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Silkmoth33: Oh come on cuddle, this is nothing compared to what you are capable of doing. I dedicate this little bit to Humbled. Hehe! Wishing her sweet dreams of me anyway, the hatter and our jabawoonke.

Jabawoonke? Wat is that

sigmundfreud: Lewis Carrol + E.E. Cummings!
Nyce....
If u write me that, i wont sleep!

I didn't know u were female

Silkmoth33: Little miss, Lay your bed in the nest i make with my arms, free of bedbugs dat never stop to rest, wishing you a cozy not fuzzy warm night rest.

Prepare your carriage for a voyage to dreamland, the sandman short gawky of dementia and well over retirement awaits your eye shutters to escort u 2 the altar; 4 your marriage to me in our shared dreams await.

In chariot shape of a giant onion, sliced oranges for wheels and reins entirely
made of entwined reeds you arrive,
a minion appears to walk you down the aisle alongside the night watch.

An amazing scenery i'ld say; characters from folklore, folktales and comics grace the occasion, legendary amazonian women in bathing suits as a choir.

The vicars who happen to be the red queen of hearts and white queen of everything green eventually declare that i belong to you, i kiss you ever so tender although greedily but yet so passionate about it. Its my first kiss from true love so why not.

And after gifts and showers of gold we take a ride on the red queen's "jabawoonke" through bits of rose flowers with red so bold they stain whites, until you awake to meet reality

*Blushing* That's the sweetest thing anyone had ever done/said to me.

I just hate reality coz errrr those kises made my joints go weak,the butterflies in my tummy OMG.

I closed my eyes,u were there,fingers brushed gracefully through my hair.Going back to my forehead,as u took my face into ur hands,and caressing my whole face.Ur sparkling eyes so tender and never leaving mine.U brought ur lips closer and closer untill they met mine.They fit so perfectly like a hand in a glove,ur mouth was sweet,moistured and warm.Damn and I woke up!!Good morning Everyone

Nyt ya'll

Ok Boys,m off to dreamland.@ Silkmoth wud u b able to teach me British accent? And @ ℓιƒє ιѕ ℓιкє α мιяяαя ωαт υ gєт ιѕ ωαт υ ѕєє ok cool then.Goodnight

This isn't fair,that's my Phone's signature

Silkmoth33: You like the movie too, right or did that pic i upload give me away.? @sigmundfreud

the pic u put there scared the hell out of me. #is that u?#

sigmundfreud: so...here we are again.
What do u write, Cuddles?
What do u read, HumbledbyGrace?
Oh! Sowi...new here. I read and write.

OH!nufin really but I have to ask u dude,are u insured?

Cuddlemii: Here is something to help you settle------>https://www.nairaland.com/1029013/literature-writing-guidelines-rules-regulations

U dnt need to read that now. There is time, ok

OH!No! Cuddles,tell him to read that so that his "POSTS WON'T BE HIDDEN." Just an advice

Silkmoth33: really, gosh i'm blushing.

don't go Blushing now,u may not likee the outcome

Cuddles pls let him enjoy being a newbie.

Cuddlemii: I think this thread has been heavily derailed.

What y'all say we take the party to the chat thread https://www.nairaland.com/1003848/literature-writing-sections-chat-central/4

Yes Ma'm but....

Silkmoth33: Lol @ no. 1's answer, hi Ms Cupid, I'm Johannah from kano, nigeria. I hear you travel the world in search of suitable matches and couples to hook up with. Now i've seen it all cos you even have phone to browse nairaland
i'm your biggest fan Lol!

Now that's wat I call entertainment

Cuddlemii: Nah, I am just applauding his write-up
U r my final bus-stop

I wonder wr he is.I kinda miss him

Cuddlemii: love the way u used those words
sounds very mischievous
u should write often

aw Cuddles ur giving me away that easy?

sigmundfreud: Nah. just pulling ur legs...and i dont do males. Now u guyz shd av fun...three is a crowd.

.Why do u say cuddles is male?

U got me thinking but anyway ur entitled to ur opinion

sigmundfreud: U ve finally emasculated cuddles...enjoy ur boygirl

looks like there is unfinished business between u and Cuddles.

Why didn't u say she is ur "Omalicha?"

Ill send u a PM of the Lyrics since u r failing to express urself.It will be better dat way

spicy v: come on now sister, don't be like this. Why do you have to be all defensive and hysterical? I didn't deny the fact that I criticized your post, I clearly stated that it was with the intention θf being constructive. Its obvious your ego was bruised in the process, but hey, I am sorry you are taking it so hard okay. Now, please accept a hug from me.

Btw, your handle is interesting.

Constructive?like really?

sigmundfreud: U ve finally emasculated cuddles...enjoy ur boygirl

u will not like da nickname I will give u Mr

sigmundfreud: Queen on Queen?!...
Who's the 'man' in the fantasy...
HumbledPie or CuddledMilk ?

Is it a crime to have a gf?