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Romance / Re: There Are No Virgins In Heaven by HugeElephant(f): 3:20pm On Mar 13
190:
okay angry
We used to fight back in 2010.
Im surprised you are still on nairaland grin
Romance / There Are No Virgins In Heaven by HugeElephant(f): 3:17pm On Mar 13
Every part of the body was given by nature to help us survive and compete among others.
If you have a part of the body and refuse to put it to good use, you can't be honored in the after life.

That means you wasted that part of the body nature has bestowed on you.
If you die a virgin, you are useless to nature except that you aren't totally useless. You will fertilize the earth.

With the above already said and established, why would anyone decide to die in a brutal way just to have virgins to have sex with in the after life? There are no virgins in heaven.
Think about it.

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Romance / Re: Who is the problem: Is it me or them? by HugeElephant(f): 7:31am On Mar 13
jeromestarks:

I will slap you oooo.
Why

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Romance / Re: Who is the problem: Is it me or them? by HugeElephant(f): 4:04am On Mar 13
Mr nice guy. You go suffer well well for woman hand

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Family / Re: Pls, Nigerians Save Me From My Husband Before We Both Lose It by HugeElephant(f): 3:59am On Mar 13
The first people you should speak to is his family and not Nairaland
Romance / Re: I've Found My One True Calling.... by HugeElephant(f): 3:04pm On Mar 12
drimzsmoke:
After selling my stethoscope and quitting my job, see thread here:
https://www.nairaland.com/7992397/serious-buyer-needed


I realised I have to make some money through other means. This past few weeks has not been easy but in the end, I found my true calling. I'm going for my first robbery operation tonight. Nairalanders, please wish me well!!

Get rich or die trying
Romance / Re: I've Found My One True Calling.... by HugeElephant(f): 3:03pm On Mar 12
Hypnotise:
Which houses will you be robbing?
Haaa aa
Family / Re: Help! A Friend’s Life Is Threatened!!! by HugeElephant(f): 8:59am On Mar 12
gaby:
The bolded part below got me laughing and can only be conjured up by exclusive savages and barbarians.

The human will live as long as the crocodile.
He said in his village---he is Igbo---they believe that crocodiles in the wild live to be around 100 years. If anything happens to the crocodile, the human feels it. The human can never die unless the crocodile dies. His mother was 63, and would have been 64 this year. They think the crocodile was also struck by lightning and that’s why his mother was struck by lightning too.


They were so certain that his mum will live up to 100 years, yet, couldn't be so sure what happened to the crocodile, and now they are guessing Mr Crocodile could have been struck by lightning also.

Abeg, wetin be the name of this village?

This is economic and mental terrorism. EFCC where una dey?

Savages and barbarians.


Might seem laughable but it actually works
Programming / Why Do People Ask Me "What's The Time" by HugeElephant(f): 6:22pm On Mar 11
When I am alone or among other people, someone can just walk up to me and ask. E "please what's the time?"

Why do these people single me out of many and ask me?
Could this mean anything?
Romance / Re: Let's Raise 4000$ by HugeElephant(f): 12:21pm On Mar 11
Hello there
Education / Re: Reno Omokri: The Mistake I Wish I Never Made by HugeElephant(f): 1:39am On Mar 11
This is not a mistake na. Reno never said he made any mistake supporting Bola ahmed Tinubu. The op is a lair
Romance / Re: Why Is Addition Easier Than Subtraction By by HugeElephant(f): 1:30am On Mar 11
OK now I understand
Romance / Re: I Done Stock My Fridge Before Dollar Rise Again: Photo by HugeElephant(f): 5:08pm On Mar 10
It's the best to be prepared for days ahead
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Sends Ship To Build Temporary Seaport In Gaza(photos) by HugeElephant(f): 3:48pm On Mar 10
slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar
Us my niggar
Huzzle dey sweet I swear

If you you know what am thinking right now then you must be a real niggar



Slawormiir is like babe I dunno probably On March 9, our Vessel (USAV) General Frank S. Besson (LSV-1) from the 7th Transportation Brigade (Expeditionary), 3rd Expeditionary Sustainment Command, XVIII Airborne Corps will depart Joint Base Langley-Eustis en route to the Eastern Mediterranean
Babe I'm gonna be there for about 6 months but one thing I can promise you ain't gonna come back in body bag. I'm gonna be back into your arms in one piece
Babe I assure you our communication will be easy cause I will be requesting for a secured phone connection likely iridium extreme satellite phone that will be about 5600 bucks(dollars) you know ain't got access to funds now which means you gonna do the payment babe
Babe is like oh okay darling you just gotta be patient until I receive my income this month I will do the payment. Stay safe for me darling ❤️ ❤️

Slawormiir ends chat and smile to himself in one area in Benin city and says to himself another benz or lexus es 350 is about to be added to the roads of Benin city

I hope you understand there is a next life and you'll be paying back. Nothing is free on earth or the next
Romance / Re: Why Is Addition Easier Than Subtraction By by HugeElephant(f): 3:45pm On Mar 10
VinnyBaba:


It's like this OP is saying Adding Weight is EASIER than Slimming down. sad

The thread is for FAT Pple who can't do without BIG Eba, Akpu, Bread and Pepsi. embarassed embarassed

No
Romance / Re: Why Is Addition Easier Than Subtraction By by HugeElephant(f): 12:36pm On Mar 10
Zxcvbnmghtr:


From 10 upwards is based on addition and subtraction of numbers.


The reason I asked you if you were talking about binary is because, binary is a system of numbers in 0 and 1.
When the opon ifa is being consulted, those marks pressed into the iyere osun is actual binary, 1's and 0
Romance / Re: Why Is Addition Easier Than Subtraction By by HugeElephant(f): 12:31pm On Mar 10
Zxcvbnmghtr:


From 10 upwards is based on addition and subtraction of numbers.
Can you please tell me how to identify that in Yoruba?
You said it's the bases of numbers in Yoruba
Romance / Re: Why Is Addition Easier Than Subtraction By by HugeElephant(f): 11:35am On Mar 10
Zxcvbnmghtr:
Addition and subtraction is the bases of numbers in Yoruba language.
You mean binary?
Romance / Re: Why Is Addition Easier Than Subtraction By by HugeElephant(f): 11:26am On Mar 10
Addition happens on which side of the brain?
Romance / Why Is Addition Easier Than Subtraction By by HugeElephant(f): 10:21am On Mar 10
Good morning, so today I was thinking about mathematics and life in general.
Why is Addition much more easier than Subtraction? Subtraction seems to be complex for the human brain to comprehend, this means there is perhaps some hidden answers to life in subtraction.

For perspectives, if something is created, you can add more to it so as to beautify it. But the moment you start taking away from it (subtraction) that means you are trying to discover the source.

Every creator always want to cover or hide its source or origin of their works. So the moment you start subtracting, you will understand the source and be able to create yours.

There is a secret in subtraction, that's why it's hard for the brain to process it easily compared to ADDITION

- and +

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Politics / Re: All These Pistols Were Locally Fabricated In The Factory In Jos-NPF by HugeElephant(f): 5:09am On Mar 07
gaby:
Wahala...

Nigeria is going the way of Haiti slowly..

Those factories were built so that Jo's people could produce weapons to protect their people from Fulani welding arms and ammunition.

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Politics / Re: Video: Corona Virus And End Sars By Igbos Is Responsible For Hardship..cleric by HugeElephant(f): 6:27am On Mar 06
Nbote:
Why do these ppl walk free?
because most psychiatrist homes are in n the south east

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Politics / Re: Video: Major General Hakeem Oladapo Dismissed For Stealing Over 400m Naira by HugeElephant(f): 6:25am On Mar 06
God knows best
Politics / Re: Why Yarimo Deserves An Award by HugeElephant(f): 6:02am On Mar 06
chopnaira:

One man battalion 😂😂😂

I swear, naa. One man battalion. He no dey send anybody
Nairaland / General / Re: Issues With Access Bank And Funds Reversal by HugeElephant(f): 10:41pm On Mar 05
You had to open a new account to post this.
Without going back and forth, I will ask you,
If your transaction was legitimate, Why did you not move the funds from access bank to Opay?

Of course you won't, you had to cover your tracks with sporty... That's 2020 to 2021 hottest scam way to move people's funds na
Travel / Re: Japa To Slavery by HugeElephant(f): 9:54pm On Mar 05
Money, peace, war, Banks and Banks
Romance / Re: Gf Made Me Wait While Having Sex With Another Man. Is It Wrong That I Ended It? by HugeElephant(f): 8:14pm On Mar 05
There is a lot of lessons to pick from all the comments up there
Romance / Re: Early Marriage A Blessing Or A Curse. by HugeElephant(f): 7:50pm On Mar 05
honourwealth:
With the current situation of Nigeria. Is early marriage a blessing or a curse. Share your opinion to help a brother at 34 with 40k paying job


Don't set yourself up for suffer. It's a very short advice

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Romance / Re: Let's Raise 4000$ by HugeElephant(f): 6:23pm On Mar 05

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