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@ superbloke, are u tring to ruin my marriage?

firestar: ***HBG...How are the both of ya?

we are good, I hope to give birth asap, I am tired already. How are beaniates?

Ishilove: Six times

that could work but if you can't give him ten children then he will marry another woman, u ok with this?

CFCfan: Na so I see am

ehn.

Shugamania: *Blushing*
That's what 'someone' calls me.


Okay ma'am, just u.

someone eh? Don't blush hey, that name suits you. Your so beautiful...if I was a man...

CFCfan: *Blushing* I wink back

did I just wink @ you? OMW! I am a married woman for crying out loud. Hope my husband doesn't see this. *hides face*

Rap maestro: am i hired Lolz

yes you are, get ready to polish his shoes...

CFCfan:
No wahala. I'll contact GEJ to grant him amnesty

that would be great, anything else?

For a cute young fellow like you...wink,wink...anything.

Shuga-shuga helo there can I call you dimples?

CFCfan: Ok, noted. Is he the Oga at the top?

He is but in Jail.

superbloke: Erm...i think i got too excited.
Ishi, you'll have to follow protocol unfortunately
Carry on HBG

thank you your majesty

Tovot: na wa,nobody even asked after tovot!so una love is nt frm ur heart! ok tovot is takn a break *frowns*

last time I checked you were very hostile (towards me that is) so I know just when to call it a night.

Rap maestro: short answer..
RAP MAESTRO
Male
Age=19
Edu= Bsc in Rap from god Of Raps institute..
Skills: could use Microphone, pen & phone to secure ma peepz{Rap terms, its called Netcee}..
Hobbies: Rap, Rap & Rap..

someone please remind me why I took this job! Young man! Did I say this is a record company

CFCfan: Can I learn Zulu?

sorry? We are not offering zulu classes but since you asked, I will check my zuluboy to see if he still offer zulu classes.

Rap maestro: choi! Madam, that was harsh

oh, sorry dear

firestar: [size=4pt]**too tired to comment...looks on with bleary eyes**

[/size]--yawns--

Mynd....Mynd...Mynd44 your wife needs you asap!

Rap maestro: for the post of what?

gateman

Rap maestro: who goes by that name here?

superbloke who else?

[quote author=Mynd_44]Reads this and understands the reason behind her signature.[/quote]move....

Rap maestro: u are fast ma'am... Didn't think u saw that

its Technology ....so your CV

Ishilove: Spoilsport

with your attitude I wonder if you will be the perfect mrs arkopolis

Rap maestro: neva mynd

oh I saw that, he is currently looking for someone who will be a gateman....you available? Pls drop your cv at the front desk thank you

Ishilove: King Solomon was like the hottest guy in his generation, and he had the riches and brains to boot. He was also a ladies man, so if King Solo was a polygamist, I don't mind joining super-b's harem. Its part of love!

you are not yet hired young lady.

How many times are willing to give birth

Ishilove: *gasp* Really??

This has got to be the happiest day of my NL life.

*sob*

forgive my Oga madam, he forgot to take his medication and when he does that he is very forgetful. He had forgotten that its my job to hire and fire his wives. So so sorry.

superbloke: No mind am o.


Lwkmd!! * in Donald Trump's voice* You're hired!!!

excuse me sir but this is my job...

Ishilove: Curriculum Vitae

Mission statement: Ishilove is a industrious young woman whose greatest ambition in life is to be Nigeria's first female president. She is a dogged fighter, a wonderful lover and with a devastating mix of beauty and brains. She hopes to win the heart of sizzling hawt superbloke. And she intends to succeed in this quest.

Name: Ishilove
Age: 20yrs.

sweety, you are a minor for our dear brother now....moving on....
Adress: Available on Request

Ishilove: Educational Qualifications:
First Degree: Bsc, Woodwork and Carpentry, 2nd class upper division, University of Toronto

Second Degree: BA, Yoruba Linguistics Edu, second class lower division, Universite du Lome, Togo

Post graduate: M.ed, Contemporary Adult Education, John Hopkins University

Ph.D: In View

you said your 20 So when exactly did you graduate from Creche? Wait or when did you start moving your two feet? I bet your mama is proud of you but....this is a slap in the face to our escourt agency.

Ishilove: Work Experience:
None. I've been too busy getting educated

you have to have atleast two years expirience! We call them attachments dear thank you. (Adjusting my goggles) moving right along....[/quote]

Ishilove: Skills:
Able to leap over tall buildings difficult challenges in a single bound.

Faster than a speeding love mail.

Can cook better that Martha woman chef who was jailed many years back for tax evasion.

Capable of so much love love love!!!

you have skills I see, and you can cook? Well, maybe you can make a good seventh wife...with your skills and education. Yea, I will have to book you in for an interview, how about tommorow? I am quite impressed so we could do practicals. Theory isn't enough I am sure your aware of that.

Ishilove: Hobbies: Reading, guidance and counselling, Nairalanding, sky diving, bungee jumping, mountain climbing, kangaroo wrestling

Referees: available on Request

HBG, happy now? Now move over so that my love mail can reach my one and only superbloke!

good you love reading because if I hire you, you will have to read bed time story for Mr hot's twelve children from his six wives. I hope he told you he is a polygamist

Ishilove: Wow!!

Superbloke are you sizzling hawt??

I am so mailing you

lol

I am his personal asistant so you will have to go pass that your pm by me with your resume so that I can see if your fit for our blazing Oga.

Oh! Before I forget, please send an application letter along with your cv.

#the Preacher's Wife.

[quote author=Foxy_Ultimate]Yes I did, a story on Sexuality section brought me back. It was a romantic story I started on Romance Section before it was moved. It is not sexually explicit sha.

But nothing concern me with this section. I might complete the tale next week latest.[/quote]Romance and sexuality? There is a difference but m not gonna say what it is now.