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Phones / Re: Pls Help Me On Fifa 14 by hummerwise(m): 9:49pm On Jul 29, 2016
aro1:
where can i download it. Pls help me out!
The only sure place i can think of rite now is on telegram group... U can download it easily from there
Phones / Re: Pls Help Me On Fifa 14 by hummerwise(m): 7:54pm On Jul 29, 2016
aro1:
Hi guys, pls i nid ur help on d surest link to download fifa 14 full version, offline, pls i dnt knw hw to do all dose obb files, pls my phone is boring without this game, pls help me frnds, i will rily APreciate
Download 1st and i will put u tru

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Romance / Re: I Need A Wife ASAP Wedding Is This Saturday!!! by hummerwise(m): 3:20am On Jul 28, 2016
This mite seem like a joke,,,,this madness might actually be real.. grin

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Crime / Re: PHOTOS: Robber Beaten, Stripped Naked By Angry Mob In Ebonyi by hummerwise(m): 12:43pm On Jul 27, 2016
I just hope they didnt kill him.... I support public disgrace but definitely not public killing afterwards handed over to the authorities

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Celebrities / Re: A Tonto Dike Lookalike That I Met In Umuahia Yesterday by hummerwise(m): 1:45am On Jul 26, 2016
Stegomiah:


Bros, no vex o
I bin wan ask you one question

You suffering from cataract or glaucoma?

She can easily pass as tonto dike's twin sister

Go wash your face in the pool of life and check again

This time you should see the resemblance, if you still do not, i give up then
Your case no be here nah spiritual grin
Am quite sure you are the lady in those pix,, if not, then you must be the op in another form...
Bunch of loose brayne grin
Cataract kor counter attack ni.... grin grin grin

Yousless fellow... grin

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Romance / Re: Would I Be Wrong, Bad, Evil If I Do This? by hummerwise(m): 1:41am On Jul 26, 2016
Mr op,,, it seemz yu just read my diary..because i once thought about doing this samething..
Virtually 90% naija dudes have experienced what you have just posted..and as for me personally i understand very well wah yu feeling...
But the choice depends on wha yu want... But my advice is,, you will have to get married no matter what.. Having a child withoout her mother close by is just a time bomb and not advice able at all... But definitely not with the lady you kave just described... It only shows she doesnt love you,, she started giving u audience when she knows things has started changing financially... An eye opener for yu bruhh... Look for another gurl that accept yu for who yu were b4 yu start making it...

#Mypiece...

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Celebrities / Re: A Tonto Dike Lookalike That I Met In Umuahia Yesterday by hummerwise(m): 1:22am On Jul 26, 2016
cosmatika:
If dis gal no resemble Tonto 4 ur eye, den u may need to go see an ophthamologist for eye transplant tonguetongue
Lolzz grin grin grin... grin grin grin grin grin grin
Oh my god! I don laff taya... grin grin grin
Some people go see this guy now dem no go learn... Dem go still go smoke weed 2moro.. grin grin

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: My Sister Is Getting Married On Saturday And I Have A Problem With It by hummerwise(m): 1:18am On Jul 26, 2016
3Div:
Female please.

Why would I want to take a guy to my sister's wedding ?

I have enough brothers already.
Lolzz... Which guy go wan gree folo yu go ritualist home b4.... grin grin
You go OLD grin

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: My Sister Is Getting Married On Saturday And I Have A Problem With It by hummerwise(m): 1:10am On Jul 26, 2016
Get me a car i will definitely oblige ur request grin

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Religion / Re: When You Cried To The Point You Have No More Strength To Cry by hummerwise(m): 1:03am On Jul 26, 2016
Why is this man crying everywea on every section of nairand nah.
Water go soon finish for ur body.. grin

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Celebrities / Re: A Tonto Dike Lookalike That I Met In Umuahia Yesterday by hummerwise(m): 1:01am On Jul 26, 2016
Tonto dike ko,,, Toto fokuli ni..... Mtweewww!
Another waste of thread for just no reason...

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Romance / Re: How To Spot A Fake Yeezy ?( Pictures) by hummerwise(m): 12:53am On Jul 26, 2016
This guy really messed up..
I saw the thread earlier 2day,... Just pitied the guy,, the wash was just too much..

But to be honest he invited this upon himself... Becos..
1. Those currencies displayed were fake... Must yu use foreign currency when our own dear nigeria currency would have done the trick..

2. The footwear was fake.... We have other Nigerian footwears that r not well known even beta than this yeezy rubbish...

Must we always copy those oyinbo just to belong... The guy just brought international shame on us and on other naija celebs..

Yeezy boots my foot

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Romance / Re: This Girl Came To My House Last Night And Left This (photos} by hummerwise(m): 12:29am On Jul 26, 2016
This guy is living on a borrowed brain...

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Politics / Re: I Cry For My Igbo People. by hummerwise(m): 12:21am On Jul 26, 2016
Congrats op,, yu just made her more popular.... And shes even a female... Weldone yu av just created a platform for more customer...

Mty heads every corner

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Culture / Re: Oloshi Egbema Now Have a King.pix by hummerwise(m): 12:16am On Jul 26, 2016
King Oloshi?

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Jokes Etc / Re: Uh-uh Imagine This (pics) by hummerwise(m): 7:00pm On Jul 24, 2016
Did this samething for a friend 2days ago grin grin..
I had to collect the iphone 6 my friend got her grin... Sweet moves... grin..

Before people start forming '' big boys dont do this'' attitude,, ... You go teh us the one ur papa buy giv us.. grin grin...

This was the reason we did it tho...

She collected the iphone and start forming holy sista
Sports / Re: FC Ifeanyiubah Players And Fans Attacked In Owerri (photos) by hummerwise(m): 8:06pm On Jul 23, 2016
callydon:

Heartland fc fans
This is unacceptable... Just hope when the ban start rolling in... Some people wont be shouting marginalization....
Saddening if this is tru..

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Sports / Re: FC Ifeanyiubah Players And Fans Attacked In Owerri (photos) by hummerwise(m): 8:00pm On Jul 23, 2016
Who carried out the attacks.?
Politics / Re: IPOB Are Bringing Embarrasment To The Igbo Race. by hummerwise(m): 7:54pm On Jul 23, 2016
waternogetememy:
No amount of threat can stop the inevitable disintegration of Nigeria.


A country where the government for the first time in history cannot pay for athletes to attend the Olympics in Brazil.


There athletes are shameless begging for money on twitter and facebook.


If i dont want to share identity with you, means war, we will fight that war until AU, UN, ICC and EU divide us.

If yu trully want the disintegration of this country start by putting ur real picture on your profile.... Then we know where to start from....
You cant be hiding behind your phone or laptop instigating war... Who does that.....
Start something now b4 yu grow too old for this sh"t.. Pls start now........

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Politics / Re: IPOB Are Bringing Embarrasment To The Igbo Race. by hummerwise(m): 4:19pm On Jul 23, 2016
Call07034780891:
Hopeless old ugly b.astard are we responsible for the backwardness of your useless state? Anambra does not want to have anything to do with Imo state, we don't even marry your women as we see it as sacrilegious and suicidal to do such and I think that is enough signal to point to the fact that we are not seeing you i.diots as one with us.
We don't want to be in any organization or group with your state and that is a very is strong message to make you understand it. Uwazurike(MASSOB) is from Imo state..please kindly use the platform and pave your way to your own entity. We don't want to be regarded as one with you people. Imo state is a CURSE to the Igboland and should be treated as outcasts.
All these embarrassment MSASSOB/IPOB is bringing to the Igbo people is because of one con man from Imo state by the name Ralph Uwazurike. We have made it clear before now that we are a monolithic state and do not want to be part of your useless organization. All the people killed so far in protest across the SE particularly Onitsha, Asaba and Enugu are mostly miscreants from Imo state. One was recently buried in his home state of Imo state.
Buhari should make haste to bomb Imo state the same way it is bombing Northeast because the origin and head quarters of MASSOB?IPOB is still in Imo state. The new militant group in the SE is also operating in Imo state. Let Imo state be leveled to the ground so that the SE will know peace for once.
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waternogetememy:




U deserve to be killed, in Biafra ur type will be an endangered species.


U will be like a goat in a cage with lions.


We will kill until igboland goes clear of bad blood from North and West.


Even some of u from Rivers have yoruba name, dat is an indication of the rape of ur mothers in Rivers during Biafra War.


U are poison, and are the reason igbos suffer. U dont deserve to live.


Can u just imagine this 2 empty heads calling a brother like them names n wishing him death....
People like u shud av ur pictures on ur profile,,, for people to take note...
Abagworo,,, take note of these 2 miscreants

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Politics / Re: 250 CJTF Recruited Into Army (Photos) by hummerwise(m): 2:38pm On Jul 22, 2016
Bad news for the terrorist(boko haram, Niger delta avengers) grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How I Was Almost Scammed In A Job Interview. by hummerwise(m): 6:56pm On Jul 21, 2016
ros5:
. U can post the invite on job/vacancies section. Ppl will always help. U can use Google too to check their so called company. If what u saw aren't convincing mk sure u post it. U won't loose the real job amen
Amen
tanx 4 the tip
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How I Was Almost Scammed In A Job Interview. by hummerwise(m): 4:30pm On Jul 21, 2016
bruh,,this GLND stuff is now bcoming unbecoming....
there was an ivite too i got yesterday for a position...i knew immediately after reading the message that it wasnt real...but i wanted to satify my curiosity and went there in the evening after i was sure the interview must have bin over...getting there,,what i saw was quiet pleasing to me because i blv i was smart not to have fallen for such....I saw people coming out of the supposed building that looks like a complex, they look perplexed and dejected like they bin defrauded some of them were even singing christain songs like they were thanking God he saved them...

with the little experience i had and things have read online, i knew immediately this people didnt get the interview they hoped for but a suicide meeting...

But my question is this,, how do we get to know the true and real sms interview when we get one,,,,because i keep praying i dont lose the real job when it comes by....

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Culture / Re: I Have Been Seeing How Some Ipod Youths has been Calling The Yorubas Afonjas by hummerwise(m): 11:31pm On Jul 19, 2016
oh! my God....
Another silly ee_diot
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Romance / Re: Please Wer Do U Think Dis Come 4rm by hummerwise(m): 9:35pm On Jul 19, 2016
1..kiosk? = Nope,,,if it was a kiosk it shud contain other dominations...

2.Police check point? = Nope,,,,No police officer would wanna jeopardise his%her bribe collecting carrer by taking picture of bribe collected..

3. Church tithe? = Yes.....but this can only happen in churches with big men..

4.Gas station..? = Nope.... Gas station attendants dont fold money like this...

5.Motor park? = Nope.....there should be other denominations there ...

so with this analytical view of mine i hope have bin able to convince you and not to confuse yu that this can only be church tithes grin grin
Education / Re: Brain Teaser For The Best Brain In The House by hummerwise(m): 10:41pm On Jul 18, 2016
kabnafs:
Mod, pls help push to front page.

pains = spain grin
Romance / Re: If Your Wife Slaps Your Mother What Would You Do by hummerwise(m): 2:55pm On Jul 17, 2016
YORUBA DUDES DONT JOKE WITH THEIR MOTHERs.......CANT SAY THE SAME OF THE FATHER........
Science/Technology / Re: Ishola Babatunde Isaac Builds Robots At Home (photos) by hummerwise(m): 2:36pm On Jul 17, 2016
vayne:
Piece of crap
just like ur name suggest...you are just in vain

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Forum Games / Re: Where Is The Phone by hummerwise(m): 11:08am On Jul 17, 2016
undecided

Webmasters / Re: Come And See The Website A Nairalander Created by hummerwise(m): 1:32am On Jul 17, 2016
that site still look very empty...

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