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Travel / Re: Video Of Passengers Praying As Their Plane Suffers Technical Issue Mid-air by humberjade: 2:00am On Aug 07
phrabz:
Same here , I watch Mayday videos on youtube. When u hear pilot calling tower with Mayday omo e don red !!



As in ehn...and some of those catastrophe fit hit any airline no matter how properly maintained, nah make pesin no just enter the plane wey don dey destined to crash.
Travel / Re: Video Of Passengers Praying As Their Plane Suffers Technical Issue Mid-air by humberjade: 8:56pm On Aug 06
It is better imagined.😅

Even normal turbulence alone dey make my imagination go wild, with my heart racing very fast, as a frequent watcher of Aeroplane mishap videos on YouTube wey i be. 😁

Well, I sleep most of any flight anyways. My normal routine... once the plane begin to move, I pray, once the plane is airbourne and stable, I position myself to sleep with my ears plugged and face covered, I only wake up to eat, see a movie until sleep comes calling again. I no get time to dey raise my blood pressure unnecessarily. grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Kamala Harris Picks Tim Walz As VP, Running Mate by humberjade: 5:23pm On Aug 06
UrgentNeeds:


The Dude looks 80. Lol

When you've seen and lived wars, u look older than your age.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Kamala Harris Picks Tim Walz As VP, Running Mate by humberjade: 3:07pm On Aug 06
UrgentNeeds:
Isn't He Too Old ?

Kamala is 59 and Walz 60...so
Foreign Affairs / Re: Kamala Harris Picks Tim Walz As VP, Running Mate by humberjade: 3:03pm On Aug 06
CursedOsuPigs:
Agbalagba...why not pick Shapiro naaaah?

But they are age mates nah grin
Sports / Re: Nigeria Female National Teams' Thread by humberjade: 11:52pm On Jul 31
mostob:

1. Normally, Alozie was converted to RB. She is a winger.

2. Alozie is not sluggish and clueless

3. It is the duty of your coach to source for proper cover in defence.

Ok

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Female National Teams' Thread by humberjade: 5:05pm On Jul 31
mostob:
No o.. Randy can do no wrong. Have you forgotten our defence is like a wall of Jericho that can't be penetrated? grin grin

That defence had Ashleigh Plumptre not a shambolic Okeke, and the Alozie we had back then is not the one we have now (this one is damn too sluggish and clueless).

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Female National Teams' Thread by humberjade: 4:42pm On Jul 31
SamueItem337:
The thing is that they over hype the girls in this thread and na that one dey vex me pass

I guess everyone, including the players, got carried away by their performance at the World Cup, hence, the hype.

Nah so so social media posts dem sabi

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Female National Teams' Thread by humberjade: 4:31pm On Jul 31
Next thing nah to sack this coach make we look for more competent one. How can you have a team that can't string passes together, can't hold possession, and can't control the ball. Their performances at this Olympics are shambolic to say the least.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Female National Teams' Thread by humberjade: 4:26pm On Jul 31
Normally, Japan no be our mate for Women's Football, Super Falcons nah regular customer even when dey get form. grin

They just went to make up the numbers for the Olympics cheesy
Sports / Re: Nigeria Female National Teams' Thread by humberjade: 4:11pm On Jul 31
ok
Crime / Re: Nigerian Jailed 15 Years For Rape In UK Flees To Nigeria by humberjade: 4:03pm On Jul 31
nairalanda1:


Even then, it does not mean she lied.

Fact is, the man should have controlled himself. Following that script he would have still had his job and his better life. Instead he lost it all to temptation...that he could have ignored. The temptation fromed by thoughts he fostered and allowed to grow.

I agree with you
Crime / Re: Nigerian Jailed 15 Years For Rape In UK Flees To Nigeria by humberjade: 1:20pm On Jul 31
nairalanda1:


Yea, and if the man had exercised self control, he would still be in his job and still be enjoying the love of his wife and children, and not even be guilty of rape.

Dont justify evil. What the man did was wrong, and you should not abuse and defame the victim. She had her day in court and was proven to be telling the truth. This is not a story for the bloggers.

I am not justifying the evil perpetrated by the man, I am just pointing out how the lady is using the opportunity presented by the ugly incident to get her Resi Permit. Saying even "her own family disowned her" is most likely false. Now, whether the rape actually happened or not, I don't know, but what I know is that, this case is between a man who couldn't control his urge and a woman who took advantage of the result to further her course.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Jailed 15 Years For Rape In UK Flees To Nigeria by humberjade: 7:24pm On Jul 30
The woman sef don use am collect permanent residence permit

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Health / Re: Man Who Woke Up From 244 Day Coma, Dies After He Was Hit By A Truck by humberjade: 3:50pm On Jul 30
Giving 'Final Destination' vibes
Politics / Re: Nigerian Man Arrested For Allegedly Running $9m Drug Ring In Australia by humberjade: 3:49am On Jul 29
Beremx:
You're awaiting deportation and still carried drugs? Village people don swear for the guy.

One last dance, I guess.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Women Vs Spain Women: Olympic Games (0 - 1) On 28th July 2024 by humberjade: 7:16pm On Jul 28
Meanwhile, Zambia dey dismantle Australia 5-2 😅
Sports / Re: Nigeria Women Vs Spain Women: Olympic Games (0 - 1) On 28th July 2024 by humberjade: 7:12pm On Jul 28
Thank God for VAR 😅
Sports / Re: Nigeria Women Vs Spain Women: Olympic Games (0 - 1) On 28th July 2024 by humberjade: 6:45pm On Jul 28
The ladies can't string passes together, can't control the ball, have no ball carrier, only depending on long balls, which results in one dangerous attack out of every 10 attempts. The one clear attempt, we still won't utilise. Well, they might be lucky sha. Fingers crossed
Sports / Re: Nigeria Women Vs Spain Women: Olympic Games (0 - 1) On 28th July 2024 by humberjade: 6:41pm On Jul 28
fredoooooo:
See Ajibade

As in ehn...she had all the time in the world to position herself and pick an angle. You don't get a lot of chances against teams like this

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Women Vs Spain Women: Olympic Games (0 - 1) On 28th July 2024 by humberjade: 6:18pm On Jul 28
oloriooko:


And Japan did

Exactly. But the Japanese are way better than the Brazilians on a good day. The sad thing is that we can't string 5 passes together without losing the ball. No ball carrier too, we can only depend on long balls.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Women Vs Spain Women: Olympic Games (0 - 1) On 28th July 2024 by humberjade: 6:13pm On Jul 28
MT:


Who would he have put in there?

Nigeria is not as solid as Brazil.

All the team in that group will beat the Falcon.

I agree with you, but the Brazilians were there for the taking
Sports / Re: Nigeria Women Vs Spain Women: Olympic Games (0 - 1) On 28th July 2024 by humberjade: 4:06pm On Jul 28
I love this team, God knows I do, but except a miracle happens, leaving this group with a point will be a shocker. Brazil was the surest link to get points, but the coach blew with his selections.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Women Vs Spain Women: Olympic Games (0 - 1) On 28th July 2024 by humberjade: 4:05pm On Jul 28
I love this team, God knows I do, but except a miracle happens, leaving this group with a point will be a shocker.
Travel / Re: Bandits Block Abuja-Lokoja Road, Travelers Stranded by humberjade: 3:30pm On Jul 24
Where are all the military planes and drones when you need them?

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Crime / Re: Ondo Corps Members Recount Ordeal In Kidnappers' Den by humberjade: 7:19am On Jul 24
Zonefree:

Nigerian Police are mad!

The victim narrated how they paid N5M and police is saying they mounted pressure on the kidnappers. undecided

It will be very difficult for a Nigerian police officer to make Heaven.

Wahala

I think they just say these things to make kidnapping look less attractive to potential kidnappers
Politics / Re: Edo APC Guber Candidate In Age "Falsification Scandal" With 4 Dates Of Birth by humberjade: 2:25pm On Jul 22
This one nah confirm olodo o 😅🤣


See WAEC result for Christsake, I don dye! 😅

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Foreign Affairs / Re: President Biden Tests Positive For Covid-19 by humberjade: 7:55am On Jul 18
IMO, it's just a ploy to reduce his appearances before the camara to a large extent, so that they can manage his health.

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Politics / Re: Scammers Hack Governor Adeleke's Phone Number by humberjade: 9:34am On Jul 16
PaNnamdi:

He be dey look Meghan D stallion yansh picture nor know say na hacker send am the picture grin

🤣
Politics / Re: Scammers Hack Governor Adeleke's Phone Number by humberjade: 9:06am On Jul 16
Oga don go open one randy pisure wey dem send enter him phone. 😅

Gadgets are mostly hacked by directly storing a malware on it in person or virtually through files with malwares. But seriously, no one is safe from these guys, even an innocent looking PDF fit carry malware enter your device and operate on a low key.

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Politics / Re: Supreme Court Judgement On LG Autonomy Takes Immediate Effect - AGF Fagbemi by humberjade: 4:11am On Jul 13
bennyflipy:

Effc na, they don't have immunity.

We come know where dem dey stay 🤣🤣🤣

Na true sha, there won't be any hiding place for them this time around.
Politics / Re: Supreme Court Judgement On LG Autonomy Takes Immediate Effect - AGF Fagbemi by humberjade: 4:10am On Jul 13
bennyflipy:

Effc na, they don't have immunity.

We come know where dem dey stay 🤣🤣🤣

Your points are in order. There won't be any hiding place for them.

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