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Career / Re: Vacancies (apply If You Qualify) by hummerwise(m): 5:14pm On May 28, 2016
GoldMineLiberty:
You can still send your CV
i hope its not for female only like its stated above..
because i just got a reply for an interview from this organization
Crime / Re: SHOCKING! While Sleeping,man Cuts Wife's Throat,in Lagos(photos) by hummerwise(m): 2:22am On May 28, 2016
[quote author=GloriaNinja post=46037586][/quote]
you shud be the one scared by nw,, cos yu mite get wah yu wish others
Crime / Re: SHOCKING! While Sleeping,man Cuts Wife's Throat,in Lagos(photos) by hummerwise(m): 2:16am On May 28, 2016
GloriaNinja:
hummerwise
av just quoted yu but i didnt die na... like ur personal signature suggested
Crime / Re: SHOCKING! While Sleeping,man Cuts Wife's Throat,in Lagos(photos) by hummerwise(m): 2:13am On May 28, 2016
GloriaNinja:
Happens only in Nigeria and it seems it is rampant in this fucking Lagos, geez!!!!!!
Gloria Ninja
Celebrities / Re: D'banj Threatens Nigerian Telecoms Company He Claims Is 'milking Off His Sweat' by hummerwise(m): 3:33pm On May 27, 2016
that must be Empty Hen....
their deductions has bin nufin but shady recently...
they will hear from me too soon
Romance / Re: My Erotic Job Interview by hummerwise(m): 3:27pm On May 27, 2016
doctorkush:
i was called on today by one of the numerous companies i submited my cv to. And on getting there, i was told that my work is to advertise their product which is a toilet cleanser and i agreed. the boss been a female have been giving me this seductive look all through which i ignored.she later invited me to her office and asked me to sleep with her or i don't get the job.
I got annoyed,declined,left the organization and Went home.
For as a man of virtue and will power, i avoid stain and dirt just like "terol your perfect antiseptic toilet wash with long lasting fragrance that prevent infection and leaves your toilet sparkling clean. Available In various sizes and in stores nationwide."
hmmm good one...
if you had made it obvious from the start that this was just a stunt for an advert i woudnt av read it at all..
but because of the enticing story i read evrythn....
but mind you,, av only just read the story but wont buy tht product...
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Ruin A First Date With Four Words (photo) by hummerwise(m): 3:22pm On May 27, 2016
am actually very broke undecided

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Crime / Re: Female Student Commits Suicide Instead Of Carrying Over A Course by hummerwise(m): 12:09pm On May 27, 2016
this one doesnt deserve to be pitied.. undecided
NO RIP
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Hit Me 'hard' From Back Yesterday Night And I Was Firm by hummerwise(m): 8:05am On May 27, 2016
and you expect us to do what with this?
Take ur bf's place or wah?

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Politics / Re: Leave Our Lands, Itsekiri Leaders Warn Niger Delta Avengers.. by hummerwise(m): 5:35pm On May 25, 2016
kernel501:


Which school graduated you ? ... you sound like a Harbard University graduate, sorry l mean to Harvard.
atleast i attended one
but you sound so stack illiterate and bereaved of any form of a sane mind... which actually shows you neva attended any form secondary school,public or private, going by ur previous comments..
come at me again, am dying waiting for ur next vacuous comment

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Politics / Re: Leave Our Lands, Itsekiri Leaders Warn Niger Delta Avengers.. by hummerwise(m): 4:58pm On May 25, 2016
kernel501:


Sorry if l say you sound like a child. If the North didn't give them support, how did they survive? ... They started by bombing churches, and Northern elders supported them, now they've turned to mosque, and Northerners are clean.
sorry if i say you sound stoopid... you just sounded like yu r in support of those vandals blowing up the pipelines....
wen yu chat wif me on sensitive issues like this, yu come wif an evidence or fact...
wea r the evidence that the north indeed surported them..

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Politics / Re: Leave Our Lands, Itsekiri Leaders Warn Niger Delta Avengers.. by hummerwise(m): 2:34pm On May 25, 2016
atleast some group r going against them..
i just dont really understand why some people will still be happy and supporting this vandals call Niger Delta Avengers...
almost everyone from that region in lagos here are happy that they r blowing up the pipelines...

i just wonder if some of the hausas had given there support to BokoHaram... am quite sure this people wud av been asking for their heads...

the common man is the only one suffering from all this illiterate acts..
if they think they r torturing the govt by blowing up the pipelines... they shud av a rethink....
Avengers my foot

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Romance / Re: Finally I've Joined Nairaland by hummerwise(m): 2:29pm On May 25, 2016
welcome rainboy.... you will collect soon grin grin
Politics / Re: Appeal Court Dismisses Nnamdi Kanu's Appeal by hummerwise(m): 2:23pm On May 25, 2016
Iykopeeee:



BEER? shiiiiiii. thanks for the offer but i aint a broke dude. i drink beer too cool cool cool cool
nahhh
thats wea yu getting things wrong bruh.... i never for once in my previous post said yu were a broke nigg*...
just offering a hand of frndsip..
Politics / Re: Appeal Court Dismisses Nnamdi Kanu's Appeal by hummerwise(m): 2:18pm On May 25, 2016
Faith111:


He simply means saying 'My Lord they've received Threat' means the witnesses masking are already known to those they're hiding from...
That's if any1 is truly threatening them...

Just like you slapped someone n d person wears a mask and says he doesnt want to see you because you slapped him...Y hide from you since his statement reveals his identity too.

Unprofessionals standing in court as Professionals. Funny

ur opinion is also welcome sir..
Politics / Re: Appeal Court Dismisses Nnamdi Kanu's Appeal by hummerwise(m): 2:15pm On May 25, 2016
Iykopeeee:



Yes u got it. U are a zoogerian who's less ideological in all fronts. Hahahahahaha cheesy cheesy cheesy grin
iykopeeee lolzzz
wud av loved to buy you a beer or 2
why not show up sumthn to give us ur real identity....
sometimes i sit down and think, wah if i was born an igbo dude,,, wud i av joined this crazy movement too...
hmmm.....
i dont blame yu bruh but i can definitely buy yu a beer
Politics / Re: Appeal Court Dismisses Nnamdi Kanu's Appeal by hummerwise(m): 2:05pm On May 25, 2016
Faith111:


He simply means saying 'My Lord they've received Threat' means the witnesses masking are already known to those they're hiding from...

That's if any1 is truly threatening them...
Just like you slapped someone n d person wears a mask and says he doesnt want to see you because you slapped him...Y hide from you since his statement reveals his identity too.

Unprofessionals standing in court as Professionals. Funny



more gibberish
oh lord help me!
Politics / Re: Appeal Court Dismisses Nnamdi Kanu's Appeal by hummerwise(m): 2:00pm On May 25, 2016
Iykopeeee:



u must be a zoogerian grin grin they are less ideological
lolzz grin grin typical misled ipob yoot
i have no idea wah yu min by that tho..
but if yur askin if am a nigerian...
i wil always give yu a fat yes grin grin
Politics / Re: Appeal Court Dismisses Nnamdi Kanu's Appeal by hummerwise(m): 1:38pm On May 25, 2016
Iykopeeee:
“My lord this is because they are already receiving threats from associates of the defendants that they will be dealt with. The witnesses said they love their lives and requested that their identities be shielded from people who are coming to witness the proceeding”, Diri told the court.


if u zoogerians already are receiving threats from associates of the defendants, it means there's no need being masked while testifying cos u zoogerians have been known. grin grin
the zoo judicial system is nothing but a laughing stock once again. cheesy
i really av no idea of wah yu have just written...
can you please come again? undecided

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Jokes Etc / Re: MEN: When Wives Correct Them Vs When Female Boss Correct Them. HILARIOUS PIX by hummerwise(m): 1:13pm On May 25, 2016
if the husband doesnt stay timid in the presence of oga madam... it will also indirectly affect the wives

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Politics / Re: Appeal Court Dismisses Nnamdi Kanu's Appeal by hummerwise(m): 1:10pm On May 25, 2016
am still expecting someone else to take his place outside the prison... if trully he is fighting for a good cos

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Man Killed By His Lover’s Boyfriend In Cameroon (Pix by hummerwise(m): 6:03pm On May 24, 2016
Dhilariousdandy:


I think You don't understand the topic

go through it again...


Man Killed By His Lover’s Boyfriend In Cameroon
do i av to add urs... chk my post above bruh..
no vex
Foreign Affairs / Re: Man Killed By His Lover’s Boyfriend In Cameroon (Pix by hummerwise(m): 5:55pm On May 24, 2016
canDy4eva:
plz do us a favor, Re-read the story again.
debuscket:
The woman no even worth am
canDy4eva:
plz do us a favor, Re-read the story again.
chachanga:
@Hummer..
A philandering stup!d slob fighting over a ret@rded chicken head worthless piece of ar.se, getting "offed" by the pvnny's BFand making his wifey an emergency widow in the process!
What's so frackn hard to comprehend in DAT ?!
Why would u ever fight over a concubine in d first place? She Otedola daughter? Or she be get goldplated pvnny?! & u get wife and kids?!
Anyway, Nigga screwwed around, Nigga got clapped, God help the widow, Cameroon ain't got no social security benefits, too bad!
pweeryambre:

Upon that you are still arguing...chai
omooba969:

@bolded,
Did you read the post @all?
I doubt it. undecided
twerky:
Are u reading through your anus?
You need a hot slap to reset your memory grin
bulldoza:

Olodo
huntax:

Borrow sense, u will not hear.


chai guys no get chill oo... i take the fall guys... typed in a hurry...
no be me BUhari,,,, easy frustration abeg grin grin

tuzeriouz:


Shut up!
i will take those comments above but for an idiot like you i wont
yu r a retarded eediot.. yu dont av to pass out insult to to make a point...
even if my mistake comes wif a price,, definitely not from wretched one like yu...
be warned
tuzeriouz:


Shut up!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Man Killed By His Lover’s Boyfriend In Cameroon (Pix by hummerwise(m): 4:33pm On May 24, 2016
tuzeriouz:


Baba, I want to put it to you that you didn't read the news very well. The deceased was overpowered by the 'female' boyfriend. But wait oh, you mean a woman can't overpower a man?
really guy,, so the man overpowered the woman and he still got killed in the process.
baba shift ...

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Man Killed By His Lover’s Boyfriend In Cameroon (Pix by hummerwise(m): 4:06pm On May 24, 2016
post withdrawn

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Politics / Re: EFCC Declares Iyiola Omisore Wanted For N700m Fraud (Pic) by hummerwise(m): 3:55pm On May 24, 2016
its about time alrdy..
this man matter done due...
opolo eyed monster sucking Osun/Nigeria dry like its his family inheritance..


this man juju pass sango+amadioha combination... dont be surprise if this matter die down just like that

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Romance / Re: It's My Babie's Birthday by hummerwise(m): 12:29am On May 24, 2016
the first time i saw babie i thought yu were referring to ur lil kid untill i open the thread to find out you were reffering to your sugar mom(just kidding)
happy birthday to her all de best

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Travel / Re: Ahmadiyya-Lagos: The Place With The Highest Supply Of Electricity In Nigeria by hummerwise(m): 12:25am On May 24, 2016
there is one area too called Bamako Estate just opposite omole estate here... this area is in between 3 major area (ogba, akiode and ojodu),, i dont know where they get there own electricity from..even when the whole country was complaining of zero power supply they always seem to be having uninterrupted 24hrs power supply.... this to me always seems like cheating, because they r not the only area paying this exhorbitant bill....

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