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Rae Sremmurd - Now That I Know [Slim Jxmmi:] Two middle fingers It ain't nothin' to forget you I blocked your number, can't call my phone And I'm with some other bitches She a player like me Try to leave a nigga on E Had to keep trippin', OD Bounce back to the old me I shoulda listened to the homies Hit it then quit it then went about my fuckin' business But I was fuckin' with lil momma, that was my decision And don't really listen to nobody else opinion Say girl you done with it But I know you Bleep with me Cause these other niggas inconsistent And these other niggas ain't Jxmmi Dedicated to this petty girl who rejected me,but when i upload pictures of damsel,she immediately uploads pictures of her self-acclaimed "handsome" bestie.. ..fück you! ![]()
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Playboy Carti - Magnolia (Yo, Pierre You wanna come out here?) In New York I Milly Rock, hide it in my sock Running from an opp, then I shoot at opp And I'm on the block, and I'm on the block In New York I Milly Rock, hide it in my sock Hide in my sock, selling that rerock In New York I Milly Rock, hide it in my sock Used to sell rerock, running from the cops Shooting at the opps Yo, Pierre You wanna come out here? Shooting at the opps, cause I run they block Gimme top top, in my drop top All these hoes gon' flock flock, when I drop drop All these hoes gon' flock flock, when I drop drop All these hoes gon' flock flock, when I drop Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! All these hoes want cash, all these hoes want bags Fucking on yo bitch, uh I'm her dad All these niggas sound like cash, sound like cash I'm a soldier, damn I thought I told you Shootin' like a soldier like I'm from Magnolia All these niggas, all these foes Big bank, never fold Sippin, ac, man that shit slow me Bitches on me, say she like my clothes I'm in London, Young Carti global Designer is on me, call it dirty laundry All these bitches want Young Carti Young Carti, yeah Young Carti, young Carti what Young Carti, young Carti yeah All of your bitches they loose, all of your bitches they loose All of my bitches is rich And they stay rockin' that Rick huh Rich bitch Cash Carti bitch Rich bitch Got a rich clique, she suckin' on the clique She suckin' on the dick Give that hoe a tip, told her buy some kicks Then I brush my teeth, pop up in a whip Glocky in the whip Glocky in the whip And I'm cocky, fuckin' on a thotty She just wanna top me Bitch can't stop me I'm riding in a Mase, this ain't even my Mase Oh that's not yo thotty? Yo bitch look like a Aunty Walked in with Ashanti Damn that look like Carti, Damn that look like Carti I think dat be Young Carti Heard he spent a hunnid on a fucking watch piece That's filthy In New York I Milly Rock, hide it in my sock Running from an opp, then I shoot at opp And I'm on the block, and I'm on the block In New York I Milly Rock, hide it in my sock Hide in my sock, selling that rerock In New York I Milly Rock, hide it in my sock Use to sell rerock, running from the cops Shooting at the opps Yo, Pierre You wanna come out here? all these hoes want cash,all these hoes want bags all of your bitches they loose,all of your bitches they loose ![]()
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Piiko:OK seen and replied. |
Piiko:Yaaasss! never saw your msg on whatsapp. |
Nicki Minaj - Regret In Your Tears I just wanted memories with you Regret in your tears, know you taste 'em 'Cause you know I don't chase, I replace 'em Don't rush, take time, take some I just wanted memories, tried to make some with you You Now I gotta erase some with you You Look at you now, stuck in the background Silence right now sounds so loud Tried to let you go, you come back 'round Look at you now, stuck in the background Two seats in my two seater-er-er Used to pull off on me, leave me hur-urt Tryna front, but I know you do your dir-irt Not nice, boy you know you do your dirt Regret in your tears, know you taste 'em 'Cause you know I don't chase, I replace 'em Don't rush, take time, take some I just wanted memories, tried to make some with you You Now I gotta erase some with you You Baby now you know you got nerve I know you just wanna be heard I'm a bad bitch, you ain't used to that You gon' Bleep around and make me do you bad Used to creep, creep, with you through the back I count up the cash and bring you the bag I count up the racks like Serena Plus I got that ass like Selena And you know nah-nah-nah-nah-nah, not a bitch That's gon' care, care, hold you down and love you like this Drop down, turn around, baby show you like this Won't find another one to ride it like a soldier like this Regret in your tears, know you taste 'em 'Cause you know I don't chase, I replace 'em Don't rush, take time, take some I just wanted memories, tried to make some with you You Now I gotta erase some with you You Yeah, and they say big girls don't cry Baby I cried The real ones don't lie Baby you lied I don't know what to do with you Baby now I'm through with you 'Cause you don't even know what you just lost You don't even know what you just had You don't even know, and that's what's bad Money bag long, that bitch bad Used to lay up in them sheets, they were snow white Now you spendin' cold nights You've been in the wrong so long You don't even know right Call my line, call my line, I'm like, "Please, boy" You just need to leave, boy I ain't got time for you Just once, do somethin' for me, boy Regret in your tears, know you taste 'em 'Cause you know I don't chase, I replace 'em Don't rush, take time, take some I just wanted memories, tried to make some with you You Now I gotta erase some with you You Tried to make some with you, you With you, you I tried to make some with you I tried to make some with you I tried to make some with you I tried to make some with you I tried to make some with you, baby Make some with you Two pickney, mi woulda make some with you You said you would save me You said you would save me Hahahaha, rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Ohhhh, woooh Meek,sorry eh!
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ShaqFu:*Dies* |
Piiko:Hip hop/rap! |
Throwback G Eazy ft Devon Baldwin - Lets Get Lost [Devon Baldwin:] Take me down, take me all the way down tonight Soon I'll be leaving Break me down, break me all the way down Before the night is over Let's get lo-o-o-ost Let's get lo-o-o-ost [x2] [G-Eazy:] What it is? What it could be? My imagination runs fast Only if you coming with me 4AM staying up past However long these drugs last Don't know why I live so fast They be telling me to slow down I be screamin' out "Bleep that" I really want to take you down Moanin' is how I wanna make you sound Can't wait until I get you home Bleep that I wanna take you now Let's do it all Have a ball Hook up tonight in the ladies room stall Follow you there I'll let you make the call You can text all your friends say you'll see them tomorrow Well Yeah, that's if you're down She'd never bleeped the first night until now Let me plow, faded I'm drunk off the brown Stay up all night on the town Act like tomorrow just doesn't exist Time isn't real ain't shit on my wrist Let go of everything, then you have bliss Then she told me this [verse 2:] Let's get lost tonight You can be supreme Kate Moss tonight Turn up in a SoHo loft tonight Do drugs take ten shots tonight Awesome I'm naked with Naked & Famous jeans on the floor Livin' wild life you ain't seen this before You should give brains and I mean this for sure That's what genius is for Beautiful girl that I just met on tour Another good girl that I'll probably destroy Her life was stable until she met me Sheltered and safe so she never gets free But she loves trouble she's drawn to the danger Never goes crazy, I bet I can change her I can make her fall in love with a stranger Switch up the pace, I don't mean Danny Granger Look Can't wait til tomorrow Fine with today You're pretty as Bleep And I'm trying to slay Let's do this right now is what I'm trying to say I could tell you don't love him You're dying to stray I do not give a Bleep 'bout your ex I'm not looking for love I'm just looking for sex Tension between us had me feeling vexed Then she sent me a text ![]()
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G Eazy - Maximum [verse 1] I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare I take a drive? Push the limit, it's a wonder how I stay alive They think I'm crazy and I am, but every day I thrive They said a tab of this will get you there, I'm taking five I smuggle drugs and hella liquor right through TSA I mean in my belly, I did it all when I was on the way My Uber driver ain't no what the Bleep was going on I walked in shirtless he was like "Hey man, can you throw one on?" I'm with a blonde and my Johnson is what she's blowing on I'm in the backseat, I nut, she catch it like a Pokémon The 9th Wonder of the world and still got it going on I stay providing, it's your track that I am flowing on Life would be different if I ever had a Bleep to give Remember saying "eh, I just need enough to live" But now I'm rich and I'm a greedy selfish asshole Patrick Bateman, swear my life is really that roll They say "Your alcohol abuse will take a bad toll, there's bags under your eyes and you're not even that old" (Bitch, shut the Bleep up) Eh, what? I think I'm hard of hearing I'm ordering hookers online until they start appearing I busted all over her makeup and it started smearing Tears of joy, she's so bad that I started tearing Like you're too pretty to be doing this for a living But then I snapped out of it like "What the Bleep I'm thinking?" [verse 2] I dumped my girl cause I was sick of keeping her around Always pissed and she would always feel like turning down (turn down for what) But then got lonely and felt sorta down So I took some ecstasy, I knew my mood would quickly start to turn around Saw rock bottom, passed it up, and now I'm further down At the depths of the world, no one heard a sound The world's biggest dirtbag, I'm coming for the crown Ash a blunt inside the Oval Office 'til it's burning down Killing birds with a stone, I'm tryna combine 'em Bleep Donald Trump, I took a shit, I look just like him I wish McGregor and Mayweather could like just fight him That part's for real though, I'm not just [?] They take everything I say to heart When I met Adriana Lima, I swear I heard her fart That's when my plans changed for my mission to steal her heart Like covering with my nose with my shirt and walking away awkwardly We ain't close no more, they say I can't rap about coke no more Ok, I swear that's the last time, I'm 'bout to focus more Running around the house party I'm feeling hella hyper My dealer came through with my drugs, I had to pay the piper I move with the precision of a sniper Your girl will be mine if I like her, it's a given, I'ma pipe her ![]()
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Throwback A Great Big World ft Christina Aguilera - Say Something
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Piiko:Haha,scorpios and arrogance! "I hear am arrogant";.. ..statement in itself is controversially arrogant! ![]() Guess it's the self-confidence and complexity they don't understand.Sometimes i think only a scorpio can understand one. Beautiful females,eh.. ..exactly how i'd put it,succinct! #ScorpioMind |
Piiko:Hehe,i think slap her ass with the paper while she twerk! |
Kent Jones ft Lil Wayne,DJ Khaled and Pitbull - Dont Mind (remix) [Pitbull (DJ Khaled):] Mr. 305 checking in (It's the remix) Kent Jones Must feel good to have a worldwide hit, huh papito? (This is, another one) Welcome to the club (We the best music) [Pitbull:] I'm surrounded by Caribbean queens I'm talkin' Cubans, Puerto Ricans and Dominican things I got Jamaicans and them Haitians, no un poco santi I got them Trini's and them Beijing's and they all for me Let's not talk about the woman down in Mexico Yeah they pretty but they could be cartel on the low So ten cuidado, down in Brazil, they got booties for real Those Colombians are stunners, they got looks that could kill She told me, "Ay papacito, ay mi rey" She said "De dónde tu eres? I wanna stay" I got my money for sure, got my passport for sure As soon as she hit the bathroom, I hit the door I'm gone ![]() She told me, "Ay papacito, ay mi rey" She said "De dónde tu eres? I wanna stay" ![]() Feliciadades
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kingsilly:Preach it! Just listen to the whole album and tell us want you think. I LOVE TOVE LOVE! |
Piiko:Yea and in yoga pants too! ![]() |
Iced Out Philippe ![]()
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ontiah:Do you mean if they're raw or talented! |
Droptopwop on repeat! |
Gucci Mane ft Offset - Met Gala [Chorus: Offset] Mil' in a week I bought a iced out Phillipe (ice) Yeah, playin' for keeps (keeps) Suck the dick game, she a leech (leech) Came in the game with a key (key) My pockets blew up, Monique (Monique) Ooh, she got that perfect physique (ooh) I'll tape a brick to her cheeks Now that I'm gettin' this money I'm fuckin' these thotties, they tryna get come up (come up) This is good week, we stackin' up Ms And I'm snatchin' that Wraith in the mornin' (Wraith) I was that nigga locked up in the cell And they treated me like I was normal (normal) Thankin' the Lord for them blessings I just let the met gala dress up formal (formal)
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Wale ft Chris Brown - Heaven On Earth [Verse 2: Wale] If heaven had a height, she would be that tall (mmm) Exceed that far, you see my scars (mmm) I see your flaws, I see no problem I know we're not gods, so we all got 'em She a introvert, still good in public I'm not a socialite, so sure she love it I would tell you more, no lyin' or nothin' Maybe I like the pitfights, just to write about 'em Maybe you right, you a good muse Lemme right a couple wrongs, couple hooks, boo No post make-say, 'cause that gon' make me wait I just go below your waist for the good food [Bridge: Wale] With me, yeah And with you I'm tryna be, with So I'm at your door again And it's just past 4 AM And I hope you phone ain't ringin' (haha) So when love's in your reach To whole share a key (Wale) And the moon is in the sky And it's cool 'cause she can fly So pull up on me, pull up on me And keep doin' your thing I just go below your waist for the good food! ![]()
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Shakira ft Maluma - Chantaje [Shakira & Maluma] Eh eh eh eh eh Nadie Eh eh eh eh eh Nadie Eh eh eh eh Nadie (nadie) Eh eh eh eh Alright, alright baby Shakira, Maluma Pretty Boy Colombia You feel me Pretty boy Pretty boy make Pique catch you! ![]()
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ZarZar:Modify pls so i don't get in a spat with... |
ZarZar:Likeable Personality went with the girl that broke my heart.. ..LOL,that's a joke. ![]() Xenophobe am not,just bad mood + the fact that "you guys are derailing this thread!!!" (shouted the part in quote) Long time no see,i'll catch up with you on another thread. Hilarity is where you humorously replied snow84 "what is power failure!" and he even went further to explain "electricity company refusing to provide power in your area". That shii was damn hilarious. |
ZarZar:HMM Any chance you are.. ..can't even remember! Had one SA girl on my other moniker..(PunterTim |
ZarZar:Kiss your archaic ass,hell naw! |
ZarZar:Edited |
Camila Cabello - Crying In The Club Touch of Sia,shade of J LO!
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Pitbull & J Balvin ft Camila Cabello - Hey Ma [Outro: Camila Cabello] I need you, hey! Pa' mi gente latina, stand up! Cuba! I need you
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rali123:Black panties by my black stand! |
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What happened to your other likeable personality?