₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,325,133 members, 8,420,502 topics. Date: Thursday, 04 June 2026 at 10:20 PM

Toggle theme

HumorMe's Posts

Nairaland ForumHumorMe's ProfileHumorMe's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 (of 25 pages)

Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 11:24am On Jun 07, 2017
Rae Sremmurd - Now That I Know

[Slim Jxmmi:]
Two middle fingers
It ain't nothin' to forget you
I blocked your number, can't call my phone
And I'm with some other bitches
She a player like me
Try to leave a nigga on E
Had to keep trippin', OD
Bounce back to the old me
I shoulda listened to the homies
Hit it then quit it then went about my fuckin' business
But I was fuckin' with lil momma, that was my decision
And don't really listen to nobody else opinion
Say girl you done with it
But I know you Bleep with me
Cause these other niggas inconsistent
And these other niggas ain't Jxmmi


Dedicated to this petty girl who rejected me,but when i upload pictures of damsel,she immediately uploads pictures of her self-acclaimed "handsome" bestie..

..fück you! grin

Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 7:58pm On Jun 06, 2017
Playboy Carti - Magnolia

(Yo, Pierre You wanna come out here?)
In New York I Milly Rock, hide it in my sock
Running from an opp, then I shoot at opp
And I'm on the block, and I'm on the block
In New York I Milly Rock, hide it in my sock
Hide in my sock, selling that rerock
In New York I Milly Rock, hide it in my sock
Used to sell rerock, running from the cops
Shooting at the opps
Yo, Pierre You wanna come out here?
Shooting at the opps, cause I run they block
Gimme top top, in my drop top
All these hoes gon' flock flock, when I drop drop
All these hoes gon' flock flock, when I drop drop
All these hoes gon' flock flock, when I drop
Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
All these hoes want cash, all these hoes want bags
Fucking on yo bitch, uh I'm her dad
All these niggas sound like cash, sound like cash
I'm a soldier, damn I thought I told you
Shootin' like a soldier like I'm from Magnolia
All these niggas, all these foes
Big bank, never fold
Sippin, ac, man that shit slow me
Bitches on me, say she like my clothes
I'm in London, Young Carti global
Designer is on me, call it dirty laundry
All these bitches want Young Carti
Young Carti, yeah
Young Carti, young Carti what
Young Carti, young Carti yeah
All of your bitches they loose, all of your bitches they loose
All of my bitches is rich
And they stay rockin' that Rick huh
Rich bitch
Cash Carti bitch
Rich bitch
Got a rich clique, she suckin' on the clique
She suckin' on the dick
Give that hoe a tip, told her buy some kicks
Then I brush my teeth, pop up in a whip
Glocky in the whip
Glocky in the whip
And I'm cocky, fuckin' on a thotty
She just wanna top me
Bitch can't stop me
I'm riding in a Mase, this ain't even my Mase
Oh that's not yo thotty? Yo bitch look like a Aunty
Walked in with Ashanti
Damn that look like Carti, Damn that look like Carti
I think dat be Young Carti
Heard he spent a hunnid on a fucking watch piece
That's filthy
In New York I Milly Rock, hide it in my sock
Running from an opp, then I shoot at opp
And I'm on the block, and I'm on the block
In New York I Milly Rock, hide it in my sock
Hide in my sock, selling that rerock
In New York I Milly Rock, hide it in my sock
Use to sell rerock, running from the cops
Shooting at the opps
Yo, Pierre You wanna come out here?



all these hoes want cash,all these hoes want bags
all of your bitches they loose,all of your bitches they loose grin

Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 7:24pm On Jun 06, 2017
Piiko:
Am sorry I lost the email, I will PM you now
OK
seen and replied.
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 5:01pm On Jun 06, 2017
Piiko:
Nicki is so beautiful
Yaaasss!
never saw your msg on whatsapp.
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 3:12pm On Jun 06, 2017
Nicki Minaj - Regret In Your Tears

I just wanted memories with you
Regret in your tears, know you taste 'em
'Cause you know I don't chase, I replace 'em
Don't rush, take time, take some
I just wanted memories, tried to make some with you
You
Now I gotta erase some with you
You
Look at you now, stuck in the background
Silence right now sounds so loud
Tried to let you go, you come back 'round
Look at you now, stuck in the background
Two seats in my two seater-er-er
Used to pull off on me, leave me hur-urt
Tryna front, but I know you do your dir-irt
Not nice, boy you know you do your dirt
Regret in your tears, know you taste 'em
'Cause you know I don't chase, I replace 'em
Don't rush, take time, take some
I just wanted memories, tried to make some with you
You
Now I gotta erase some with you
You
Baby now you know you got nerve
I know you just wanna be heard
I'm a bad bitch, you ain't used to that
You gon' Bleep around and make me do you bad
Used to creep, creep, with you through the back
I count up the cash and bring you the bag
I count up the racks like Serena
Plus I got that ass like Selena
And you know nah-nah-nah-nah-nah, not a bitch
That's gon' care, care, hold you down and love you like this
Drop down, turn around, baby show you like this
Won't find another one to ride it like a soldier like this
Regret in your tears, know you taste 'em
'Cause you know I don't chase, I replace 'em
Don't rush, take time, take some
I just wanted memories, tried to make some with you
You
Now I gotta erase some with you
You
Yeah, and they say big girls don't cry
Baby I cried
The real ones don't lie
Baby you lied
I don't know what to do with you
Baby now I'm through with you
'Cause you don't even know what you just lost
You don't even know what you just had
You don't even know, and that's what's bad
Money bag long, that bitch bad
Used to lay up in them sheets, they were snow white
Now you spendin' cold nights
You've been in the wrong so long
You don't even know right
Call my line, call my line, I'm like, "Please, boy"
You just need to leave, boy
I ain't got time for you
Just once, do somethin' for me, boy
Regret in your tears, know you taste 'em
'Cause you know I don't chase, I replace 'em
Don't rush, take time, take some
I just wanted memories, tried to make some with you
You
Now I gotta erase some with you
You
Tried to make some with you, you
With you, you
I tried to make some with you
I tried to make some with you
I tried to make some with you
I tried to make some with you
I tried to make some with you, baby
Make some with you
Two pickney, mi woulda make some with you
You said you would save me
You said you would save me
Hahahaha, rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Ohhhh, woooh



Meek,sorry eh!

Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 8:24pm On Jun 05, 2017
ShaqFu:
Lovely. Love the rock part. Can't remember the last time I listened to Pop. It seem like a bore ever since MJ died. Though I still listen to his songs. His rock songs, that is.
*Dies*
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 8:42pm On Jun 04, 2017
Piiko:
Sure thing. PM me
OK

See what you did there with my question! grin

#ScorpioMind
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 7:44pm On Jun 04, 2017
Piiko:
hardcore rap is not my thing
K,me too!

Piiko are yo hot!
Maybe we can be friends on whatsapp...
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 7:02pm On Jun 04, 2017
Piiko:
What genre is this jam?
Hip hop/rap!
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 6:50pm On Jun 04, 2017
Throwback

G Eazy ft Devon Baldwin - Lets Get Lost

[Devon Baldwin:]
Take me down, take me all the way down tonight
Soon I'll be leaving
Break me down, break me all the way down
Before the night is over
Let's get lo-o-o-ost
Let's get lo-o-o-ost [x2]

[G-Eazy:]
What it is?
What it could be?
My imagination runs fast
Only if you coming with me
4AM staying up past
However long these drugs last
Don't know why I live so fast
They be telling me to slow down
I be screamin' out "Bleep that"
I really want to take you down
Moanin' is how I wanna make you sound
Can't wait until I get you home
Bleep that I wanna take you now
Let's do it all
Have a ball
Hook up tonight in the ladies room stall
Follow you there I'll let you make the call
You can text all your friends say you'll see them tomorrow
Well
Yeah, that's if you're down
She'd never bleeped the first night until now
Let me plow, faded
I'm drunk off the brown
Stay up all night on the town
Act like tomorrow just doesn't exist
Time isn't real ain't shit on my wrist
Let go of everything, then you have bliss
Then she told me this

[verse 2:]
Let's get lost tonight
You can be supreme Kate Moss tonight
Turn up in a SoHo loft tonight
Do drugs take ten shots tonight
Awesome I'm naked with Naked & Famous jeans on the floor
Livin' wild life you ain't seen this before
You should give brains and I mean this for sure
That's what genius is for
Beautiful girl that I just met on tour
Another good girl that I'll probably destroy
Her life was stable until she met me
Sheltered and safe so she never gets free
But she loves trouble she's drawn to the danger
Never goes crazy, I bet I can change her
I can make her fall in love with a stranger
Switch up the pace, I don't mean Danny Granger
Look
Can't wait til tomorrow
Fine with today
You're pretty as Bleep
And I'm trying to slay
Let's do this right now is what I'm trying to say
I could tell you don't love him
You're dying to stray
I do not give a Bleep 'bout your ex
I'm not looking for love
I'm just looking for sex
Tension between us had me feeling vexed
Then she sent me a text

grin

Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 4:26pm On Jun 04, 2017
G Eazy - Maximum

[verse 1]
I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare I take a drive?
Push the limit, it's a wonder how I stay alive
They think I'm crazy and I am, but every day I thrive
They said a tab of this will get you there, I'm taking five
I smuggle drugs and hella liquor right through TSA
I mean in my belly, I did it all when I was on the way
My Uber driver ain't no what the Bleep was going on
I walked in shirtless he was like "Hey man, can you throw one on?"
I'm with a blonde and my Johnson is what she's blowing on
I'm in the backseat, I nut, she catch it like a Pokémon
The 9th Wonder of the world and still got it going on
I stay providing, it's your track that I am flowing on
Life would be different if I ever had a Bleep to give
Remember saying "eh, I just need enough to live"
But now I'm rich and I'm a greedy selfish asshole
Patrick Bateman, swear my life is really that roll
They say "Your alcohol abuse will take a bad toll, there's bags under your eyes and you're not even that old"
(Bitch, shut the Bleep up)
Eh, what? I think I'm hard of hearing
I'm ordering hookers online until they start appearing
I busted all over her makeup and it started smearing
Tears of joy, she's so bad that I started tearing
Like you're too pretty to be doing this for a living
But then I snapped out of it like "What the Bleep I'm thinking?"

[verse 2]
I dumped my girl cause I was sick of keeping her around
Always pissed and she would always feel like turning down (turn down for what)
But then got lonely and felt sorta down
So I took some ecstasy, I knew my mood would quickly start to turn around
Saw rock bottom, passed it up, and now I'm further down
At the depths of the world, no one heard a sound
The world's biggest dirtbag, I'm coming for the crown
Ash a blunt inside the Oval Office 'til it's burning down
Killing birds with a stone, I'm tryna combine 'em
Bleep Donald Trump, I took a shit, I look just like him
I wish McGregor and Mayweather could like just fight him
That part's for real though, I'm not just [?]
They take everything I say to heart
When I met Adriana Lima, I swear I heard her fart
That's when my plans changed for my mission to steal her heart
Like covering with my nose with my shirt and walking away awkwardly
We ain't close no more, they say I can't rap about coke no more
Ok, I swear that's the last time, I'm 'bout to focus more
Running around the house party I'm feeling hella hyper
My dealer came through with my drugs, I had to pay the piper
I move with the precision of a sniper
Your girl will be mine if I like her, it's a given, I'ma pipe her

grin grin grin

Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 6:15pm On Jun 03, 2017
Throwback
A Great Big World ft Christina Aguilera - Say Something

Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 6:05pm On Jun 03, 2017
Piiko:
I love beautiful females but I hear am arrogant so females don't like me in return, I will follow you so we can be friends.
Haha,scorpios and arrogance!

"I hear am arrogant";.. ..statement in itself is controversially arrogant! grin

Guess it's the self-confidence and complexity they don't understand.Sometimes i think only a scorpio can understand one.

Beautiful females,eh.. ..exactly how i'd put it,succinct!

#ScorpioMind
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 1:23pm On Jun 03, 2017
Piiko:
November 8th
HMM,Scorpio love to you bro.

Little wonder we have this penchant for..


#AssAdvocate grin
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 11:51am On Jun 03, 2017
Piiko:
lol you know this! Then I make it rain on her
Hehe,i think slap her ass with the paper while she twerk!
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 11:44am On Jun 03, 2017
Kent Jones ft Lil Wayne,DJ Khaled and Pitbull - Dont Mind (remix)


[Pitbull (DJ Khaled):]
Mr. 305 checking in
(It's the remix)
Kent Jones
Must feel good to have a worldwide hit, huh papito?
(This is, another one)
Welcome to the club
(We the best music)


[Pitbull:]
I'm surrounded by Caribbean queens
I'm talkin' Cubans, Puerto Ricans and Dominican things
I got Jamaicans and them Haitians, no un poco santi
I got them Trini's and them Beijing's and they all for me
Let's not talk about the woman down in Mexico
Yeah they pretty but they could be cartel on the low
So ten cuidado, down in Brazil, they got booties for real
Those Colombians are stunners, they got looks that could kill
She told me, "Ay papacito, ay mi rey"
She said "De dónde tu eres? I wanna stay"
I got my money for sure, got my passport for sure
As soon as she hit the bathroom, I hit the door
I'm gone grin


She told me, "Ay papacito, ay mi rey"
She said "De dónde tu eres? I wanna stay" grin

Feliciadades

Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 11:29am On Jun 03, 2017
kingsilly:
Thanks to Humorme and cao have a new favorite since this week
Preach it!

Just listen to the whole album and tell us want you think.

I LOVE TOVE LOVE!
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 11:24am On Jun 03, 2017
Piiko:
Country music bores me cheesy cheesy videos of you twerking to trap music or adonbilivit
Yea and in yoga pants too! grin
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 5:10pm On Jun 02, 2017
Iced Out Philippe grin

Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 5:01pm On Jun 02, 2017
ontiah:
Naija Raw Talent Just sponsored an upcoming Artist to do this wonderful music video. please watch and comment lets see how we can help this our unknown raw talent grow.

DRUG WANNY - NO MONEY NO HONEY [Official Video]



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KlvnZVctSQ


If you are talented with good musical audio, we will sponsor your musical video and help you get the fame you deserve.

contact us by dropping your music or movie script here; ontiah147@gmail.com
Do you mean if they're raw or talented!
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 12:55pm On Jun 02, 2017
Droptopwop on repeat!
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 12:55pm On Jun 02, 2017
Gucci Mane ft Offset - Met Gala


[Chorus: Offset]
Mil' in a week
I bought a iced out Phillipe (ice)
Yeah, playin' for keeps (keeps)
Suck the dick game, she a leech (leech)
Came in the game with a key (key)
My pockets blew up, Monique (Monique)
Ooh, she got that perfect physique (ooh)
I'll tape a brick to her cheeks
Now that I'm gettin' this money
I'm fuckin' these thotties, they tryna get come up (come up)
This is good week, we stackin' up Ms
And I'm snatchin' that Wraith in the mornin' (Wraith)
I was that nigga locked up in the cell
And they treated me like I was normal (normal)
Thankin' the Lord for them blessings
I just let the met gala dress up formal (formal)

Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 4:05pm On Jun 01, 2017
Wale ft Chris Brown - Heaven On Earth


[Verse 2: Wale]
If heaven had a height, she would be that tall (mmm)
Exceed that far, you see my scars (mmm)
I see your flaws, I see no problem
I know we're not gods, so we all got 'em
She a introvert, still good in public
I'm not a socialite, so sure she love it
I would tell you more, no lyin' or nothin'
Maybe I like the pitfights, just to write about 'em
Maybe you right, you a good muse
Lemme right a couple wrongs, couple hooks, boo
No post make-say, 'cause that gon' make me wait
I just go below your waist for the good food

[Bridge: Wale]
With me, yeah
And with you I'm tryna be, with
So I'm at your door again
And it's just past 4 AM
And I hope you phone ain't ringin' (haha)
So when love's in your reach
To whole share a key (Wale)
And the moon is in the sky
And it's cool 'cause she can fly
So pull up on me, pull up on me
And keep doin' your thing


I just go below your waist for the good food! grin

Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 11:49am On Jun 01, 2017
Shakira ft Maluma - Chantaje


[Shakira & Maluma]
Eh eh eh eh eh
Nadie
Eh eh eh eh eh
Nadie
Eh eh eh eh
Nadie (nadie)
Eh eh eh eh
Alright, alright baby
Shakira, Maluma
Pretty Boy
Colombia
You feel me
Pretty boy




Pretty boy make Pique catch you! grin

Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 10:33pm On May 31, 2017
ZarZar:
That was Snow84, not Jayceon. Let's not derail it any further. See you around smiley
Modify pls so i don't get in a spat with...
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 10:26pm On May 31, 2017
ZarZar:
Yes, it's me. I didn't know you were such a xenophobe undecided What happened to your other likeable personality?
Likeable Personality went with the girl that broke my heart.. ..LOL,that's a joke. grin

Xenophobe am not,just bad mood + the fact that "you guys are derailing this thread!!!" (shouted the part in quote)

Long time no see,i'll catch up with you on another thread.

Hilarity is where you humorously replied snow84 "what is power failure!" and he even went further to explain "electricity company refusing to provide power in your area".


That shii was damn hilarious.
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 9:13pm On May 31, 2017
ZarZar:
Well, then shut up! You don't own shit here.
HMM

Any chance you are.. ..can't even remember!
Had one SA girl on my other moniker..(PunterTim
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 8:43pm On May 31, 2017
ZarZar:
He asked & I answered. I didn't know answering a question was a crime undecided Anyway, I suggest you take a deep yoga breath & suck it up because I'm not going ANYWHERE. Either you deal with it like a sane, normal human being or you know what you can kiss.
Kiss your archaic ass,hell naw!
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m):
ZarZar:
What do you mean by "common native tongue"? You mean the most spoken? Well, there're more Zulus than any other tribe, followed by Xhosa.

It's like this: There are Nguni languages, which are Zulu, Xhosa, Ndebele & Swazi. People from this sub-group understand each other, even though the languages have differences.

Then you have the Sotho group, which consist of Sotho, Tswana & Pedi. They also understand each other's languages & can communicate with each other in their own respective languages without needing to switch to another language. Same as with the Ngunis.

The Sotho & the Nguni cannot understand each other though, unless they learn by moving to a predominantly Sotho speaking region or vice versa.

Aside from the two major sub-groups, we also have Shangaan, Venda, Afrikaans, English & Tsotsi taal ( street lingo).

Most of us can speak all the other languages, except for Shangaan & Venda because they're the most difficult to learn. Plus most people that speak Venda & Shangaan live up North, most of us don't really go there. Hence we tend to know/speak the languages predominantly spoken in the areas we live in. It makes communication easier. Most of us do mix different languages automatically when we speak, unless when speaking to someone from one's own tribe, then you can strictly speak your mother tongue, undiluted.
Edited
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m):
Camila Cabello - Crying In The Club


Touch of Sia,shade of J LO!

Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 6:34pm On May 31, 2017
Pitbull & J Balvin ft Camila Cabello - Hey Ma


[Outro: Camila Cabello]
I need you, hey!
Pa' mi gente latina, stand up!
Cuba!
I need you

Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 6:03pm On May 31, 2017
rali123:
'I think of you' - Jeremih, Chris Brown and Big Sean

Baby, won't you give me something?
That I wanna do
When I see the sun set (Oh girl)
Yeah, I think of you (Baby)
I think of you
You're all I want too
Left panties by my nightstand
Now I think of you
I think of you
Black panties by my black stand!

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 (of 25 pages)