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Family › Re: When You Shift Your Wedding Date Because Of Elections... by hummerwise(m): 11:32am On Feb 10, 2015
Pure coincidence!
Politics › Re: My PVC Nd I. by hummerwise(m): 10:56pm On Feb 09, 2015
We share the same thinking brother. Gej n Gmb are just a No No for me.

But burning up us PVC is even worse
Politics › Re: Massob: Biafran Soldiers To Takeover South East Border Towns Midnight 14th Feb by hummerwise(m): 11:56pm On Feb 05, 2015
oladapolif:
they should remember to come and pack their brothers from Lagos State, cant wait for 9ja to break up, I hate that name Nigeria... Oduduwian... lolz... Nice name
Bros I be Yoruba man like you too, but this breakup thing will neva happen.

Guess ur still below 30 yrs of age, if only you av witnessed war then you won't clamour 4 a brk up,,,,,,
4 all the igbos in this forum heating up the fire of war.....Just pray till you live this earth that you don't witness the a war...
Politics › Re: Massob: Biafran Soldiers To Takeover South East Border Towns Midnight 14th Feb by hummerwise(m): 11:46pm On Feb 05, 2015
magnificcio:
Who ever you are, i must say that you are one of the enlightened ones on this forum

I am igbo but when i remember the civil war, i see need for us to the cautious but it is unfortunate that igbos like the op will go about fermenting trouble.....


People dont learn from past mistakes




It is a joy to hear you speak!!!!
Another enlightened Nigerian Brother
Christianity Etc › Re: Let Love Lead by hummerwise(m): 4:48pm On Feb 02, 2015
Chaii!!!
Another Mallam
Politics › Nairaland Online Presidential Voting: Pls Vote For Your Candidate by hummerwise(op):
I just hope the Mods and Seun won't see anything negative or wrong with this exercise,

Rules

1. Please to vote just write the name of your candidate only and boldly.
2. Please no other comment apart from writting Only the name of your candidate.
3. Please do not criticize other people's vote
4. Votes will be counted at the end of each page
5. Voting is not compelled on any one, just Vote if ur interested
6. This vote is only between GEJ and GMB for easy collation
7. Voting exercise can only be done once

Note/warning
1. This voting exercise is strictly for nairaland only and this does not by any way affect or have any effect on the official major election coming
2.This Exercise has nothing to do with SEun or any of Nairaland mod, just see it as another Topic posted by the Op, therefore all complaint and critics should be directed to the Op.
3.Any other rules,note or warning shall be added as things progresses



Please let's just be mature about this

Page 1: GMB:- 10 GEJ:-1
Politics › Re: Bishop Oyedepo’s Church Divided Over Prayer For President Jonathan by hummerwise(m): 12:51pm On Jan 27, 2015
Pix of the church dividing or sumthn will happen
Health › Re: Here Are Top Facts That Causes Kidney Disease: by hummerwise(m): 11:11am On Jan 27, 2015
This ur facts nawa..

As far as I know, The main cause of kidney disease is much intake of smokes coming from a ciggarette, therefore Cigarette causes kidney failure.
Romance › Re: I Really Want A Gal Like Dis! by hummerwise(m): 12:20am On Jan 26, 2015
Ennyhorlar:
c'mon bro
Bros No vex jewe,,
Just feel some gurls need 2 be put in their place..
Xpecially those gurls looking 4 cheap attention
Romance › Re: I Really Want A Gal Like Dis! by hummerwise(m): 12:18am On Jan 26, 2015
redgem:
53 years old man with a brain of a child...mtchewww..
Silence is the best answer to an immature, senseless, arrogant f..o.ol
To Abuse sum1 online and get much attention yu crave 4, You av to be very creative 2 do that,,, but my dear child abuse, this is too poor... Try harder......

dnt av ur tym cos ur such a tym waster..
Romance › Re: I Really Want A Gal Like Dis! by hummerwise(m): 7:20pm On Jan 25, 2015
redgem:
I won't be so stupid to answer your senseless question.. Pictures should not deceive you...and besides, read it well...it was a question not an insult.
Abusing yu wud only make me commit child Abuse,
And am not a law breaker..so hold ur peace b4 I send sum1 of ur age 2 destroy yu wif some e-insult...


#e-eediot
Politics › Re: Graphic Photo: 4 Robbers Die In Car Crash After Operation In Ondo by hummerwise(m): 2:05pm On Jan 25, 2015
Death by Ogun(God of Iron)
Am sure they went 2 rob one BAbalawo that swore them to death
Romance › Re: I Really Want A Gal Like Dis! by hummerwise(m): 2:00pm On Jan 25, 2015
redgem:
Good night at 7a.m!!! Bros, are you blind?
Am sure the op made an unintentional mistake with the time but that does not require an abusive word from an infant like yu,
How old are you?
Phones › Re: The Terrible Price Of An “unlimited Internet Service” In Nigeria by hummerwise(op): 10:21am On Jan 24, 2015
parrotibaba:
@op d answer to d guy's question is ...;

(a) We don't have a steady power supply so dis networks use fuel or gas or whatever to power dia various stations n in doing so ,de r wasting a lot of cash

(b) The two countries he mentioned (Ghana n Togo) has almost d same population as a single state(Lagos) in Nigeria ,do d math

(c) Still on d two countries(Ghana n Togo) ,it's easier for dem to cover these areas with dia power stations cos de r little compared to d whole of Nigeria n dats why some areas in Nigeria might hv good airtel connection but lacks in quality glo ,mtn n etisalat connections ,dis means dat d various networks can't mount dia power stations all over Nigeria cos of d money wasted in gas or fuel

(d) We hv d worst set of people managing d affairs of d NCC ,dis guys r crooks n cash whores ,almost every year ,one or two or three networks r punished n sanctioned for lack of quality network connections n r made to pay hefty sums of cash(so it seems on d outside) ,banned from selling sim cards for a month or more but after all dis shyte ,d network connections r pretty much d same or worse dan b4 n u ask ur self why? is NCC really doing dia job or r de just interested in d cash de receive from d networks?...

(e) The government (do I need to elaborate more on these fvckers?)
Your points are clearly noted,
But I still blv there is always a way this netwrk can provide us Affordable unlimited internet, Becos I know and blv that, for every problem dea is always a solution to it.
The writer only mention the country he has gone to, and am sure in some country with the same population as Nigeria enjoy unlimted internet at an affordable rate.e.g S.A
Politics › The Terrible Price Of An “unlimited Internet Service” In Nigeria by hummerwise(op): 1:01am On Jan 24, 2015
Came across this online just thought I should share to get you guys opinion..Are we being Exploited?



Every Nigerian in Nigeria would wish for a 24 / 7 unlimited internet service that would allow him or her access the net without any restriction, and at a cheap price. Mind you, I’m not referring to the service most networks in Nigeria offer, that allows you to send “unlimited” whatsup messages with your phone. I am referring to an unlimited internet service that can allow me to watch videos online, upload contents online, stream live matches and download all the freeware software’s I need to my PC, without having to worry about my Megabytes(MB) or data plan.

My story



My siblings and I spent our 2014 summer vacation in Nigeria. My mum knew she needed to provide an unlimited internet service (Wi-Fi) for us, since we all use the internet almost every day.

She searched for a network that offered an unlimited internet access around the area we lived. But to our surprise, she couldn’t find one. MTN, Glo, Etisalat, Visaphone, etc, couldn’t even offer that.

The ones that said they offered an unlimited internet service (at a high price) were not saying the truth. 200 or 300 Gigabyte of data is still not an unlimited data plan.

She had to settle for a limited data plan (20 GB), and an internet service based on recommendations (Visaphone). Visaphone happened to be the network used mostly in the area we live because it was cheaper and relatively reliable as compared to other networks.

The cost (at 13,000 Naira) for a 20GB Visaphone data plan is exuberant, even though it’s cheaper than other networks. The funny thing is that the data plan lasts less than 2 weeks. Note: We tried our best not to download or stream contents online.

Comparison to other West African countries

As a person who has lived in smaller West African countries like Togo, and Ghana .It’d say the price of an unlimited internet access in Nigeria is high as compared to the countries mentioned above.

Togo

Togo was able to give me a reliable, unlimited internet access for a cheap price during my short stay in 2013. I spent less than 5000 Naira per month for a “fast” internet service while in the country. Another interesting fact is that my subscription didn’t always expire at the end of the month. It’d would stay for an extra 3 days or more before my subscription expire. So technically I paid less than 5000 Naira for a more-than a month unlimited internet service.

Come to Nigeria in 2013 and even today, where would you find an unlimited internet service, not to mention that cheap? Not a place! This is terrible especially considering the fact that Nigeria has one of the largest populations of internet users in the world.

 Ghana

I’ve not been to Ghana for some time, so I asked some of my pals on Facebook for the monthly prices of unlimited internet service in Ghana. Surprisingly, their answers where very similar, and cheap!

Pal 1: Tigo, 1 Cedi (less than 100 Naira) per day!

Pal 2: Tigo: 30 Ghc for Tigo, and 150 GHc or 80 GHc for MTN.

Ghana is currently going through serious financial problems, but it’s surprising that telecommunication networks still offer an unlimited internet access at that cheap price amidst the harsh economic situation.

“Reason?”

I discussed this problem with someone and he told me it was because of the high demand of internet service in Nigeria. Well, I taught: “those guys want to maximize their revenue at the expense of internet users in Nigeria. Period.”
Source:http://www.thescripton.com/2014/10/02/terrible-price-unlimited-internet-service-nigeria/
Phones › The Terrible Price Of An “unlimited Internet Service” In Nigeria by hummerwise(op): 12:52am On Jan 24, 2015
Came across this online just thought I should share to get you guys opinion..Are we being Exploited?



Every Nigerian in Nigeria would wish for a 24 / 7 unlimited internet service that would allow him or her access the net without any restriction, and at a cheap price. Mind you, I’m not referring to the service most networks in Nigeria offer, that allows you to send “unlimited” whatsup messages with your phone. I am referring to an unlimited internet service that can allow me to watch videos online, upload contents online, stream live matches and download all the freeware software’s I need to my PC, without having to worry about my Megabytes(MB) or data plan.

My story



My siblings and I spent our 2014 summer vacation in Nigeria. My mum knew she needed to provide an unlimited internet service (Wi-Fi) for us, since we all use the internet almost every day.

She searched for a network that offered an unlimited internet access around the area we lived. But to our surprise, she couldn’t find one. MTN, Glo, Etisalat, Visaphone, etc, couldn’t even offer that.

The ones that said they offered an unlimited internet service (at a high price) were not saying the truth. 200 or 300 Gigabyte of data is still not an unlimited data plan.

She had to settle for a limited data plan (20 GB), and an internet service based on recommendations (Visaphone). Visaphone happened to be the network used mostly in the area we live because it was cheaper and relatively reliable as compared to other networks.

The cost (at 13,000 Naira) for a 20GB Visaphone data plan is exuberant, even though it’s cheaper than other networks. The funny thing is that the data plan lasts less than 2 weeks. Note: We tried our best not to download or stream contents online.

Comparison to other West African countries

As a person who has lived in smaller West African countries like Togo, and Ghana .It’d say the price of an unlimited internet access in Nigeria is high as compared to the countries mentioned above.

Togo

Togo was able to give me a reliable, unlimited internet access for a cheap price during my short stay in 2013. I spent less than 5000 Naira per month for a “fast” internet service while in the country. Another interesting fact is that my subscription didn’t always expire at the end of the month. It’d would stay for an extra 3 days or more before my subscription expire. So technically I paid less than 5000 Naira for a more-than a month unlimited internet service.

Come to Nigeria in 2013 and even today, where would you find an unlimited internet service, not to mention that cheap? Not a place! This is terrible especially considering the fact that Nigeria has one of the largest populations of internet users in the world.

 Ghana

I’ve not been to Ghana for some time, so I asked some of my pals on Facebook for the monthly prices of unlimited internet service in Ghana. Surprisingly, their answers where very similar, and cheap!

Pal 1: Tigo, 1 Cedi (less than 100 Naira) per day!

Pal 2: Tigo: 30 Ghc for Tigo, and 150 GHc or 80 GHc for MTN.

Ghana is currently going through serious financial problems, but it’s surprising that telecommunication networks still offer an unlimited internet access at that cheap price amidst the harsh economic situation.

“Reason?”

I discussed this problem with someone and he told me it was because of the high demand of internet service in Nigeria. Well, I taught: “those guys want to maximize their revenue at the expense of internet users in Nigeria. Period.”
Source:http://www.thescripton.com/2014/10/02/terrible-price-unlimited-internet-service-nigeria/
Jokes Etc › *pics* Just For Laughs: Dj Khaled Vs Dj Kamoru ;D by hummerwise(op): 2:33am On Jan 23, 2015
grin

Phones › Re: Unlocking Trial Version Of Repligo Reader 2.1.0.1 On Bb by hummerwise(m): 3:16pm On Jan 21, 2015
femi4:
AAA53Q
0977686654
Tanx bruh
JAhbless
TV/Movies › Re: Chuka Umunna Walks Out Of Sky News Interview by hummerwise(m): 7:36pm On Jan 19, 2015
If na news wey concern NIgeria, this SEUN guy no put am 4 4rnt Page.


Mstweeeww!!
#OShisco
Nairaland General › Re: Awkward Acronyms Invented By Nigerians. by hummerwise(m):
PDP- Poverty Development Party

LP-Lame Party

APC-Agbero People's Congress

NEPA-Never Expect Power Always

AIDS- America Intentions to Destroy Sex(don't get it twisted AiDs is real)
Nairaland General › *pics* We Really Need Gej Fans To Say 'amen' To This by hummerwise(op): 12:52am On Jan 18, 2015
To set the record straight,am not a supporter of any political party...No curses or Abuses just say ur mind thanx

Politics › Re: *Pics*Am Surprise Even Jonathan Supporters Can't Say Amen To This by hummerwise(op): 1:34am On Jan 17, 2015
motherlode:
cheesy is this a prayer or a curse?


Shu! Who want make trailer pass untop im head?
listenersky:
They dare not! You want them to start experiencing cluelessness in their lives? Even Jonathan himself will not say Amen to that prayer.
Yu neva can tell, some people can trade the whole of their family for GEJ
Phones › Re: Unlocking Trial Version Of Repligo Reader 2.1.0.1 On Bb by hummerwise(m): 1:23am On Jan 17, 2015
Abeg help with activation key ooo 2801DFB1
Politics › *Pics*Am Surprise Even Jonathan Supporters Can't Say Amen To This by hummerwise(op): 1:07am On Jan 17, 2015
[size=16pt]IF you trully support jonathan and believe in his course For Governing this country, PlS do what the picture says by replying with a Confident Amen[/size]

Family › Re: Photos Of Babies Crying For The Most Ridiculous Reasons by hummerwise(m): 11:25pm On Jan 16, 2015
The joy of Aving babies,
Deep Thinking for Gays smiley
Politics › Re: Safety Tips From Npf On How To Identify Fake Policemen At A Glance by hummerwise(m): 12:05pm On Jan 16, 2015
Ehehn
So musibau nor be policeman huh huh

Gud 1 mr OP.
Entertainment › Re: 10 Things Telemundo Has Taught Me by hummerwise(m): 2:49pm On Jan 15, 2015
Lol, As Nollywood take get trend of acting, so also mexicawoood grin grin
Romance › Re: 10 Things Broke Girls Often Say by hummerwise(m): 11:29am On Jan 15, 2015
10 things Golddiggers often say undecided undecided

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