HumbledbYGrace: I wonder wr he is.I kinda miss him

Cuddlemii:

Hmm that is how it starts

Silkmoth33:
lol! Are you a cupid or a fortune teller.

Cuddlemii:

You tell me!

Silkmoth33:
*scratches head*
let me examine you with a few know a cupid questions.
(1). Do you have wings?
Yes, for my meetings at night

(2). Do you carry a bow and an arrow having a heart at the end of its stick?
No

(3). Are you a naked baby?
No

(4). Do you love to help hook ppl up in love?
Hell Yeah!!!!!

If you happen to do any of these then you are cupid. and not a fortune teller.

Silkmoth33: Lol @ no. 1's answer, hi Ms Cupid, I'm Johannah from kano, nigeria. I hear you travel the world in search of suitable matches and couples to hook up with. Now i've seen it all cos you even have phone to browse nairaland
i'm your biggest fan Lol!

Cuddlemii: I think this thread has been heavily derailed.

What y'all say we take the party to the chat thread https://www.nairaland.com/1003848/literature-writing-sections-chat-central/4

HumbledbYGrace:

Now that's wat I call funtertainment.

Silkmoth33: Excuse me pls. I'm only a day old already really fascinated about this site and planning to stay for a long time. Do you mind giving a humble pawn a few directions to this chatroom?

HumbledbYGrace: Cuddles pls let him enjoy being a newbie.

HumbledbYGrace: Cuddles pls let him enjoy being a newbie.

Idowuogbo: ^exactly how i envisioned ur offline character.Dats u and more u written all over dat drama.Lmao@ pls am still talking...Attitude!!!!

dammytex:

Are you serious?

But you don't know me. So, how would you deduce what my offline personality would be like? But I could be very dramatic sha ooo.

Unfortunately, no lady is capable enough to take on me. Even the expert moderator ran away claiming she's not a participant.

I officially declare us guys the winner of this dating game contest. DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scenario 4-

You are busy washing a heap of clothes in your compound and left your phone unattended to inside your bedroom.
You have several missed calls & voice mail messages from your two boyfriends informing you they are on their way to your place.
Due to your carelessness, you are not aware of this as your two bfs have never met before & you have never been caught at your games.
Suddenly your gate opens and your two boyfriends walk in as you are washing.
They are visiting your home at the same time, they have seen you so you can’t run or hide. What would you do? How would you manage the situation?

A) Would you hug both of them? How would you do make the introductions? Would you grab seats for both of them?
How would you dismiss them without acting suspicious?

B) Remember your two bfs are not good at keeping their hands off you. They love public show of affection.
Would you shake, fidget or vibrate? Would you cry?

Cuddlemii: Let me lay down some ground rules:

No 1, a player or a lady with multiple partners must have a spear sim card for atrocities.

No 2, a female player must date matured men that are not nosey/forward & are very composed/discreet.

No 3, a female player must have won the trust of her men by acting out the whole wife material stuff from the inception of the relationship.
That way there is nothing to be suspicious about.

No 4, a female player should always have standby helpers like jobless peeps in her area who ask for money, crazy relatives that got her back, friends that are players too who can help out or a notorious/happening neighbor(s).
If you have people living with you then the occupants of your house would suffice.

Cuddlemii: Solution-

You are not caught till you are caught in bed with a man.
If I was washing and my two boyfriends walked in, I won’t act suspicious.
It’s possible one of them is my cousin, uncle or relative.
Why should any of my bfs jump the gun when I haven’t given them a reason to doubt me in the past?
Only an immature/ unexposed man would start suspecting/assuming things because he came into my compound with another man.


I look up and see them both; quickly I make sure my hands are drenched in soap suds or lather.
I maintain eye contact with both of them (eye contact shows you are confident/not hiding anything).
I will invite them to grab their seats themselves or I will grab it for them.

"Let me clear these clothes & tidy up, sorry guys, this place is in a mess," Cuddles will say with a shy look on her face
"Forgive my manners, david meet tom, I will be right back......., ,"I will walk away with a confidently and start picking up my clothes to take them inside.

Immediately I get inside

DAvIt0: huh!! dis game is still on?

esere826: o my cuddlemii is back
*hugs the thread*
*kisses the thread*
**somooches the thread*
* grabs a jar ..*