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Education / Re: 'clap For Him/her' Or 'clap Him Or Her'...which is Correct? by hummerwise(m): 9:11pm On May 22, 2017
holywahala19:
poor jambito.

hope u scaled through ur jamb exam?
cos over here at Trafford, uk,failure is alien to us.
nawa ooo.. naso person take dey craze true true ooo
Education / Re: 'clap For Him/her' Or 'clap Him Or Her'...which is Correct? by hummerwise(m): 8:47pm On May 22, 2017
Israeljones:

well, that was harsh...still doesnt reduce the fact that you are trying so hard to accumulate likes which is even not forthcoming..... You took my simple error to ur advantage but yet you sound so horrible and disgusting....

i wonder why people like you are allowed on social netwrk like this one... i pity the family you came out from... yet you could not even correct the sentence you pointed out to be wrong
SAVAGE!! grin grin.. He tried to be too cute but failed.....
his last 2 statement depict someone who has gone insane(abeg who ask am)

back to the topic op.. i think the correct statement should be Clap himorher... because people seem be using it more often now than before..
Music/Radio / Re: Tips For Djs by hummerwise(m): 3:40pm On May 19, 2017
hustleranthem:
yes..I have a problem with beat matching..thanks
if ur songs are arranged properly,, you shud have no probs with this.....
seperate ur songs in ur folder according to the genre... goto ur virtual dj or depending on the app u using and automatically analyse ur bpms of all the songs u have on ur system... if u do this,, u will have no probs matching cues

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Music/Radio / Dj Controller For Buy by hummerwise(m): 9:06pm On May 14, 2017
Anyone who has a good fairly used Dj controller or mixer with a low mileage should pls contact us through this number/whatsapp... 07038261724 thanks
Nairaland / General / Re: How Do U Quote Someone In Nland by hummerwise(m): 9:02pm On May 14, 2017
luvethsam:
i hope i get it correctly thanks hummerwise
uwc
Romance / Re: Pls I Need Your Opinion On Dis by hummerwise(m): 10:08pm On Feb 19, 2017
Israeljones:
after seeing this ur story i actually didnt wanna comment but i just felt i shud now..
if yu knew u didnt wanna lose her why didnt u get her pregnant..
one thing everyone in a relationship must know is this..
Your bf or ur gf is not urs untill you marry or get her pregnant
You have done ur best,, let her be,, shift ur attention to another one...

A lot of people will come in here and tell yu to be sure why she is doing that and you might even be rong abt her,,, bros thats bullsheet..
When A guy start having this kinda feeling of misbehaving trust me it's always 98% accurate...
i will advise yu to move onto the Next one...
Badt guy! israeljones..
i dont think there would be any other advice better than this op... this guy just hit the clit..

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Music/Radio / Re: Deejay's Hangout - Come In If You Are A Deejay by hummerwise(m): 1:46am On Dec 28, 2016
wise one~ dj hummerwise....search dj hummerwise dancehall mix on youtube

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Religion / Re: Pastor Walks On Water by hummerwise(m): 12:36am On Dec 15, 2016
the man seem to be standing on the water which am quite sure he was standing on something which is underneath the water...but as soon has took a step he fell right inside it grin grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Guys How Do Feel About This Type Of Ladies... Topic Not For Married Peeps.. by hummerwise(m): 4:30pm On Nov 24, 2016
This guy just dey find trouble.. Wait for it, dose manly ladies dey come for ur head...
Am sure its a turn off for every guy including me..
Crime / Re: Use Of Afonja To Describe The Yorubas On Nairaland Is Very Wrong by hummerwise(m): 11:40am On Nov 24, 2016
agborodun:
I need to draw the attention of nairaland users to a mis-match code which seems to be gaining ground on nairaland in describing all yorubas.
This is very wrong as the name afonja has nothing to do with the name Yoruba.
This name could only be associated with ilorin and its an insult to use it to describe all yorubas..
I think seun need to stop this.
CC: Seun
Bros there is nothing offensive in that name...
Its a just a misrepresentation referring to the yoruba race as Afonja... grincheesy
Like the man above me rightly said,, let them continue
because they wont stop,, untill the sensible ones among them start telling them to look for something else to frustrate the yorubas because if they think the name AFONJA is bin use to ridicule anyone,, is just a colossal miss..
I think ofenmanu is even more offensive cheesy

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Politics / Re: IPOB Leader, Citizen Nnamdi Kanu Goes To Court Today by hummerwise(m): 2:37pm On Nov 17, 2016
Israeljones:

If yu r not such an illiterate to understand what the meaning of INTENT is literally or even as a law term.. Yu wud atleast undertand it from football perspective ... If a player is presumed to av an intent to make a tackle on another player even tho there is no contact but there is a malicious intent.. The culprit player would be given is matching order atleast a yellow card depending on the severity of such act.. This analogy is based on football oo.. Not to talk of someone who ordered the death of tribes and pastors and also soliciting for guns...
You shud read more on malicious intent my brother stop bin ignorant or forever hold ur peace
I wud have added to this but... It wont still change anything.... This people are just emotionally, politically, strategically, educationally,, everythingtionally ddaafftt

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Politics / Re: IPOB Leader, Citizen Nnamdi Kanu Goes To Court Today by hummerwise(m): 1:57pm On Nov 17, 2016
We all know this case was always going to be adjourned.. That miscreant spent 2015 xmas in prison.. I can bet my money on it he will be spending his 2016 xmas in kuje... Pikin wey talk sey hin mama no go sleep.. Him sef no sef no go close eye...
Iduro osi ibere osi fun eni ti o gbodo mi...
Nnamdi kanu has just started....
The country will show him the zoo she is made of...

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Music/Radio / Re: Publish Your Songs On Nigeria Major Blog Website by hummerwise(m): 3:09pm On Nov 07, 2016
flavourway:
promote your music/mix on www.flavourway..com if interested, contact us
You been alrdy tru this means... If not u wont be replying me nw.... Perhaps if there is another outlet for us 2 chat
Phones / Re: Help!!!luncher Has Stopped Working by hummerwise(m): 10:43pm On Sep 04, 2016
What launcher r u using?
If u r using the default launcher,, u will need to download a new laucher
Romance / Re: Scam Alert!!!! Please Read This And Be Careful Of This Two People.. See Picture by hummerwise(m): 10:07pm On Sep 03, 2016
Your post doesnot match up with your claim sister...
Can hardly comprehend anything here...
Politics / Re: I Can Confirm That Original Shekau Was Killed, 2nd Shekau Killed- General Irabor by hummerwise(m): 9:10pm On Sep 01, 2016
One out of a bunch doesnt count for anything...
One shekau gone,, Another will come..

We need all of them cleared out..

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Nairaland / General / Re: Ipob Have Crushed The Zoo And Her Buhari/dss-pob, Triapob,re-pob,ohaneze-pob by hummerwise(m): 9:04pm On Sep 01, 2016
coming from a biafran blog,,, u sure know that makes this post extremely irrelevant grin grin grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: President Kim Jong-un Executes Minister For Not Sitting Correctly At A Meeting by hummerwise(m): 8:58pm On Sep 01, 2016
Sometimes i just imagine if this man was the president of a country where some miscreant wants break out from.....Well, its its only an imagination tho

GOD BLESS THE PEOPLE OF THIS COUNTRY(NIGERIA) ... We so much accomodate anything even though we r 100% not enjoying it....
NIGERIANS,, THE MOST ACCOMMODATING AND PEACEFUL PEOPLE EVER...
WE DONT TURN TO VIOLENT TO RESOLVE ISSUES,,,, No wonder we got our independence without going to war for it..


If yu see this post as irritating,, check ursef again,, you are really an enemy of the people...
Thank God i was born in Nigeria and not North korea
Foreign Affairs / Re: N’korean President Executes Official For Not Sitting Correctly At Meeting by hummerwise(m): 8:51pm On Sep 01, 2016
Sometimes i just imagine if this man was the president of a country where some miscreant wants break out from.....Well, its its only an imagination tho lipsrsealed

GOD BLESS THE PEOPLE OF THIS COUNTRY(NIGERIA) ... We so much accomodate anything even though we r 100% not enjoying it....
NIGERIANS,, THE MOST ACCOMMODATING AND PEACEFUL PEOPLE EVER...
WE DONT TURN TO VIOLENT TO RESOLVE ISSUES,,,, No wonder we got our independence without going to war for it..


If yu see this post as irritating,, check ursef again,, you are really an enemy of the people...
Thank God i was born in Nigeria and not North korea
Culture / Re: When You See Men With A Painted Fingernail, This Is The Hidden Meaning Behind It by hummerwise(m): 2:09pm On Sep 01, 2016
I have one of my finger painted but i never heard of this story b4...
Celebrities / Re: Gene Wilder Dies At 83 by hummerwise(m): 9:21pm On Aug 29, 2016
Nairaland peeps killed this man...
because the way the man pics caption has bin circulating this forum ehn,, no be heregrin grin

RIP Genewilder

I just just hope this man wont be next to follow grin

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Celebrities / Re: See Upcoming Star That Sings Better Than Skales And Davido by hummerwise(m): 9:09pm On Aug 29, 2016
This is beginning of a failure for him,, if he admitts hes better than those who are alrdy miles ahead of him..
Ur way of selling this guy, will make him a failure..
Phones / Re: Google Playstore Issue by hummerwise(m): 9:06pm On Aug 29, 2016
martin22:
Helooo fellow Nairalanders. pls, I need ur urgent help. I am finding it extremely difficult to upgrade my applications on Google playstore. if I attempt 2 upgrade any application dat needs 2 be upgraded, it will just tell me 'downloading' without any progress. what should I do pls? ur help will highly appreciated. Thanks in anticipation.
If network is not an issue for you,,
just go to ur settings,, clear ur google play cache and its data,, restart ur playstore and try again
Nairaland / General / Re: You Still Live With Your Parents And You Say You Are A Big Boy? by hummerwise(m): 8:56pm On Aug 29, 2016
metalDETECTED:

Boy, i can help you escape your parents. How about putting you in the BQ of ma crib, but on condition you wash ma jeeps daily. Now dont be shy, you not gonna let this slip. Will you? cheesy wink
OLD Man,, i can help yu escape from your landlord's spell grin, just renounced this ur stupeedeetee,, Ye will be free.. grin grin.....
Wud have loved it even more if i was still in ma parents house..why run from family when you can always find rest and do ur thing... But you,,, you keep running a away from a family generational cos and you think everyone shud be like you... Baba werey grin
Nairaland / General / Re: You Still Live With Your Parents And You Say You Are A Big Boy? by hummerwise(m): 8:35pm On Aug 29, 2016
metalDETECTED:
I guess some of em still do the dish and yet wont let us hear. Fvcking shiiiiiit! grin cheesy
metalDETECTED:
To the girls.
Your boyfriend digs his dads wallet deep to cloth you and you say you are big girl? Shiiiiiiit! grin cheesy grin
You have spoken well maxi eediot grin grin,, but i want to ask you a question..
How many houses have you built?
Well, If you are still living in a rented apartment, permit me to say You are nothing but a BUSHBOY grin grin

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Politics / Re: 41 Soldiers Out Of 42 Died On Their Way To Niger Delta by hummerwise(m): 8:08pm On Aug 29, 2016
Adiola:
what's the ish here that you don't believe or the news is fake I just don't get ,this info is from a friend in the army not a civilian he confided because of our relationship in school back in ekiti state

Can u imagine ursef talk,, he confided in yu to kip it a secret,,, wah a special a way of doing that...
If it was a command to all the army officers to keep this a secret,, you have just implicated the man due to ur own stupeedeetee...

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Politics / Re: 41 Soldiers Out Of 42 Died On Their Way To Niger Delta by hummerwise(m): 7:56pm On Aug 29, 2016
Will just STFU!
So no media outlets reported the news but your friend did,, Your friend must be very good at reporting true news because he/she was there when it happened or perhaps he/she works for cnn..
Even if the news is actually true,,, there must be a good reason why this was left out of the media...
But your gbeborun trying to find out if its true so yu can rejoice..


People shud just mind their business....

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Phones / Re: Stop Airtel Night Plan by hummerwise(m): 3:01am On Aug 29, 2016
1st 50 naira is not even up2 50mb but the 2nd 50 naira is capped 1.5gb...

Airtel think sey dem get sense

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Computers / Re: Windows Resume Loader by hummerwise(m): 12:09am On Aug 27, 2016
lildarl:
My HP mini laptop is stuck at the Windows resume loader screen and keys aren't responding. I've turned off the PC,restart still nothing. Taken off the battery and back still nothing. Can anyone please help with a step by step guide....not really familiar with details of a laptop. Thanks.
Install a new windows
Politics / Re: IPOB And Their Three Factions, I Weep For My People by hummerwise(m): 3:33pm On Aug 26, 2016
ogwomba:
weep for yourself first before others.
NO, YU SHOULD WEEP MORE..
The earlier you realise there is nothing you can do about this biafra thing the better for your future...
The earlier you realise you r just a pawn in all this conspiracy the better for ur life.

The earlier you realise you need to fight for your future than fighting for a lost cause the better for you...

The earlier you realise the op has just made sense the better for your brain muscles..

The earlier you realise you need to start thinking on your own,, the better for your dream.

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Politics / Re: IPOB SPLITS: Breakaway Faction, TRIPOB, To Burn Biafra Flag On October 1 by hummerwise(m): 5:00pm On Aug 24, 2016
In as much as i dont blv this shit... Gud play by whoever came up with the idea...
I have to see this on tv and radio b4 believing this IPOB cemetery....

They(IPOB TRIPOB) all always stand for their own selfish interest..



Am waiting for another thread to rescind the news though... Until then,,, arm crossed.

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