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Cricket....who invented that 5h!t!

All weapons fashioned against my virginity shall not prosper!!!

None of ma business !!

slimzypink:
ugly fowl... so not sexy at all, face looking like 8 years a slave . hair looking like 50 shades of suffering, who the Bleep,n fu,ck released this pics.. she fall my hand for a woman who can look way better, this wowoness is beyond me

See ur preety face like Iyabo Obasanjo own!!!

kawkab:
Example from India

How dat train wan take move

Ion have a problem with dat... As long as they change their mentality.



Especially dos' ones breeded* in the east of the niger..... They should learn to appreciate other tribes nd stop seeing them as enemies.

falconey:
dude I have a job....who has time to dig in a girl's previous relationship?

Yeah u do.... I hav got one too!!!


U wanna get to know someone.... lil' bit of details from the past could help ur* future* if u r plannin on havin one.



There is a slight difference between attention and time.....

falconey:
know her problem? I want to date her or solve her problem? If only her problem is dating

Read dat part again.... Lemme rephrase it;


Dig into her previous relationships*...... Dat way,she ll know you care.

vjsmiles:
BE RICH
BE RICHER
BE RICHEST

All about the paper!!!




u gotta stop thinking its the only solution to every ish'

Desteenee:
So correct,thanks op.

U r welcom.

I'm shy.... I'm not ready tho'

You’ve been staring at her from a distance for quite
sometime and you’re seemingly undecided whether or
not to make the move to approach her. Perhaps, she is
even someone you know and have butterflies in your
tummy whenever you talk and relate with her and
you’ve not been able to break the “Jinx” and tell her
how you feel. Every single guy on the face of the earth
including myself can relate to this fear that comes along
with asking out a girl we are crushing on. Be it the first
time you would ask a girl out or the fact that you want
to ask out some one you perceive as beyond you which
makes you nervous, trembling and unstable, I have
come out with ideas that would help reduce the effects
of your fear and guarantee a smooth sail.

These ideas are not 100% foolproof but they are
designed in a way that when applied, your nerves
would be steadied and you can inadvertently build on
the experience to conquer future occurrences.


1. Never appear Desperate

This is actually very important as the way you seem and
appear to your crush mostly determines what and how
her response would be like. Thus, NEVER appear
desperate or treat getting her a do or die affair.
Seeming desperate sends the wrong signals as the
other party may misconstrue your intentions as
sinister. More so, it is a major turn off for girls when
you rush them and press too hard. Learn to take things
slowly and easily, which she most probably would be
attracted to.


2. Be respectful

As they say, “Respect is reciprocal “, treat your crush the
way you’d expect to be treated. It is important to watch
the kind of words you say that may appear
disrespectful. Some of these include calling out to her
by saying “Hey you”, “Baby” and seemingly vulgar
words. A high percentage of ladies see it as a sign of
rudeness and disrespect to call out to them that way.
Thus, try to be polite as much as possible while also
remembering to be nice and respectful.


3. Spill the words in a quiet area
.

This is quite important given the fact that good or bad,
the memories of you asking out your crush is one that
you want to make memorable. Thus, ensure you
choose a place that is devoid of noise and people.
Avoid places where you are likely to be interrupted
intermittently and such places include school cafeterias
and places either of you are well known. Also, plan for
a place with less noise and people but make sure the
place is neither too busy nor private.


4. Talk Less

To ensure your words hit home, ensure that you talk
less. Avoid too much talk as that can portray you as
been desperate. Ensure you make your conversation
short and precise as this gives it more effect and limits
the chances of you stuttering or saying something
wrong. A good way is to introduce yourself, ask for her
name and. Number, tell her you’d call her and then
walk away.


5. Remember not to rush things

It is important to remember that being in a hurry will
do you no good. Learn to take things slow as rushing
things will definitely send the wrong signals to her. She
may think you are after sex alone and probably keep a
distance from you. Try and acquaint yourself with her
before you proceed to get intimate with dates.


6. Know her problems

Every lady wants a guy that knows and understands
what they are passing through. It is nice to get to know
what are problems are as this would probably aid you
in knowing how to proceed with her. For example,
knowing that she just got out of a bad relationship can
help you know what went wrong in her previous
relationship and apply same in how you relate with her.

Finally, make sure you don’t talk too much, make it
short and precise and if she says no; don’t worry, you
might get another chance with her or with someone
better.

Interesting!








This piece stole my heart

Mediocrity @ its peak

One minute silence for our useless neighbours from north london

AS MONACO!!!





Meanest defence in the UCL.........

hahn:
I believe you mean 3 wives

Lol

Lol....looks like they share one pu*sy


They hav got to share the same man...

hahn:
I'm married

Since you're single, you can go ahead

I'm a grandfather!!


Who says u can take one more( Perhaps two) wife.

hahn:
I dey tell you. Just imagine one sucking your dick while the other is sucking your balls.

Sweet sensation!!!




Abi u go like marry dem...... U can make history too!

Its not funny!







Frankly,Its ill arious.......


Very sickening

Well!!!









Two heads are better than one....

Wah!!!


This dunce still speaks on national television...

Wonderfoool!!!



I'm sure some r e ta r d might wanna try this....




U r................!

Karleb:
No time mehn! When you buy a good and you ain't satisfied you gatta get your money back anyway you can. - Karleb.

FIXED!

Very nice!




When I grow up.... I ll marry her

Gab....

funmilayoB:
wizkid left eme and started releasing undope stuff dont knw d cuz oo, i even hear say he don dey smoke weed self. that thing ruin career pass disease

See mentality!!!

Hoe low shee!!!




Alaye baje

Why is she tellin' us







Sigh*....She has her brain in one of dos' shoes!!!

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She is a nudarshian for crying out loud!!!