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 Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 1:39am On May 30, 2017 |
Martin Garrix & Troye Sivan - There For You Prince of EDM! 2 Likes
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| Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 2:18pm On May 29, 2017 |
21 Savage & Metro Boomin - No Heart [21 Savage] I sit back and read like Cat in the Hat Twenty-one Savage, the cat with the MAC Twenty-one Savage not Boyz N The Hood but I pull up on you, shoot your ass in the back Stuart Little, heard these niggas some rats Pockets full of cheese, bitch I got racks I'm a real street nigga bitch I am not one of these niggas bangin' on wax Pussy niggas love sneak dissing 'til I pull up on 'em, slap 'em out with the fire Wet your mama's house, wet your grandma's house, keep shootin' until somebody die So many shots the neighbor looked at the calendar, thought it was Fourth of July You was with your friends playing Nintendo, I was playin' 'round with that fire Seventh grade I got caught with a pistol, sent me to Pantherville Eighth grade started playin' football, then I was like Bleep the field Ninth grade I was knocking niggas out, nigga like Holyfield Fast forward nigga, twenty sixteen and I'm screaming Bleep a deal Bad bitch with me, she so thick, I don't even need a pill I listen to your raps, thought you was hard You ain't even street for real Niggas love sneak dissing on twitter They don't want beef for real And all these niggas play like they tough 'Til a nigga get killed 'Til a nigga get spilled, 'til your blood get spilled I'ma at your favorite rapper, shoot him like I'm John Dill I been with you since day one, Savage I ain't even hating So what's up with all that instagram shit? Savage I was just playin' Y'all pussy niggas fakin', bitch I hang around them Haitians Pull up on you, tie your kids up Pistol whip you while your bitch naked Come on man, Savage you know I always play your mixtape Yeah nigga Bleep all that, ask your bitch how my dick tastes  Savage!
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| Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 10:53pm On May 28, 2017 |
| Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 10:48pm On May 28, 2017 |
Tiesto ft Sevenn - Boom [Sevenn] Bring that ass back like a boom boom boom boom Boom boom boom boom... Never give a motherfuck Boom boom boom boom... Bring that ass back like a boom boom boom boom Boom boom boom boom... Bring that ass back like a boom boom boom boom Boom boom boom boom... Never give a motherfuck Boom boom boom boom...
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| Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 10:48pm On May 28, 2017 |
Throwback Flume ft Tove Lo - Say It
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| Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 10:13pm On May 28, 2017 |
cao:Tove is complex and confident and flirty and it's why am drawn to her songs(love complex ladies),sometimes i call her "Tough Love" Clouds is da bomb ofcourse but let's see how this one fares. For fun,do you know what Lady Wood means! |
| Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 10:03pm On May 28, 2017 |
Martinx246:OK,hehe. Let Lemonade match this songs: Work Needed Me Kiss It Better Love On The Brain Sex With Me Until then.. |
| Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 4:32pm On May 28, 2017 |
Clean Bandit ft Zara Larsson - Symphony [Interlude] Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah Ah ah, ah Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah Ah ah, ah [Pre-chorus] And now your song is on repeat And I'm dancin' on to your heartbeat And when you're gone, I feel incomplete So if you want the truth (Oh, oh, oh) [Chorus] I just wanna be part of your symphony Will you hold me tight and not let go? Symphony Like a love song on the radio Symphony Will you hold me tight and not let go? Symphony Like a love song on the radio Will you hold me tight and not let go? *Tears*
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| Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 4:33pm On May 27, 2017 |
cao:Jesus,WTF. How did i forget about this album,rushing to download ASAP. Playing: Cool Girl Influence Kisses for the timely reminder!
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| Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by HumorMe(m): 3:50am On May 27, 2017 |
folajaiye:Hah,this so funny bro. OK,fam,obviously you don't catch my drift. |
| Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by HumorMe(m): 11:33pm On May 26, 2017 |
folajaiye:njoy bro,time to jolly. now time to call that broad and shift her panties to the side! |
| Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 8:52pm On May 26, 2017 |
Kygo ft Ellie Goulding - First Time
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| Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by HumorMe(m): 6:01pm On May 26, 2017 |
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| Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by HumorMe(m): 5:08pm On May 26, 2017*. Modified: 5:56pm On May 26, 2017 |
peaceful27:Guys don't like to imagine a soft ass(f) and instead it's hard(m). Imagine the fall!.. Go and sin no more |
| Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by HumorMe(m): 4:48pm On May 26, 2017 |
stacyadams:Hehe! Read somewhere LASG don ban dem. |
| Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by HumorMe(m): 2:11pm On May 26, 2017 |
stacyadams:Omonile money! LWKMD I think sey i hear sey no more Omonile for Lag. |
| Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 1:49pm On May 26, 2017 |
Now to where Kendrick murdered someone, Travis Scott ft Kendrick Lamar - Goosebumps [Kendrick Lamar] I wanna press my line, yeah, I wanna press my I want a green light, I wanna be like I wanna press my line, yeah I want to take that ride, yeah I'm gonna press my line I wanna green like, I wanna be like, I wanna press my Mama, dear, spare your feeling I'm reliving moments, peeling more residual I can buy the building, burn the building, take your bitch Rebuild the building just to Bleep some more I can justify my love for you and touch the sky for God to stop, debating wall Put the pussy on a pedestal Put the pussy on a high horse That pussy to die for That pussy to die for Peter, piper, picked a peppers I could pick your brain and put your heart together Read apart, the shady parts and party hard, the diamonds yours The coupe forever My best shots might shoot forever like (brr)
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| Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 1:20pm On May 26, 2017 |
lolawilliams:DJ EscoMoe City [Verse 2: Kendrick Lamar] Uh, I got a halo I level up every time God says so Shooter on payroll Lookin' like Pancho, lookin' like Pedro Money tree for Tarzan Ten dividends go grow when I say grow Kung Fu Kenny with the Midas touch Ain't no penny that I don't touch All my enemy bite on dust Ain't no talkin' when it's fatal Havin' heart, I can't tell Half of y'all might need help I might fall in Rodeo (bitch) I might ball in Australia (say no more) I might call her for real (say no more) All the ass go unveil Wind blows in the windows And I snuck in when the vent close She copy like 10-4 Know who we sent for Platinum, platinum, platinum Gotta look at self and ask what happened How y'all let a conscious nigga go commercial While only makin' conscious albums? How y'all let the braids on TV? How y'all let the hood at the table? Now y'all don't even know how to rate him Niggas lookin' like I'm a created player Everybody who didn't pay respect Gotta 'fess up now and pay ya debt Gotta lay somethin' down if makin' threats Gotta say somethin' now, don't hold ya breath I mean, I'm floatin' I got the sauce, got the potion I got 'em all in convulsions And emotions, I put careers in negotions And put the body in the ocean I made an oath when My nigga told me to go in Then he died on a cold bench All my old friends Livin' life on a slow end Gotta keep shit rollin' It's deep (It's deep) I done bleeped so much I can't sleep I done bleeped so much I'm retired (swear to God) I'm 'bout to live my life through Dave Free (swear to God) She said she broke down when Prince died (it's alright) Bitch, my hair down, Prince live through me (I am Prince) Get your ass up and be inspired (get inspired) You know how many bodies in the street? (how many?) Take the mask off so you can see Kendrick does great features,but don't think he murdered Future. Heck you can't murder the "Future"! |
| Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 8:39am On May 26, 2017 |
Rapahel1116:Sia is small fish,bro! If her "This is acting" was better than "Lemonade"? um,no |
| Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 12:17am On May 26, 2017 |
Throwback Riri Rihanna - Sex With Me
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| Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 11:59pm On May 25, 2017*. Modified: 12:26am On May 26, 2017 |
Rapahel1116:Beyonce is outdated but overated as hell. Gimme my vixen Rihanna any time. And Lemonade is kinda trash!.Compare ANTI to Lemonade I think Lemonade sold cos of her personal story,but still,it's still crap. |
| Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 10:22pm On May 25, 2017 |
The Chainsmokers - Bloodstream 2 Likes
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| Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 10:08pm On May 25, 2017 |
Throwback Eazy Britney Spears ft G-Eazy - Make Me [G-Eazy] I don't care if it's a random person or the biggest star Out in Vegas or little bars Really not a difference if it's near or far Listen, here we are, need you I've always wondered what was off limits Staring at you til I'm caught in this Back and forth like this was all tennis I'm all jealous, you came with someone But we could tell that there's changes coming See I could tell that you're a dangerous woman That means you're speaking my language, come on Now follow me, let's go Like Penelope in Blow Well worth the stealing you, it's a felony, yeah I know That's why they keep on telling me to let go, yeah But I need you and I can take you All the way and I'm able To give you something sensational, so let's go, yeah Said I need you and I can take you All the way and I'm able So follow me and I can make you And make me ooh (move), ooh, ooh (yeah), ooh And make me ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Baby, 'cause you're the spark that won't go out My heart's on fire when you're around Make me ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Yeah, you make me ooh Oooowwww!
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| Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by HumorMe(m): 4:28pm On May 25, 2017 |
This tin neva tire una! "First to quote" my ass.. |
| Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by HumorMe(m): 1:45pm On May 25, 2017 |
Dunkofia20:Fellow "Nigeria" oya o. If Nigeria was a person,it'd still fail English Language. |
| Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by HumorMe(m): 10:53am On May 25, 2017 |
Guys upd: Did PrinceofPeace22 and Dondave11 keep to their promises? If you were paid,testify. 1 Like |
| Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by HumorMe(m): 11:14pm On May 24, 2017 |
stacyadams:Guy,those guys no get leg! 1 Like |
| Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by HumorMe(m): 11:07pm On May 24, 2017 |
Make i modify,guys don overquote the nigga. |
| Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by HumorMe(m): 7:09pm On May 24, 2017 |
3 odd Man Utd over 2.5 - 2.25 Belgrano - under 2.5 - 1.65 Odd - 3.7 GL |
| Politics › Re: Aso Villa News by HumorMe(m): 11:42pm On May 23, 2017 |
Is this official channel? 1 Like |
| Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by HumorMe(m): 11:40pm On May 23, 2017 |
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| Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 9:02pm On May 23, 2017 |
Offset the most "ON" among the Migos! |
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