, rants, and other pieces. The web site Snopes, an online resource that debunks urban legends and myths, has addressed these hoaxes. Many of them contain material that runs counter to Carlin's viewpoints; some are especially volatile toward racial groups, gays, women, the homeless, and other targets. Carlin was aware of these bogus emails and debunked them on his own web site, saying, "Here's a rule of thumb, folks: Nothing you see on the Internet is mine unless it comes from one of my albums, books, HBO specials, or appeared on my web site", and "It bothers me that some people might believe that I would be capable of writing some of this stuff." Weird Al Yankovic referenced these hoaxes in a line of his song "Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me" by saying "And by the way, those quotes from George Carlin aren't really George Carlin".[108] |
| Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Rocks Sexy Outfit (Photos) by houstonia(m): 9:02am On Oct 01, 2016 |
TrapQueen77: you go fry ice block o, she don wear am be sey she don wear am dey dia dey bad belle |
| Politics / Re: Mohammad Hamid Ansari Visits Nigeria With His Wife (Photos) by houstonia(m): 7:47am On Sep 27, 2016 |
Mastermind91: [size=14pt] I thought I was the only one that noticed [/size] 1 Like |
| Politics / Re: Throwback Photos Of Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala by houstonia(m): 10:08am On Sep 13, 2016 |
okonjo talks everywhere is today her birthday? 1 Like |
| Sports / Lauritta Onye Celebrating Her Gold Medal Last Night At The Paralympics (pics) by houstonia(m): 10:04am On Sep 13, 2016 |
She was over excited to have joined the gold rush. I kinda like the picture with the Nigerian flag. Igbo kwenu
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| Jokes Etc / Re: When You Eat A Yoruba Stew For The First Time (PIC) by houstonia(m): 9:14am On Sep 09, 2016 |
I dey laff people wey think sey na lie |
| Romance / Re: Best #tag Of #nigeriavskenya Beef by houstonia(m): 9:12am On Sep 09, 2016 |
I don laff scatter |
| Phones / Re: List Of Phones That Will Not Support Whatsapp Anymore From 31st Dec 2016 by houstonia(m): 8:55am On Sep 09, 2016 |
Ighoga898: Are you using one of these , your bitterness shows you might be a victim  Nokia 500, Nokia E6, Nokia 5228, Nokia 5230, Nokia E63, Nokia 5233, Nokia E66, Nokia 5235, Nokia 5250, Nokia E7, Nokia 5320, Nokia E71, Nokia 5530, Nokia E72, Nokia 5630, Nokia E73, Nokia 5700, Nokia E75, Nokia 5730, Nokia E90 Communicator, Nokia 5800, Nokia N76, Nokia 600, Nokia N78, Nokia 603, Nokia N79, Nokia 6110, Nokia N8, Nokia 6120, Nokia N81, Nokia 6121, Nokia N81 8 GB, Nokia 6124,Nokia N82,Nokia 6210,Nokia N85, Nokia 6220, Nokia N86 8 MP, Nokia 6290, Nokia N95, Nokia 6650 Fold, Nokia N95 8 GB, Nokia 6700, Nokia 6710 Navigator, Nokia N96, Nokia 6720, Nokia N97, Nokia 6730, Nokia N97 mini, Nokia 6760 Slide, Nokia X5-01, Nokia 6790 Surge, Nokia X6, Nokia 700, Nokia X7, Nokia 701, Samsung GT-i8510, Nokia 808 PureView, Samsung GT-l7110, Nokia C5, Samsung i8910 Omnia HD, Nokia C5-03, Samsung SGH-G810, Nokia C6, Samsung SGH-iNNN, Nokia C7, Samsung SGH-L870, Nokia E5, Sony Ericsson Satio, Nokia E51, Sony Ericsson Vivaz, Nokia E52, Sony Ericsson Vivaz Pro and Nokia E55 |
| Politics / Re: Nigerians React As #ChangeBeginsWith Me Trends On Twitter by houstonia(m): 11:26pm On Sep 08, 2016 |
NOC1: If you treat other regions equally will other regions treat you equally? Oga stop forming technocrat and shut up. You think say you sabi talk? When people open mouth you seff go open ur gutter? Na so una go vote person wey no go school now you wan defend am. Ogbeni kuro 8 Likes |
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