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Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 12:20pm On Jul 20, 2017
Afrojack and David Guetta ft Ester Dean - Another Life
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m):
Shawn Mendes - There Is Nothing Holding Me Back
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 8:46am On Jul 10, 2017
hot album

Pretty Girls Like Trap Music (2017)
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 8:42am On Jul 10, 2017
2 Chainz ft Migos - Blue Cheese


[2 Chainz:]
My side chick got pregnant by her main dude and I'm offended
I called, she ain't pick up, I text her back, bitch you stingy
I'm in all black like a ninja, chain got influenza
Walk in the traphouse, use my Cartiers for credentials (God damn!)
I'm going wildebeest, all on my enemies
Negative energy, I could do anything, I got the guillotine
Off with they head
Known to pull off and get head
Drippin so much sauce on your bitch look like she wettin' the bed
I could do more than just say it, strip club veteran head uh uh!
I am still gettin' this bread, bought her a Birkin bag uh uh!
Everyone look at the tag, I do the digital dash uh uh!
I can do more than just brag, I can back it up uh uh!

[Takeoff:]
I'm havin' blue cheese
And I'ma get it by any means
Flexing on niggas like Hercules
Fucking on bitches with double D's
I met the plug, got 100 keys
Give me that block and I gotta seize
These niggas sick homie wanna get rid of me
I'm at the top and they under me
I hit the lot and don't ask for the tag
Racks in my pockets, they lookin' like kneepads
Flexin' my all white with Benjamin Franklin
Put the work steady blue cheese in the bag
My life I'm livin' it fast
One thing I cannot do is go out sad
They know me but don't know my past
And if you know me you know I'm about my cash
The Nawfside, call it Baghdad, make a nigga 40 yard dash
The Nawfside, where the bags at, I was breakin' my wrist in the glass (whippin' it!)
Smoking on Barry Bonds in the Hurricane, spinning work like I'm Taz
Migos and Chainz in the city, go to your girl [?]
Had to bring out that bag


Boy, my uncle 12 shawty
I had to take my uncle to school this morning shawty
And he got suspended
'Cause he smelled like weed when he got there grin

Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 9:51am On Jul 04, 2017
Kodak Black ft NBA YoungBoy - Water


[Intro: Kodak Black]
My mama always told me 'bout that water boy
She said, "Boy that water deep, boy don't get in that water"
I still got in that water


*like a kickstand i made her lean* grin

Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 8:10pm On Jul 03, 2017
Kodak ft Bun B - Candy Paint


[Kodak Black:]
Everybody wanna ride candy
Everybody wanna ride candy
Everybody wanna ride candy paint
Everybody just comparing
Everybody tryna sell drugs
Everybody think they the plug
Everybody wanna ride Fords and dimes
Everybody tryna ride dubs
Candy, candy, candy
Spent 20 grand on my auntie
Put Louis V on my women
I'm sipping on lean, I'm dizzy
Got digital dash in my cutless
Got this shit from Duffy
Ain't get this from no rap money
I got this shit from Duffy
Everybody outchea hustling
Nigga, you broke, you bugging
Bleep you little hoe, you ugly
I got dat bag, I got dat luggage
I got dirty money, Houston, Texas
I'm sipping dirty money
I told lil baby, I just want some sucky-sucky
I don't want no lovey-dubby
Everybody wanna have everything
Everybody wanna ride candy paint
Every bitch want her wedding ring
When these bitches been fucking on everything
Everybody wish they had a connect
Everybody want an Audemar Piguet
I ain't Paul Wall coming to you permanent
Got a Glock 17 with a 30 clip
Everybody wanna ride candy
Everybody wanna ride candy
Everybody wanna ride candy paint
Everybody just comparing
Everybody tryna sell drugs
Everybody think they the plug
Everybody wanna ride Fords and dimes
Everybody tryna ride dubs
[Bun B:]
Everybody wanna ride candy paint
Everybody wanna come down
Everybody wanna drop top
Let the trunk go pop and bang that surround
Everybody wanna have a Styrofoam cup
Matter of fact, they want two
Why?
So, they can sip on that muthafuckin sizzurp
Like they heard from DJ Screw
Ooh
Everybody wanna claim blue
Everybody wanna claim red
Everybody wanna bang out
Till they got a 45 to they muthafuckin head
Everybody said they got bread
Racks up inside the mattress
But, you'd be the dumbest muthafucka ever born
If you sitting around believing that shit
Everybody wanna be a rapper
Shining like a boss on stage
But, it's gonna take mo' than some Youtube lights
And a gahdamn IG page
Everybody wanna be who they can't
Instead of tryna be who they are
Man, this shit won't get you to far
You'll never be a star regardless of the paint on your car
[Kodak Black:]
Everybody wanna ride candy
Everybody wanna ride candy
Everybody wanna ride candy paint
Everybody just comparing
Everybody tryna sell drugs
Everybody think they the plug
Everybody wanna ride Fords and dimes
Everybody tryna ride dubs


"everybody outchea hustling* grin

Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 7:51am On Jul 03, 2017
ibkayee:
It depends, how old are you? tongue
it depends, is it going to get me what is warm inside!
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 4:50pm On Jul 02, 2017
ibkayee:
Drew Barrymore | SZA

Warm enoughh outsiiide, insiiiide, me me me mehh, me me meeee, ohOohOOHOOH issiwarm enouggghhh
I'll like to know what is warm inside!
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 10:35am On Jul 02, 2017
hot album

Funk Wav Bounces Vol. 1

Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 1:56pm On Jun 30, 2017
iamnlia:
Kygo is fire!
*smiles*


Kygo ft Julia Micheals - Carry Me

Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m):
DJ Khaled ft PARTYNEXTDOOR,Future,Travis Scott,Rick Ross and Kodak Black - Down For Life


[Rick Ross:]
The season success
6 reasons I'm blessed
Secret societies, he seems so possessed
First you master the hustle
Then you conquer the struggle
Now I'm stacking my numbers
Just like they tackles and fumbles
Every week, there's pictures of different bitches kissing me
But the one that stole my heart, that's still a mystery
Chill, Khaled, chill
Bill, let it bill
Squat, shorty, squat, please, in them heels

[Kodak Black:]
Tell me you ready
Baby girl, tell me you ready
And I'mma be there in a second
Won't take you for granted
I'mma treat you like the fed-ex
Cause, baby, you know I go get it
She know that I got a check
And that paper come in steady
She want Audemars Piguet
She wanna ride in a Bentley
I'mma step up, take a rental
I know she digging my pimping
Baby, stop playing, get with it
Baby, stop playing, get with it
I know you tired of them gimmicks
But you fucking with the realest
Is you ready for the one? I'm coming
Is you ready for the life I'm living?
I'mma be down like a damn coffin
I want you with me 'til God call me
Tell all them lame niggas "Sayonara"
I hit the jeweler and bought a car
Wide receiver, I just caught a charge
Girl, is you ready to go tomorrow?
When I'm with you, I look like a star
This one right here is gon' take me far


"kodak kodak kodak" grin

Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 9:33pm On Jun 28, 2017
Slimydude49:
apart from the already released songs.. Only I can't even lie made sense to me in the entire album
album review

Down For Life is dope!
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 12:54pm On Jun 28, 2017
Throwback

Tove Lo - Out Of Mind

Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m):
cao:
She's Tumblr's darling, I think I'll give her a listen eventually.
haha ok,inevitably grin...


please do and review.
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 6:40pm On Jun 27, 2017
Halsey - Badlands (album) 2015
Halsey - Hopeless Fountain Kingdom (album) 2017






cc : cao
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 6:05pm On Jun 27, 2017
LastMumu:
Damn this _shit I underestimated this guy. What a way to come out solo, Harry Styles take a bow!

Just stop your crying
It's a sign of the times
Welcome to the final show
Hope you're wearing your best clothes

You can't bribe the door on your way to the sky
You look pretty good down here
But you ain't really good

We never learn, we've been here before
Why are we always stuck and running from
The bullets, the bullets?
We never learn, we've been here before
Why are we always stuck and running from
Your bullets, the bullets?



Harry Styles - Signs of a time.


https://68.media.tumblr.com/4ca021ea00200d2c3456ddf8378c8f4c/tumblr_inline_o15ou8gPHg1scmhb6_500.gif

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/9e/55/e6/9e55e649a9de5dcbb5247ad301fcabbf.jpg
hehe grin
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 11:16am On Jun 26, 2017
mangala14:
what's edm?
haha,funny grin
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HumorMe(m): 7:27pm On Jun 25, 2017
fayded:
boss,thanks a lot.I just saw d write up now.
however,she finally gave in yesterday sha,and we did it.and I haven't told her bout my feelings and not planning to either,but I've been using that future statements ish about marriage,and she has been responding well..thanks boss
grin
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 9:41pm On Jun 23, 2017
Slimydude49:
apart from the already released songs.. Only I can't even lie made sense to me in the entire album
ok,we would judge soon(non iphone users) grin !

Heavy expectations.
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 5:09pm On Jun 23, 2017
Slimydude49:
Up all night waiting to download dj Khaled grateful album..
..and you would be grateful you did!

The Khaled Kraze!
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m):
Silkmoth33:
No bounty better pass that one
ya ya bro..

..Riri been my crush since tender days,still harbor dreams that we could one day...

folks,hope you don't mind us 'spamming on about' riri's ass!
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 4:25pm On Jun 19, 2017
Silkmoth33:
Dick go soon carry person go kidnap her pikin in exchange for her toto as ransome
geez!!
I'm totally in,that ass is the ultimate bounty!
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 4:20pm On Jun 19, 2017
Piiko:
undecided Are you disrespecting my crush angry
*grinning* how?
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 9:11am On Jun 19, 2017
David Guetta ft Justin Bieber - 2U

No limit in the sky
That I won't fly for ya
No amount of tears in my eyes
That I won't cry for ya, oh no
With every breath that I take
I want you to share that air with me
There's no promise that I won't keep
I'll climb a mountain, there's none too steep
When it comes to you
There's no crime
Let's take both of our souls
And intertwine
When it comes to you
Don't be blind
Watch me speak from my heart
When it comes to you
Comes to you
Want you to share that
(When it comes to you)
Cupid ain't a lie
Arrow got your name on it, oh yeah
Don't miss out on a love
And regret yourself on it, oh
Open up your mind, clear your head
Ain't gotta wake up to an empty bed
Share my life, it's yours to keep
Now that I give to you all of me, oh
When it comes to you
There's no crime
Let's take both of our souls
And intertwine
When it comes to you
Don't be blind
Watch me speak from my heart
When it comes to you
Comes to you
Want you to share that
(Share) When it comes to you
Want you to share that
When it comes to you
There's no crime
Let's take both of our souls
And intertwine
When it comes to you
Don't be blind
Watch me speak from my heart
When it comes to you
Comes to you

..When it comes to you
..There's no crime
..Don't be blind
.. Don't miss out on a love
..And regret yourself on it, oh
..Open up your mind, clear your head
..Ain't gotta wake up to an empty bed!


Justin expressing,nah demanding to the unstably vulnerables...!

Bieber 101 grin

Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 10:58pm On Jun 18, 2017
Piiko:
you are behind, jam to mask off
..think IBK can't be behind,she just playing some old stuff..

..prolly would love to see her 'behind'!
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 3:31pm On Jun 18, 2017
..humor is dead on this thread!
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 7:18am On Jun 16, 2017
hola here!
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 1:05pm On Jun 10, 2017
kinggogo:
Yeah Justin Bieber
grin

don't get the abbrev tho!

Despacito n I'm The One,abi

incredibly they are jus features

kid's got immense talent!
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 12:09pm On Jun 10, 2017
Alesso - Falling

Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 12:03pm On Jun 10, 2017
kinggogo:
David Guetta ft Jb 2u

Woow J.b is looking to make it a hat-trick of songs on the billboard charts. Monster
is J.b Justin Bieber or a south korean artist!
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 9:10pm On Jun 08, 2017
Throwback

Afrojack ft Jack McManus - Freedom


And everyone is a casualty, Oh
I just didn't know it was me
I was blind, and I couldn't see, Oh
I couldn't see
Caught in the last line
With you tonight
Falling to the other side
And it feels
And it feels
Alright


*exhales*

Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 4:15pm On Jun 08, 2017
Throwback

Bryson Tiller - Don't



Don't
Don't play with her, don't be dishonest
Still not understanding this logic
Aye, I'm back and I'm better
I want you bad as ever
Don't let me just let up
I wanna give you better
Baby, it's whatever
Somebody gotta step up
Girl, I'm that somebody
So I'm next up
Be damned if I let him catch up
It's easy to see that you're fed up
I am on a whole 'nother level
Girl, he only bleeped you over 'cause you let him
Bleep 'em, girl, I guess he didn't know any better
Girl, that man didn't show any effort
Do all I can just to show you you're special
Certain it's your love that holds me together
Lately you say he been killing the vibe
Gotta be sick of this guy
Pull up skirt
Get in the ride
Left hand is steering, the other is gripping your thigh
Light up a spliff and get high
Shawty, you deserve what you been missing
Looking at you I'm thinking he must be tripping
Play this song for him tell him just listen
Don't play this song for him.
Don't
Girl, said he keeps on playing games
And his loving ain't the same
I don't know what to say-ay but
What a shame
If you were mine you would not get the same
If you were mine you would top everythingpull
Suicide in the drop switching lanes
And that thang so fire, baby, no propane
Got good pussy, girl, can I be frank
To keep it 100, girl, I ain't no saint
But he the only reason that I'm feeling this way
Giving you the world, baby, when you get space
Pen game get me laid, baby, that's penetrate
Oh, baby
Don't play this song for him.
Ey


Pull up skirt
Get in the ride
Left hand is steering, the other is gripping your thigh grin

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