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Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by HumbledbYGrace(f): 12:12pm On Nov 16, 2012
CrazyMan: This place looks lively today...is there a party going on... cool
Its friday[quote author=Mynd_44]He is noting but a cheap räpist[/quote]If he was so cheap he wouldn't have made it to presidency duh
sigmundfreud: Congrats and welcome back!
Op u did well?
Results will be out in february but Iam sure I will make it,God willing[quote author=Mynd_44]Well I believed I was a vegetarian until I grew up and realised that we were just too poor to buy a chicken[/quote]don't worry that's y wr here,I will donate some rants so that u eat chicken this christmas
vescucci: Look, people. She's not entirely sure
She has errr,u know ummm...it slipped my mind sorry[quote author=Mynd_44]Me silly?

Your Boyfriend is silly[/quote]My boyfriend neh?
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by HumbledbYGrace(f): 12:05pm On Nov 16, 2012
[quote author=uj_sizzle]which is exactly why you're scary. People don't know what to expect from you, madam nice.[/quote]*peeping from the back of the crowd,with a shaky low voice she says "I was about to say that but got cold feet."*

*Runs out*
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by HumbledbYGrace(f): 12:01pm On Nov 16, 2012
Cuddlemii: well everything that is expected from a human being is what you should expect from me.
I am a human being, right?
*eyes rolling*
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by HumbledbYGrace(f): 11:59am On Nov 16, 2012
vescucci: Why? Is he dead?
No,mynd is being silly as usual
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by HumbledbYGrace(f): 11:58am On Nov 16, 2012
[quote author=uj_sizzle]you don't eat chicken till Christmas??[/quote]He doesn't eat it at all,mynd is a vegetarian
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by HumbledbYGrace(f): 11:56am On Nov 16, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]Jacob Zuma is a dickhead and cuddle does not ban people[/quote]that's big offense if u ask me,Zuma did nothin to u.

As for cuddles

I will get back to u same tym,same place nextyear.
Romance › Re: . by HumbledbYGrace(op): 11:00am On Nov 16, 2012
candieangel12: What is "ew" about what I said? If you are mature enough to have se.x then you should also be mature enough to discuss about it. Geeze! And who told you toys are for uncultured women. Most women have atleast one toy or have used one before. If your friend isn't going to be open minded about sex, then she should continue with her boring sex life.
M sorry,pls don't get mad @ me.Ur advice is really appreciated like I said I was thinkin aloud
Romance › Re: . by HumbledbYGrace(op): 10:51am On Nov 16, 2012
candieangel12: Of course it takes longer for a woman to orgasm during sex, sometimes we don't orgasm at all during sex but your friend here and her partner have terribel sex if she has never enjoyed it wit him. Its her sex life so she should take initiative and spice things up so she fan enjoy it too, instead of complaining and waiting 4 her partner.
Ways to spice sex up:
Tell your friend to get to know her body first, let her find out what arouses her and what doesn't. She should find her g spot, which is the ultimate climax area. Once she is tune with her body, while having sex she should try different sex positions. Dont just lay there like a log of wood. Get on top of him, do it doggyy.style, try the 69er, standing up, etc. During sex, she should learn to cobtrol her vaginal muscles, tense those muscles up while he is inside, this helps him to hit your g spot or clit, thus causing an orgasm. Get him to handle/suck your boobies while he is inside of you, this also helps to orgasm. Also try using food items while fukcn, like let him lick off sum whip cream from your vagin@ and boobies, this helps to tingle your senses. Buy some candy panties and let him eat it off of you. Be willing to experiment and try new things if you really want to orgasm. Sex is not only the man's job, ya gotta be a boss. Lol and if all else fails, get him to fukc you wit a vibr@tor, that hits the g spot almost everytime grin
She normaly calls me Pastor and some stuff here got me thinking aloud like "ew!" Ok but as for the toys part she would neva dare.We r too cultured
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by HumbledbYGrace(f): 10:47am On Nov 16, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]yeah right.
And I am Jacob Zuma[/quote]wat do u know about Jacob Zuma?Don't speak ill of my neighbouring ppresident pls.

Cuddles doesn't wat?
Romance › Re: . by HumbledbYGrace(op): 10:41am On Nov 16, 2012
pweetyface: Naturally,d way woman were created,it takes longer tym 2 get satisfied...she has 2 let her partner knw,nd in turn he has 2 b patient in order 2 satisfy her.......70% of women having sex aint satisfied
maybe I didn't put it right,she doesn't get aroused @ all[quote author=uj_sizzle]Hmm not my turf.[/quote]mmmmmmmmm...I know
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by HumbledbYGrace(f): 10:37am On Nov 16, 2012
vescucci: I'm well. You? Congrats on your release from books prison.
I was told to get a life,my holidays r already boring but ill be ok.Hws work?[quote author=Mynd_44]Huh?

Another French?[/quote]Please tu[quote author=Mynd_44]Yeah right. As if you have not seen a guy more nûde than this[/quote]I haven't unless u wanna get really naked[quote author=Mynd_44]I don't get. Did cuddle ban her?[/quote]She kinda did that but don't go around sayin that.
Christianity Etc › Re: Are The Jesus Christ Of Latter Day Saints Christians Or Christian Cult? by HumbledbYGrace(op): 10:32am On Nov 16, 2012
[quote author=uj_sizzle]golden plates of Egypt? Interesting. I'll make more research on this dude.[/quote]While ur on it,google celestial kingdom.
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by HumbledbYGrace(f): 10:23am On Nov 16, 2012
vescucci: You guys are funny. I misjudged some people here sha
hi ves,long time no see.

How r u?
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by HumbledbYGrace(f): 10:22am On Nov 16, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]Yaaaaaaaay.

**running around in his underwear**[/quote]OMG mynd shocked shocked

*hiding unda her pillows*
Christianity Etc › Re: Are The Jesus Christ Of Latter Day Saints Christians Or Christian Cult? by HumbledbYGrace(op): 10:19am On Nov 16, 2012
[quote author=uj_sizzle]any idea where their source is from? Is there some ancient Greek or Hebrew writing being translated to the book of Mormon??[/quote]the golden plates from egypt,I don't know wt language they were written on but Joseph Smith claims that the whole gospel which is only true to him,the latter-day gospel is the everlasting gospel.
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by HumbledbYGrace(f): 10:09am On Nov 16, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]I said you should be scared and you are. Finish[/quote]Oh,m not scared of it.

Ok u win I am scared
Christianity Etc › Re: Are The Jesus Christ Of Latter Day Saints Christians Or Christian Cult? by HumbledbYGrace(op): 10:07am On Nov 16, 2012
[quote author=uj_sizzle]@HBG. I've come across the book of Mormon online. Contained stuffs like Mary Magdalene's account of Jesus and blah blah. It's content seemed foreign to me, prolly coz I'm used to the Christian Bible.,but i guess those who read it are cool with its content.
I just wonder how Joseph Smith's sure God spoke to him, if that same God gave a warning concerning additions or subtractions from the Bible.

Btw i've seen the latter days church around, but never seen anyone going in or coming out of it.[/quote]I have never seen it but I do know its members eventhough they never go to church,well from wat I saw and they never talk about it.They wear white when someone they love had died,they don't even cry @ funerals.
Christianity Etc › Re: Are The Jesus Christ Of Latter Day Saints Christians Or Christian Cult? by HumbledbYGrace(op): 10:04am On Nov 16, 2012
ijawkid: And do the latter day saints have secrets??....
Not that they have secrets but IMO they belittle God,they have changed his laws claiming that the ones written in the bible are wrong.
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by HumbledbYGrace(f): 9:59am On Nov 16, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]Well I have not started yet and you are having nightmares about my place. I win[/quote]Molimo oa khotso!No mind u didn't win but I won't go there
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by HumbledbYGrace(f): 9:52am On Nov 16, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]It would have been better if we did this in the romance chatroom as this is a romancesection affair.

I don't want firestar to see me as a bad person[/quote]v neva been to da romance chatroom,it gives me daymares.But its ok
Christianity Etc › Re: Are The Jesus Christ Of Latter Day Saints Christians Or Christian Cult? by HumbledbYGrace(op): 9:49am On Nov 16, 2012
ijawkid: What is a cult??
A cult is a defined as a religion that uses the name of an astablished religion but changes its beliefs, practices, and terms. Cults often claim superiority over the historic faith.
Christianity Etc › Re: Are The Jesus Christ Of Latter Day Saints Christians Or Christian Cult? by HumbledbYGrace(op): 9:47am On Nov 16, 2012
[quote author=uj_sizzle]Truth is the Bible is the only account of the life of Christ(the Christ we follow) we have.
I don't know how anyone can be a Christian and not believe the words in the bible. I agree however that it's been mistranslated for sometimes now; usually i just stick with the Amplified Bible, KJV and use an exhaustive concordance alongside.[/quote]I stumbled across the blue book @ one of my relatives,outside it reads "the book of mormon" the other life of Jesus christ.Being curious as I know that there is only one book which talk about Jesus Christ being the bible,I opened it,m sorry to say this but it was rubbish.It wasn't talking about the Jesus Christ we know.

The bible corrections r only on misinterpretations of greek and hebrew words but Joseph Smith added his own interpretations claiming that christianity died with the last disciple of Jesus Christ.He made his own bible
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by HumbledbYGrace(f): 9:36am On Nov 16, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]you wanted me here[/quote]u said I should be scared of u and I say "Poo" tongue
Romance › . by HumbledbYGrace(op):
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Romance › Re: So We Do Not Forget – Letter To My Sweetheart by HumbledbYGrace(f): 9:24am On Nov 16, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]Meet you there[/quote]*follows him obediently*
Romance › Re: Untold Secrets Why Most Nigerian Guys Are Single! by HumbledbYGrace(f): 9:22am On Nov 16, 2012
candieangel12: All these NL guys that are always ranting Naija girls did this and Naija girls didnt do this. Nawa ooo, free us joor. Most of una are woman wrapper, coming here to claim rubbish. After complaining, you all will still date and marry Naija girls. angry
She said it
Romance › Re: So We Do Not Forget – Letter To My Sweetheart by HumbledbYGrace(f): 9:16am On Nov 16, 2012
[quote author=190-the-clown]Last time I checked - I didn't have my arms around you
Or my lips on your lips angry angry[/quote]Is that the best deffence uv got? embarassed
Christianity Etc › Re: Are The Jesus Christ Of Latter Day Saints Christians Or Christian Cult? by HumbledbYGrace(op): 9:07am On Nov 16, 2012
[quote author=uj_sizzle]Christian, in the real sense of the word.[/quote]real sense of the word but not according to the bible,I mean da bible that was not rubbish and needed correction right?
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by HumbledbYGrace(f): 9:03am On Nov 16, 2012
Hi guys,how r we today?

School is official over till next year so m back.Hope I won't be a pain in the :-Xss
Romance › Re: So We Do Not Forget – Letter To My Sweetheart by HumbledbYGrace(f): 8:59am On Nov 16, 2012
[quote author=190-the-clown]You'l be shocked! undecided[/quote]Try me but dude seriously,give me a break
Romance › Re: Untold Secrets Why Most Nigerian Guys Are Single! by HumbledbYGrace(f): 8:55am On Nov 16, 2012
rightlagos: 100 likes for dis wonderful athread. Sadly, many may not want 2 agree wit d bitter truth. D African values keep falling while our youth esp girls keep aping western lifestyle. Many girls are more interested in discussing weird/hot topics than discussing gud family/marital life.
Guys want to impress girls with fancy gadgets and cars,actually they r leaders of hot sexu al topics than girls.
Romance › Re: So We Do Not Forget – Letter To My Sweetheart by HumbledbYGrace(f): 8:49am On Nov 16, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]If I wanted to cause you grief, you would be grieving[/quote]Take it to chat central,u don't even stand a chance

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