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Afrojack and David Guetta ft Ester Dean - Another Life |
Shawn Mendes - There Is Nothing Holding Me Back |
hot album Pretty Girls Like Trap Music (2017) |
2 Chainz ft Migos - Blue Cheese [2 Chainz:] My side chick got pregnant by her main dude and I'm offended I called, she ain't pick up, I text her back, bitch you stingy I'm in all black like a ninja, chain got influenza Walk in the traphouse, use my Cartiers for credentials (God damn!) I'm going wildebeest, all on my enemies Negative energy, I could do anything, I got the guillotine Off with they head Known to pull off and get head Drippin so much sauce on your bitch look like she wettin' the bed I could do more than just say it, strip club veteran head uh uh! I am still gettin' this bread, bought her a Birkin bag uh uh! Everyone look at the tag, I do the digital dash uh uh! I can do more than just brag, I can back it up uh uh! [Takeoff:] I'm havin' blue cheese And I'ma get it by any means Flexing on niggas like Hercules Fucking on bitches with double D's I met the plug, got 100 keys Give me that block and I gotta seize These niggas sick homie wanna get rid of me I'm at the top and they under me I hit the lot and don't ask for the tag Racks in my pockets, they lookin' like kneepads Flexin' my all white with Benjamin Franklin Put the work steady blue cheese in the bag My life I'm livin' it fast One thing I cannot do is go out sad They know me but don't know my past And if you know me you know I'm about my cash The Nawfside, call it Baghdad, make a nigga 40 yard dash The Nawfside, where the bags at, I was breakin' my wrist in the glass (whippin' it!) Smoking on Barry Bonds in the Hurricane, spinning work like I'm Taz Migos and Chainz in the city, go to your girl [?] Had to bring out that bag Boy, my uncle 12 shawty I had to take my uncle to school this morning shawty And he got suspended 'Cause he smelled like weed when he got there ![]()
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Kodak Black ft NBA YoungBoy - Water [Intro: Kodak Black] My mama always told me 'bout that water boy She said, "Boy that water deep, boy don't get in that water" I still got in that water *like a kickstand i made her lean* ![]()
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Kodak ft Bun B - Candy Paint [Kodak Black:] Everybody wanna ride candy Everybody wanna ride candy Everybody wanna ride candy paint Everybody just comparing Everybody tryna sell drugs Everybody think they the plug Everybody wanna ride Fords and dimes Everybody tryna ride dubs Candy, candy, candy Spent 20 grand on my auntie Put Louis V on my women I'm sipping on lean, I'm dizzy Got digital dash in my cutless Got this shit from Duffy Ain't get this from no rap money I got this shit from Duffy Everybody outchea hustling Nigga, you broke, you bugging Bleep you little hoe, you ugly I got dat bag, I got dat luggage I got dirty money, Houston, Texas I'm sipping dirty money I told lil baby, I just want some sucky-sucky I don't want no lovey-dubby Everybody wanna have everything Everybody wanna ride candy paint Every bitch want her wedding ring When these bitches been fucking on everything Everybody wish they had a connect Everybody want an Audemar Piguet I ain't Paul Wall coming to you permanent Got a Glock 17 with a 30 clip Everybody wanna ride candy Everybody wanna ride candy Everybody wanna ride candy paint Everybody just comparing Everybody tryna sell drugs Everybody think they the plug Everybody wanna ride Fords and dimes Everybody tryna ride dubs [Bun B:] Everybody wanna ride candy paint Everybody wanna come down Everybody wanna drop top Let the trunk go pop and bang that surround Everybody wanna have a Styrofoam cup Matter of fact, they want two Why? So, they can sip on that muthafuckin sizzurp Like they heard from DJ Screw Ooh Everybody wanna claim blue Everybody wanna claim red Everybody wanna bang out Till they got a 45 to they muthafuckin head Everybody said they got bread Racks up inside the mattress But, you'd be the dumbest muthafucka ever born If you sitting around believing that shit Everybody wanna be a rapper Shining like a boss on stage But, it's gonna take mo' than some Youtube lights And a gahdamn IG page Everybody wanna be who they can't Instead of tryna be who they are Man, this shit won't get you to far You'll never be a star regardless of the paint on your car [Kodak Black:] Everybody wanna ride candy Everybody wanna ride candy Everybody wanna ride candy paint Everybody just comparing Everybody tryna sell drugs Everybody think they the plug Everybody wanna ride Fords and dimes Everybody tryna ride dubs "everybody outchea hustling* ![]()
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ibkayee:it depends, is it going to get me what is warm inside! |
ibkayee:I'll like to know what is warm inside! |
hot album Funk Wav Bounces Vol. 1
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DJ Khaled ft PARTYNEXTDOOR,Future,Travis Scott,Rick Ross and Kodak Black - Down For Life [Rick Ross:] The season success 6 reasons I'm blessed Secret societies, he seems so possessed First you master the hustle Then you conquer the struggle Now I'm stacking my numbers Just like they tackles and fumbles Every week, there's pictures of different bitches kissing me But the one that stole my heart, that's still a mystery Chill, Khaled, chill Bill, let it bill Squat, shorty, squat, please, in them heels [Kodak Black:] Tell me you ready Baby girl, tell me you ready And I'mma be there in a second Won't take you for granted I'mma treat you like the fed-ex Cause, baby, you know I go get it She know that I got a check And that paper come in steady She want Audemars Piguet She wanna ride in a Bentley I'mma step up, take a rental I know she digging my pimping Baby, stop playing, get with it Baby, stop playing, get with it I know you tired of them gimmicks But you fucking with the realest Is you ready for the one? I'm coming Is you ready for the life I'm living? I'mma be down like a damn coffin I want you with me 'til God call me Tell all them lame niggas "Sayonara" I hit the jeweler and bought a car Wide receiver, I just caught a charge Girl, is you ready to go tomorrow? When I'm with you, I look like a star This one right here is gon' take me far "kodak kodak kodak" ![]()
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Slimydude49:album review Down For Life is dope! |
Throwback Tove Lo - Out Of Mind
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cao:haha ok,inevitably ...please do and review. |
Halsey - Badlands (album) 2015 Halsey - Hopeless Fountain Kingdom (album) 2017 cc : cao |
LastMumu:hehe ![]() |
mangala14:haha,funny ![]() |
fayded: ![]() |
Slimydude49:ok,we would judge soon(non iphone users) !Heavy expectations. |
Slimydude49:..and you would be grateful you did! The Khaled Kraze! |
Silkmoth33:ya ya bro.. ..Riri been my crush since tender days,still harbor dreams that we could one day... folks,hope you don't mind us 'spamming on about' riri's ass! |
Silkmoth33:geez!! I'm totally in,that ass is the ultimate bounty! |
Piiko:*grinning* how? |
David Guetta ft Justin Bieber - 2U No limit in the sky That I won't fly for ya No amount of tears in my eyes That I won't cry for ya, oh no With every breath that I take I want you to share that air with me There's no promise that I won't keep I'll climb a mountain, there's none too steep When it comes to you There's no crime Let's take both of our souls And intertwine When it comes to you Don't be blind Watch me speak from my heart When it comes to you Comes to you Want you to share that (When it comes to you) Cupid ain't a lie Arrow got your name on it, oh yeah Don't miss out on a love And regret yourself on it, oh Open up your mind, clear your head Ain't gotta wake up to an empty bed Share my life, it's yours to keep Now that I give to you all of me, oh When it comes to you There's no crime Let's take both of our souls And intertwine When it comes to you Don't be blind Watch me speak from my heart When it comes to you Comes to you Want you to share that (Share) When it comes to you Want you to share that When it comes to you There's no crime Let's take both of our souls And intertwine When it comes to you Don't be blind Watch me speak from my heart When it comes to you Comes to you ..When it comes to you ..There's no crime ..Don't be blind .. Don't miss out on a love ..And regret yourself on it, oh ..Open up your mind, clear your head ..Ain't gotta wake up to an empty bed! Justin expressing,nah demanding to the unstably vulnerables...! Bieber 101 ![]()
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Piiko:..think IBK can't be behind,she just playing some old stuff.. ..prolly would love to see her 'behind'! |
..humor is dead on this thread! |
hola here! |
kinggogo: ![]() don't get the abbrev tho! Despacito n I'm The One,abi incredibly they are jus features kid's got immense talent! |
Alesso - Falling
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kinggogo:is J.b Justin Bieber or a south korean artist! |
Throwback Afrojack ft Jack McManus - Freedom And everyone is a casualty, Oh I just didn't know it was me I was blind, and I couldn't see, Oh I couldn't see Caught in the last line With you tonight Falling to the other side And it feels And it feels Alright *exhales*
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Throwback Bryson Tiller - Don't Don't Don't play with her, don't be dishonest Still not understanding this logic Aye, I'm back and I'm better I want you bad as ever Don't let me just let up I wanna give you better Baby, it's whatever Somebody gotta step up Girl, I'm that somebody So I'm next up Be damned if I let him catch up It's easy to see that you're fed up I am on a whole 'nother level Girl, he only bleeped you over 'cause you let him Bleep 'em, girl, I guess he didn't know any better Girl, that man didn't show any effort Do all I can just to show you you're special Certain it's your love that holds me together Lately you say he been killing the vibe Gotta be sick of this guy Pull up skirt Get in the ride Left hand is steering, the other is gripping your thigh Light up a spliff and get high Shawty, you deserve what you been missing Looking at you I'm thinking he must be tripping Play this song for him tell him just listen Don't play this song for him. Don't Girl, said he keeps on playing games And his loving ain't the same I don't know what to say-ay but What a shame If you were mine you would not get the same If you were mine you would top everythingpull Suicide in the drop switching lanes And that thang so fire, baby, no propane Got good pussy, girl, can I be frank To keep it 100, girl, I ain't no saint But he the only reason that I'm feeling this way Giving you the world, baby, when you get space Pen game get me laid, baby, that's penetrate Oh, baby Don't play this song for him. Ey Pull up skirt Get in the ride Left hand is steering, the other is gripping your thigh ![]()
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