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Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by HumbledbYGrace(op): 10:30am On Jul 24, 2013

chistar01: LOL guys chop knukle jhur! Help me tell them oh!, im just joining this morning and dey want to welcome me with fasting, can you imagine?!.

@HBG, if you were told 2 fast on your first day im pretty sure you would have ran. LOL.

@UJ, orientatation pastor, come and do your work oh. An nigga is kinda still in the dark over here.

we talk about everything that's bothering us, family issues, work issues, school issues, relationship issues, dog issues, cat issues....we share the word, we pray for each other. Now we are playing the hot seat game where a member will be asked questions by other members for a week. Just to get a glimpse of one another.

Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by HumbledbYGrace(op): 10:27am On Jul 24, 2013

chistar01: lol, ok thanks bro, so who exactly is the G.O? Mukina? And i dont eat food of about 18 pages ago, you people will have to cook a new 1.

shhhhhhh...don't mention Mukina on this compound.

Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by HumbledbYGrace(op): 10:25am On Jul 24, 2013

dagr8: [size=13pt] You are highly welcome my bro...HBG offer him food with enuf nama joor...the forty days fast no concern first timers na

Uj_sizzle is the orientation "Pastor" while HBG is the "G.O" [/size]

Dagr8 you were supposed to tell him to take a seat, get to know him while you offer him a glass of water to quench the thirst, we still don't have any food, atleast water will do, he won't be like us on dry fasting.

Nairaland General › Re: Commotion Over ‘mermaid’ In Ibadan . by HumbledbYGrace(f): 10:18am On Jul 24, 2013

So all the katakata was because of that small thing huh

Romance › Re: She Broke My Heart! by HumbledbYGrace(f): 10:11am On Jul 24, 2013

[quote author=2s£xy]Bros, all that one don pass. The OP wife was in labour yesterday and the question now is, is the wife same person he complained about here or someone else? To me, it seem to be same person.

Do the math from time this thread was created to this hour when his 'wife' put to bed? It takes 9 months for woman to have a child. 9 months from the time this thread was created... = ?

I wish the OP well.[/quote]The Op forgot to update us about the change in the scenery, it looks like they kissed and made up.

Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by HumbledbYGrace(op): 10:06am On Jul 24, 2013

Omo Daddy354: Ooops, my bad! Post modified.
Morning to you ma'am.

lol...its all good.

Blessed day, gotta go.

Bye grin

Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by HumbledbYGrace(op): 10:01am On Jul 24, 2013

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Good morning beloved, New friends and the whole family. Accomodation is free, breakfast is served at 8am, lunch @ 12:30, Dinner @ 9pm west African time.

But for now, we are on dry fasting for fourty days.

Feel @ home guys cheesy

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Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by HumbledbYGrace(op): 9:55am On Jul 24, 2013

Omo Daddy354: You are welcome in the name of the Lord sis... Happy to have u here. Pls feel free cos u're home and here we all about Family.
Our mummy G.O will come welcome u properly nd orient you,she's kinda busy right now.
Nd as for the food and drinks, you can visit page 101 - 103 where our brother dagr8 (the certified chef) has alot of varieties for you and you shall be filled.

He is a brother Omo Daddy. grin

Good morning to you.

Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by HumbledbYGrace(op): 9:54am On Jul 24, 2013

[quote author=Bélla3]gud sister.... Tithing is gud business.[/quote]lol

Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by HumbledbYGrace(op): 9:52am On Jul 24, 2013

[quote author=nu-well]Are the tea and biscuits that were on offer on the first page, exhausted? undecided

How come I wasn't offered any?
Where's the welcoming committee? grin

To all my co-'new faces', Welcome o! Please feel at home.[/quote]we ran out of food, we are on 40 days dry fasting, care to join? grin

its free

Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by HumbledbYGrace(op): 9:51am On Jul 24, 2013

chistar01: Ok, am new here and after going through a few pages I think I like whats going on, this is nice, I must confess!.

So who is going to welcome me to the family and give me a proper orientation? Hope you guys give first timers food and drinks oh. #FirstComment.

brother you funny, erm if you guys are willing to donate some kash so that we could buy food...that will be great.

Lol @ #first to comment.

Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by HumbledbYGrace(op): 9:48am On Jul 24, 2013

Tunmike90: Many people will like to know the way to heaven,its not through the sky,but through your heart.Matt 5:8"blessed are the pure in heart for they shall see God".The God that people seek is in you,simply give him total control of your heart.

that's true, we often seek salvation from the world while its always within us. We know he knew us even while we were still forming in our mother's wombs. And Jesus Christ is always there just waiting for us to let him in. He won't come in if you don't ivite him, because He is a God of free will. grin

Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by HumbledbYGrace(f): 9:41am On Jul 24, 2013

Tovot

I saw you behind the curtains, good morning to you and everyone in this house.

Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by HumbledbYGrace(f): 9:38am On Jul 24, 2013

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Nigerian pidgin English is the world's simplest language. The language where you don't need dictionary, manual or literacy to learn. Just a day with a Nigerian will do the magic [/color]

so how mush will you charge me if I ask to spend a day with you? So that you can teash me pidgin?

Goodmorning by the way.

Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by HumbledbYGrace(f): 9:34am On Jul 24, 2013

Rap maestro: @HBG- how's d baby doing.. Xtend my greetings to Pastor tha baby-daddy Lolz GOOD A.M TO U TOO

WISH ME LUCK AS I'M ON MY WAY TO MY EXAM

Don't you think its too early for ranting huh

Your going to write exams, take a chill pill, breath in and out okay? Its stated, you break the rules you get banned right? You behave, your character will have a good name. Its like @ school where we are to obey rules and get spanked for silly things and the teacher's word is final. I.e, be putually always, if you arrive late, you get flogged. But who flogs the teacher when he is late? Nobody, only the Oga who owns the school will have a say, not students right? I think its high time I teach you my way, when I was new here, I respected cuddles so much that I wouldn't break even a tiny thing. Then somborry asked my why do I treat Cuddles like a goddess, I told her its because she is a mod but that person said they are just like us and stuff. I followed the crowd, see where I am now? M like that controvesial kid, whom people just shrug and laugh at.

Its never too late to do what's right, Mynd deserves our respect, nomatter how strict he may be, at the end of the day he is the mod.

Forgive me for the epistle grin

Bonboy is doing great, complexion changing too...gosh. Pastor is still MIA, hope he will be home soon.

I hope you ace that exam.

Good morning.

Literature › Re: Nairaland - Making A Story Out Of This Forum. by HumbledbYGrace(f): 9:20am On Jul 24, 2013

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]
I like your name o, sounds more like Kele Maduka [/color]

but it isn't kele Maduka is it huh

Its Nkele Maluleka. Capish? grin

Literature › Re: Nairaland - Making A Story Out Of This Forum. by HumbledbYGrace(f): 1:06am On Jul 24, 2013

xynerise: I am an antelope slayer and not an antelope. We have hundreds of antelopes on NL

name one! The one you aint afraid of

Culture › Re: Controversial Rituals Still Practiced Today by HumbledbYGrace(f): 1:04am On Jul 24, 2013

I hate the girls mutilation, that girl is still young. You forgot to add the boys circumcision

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Literature › Re: Nairaland - Making A Story Out Of This Forum. by HumbledbYGrace(f): 12:56am On Jul 24, 2013

xynerise: He looks like an antelope . He has a low-pitched voice

lol antelope. Could it be you? You were attacking urself? undecided

Literature › Re: Nairaland - Making A Story Out Of This Forum. by HumbledbYGrace(f): 12:51am On Jul 24, 2013

xynerise: Not any of you. I had a nightmare someone was trying to divide us and make us fail. But I casted him and bound him then I woke up.

interesting, could you describe how she/he looked like? The voice etc? I work for AIU, African investigation unit worked for FBI too.

Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by HumbledbYGrace(op): 12:39am On Jul 24, 2013

[quote author=Bélla3]fortunately and unfortunately grin

[/quote]well I am glad your around because I have a business proposal. Tithe tings grin

Literature › Re: Nairaland - Making A Story Out Of This Forum. by HumbledbYGrace(f): 12:37am On Jul 24, 2013

xynerise: I had a nightmare

mind sharing? Who was in it? Was it Flow grin

or me

Literature › Re: Nairaland - Making A Story Out Of This Forum. by HumbledbYGrace(f): 12:30am On Jul 24, 2013

xynerise: Nah! When you say interesting things and u talk much, people dont bother how much time u consume. Its only when you say boring and irrational comments that a minute will look like an hour.

I just hope I won't receive slaps o, aint u supposed to be sleeping?

Forum Games › Re: Age Group That Dominates Nairaland Survey by HumbledbYGrace(f): 12:27am On Jul 24, 2013

55-60....I got lots of grand babies tongue

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Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by HumbledbYGrace(op): 12:21am On Jul 24, 2013

ATMC: i think your questions make me more 'afraider' than dagr8's. Tomorrow pls, my bags are packed ready to go to d land of nods right now

lol @ 'afraider'

Goodnight ma'am

Literature › Re: Nairaland - Making A Story Out Of This Forum. by HumbledbYGrace(f): 12:19am On Jul 24, 2013

xynerise: We shouldnt let our viewers(fans ) get tired of viewing. No update in 2 days, thats awful. Pls we should come up with something today.

feeling hyper already tongue

M vamoosing, them guys might show up, I would update but so many things clash. I started with Day one.

And somehow I end up sitting alone, then m in class gosh!

I hope m not talking too much?

Literature › Re: Nairaland - Making A Story Out Of This Forum. by HumbledbYGrace(f): 12:07am On Jul 24, 2013

xynerise: let other writers choose their preferred section(s) and lets kick failure out of the team

where are they? Plomoe! Plomoe! I yam calling you again o! Your phone is linging, linging! You are needed here.

Family › Re: Bride-to-be Attempts Suicide After Fiance Called-Off Their Wedding by HumbledbYGrace(f): 12:05am On Jul 24, 2013

Chinwem: You have a heart of stone
Meaning you have stone where your heart should be

I reserve my comment.

Literature › Re: Nairaland - Making A Story Out Of This Forum. by HumbledbYGrace(f): 12:02am On Jul 24, 2013

xynerise: ok, that is better. I will write on Health section next.

Good, I will take religion and literature but I major in literature.

Literature › Re: Nairaland - Making A Story Out Of This Forum. by HumbledbYGrace(f): 11:59pm On Jul 23, 2013

Dygeasy: I Talked About Mail, Not Everyone Listened. If We Were Chatting Offline, Things Wouldn't Go Bad. I Tried Highlighting The Way The Story/Plot Is Supposed To Be Didn't I? Plus The Email Option If There's Any Other Thing To Ask. But Hey! Where Are We?

Nowhere!

Just great! angry

what happened to your phone? Abeg, emails freaks me out. M allergic to them. tongue

Just read the critics jor, what antelope and Mrs Preacher discussed. Don't come here yelling @ us!

Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by HumbledbYGrace(op): 11:55pm On Jul 23, 2013

ATMC: i see what you mean now

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