₦airaland Forum

This is serious!!!

doopsy:
Lol, ,seeing this word just made me laugh, thought I was the one who coined it, we used to call a troublesome huge neighbor of ours an ogress

Lol..... I jus figured it out, since she does look like a female ogre.......





She s got dis stunning resemblance with Princess Fiona in the movie ''Shrek''..... Fiona is *prettier* tho'

Ion know.... Buh its not sex!






It cud connote lot of tinz........

Ok

Ok Uncle Fash..... I believe you!!!

Stuuupid children.... Why did they hav to make use of guns knowing fully well it could lead to loss of lives





100 bags of Searchet water would hav been perfect!

Ronaldo to the rescue!!!



This lad is better than the best.

Re al is completely finished!!!

missionmex:
shit? This thing is not shit na, its a coal stove.

Lol.... Bros, we r still saying the same thing.....



It is a shittty time wasting coal stove!!!

Mogbe!!!




We made use of electric stove/hot plate......




Which student get time to they arrange all dis shiiit

UGLY OGRESS!

ceejay80s:
Muslims thinking out of sense, na Muslim het Nigeria?abou see Jesus Christ on the cross sign on 100 naira note? we Christians complain? What is wrong with this religion called muslim?

Bro.... Muslim is not a religion!

nationwide1:
Perhaps our brothers in the South West are different and often the Hausa / Fulani Muslims consider the SW Muslims fake.

Ok, I get it..... Do u live in Lagos



Perhaps you should visit other south west states like Ibadan and Osun where Islam is practiced *properly*


Most of the* ones* you find here in Lagos are non practising muslims....

nationwide1:
I had same experience a few weeks back. A little Muslim boy of less than 15 years told me to give him the old 100 Naira note if I have that the new one is not good. I also met an Imam who openly condemned the legal tender. So it's a general notion among Muslims that any Nigerian currency note without Arabic writing is 'illegal'/ 'fake'.

Rili.... Dat's the whole muslim community!




What more can I say.... *sigh*

JULIANAH85:
U dnt need to blame him, he has his own reasons.

Wah reasons huh

He is just plain stuupid!!!

Islamic countries hav got english* written on their currencies

My religion does not condone stupidity....

RE-TAR-D .......

Mtcheew!........Irrelevancies

Kachisbarbie:
hahaha
I love igbo people__ because, they keeep convincing themselves that they are being hated on.

Lets face reality, if they decide to create an igbo station - do we have enough content?
Do we have enough actors?

Apart from Queen Nwokoye, and a handful__ who else would be in the cast?

Majority of igbo actors have deflected to nollywood (English speaking Nigerian movie).

That's not the same for yorubas, the best yoruba actors are not even the ones you see in Nollywood. Majority of their veteran actors are in their indigenous industry (Taiwo Hassan (Ogogo), Yinka Quadri, Adebayo Salami(Oga Bello),Jide Kosoko,Idowu Phillips (Iya Rainbow) . Carving a niche for themselves there.

__ then the younger generation: Funke Akindele,Doris Simeon, Fathia Balogun, Iyabo Ojo, Femi Adebayo, Odunlade Adekola, Dayo Amusa, Mercy Aigbe etc.


Y'all need to watch yoruba movies, the sync, cast, colour, storyline hasn't even been achieved by the igbo dominated Nollywood.

Igbo people should work on themselves and stop looking for who to blame everytime. It's becoming boring.



Cc:softysparky

Aunty kachy is always on point....





When I grow up, I'll marry you!!!

emusmith:
I looked at viewers of this thread and the percentage of guys to girls was like 85-15.

Why?

Wah do u expect!!!.


Most of d em' think the only way they can improve themselves is by playing the role of a leech......

This is nothing compared to what I saw yesterday...


I saw a signboard with the inscription; IF YOU CANNOT READ AND WRITE.... Pls call this number 080*********!!!

CINEMA!!!



















Mi o raye iranu.....

This is a three count charge


-Felony
-Deception
-Foolery



She is goin' to be in jail for a very long time!!!

Feet










I hate ugly feet

Of course!!.




My friends' wife is a virgin with three kids from three different donors*.....



#digdat

She aint carrying no baby!!!


This is what u get when you decide to concieve a baby through Artificial insemination.....









The doctors must have made use of a lizard s' semen

Ibadan is fun!!!!







Ion know why I jus can reside dere'.......

How would I know!!!









I've never had sex before

We know dat already....it actually gonna be 34 states










Its goin to be a Landslide victory!!!

OP....U don dey madt!!!