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AutosRe: Very neat Reg 2005 Chrysler 300 Touring In Perfect Condition@1.2m by humblestanley: 4:06pm On Jul 19, 2016
750. 000 tomorrow morning if there is nothing to repair on the car.
AutosRe: Super Clean Reg 2008 Toyota Corolla (manual Gear) For Sale @ 1.1m Asking by humblestanley: 4:00pm On Jul 19, 2016
I am still interested in the car 750.000. You have the money tomorrow morning am more than serious.
AutosRe: Super Clean Reg 2008 Toyota Corolla (manual Gear) For Sale @ 1.1m Asking by humblestanley: 1:54pm On Jul 19, 2016
750,000 tomorrow morning if there is nothing to repair
AutosRe: 3 Months Used Jaguar S-type Yr 2000 Very Neat @ 880k by humblestanley: 1:53pm On Jul 19, 2016
600. 000 cash tomorrow morning if there is nothing to repair
AutosRe: Very neat Reg 2005 Chrysler 300 Touring In Perfect Condition@1.2m by humblestanley: 1:51pm On Jul 19, 2016
Is there anything to repair, if not I am paying you 800. 000 tomorrow morning
Christianity EtcRe: Kofi Danso Gets Private Jet From Members As Birthday Gift (photos) by humblestanley: 12:37pm On Apr 13, 2016
ARE YOU A PROPHET?? HE ONCE OPENED A CHURCH IN TORREJON DE ARDOZ MADRID, THE CHURCH NAME WAS CHRIST AMBASSADORS CHURCH, I WORSHIPPED THERE FOR MONTHS AND IT(EVERY LADY CLAIMED OF SLEEPING WITH HIM BEFORE HE CLOSED THE CHURCH AND TOOK OFF TO CANADA
victorD3:
This church business is making sense I encourage unemployed Nigerians to join the line.



But the dude look like a Yahoo boy
PhonesRe: I Want To buy Xiaomi Note 3 But Scared Of The Rom/playstore Wahala by humblestanley: 3:54pm On Feb 25, 2016
You are about to take the best decision when it comes to mobile phone, I used galaxy s5 before buying redmi note 3 and i love Note 3 More than s5. No problem with the fingerprint, it comes with miui 7.1 pre-installed from sellers from Ali express

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anonyguy:
Thanks sir
anonyguy:
Thanks sir
I'm about to buy the Xiaomi Note 3 on Aliexpress now but I read some reviews and I saw so many people complaining of not having play store, changing rom or so and also finger print not working.

Please nairalanders has anybody experienced this? What do you think about the phone?

Also the seller said he can help me do all that; please is that advisable?

Please I need your advice[/quote]
CareerRe: Feeling Used And Dumped! by humblestanley: 8:35pm On Nov 13, 2015
AND AM HERE COMPLAINING THAT #400,000 THAT I GET MONTHLY IS SMALL.
SportsRe: Floyd Mayweather Vs Manny Pacquiao - Boxing by humblestanley: 4:51am On May 03, 2015
PAC MAN WINS WHO DOUBT IT
SportsRe: Floyd Mayweather Vs Manny Pacquiao - Boxing by humblestanley: 4:43am On May 03, 2015
nigerian natinal anthem by joe praise now[color=#990000][/color]
SportsRe: Floyd Mayweather Vs Manny Pacquiao - Boxing by humblestanley: 4:27am On May 03, 2015
RomanceRe: These Parts Of A Lady Is A Complete Turn Off To Me. Am I Normal? by humblestanley: 6:15pm On Jan 12, 2015
Muyogoa:
i'm not a Gay. I'm HETEROSEXUAL man. I'm not attracted to men but only women. You hear!
YOU ARE ALMOST THERE, I SWEAR TO JAH JEHOVA NA 14 YEARS IN PRISON YOU ARE PLAYING WITH [color=#990000][/color]
PoliticsRe: To All Jonathanian And The Satanist by humblestanley: 7:18pm On Nov 07, 2014
you are 199 percent righ,but to my own political knowledge,GENERAL MUHAMMAD BUHARI will be worst this time,i don't give a heck if housa youruba or igbo,

GEJ IS A NO NO NO
GMB IS A NO NO NO

anyone else is a good option except those two candidates.my opinion shaaaa
RomanceRe: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by humblestanley: 4:23pm On Nov 05, 2014
WELLDONE BROS FOR TAKING YOUR TIME TO WRITE THIS MASTERPIECE
AM IN AGREEMENT WITH YOUR WRITEUP AND AT THE SAME TIME I TOTALLY DISAGREE WITH YOU,IT SOUNDS STRANGE ABI?
NUMBER -1- YOU FORGOT THAT ANYTHING THAT HAVE ADVANTAGES ALSO HAVE DISADVANTAGES,
NUMBER -2-I KNOW A LOT OF MEN WHO CAN STAND OUT THE PUBLIC TODAY BECAUSE OF THEIR WIVES(ALSO I KNEW MEN WHO WERE SOMETHING AND TODAY THEY WERE NOTHING BECAUSE OF THEIR WIVES.
FINALLY,YOU CANNOT TELL THE TASTE OF WHAT YOU HAVE NOT TASTED BEFORE AM I RIGHT?
killjoy:
readers discretion adviced: this is a long post. get a bowl of popcorn and your glasses. turn off the TV , you don't want to get distracted. if it took me time to write such a lengthy post, I wonder why you should complain about reading it. below are the reasons.

1. We're too different to live together: women love people and relationships, men love objects (like cars, houses, gadgets, game consoles etc), a man's lot is his career, a woman's is marriage (according to the curse after the fall of man), women are indirect, men are always direct, men want sex before they develop feelings for women, women can't have sex without emotional attachment first(unless they r who.res, even if they are who.res lolzzz), a man wants to hv sex, a woman wants to make love (I swear she doesn't even mind just cuddling), men see having dinner as a time to quench hunger, women see having dinner as time for bonding, let me continue? A married man without money feels unfulfilled, a wealthy woman without a man feels similarly, I can go on and on! But no time, my point, you need a lot of patience, tolerance, understanding, endurance, compromise etc to survive in marriage. But life is too short, stay single and be free to be urself or get married and spend the rest of your life struggling to be another person. Continue reading, this is just one of seven.

2. Love doesn't exist: if you intend to stake your future with a woman on an emotion as erratic as love, then you need to have ur head examined. Love is an emotional convulsion which, like other sicknesses, are recovered from with time. Experience has thought me that a woman's love is only skin deep, but you can accentuate it with money. Ohhhh how women react to the smell of cash. Bleep love and go make some muller.

3. You don't need a child: the world will remember you by the kids you left behind. That's a big fat lie!! You don't need a carbon copy of yourself roaming the earth after your demise to ensure your immortality. Instead, the world will remember you by the feats you surmounted! Obama will be remembered not as the father of, I don't even know his child's name and I don't give a fvck bout it! But as the first black US President. Mother Theresa never had a child, Einstein's legacy is not his kids but his discoveries. My point! You are not remembered by the kids you had but the records you set. But if you badly want a kid, adopt one, or get a baby mama and impregnate her but never, never get married just to have kids. marriage is too great a price to pay.

4. There is absolutely nothing new marriage has to offer you: just be honest with yourself. A family? You already belong to one (or do you think you just appeared out of thin air?), love? Your mother loves you like die, trust moi. A woman to manage your home? Get a maid! pay her well and she will manage your home without complications like disrespecting you, PMS, etc. Sex? Gone are the days men marry for sex ooo!!! Sex is damn cheap, you don't need marriage to enjoy it. By the way, what makes you think getting married entitles you to sex when you want it, ie, if at all?? U never jam female Hitler. Continue reading, I'm not even close to the end.

5. Marriage is expensive: a woman's problems end when she gets married (at least on financial level), while a man's problems just begin. Most ladies don't have plans of making money(some stop after getting married). for a woman, after graduating from uni, a husband is top on d list above a job ie, if a job is on the list. Guys, stay alone and worry for one. Apart from financially, marriage drains you emotionally. You have to deal with a partner suffering from PMS five days in a month for life (by the time she reaches menopause, you'd be probably dead) and when she ain't suffering PMS, its worse cos she is pregnant!! Don't forget regular mood swings, test games, among other complicated female emotional ailments. Plus wait till you get divorced before you know how much financially and emotionally expensive marriage could be. That brings us to...

6. It may end up in divorce: possible causes of divorce. She gains weight, sex with one person for years gone stale and boring, the love (or whatever dumb ass name you call it) fades, you want a new woman, (men are polygamous by nature, hard truth. Deal with it), she is no longer the woman you married, (true, women do change after marriage for many reasons, that is story for another day), you cheat on her, she cheats on you, many many more. Don't scar yourself with a painful divorce. Stay single and happy.

7. You get to focus on your dreams without distractions. Like I said earlier, a man's career is his lot (or curse). As s man if you haven't got a successful career, you will probably die unhappy and unproductive. The compromise you have to make to keep her happy will retard you from achieving your dreams to the fullest. Pleasing a woman and pursuing your dreams are mutually exclusive. don't get married.

disclaimer: its ironic when people say honesty is a virtue yet can't bear to hear (or read) the truth.

nota bene: I am not prejudiced towards women. I hate all equally.
PoliticsRe: Why The Cease Fire Now? by humblestanley: 10:04pm On Oct 22, 2014
politicians always play with the feelings of the masses.2015 is around and we are now seeing things never seen before,that is nigerian politics for you.










i rest my case my lord
CareerRe: Talent Vs Hardwork: Which Is Needed More To Succeed by humblestanley: 1:56pm On Oct 21, 2014
Hummm this is seriously a big puzzle,is like in the washing of cloath wich is more important? SOAP OR WATER?
PhonesRe: updated you can transform your android into iphone8 interface by humblestanley: 10:01pm On Oct 19, 2014
THE THUNDER THAT WILL FIRE THIS OP IS ON HIS WAY FROM BUYING MATCHES[color=#990000][/color]
HealthAIDS And Ebola Viruses Were "Man-made:" by humblestanley(op): 5:10pm On Oct 08, 2014
San Francisco - AIDS and Ebola viruses did not originate from monkeys left alone in the wild - they were bioengineered in American laboratories. So says an internationally known public health authority with Harvard credentials, Dr. Leonard G. Horowitz, based on a review of more than 2,500 government documents and scientific reports, some gained through the Freedom of Information Act and never before revealed to the general public. "The Gary Null" show, originating in New York on WBAI radio, syndicated in 20 cities and heard by more than a million people, will air this information, and more, during a one hour interview with Dr. Horowitz beginning on Tuesday, April 23, from 12:00 to 1:00 PM e.s.t., and later in the week throughout the country. Listeners will learn that HIV-1, and its parent, HIV-2, have been traced to National Cancer Institute (NCI) and military funded cancer virus experiments which used infected African green monkeys to produce vaccines intended to prevent hepatitis, leukemia, and other cancers.

The documented evidence revealed in Dr. Horowitz's new book, Emerging Viruses: AIDS and Ebola - Nature, Accident or Genocide? (Tetrahedron Publishing Group, 1996), shows that NCI researchers, during the 1960's, mixed viral genes from different animals to produce leukemia, sarcoma, general wasting, and death. This provided the "cancer models" used to study human cancer and begin human vaccine trials. The book, described as the first in-depth exploration into the origins of AIDS and Ebola, and its controversial conclusions, have offended many top AIDS researchers, and been hailed by numerous others who have long questioned the green monkey theory, or feared disease outbreaks from viral vaccine experiments.

Reconciling the origin of AIDS and Ebola, as Dr. Horowitz has now done, is important for several reasons: First, many feel that victims of AIDS should not be blamed for starting the epidemic. With this evidence, those living with HIV/AIDS may now be freed from the stigma, shame, and guilt associated with the infection - a boost to their natural immunity. Second, new therapies might be developed from a better understanding of HIV's origin. third, the events precipitating such epidemics should never be allowed to happen again. It is ethically important to understand, and therefore prevent, future outbreaks. Finally, those directly implicated in HIV's development and transmission are the same individuals and institutions capitalizing on the epidemic and humanity's suffering. Though many might consider this preposterous, as one Emerging Viruses review recently cautioned, "withhold any out-of-hand dismissal until you read this book," or tune into Dr. Null's extraordinary program.

http://www.presstv.ir/detail/2014/10/04/381063/the-debate-ebola-manmade/

http://sunnewsonline.com/new/?p=80562
RomanceRe: Start As Friends Or Declare Your Intentions From Start? by humblestanley: 11:13pm On Apr 14, 2013
you are the best technical adviser,with your advice no mad man or woman needs psychiatric hospital.[color=#990000][/color]
uj_sizzle: There's just no predicting what women want or like. Different things work for different people, so you'll be safer studying your subject before applying either.
If you have an issue asking your friends out, then you may want to try telling the girl of your intentions outright. Don't be too quick about it though. Let her get used to the idea that you plan on staying around for quite some time but don't let her get too comfortable around you or you could be classified in the friend zone faster than you ever imagined. While at it, try giving her the impression that you have a not so friendly interest in her(yes, girls can always tell when a guy wants to ask them out).
Then go in for the kill once you've familiarized yourself with what irks and ticks her.
And please oo keep reminding yourself she is not your friend, she's a girl you want to date...this way you end up not being the one friend zoning her.
RomanceRe: Can Someone Be In Love With Two Persons At The Same Time ? by humblestanley: 12:20am On Apr 02, 2013
my dear i must confess,this is a very serious topic and it needs to be treated with urgency.firstly there are women with very fragile heart(emotional weak) and it always leads them to indecision,and the outcome is always catastrophical.now bear it in mind that she is in a state of indecision,but as time goes on she will come to a conclusive state.but be very serious to employ your number 6,if not she will be sleeping with both of you.if she is not already doing that.

on how to get her discharge and acquitted,use my method; by presenting her a fake HIV POSITIVE TEST;and you will see her run without looking back,this method is only when you don't want to have anything to do with her again.

REMEMBER LOVE IS LIKE WAR EASY TO START BUT HARD TO END,guy this is the method am using to discharge babes who wants to take me to the alter,ITS WHAT I HAVE BEEN USING IN TEXAS FOR $ YEARS NOW AND IT WORKS MORE THAN A CHARM:
AutosHere Comes Your Representative World Wide: by humblestanley(op): 3:18am On Mar 04, 2013
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