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Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 8:57pm On May 23, 2017
Young Thug ft Young Scooter,Quavo and Offset - Guwop





[Young Scooter]
Without the radio it's 20 a show and thats fo'sho
Get that back in bitch, we buyin' dope, that's how it go
Like a Migo, rep that Freebandz
That 44., I could cook the dope with no stove
Pot on the floor
Pull up in that coupe shit, nigga like damn where the roof went?
In the streets, they call me Jay Z, lil bitch I got the blueprint
No nigga, I don't want no old hunnids, you know I want 'em blue strips
And I can't Bleep you old hoes, I'm ballin' with my new bitch
Yeah
You dig that? 200,000 worth of chain and that's a fact
Did my name in this rap game, I'm sellin' crack
Rest in peace to OG Double D, you did that, SLIME!




[Quavo]
Shoot out the coupe
Shoot out the roof
Pull up and smash on her
We don't got to put a bag on her
I took your hoe ya dig?
I told a hoe to sit
Had big bells, midgets
Now you can say I got millions
Swam with the sharks, water
You be law and order
I be gettin' money every mornin' Tom Joyner
I heard you gettin' money, but you payin' em niggas extortin' ya
You pay for you fame and fortune
You pay for you fame and fortune
I am the plug, cordless
Pull up with blazers, Portland
I pay the neighbors to pick up the dope on they porches
I came from nickel, I came from nickels
My niggas don't know you, we don't Bleep with you
Ive been in the system, I've been in a pickle
You dig me like shovels, I gotta Bleep with ya




[Offset]
Hop in the private
This is a Lambo', not a hybrid
My wrist is a faucet
Feed 'em perkys, I'm the doctor
Draco, 100 round choppa
She got her eyes on me like binoculars
Count up this money, it's marvelous
Stall the bitch, I don't call the bitch
You better dig what I'm sayin'
I'mma kill you and your mans
Beat down the block like an amp
Goin' up like a skateboard on a ramp
Go buy the Rollie and bust it
Talkin' that tough shit
But you know you not gon' bust shit
Look at my fashion
This is a Gucci rugby
I'm trappin' and rappin'
Still got them babies in custody
My diamonds be dancin'
Live in a mansion
My life is lovely
And I'm on loyalty
Knock your ass off
Pay the lawyer fee
Shit can get ugly

BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by HumorMe(m): 8:27pm On May 23, 2017
k2kay:
grin grin grin grin
gringringrin
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Dedicated to Prince Funmi Akunnubi




I no fit complete am,no tym,no vex grin
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by HumorMe(m): 8:21pm On May 23, 2017
Tuljaking:
demo on i just won using arithmetic permutation,selection,combination and outcome evaluation staking big soon perfecting
Demo is totally diff from reality o.
grin
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by HumorMe(m): 8:19pm On May 23, 2017
Viking007:
cheesy
Una bad here!


Twale! grin
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 12:07pm On May 23, 2017
The Chainsmokers ft Jhene Aiko - Wake Up Alone

BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by HumorMe(m): 10:53am On May 23, 2017
Chai!

Join late parents,kwa!
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 7:42pm On May 22, 2017
rali123:
Trey songz - lovin touchin

I'm touchin' you tonight, I'm lovin' you tonight (Wait nope)
I'm f****n' you, girl, you must be used to spendin', putting in that time
Touchin', lovin', f****n', can't make up my mind
I'm lovin' you. (Wait nope) I'm f****n' you tonight
grin
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by HumorMe(m): 1:18pm On May 22, 2017
Omo i be whistle blower o. grin
Started the exposition on ebony bet challenge.
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by HumorMe(m): 12:11pm On May 22, 2017
Chiefheywhy:
na one of the mods(name withheld) get imeeti....that one know concern me sha...If i talk now,em go talk say man Pikin too they talk...but this one i dan talk...Make una dig grin
If it's a mod,can't same person manipulate "quotes"..

Those tips no jus real at all. grin
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 10:02am On May 22, 2017
PunterTim:
Kodak Black ft Young Thug - Top Off Benz
Suprised this song ain charting worldwide!


[Verse 2: Kodak Black]
I bleeped the whole crew, yeah, they get exposed too
I call her CNN, yeah 'cause baby, you old news
I hate to say I told ya, yeah but nigga, I told you
Your lady gon' let me paint her, yeah 'cause that what hoes do
I'ma treat you like a queen, yeah 'cause that's what Zoes do
She thicker than cornbread, yeah, I love her like soul food
I eat her like soul food, I'm pullin' up, foreign coupe
Your man don't get no loop, Timberland, I'm on the boot
Your rent is overdue, oh my God I lost my roof
You think a nigga soo woo, I'm bangin' on your boo
She follow me like Blues Clue but I be on the move
Say free my nigga Woo Woo, my snipers on the loose
F-550 my nig, F-550 ya dig?




Haha

BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by HumorMe(m): 8:38pm On May 21, 2017
[quote author=kingofcasting post=56745615][/quote]grin
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by HumorMe(m): 5:28pm On May 21, 2017
Dynamitechick:
you are just a low life, go back in between your mothers legs ODE!
Ain possible for a man cannot be born again.

Foul mouthed much,huh?

Bye
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by HumorMe(m): 4:16pm On May 21, 2017
Congrats Liverpool
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by HumorMe(m): 3:52pm On May 21, 2017
sevantex:
Yes ooo grin
wilnaldum dn give us joy small, i support liverpool btw
Arsenal must go Europa league o, hehehe grin
Arsenal ppl, una fit win 10-0 ooo, liverpool go win today grin
Choi!
Game still open sha
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by HumorMe(m): 3:49pm On May 21, 2017
Corner - Man City 1 - 0 Watford
Thank God dis agents of darkness no c me grin
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by HumorMe(m): 3:44pm On May 21, 2017
sevantex:
Does Liverpool want to be unfortunate ni??
Abi wenger dn go sort those Boro players??
Hehehe
Is it your liverpool grin
Somebody abeg epp me wit dat "do u want to be unfortunate in life" meme.
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by HumorMe(m): 3:24pm On May 21, 2017
Calebsky:
I recall vividly that was the last collaboration on fixed matches I embarked upon here...
It was a good venture gone bad....
That should be 4 or 5 years ago if i'm not mistaken....
The terms were clear....
True to my words, and out of my volition and goodwill, I returned monies to some persons despite the terms and conditions....(some of the persons involved at the time may still be here to confirm)
Unfortunately, i believe and now realized that the goodwill didn't get to you....

Using the words I fell into ur hands when I newly started betting presupposes i scammed you, and that my friend is not the true picture considering the terms and conditions of the deal at the time.

I believe there are persons who were onlookers at that time that are still here, and i remember someone had brought up this issue some years ago and it was trashed.

You said I should not take it personal. It's already personal as what is written is already written and has gone into the book of records. Simpletons here will not understand all the hidden details behind the transaction but take sides and will vociferously resonate these lines of yours in some near or distant future about my character and personality. Who knows?

Our lives and destiny are enshrined in the way we live today and by extension the application of the records written and unwritten about us.

I have and did not scam you my dear friend.
grin
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by HumorMe(m): 3:22pm On May 21, 2017
Harry Kane the late bloomer!
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by HumorMe(m): 3:19pm On May 21, 2017
GambaOsaka:
Red card koscienly .... This guy sef
This guy has been declining past few years,people don't see!
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by HumorMe(m): 2:56pm On May 21, 2017
Middlesbrough pls,spoil the party,just draw.

COYG!
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by HumorMe(m): 2:50pm On May 21, 2017
iamexcelblog:
Why do you people like using the name of the almighty in vain? This is gambling and pure luck. Are you aware that their are people who played the opposite of what I played and they lost? Are you saying "God" did not pity them?

Take for instance the guy that played PSG to win with 100 k .. Are you aware that there are those who double chanced CAEN with 100k too? Who do you think God will favour? Or don't you think God should steer clear of the games so that WHAT WILL BE, CAN BE?
God favours who he wants to.Imagine when an accident happened and both victim and lucky unscathed one prayed before leaving home.

Now am sounding like one massive believer.

OK,luck pitied you! grin
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 2:41pm On May 21, 2017
Chris Brown - Wasting Time




[Verse 3]
Ha, they don’t wanna believe a nigga
Put the dick on her, don’t wanna leave a nigga
Take the panties off, on a bitch like a heat missile
My scene jumpin' on my team
Count a hundred million cash on my jeans denim
I got more numbers than your cell phone (cell phone)
Too many bills when the mail come (mail come)
I’m that nigga that they’re scared of (scared of)
‘Cause I’ma take a fade head off
You ain’t gotta listen to a nigga
I like it 'cause I see that change when the money come
I turned to nothin' back into somethin'
Drive with the heat like the end off summer
And girl, you know it's OHB, yeah
Only hot bitches love me 'cause




Bïtch don't waste my time!


grin

BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by HumorMe(m): 2:14pm On May 21, 2017
delloite:
well, am not here to argue with u. I fell into ur hands when I newly started betting. Just want ppl calling u god sent to be careful before u intelligently collect fixed game subscription from them. Like I said at dat time u claimed abt 8 to 10 persons will pay for the match. I have pics evidences but I won't go dat far. Don't take it personal!
Abeg o,go far o.

Hate wolves in sheep clothing.

Prefer you stay in wolf clothing.
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by HumorMe(m): 2:12pm On May 21, 2017
iamexcelblog:
You don't need to explain anything to them bro. Broke people will never understand. I can remember when my landlord was disturbing me for rent. I did a lot of expenses then and I was going broke. I simply went went to my bank and transferred 300 thousand to my bet9ja account through an agent. That same day I played only real madrid and Barcelona and PSG. Want to know how I made their odds big?

I gave all of them 2 goals deficit! That is minus 2! PSG won 5-0, Madrid 4-1 Barcelona 4-1!... Do the maths and know how much came back. Am only telling this story for those that don't understand the idea behind big staking!... No long stories! Need I tell you I have renewed my rent?
God must've felt pity for your soul.

One thing must kill a man tho!
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by HumorMe(m): 2:10pm On May 21, 2017
IRIEBOY:
lolz i need 1.5..any team can score and I will be ok..
You ok now?
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by HumorMe(m): 2:07pm On May 21, 2017
beautyfunke:
it look like Celtic were not serious with this match
Were?

If it's past tense,why we stressing,babe?

grin
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by HumorMe(m): 2:05pm On May 21, 2017
bigcee:
Bros abeg o grin grin grin grin grin
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BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by HumorMe(m): 1:27pm On May 21, 2017
IRIEBOY:
that's nice of you
. Bros if you fit help me with my school fees(40k) I go really appreciate.. am damn broke, I have been trying my luck with betting but nothing to show for it..
Chai!


grin grin grin


Naija!
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by HumorMe(m): 1:26pm On May 21, 2017
MyPicsSaysItall:
Na wa o sad

Just look at your post for the past 72 hours. Must you bet sad

If you don't have money to bet, why not let it go. The way you are soliciting for someone here to fund your bet account, one will think that you have a 'sure' accumulator of 40,000 odds. Learn how to control the urge to bet when you don't have the cash

You want to try your luck with someone's 100 naira. You even turn 'pastor' for 100 naira fund.

Chai! Wetin person no go see for here
sad
grin

It never ends,bro.
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by HumorMe(m): 12:39pm On May 21, 2017
Chris Brown ft French Montana - Swallow Me Down

BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by HumorMe(m): 12:33pm On May 21, 2017
Shemzy4real:
B951EPPRZQQQRP-2181644

I am sure na alabi forge this slip to give guys hope to continue betting.. Lol. 27 million this Friday we just pass
grin

Anything is possible in business!
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by HumorMe(m): 11:56am On May 21, 2017
IRIEBOY:
guy grow up na? Calebsky don ever collect your money?? i know Calebsky dont do such.. he is a nice person
..grin and i got Jlo's num on speed dial!

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