₦airaland Forum

daddytime:
In fact the reporter's English is homosexual.

God for give you.

It is called Nyctophobia. This is a phobia characterized by a severe fear of the dark.

It is triggered by the brain's disfigured perception of what would or could happen when in a dark environment.

It is common among the children

What about the Governor El-rufai, when will he be discharge?

1. A. = 5

2. B. = 7

Sum of the outer numbers is equal to the square of the central number.

Prophetess Kemi, please safe your prophecy for another kleptomaniac politican in Abuja o.

We need our Mazi for the actualisation of "Bia-fraud" Republic. He can not die until he "foolfill" our dreams.

Good to know Mr. Governor. Hope their salaries will come from your security vote, not at the expense of tax payers .

Mr. AY what has been your own social responsibility lately?

Donjazzy.......public education and money
Toyin Abraham....food distribution
Peruzzi ........cash give away
Runtown .......10 million give away
Yemi Alade..... Financial assistance
DJ Kaywise.....free data

Oga AY caricature comedian "kakaki of Africa" what is your own?

[/b]Aunty Tiwa Savage so is your age, your fading beauty, your dwindling assets and your yeyebrity values. [b]

Hope it is not Coronavirus o

Hail Hitler!

donnie:
I have come to know that UFOs are in the bible and they exist today.
They have now been identified as the vehicles used by Angels of YAH and fallen angels.

I shared a vision and what YAH showed me and scriptural references...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-DX1lmBlyE

Can you please read the books written by Erich Von Daniken on the subject matter, it's very enlighten and captivating.

1, Chariots of the Gods (1968)

2. The Gods Never Left Us: The Long-Awaited Sequel to the Worldwide Best-Seller Chariots of the Gods (2017)

Can you please read the books written by Erich Von Daniken on the subject matter, it's very enlighten and captivating.

1, Chariots of the Gods (1968)

2. The Gods Never Left Us: The Long-Awaited Sequel to the Worldwide Best-Seller Chariots of the Gods (2017)

lefulefu:
and one mumu for one corner will be calling this one my woman

My woman... my everything!

Governor Hope Uzodinma just score an Hopeless own goal.

What a wonderful GOAL!

If you are a male gender change before graduation, but the school will most probably not accept it. Why?

Because they will assume you falsified your secondary school results.

But if you are female gender change after graduation, after your marriage of course.

Gjrich:
Nigerian Investigative Journalist, Kemi Olunloyo, has alleged that the burial rites claimed to be done for the late Chief of Staff, Abba Kyari, by the Presidency, was an arranged plot to deceive Nigerians and the entire world.

The controversial news breaker asserted that Abba Kyari died in Ikoyi, Lagos, and was cremated; a time period was not specified.

Kemi further revealed that the corpse that was buried was one Dauda, an inner Aide of the late Abba Kyari.

Read her tweets below:

“Nigerians, pls STOP sending me the same footage of a man removing a hazmat suit outside a cemetery, I am a trained Investigative Journalist.
Already told you Mr. Kyari was flown to Lagos, died in Ikoyi, cremated. No INFECTED body was moved to Abuja. He is from Borno.

“Correction: He is from Maiduguri side. Dauda, his Aide, is from Daura. I am concerned if that was Dauda they buried. He infected most of the Daura cluster, and was flown back to Abuja, for quarantine. We never heard from him again. 11 people he had contact with died of flu symptoms.”

Let Mr. Dauda come out and debunk the story.

Otherwise, I concur.

sarrki:
https://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2020/04/18/foreign-minister-onyeama-mourns-abba-kyari-his-best-man/

Good to know Sir. You are a member of the cabals who met long time ago in England and cleverly plot the machinations to dominate and rule the country for life.

Thank God, Uncle Coro has a another plan.

Remember man propose and God dispose.

Mavrick2012:
I heard my neighbor asking another neighbor if he can pay tithe from the 20k alert he got from government.

This got me thinking.

Are members expected to pay a tenth of whatever they get at this difficult period?

Use the tithe to buy rice, garri, beans and give to your hungry neighbors. And the Lord God of Heavens will reward you accordingly.

These are the effects of lockdown. It makes you do stupid things on social media. Things like advertising your unclothedness to earn likes and potential customers.

First they broke lockdown rules by flying him from Abuja to Lagos.

Then they treated him privately at First Cardiology in Ikoyi despite positivity and isolating other positive members of the public in isolation centre, some people by force despite personal protests.

Then they flew his Covid 19 positive body back to the Federal Capital Territory for burial.

Then they released his body for burial contrary to what Lai Mohammed said that Covid 19 dead bodies cannot be released for burial.

Then almost 500 - 1000 people gathered for the burial effectively breaking Federal Government rule that not more than 20 or even 50people can gather at a point in time.

Then, they dug a shallow grave for the body in the centre of town, gudu cemetry.

And some there neither wore masks or any other PPE especially the grave diggers.

A man in Green native without PPE even touched the body whilst helping the workers in PPE.

Some workers in PPE were even seen touching their faces and goggles after touching the body with some's clothes visibly running the dead body under from their PPE as they lowered the body into the shallow grave.

And the body was buried in just white traditional robes. No protection nothing for the people, or the environment.

No protection from possible thieves/scavengers who may want to come scavenge dead bodies in the middle of the night after burial.

No accounting for or planning that every one at the burial must self isolate for 14 days after the burial.

How is this leading by example? How does a government make the rules and then shamelessly break the rules on National Television for all to see.

I am ashamed of this government.

Abuja should brace for impact in the next 14days.

dayoige:
Learning English is like learning how to drive a car or a bicycle, but unlike vehicles learning English takes place everywhere in the world.

This can be why learning the essential rules of English Language becomes imperative.

You can not do well in English Language if you’re not ready to listen to the basic corrections in English.

Below are a number of the grammatical errors in English that we speak everyday. Please endeavour to require corrections and apply it on your daily spoken English.

Don’t say/call it——————————————–Say/call it

Ear piece———————————————————Ear Phone

Escape goat——————————————————A scape goat

I have ten sheeps—————————————–I have ten sheep

Mother in laws————————————————–Mothers in law

Plate number—————————————————Number plate

Open teeth—————————————————–Gap tooth

K-leg————————————————————Knock knees

Many peoples————————————————–Many people

He gave me an advice———————————He gave me a chunk of recommendation

Down Nepa———————————————————–Power Outage

Up Nepa————————————————————–Power has been restored

I have two trousers———————————‘—–I have two pairs of trousers.

One of the boy is here———————————-One of the boys is here

Where you brush your teeth within the bathroom is named Brushing tub and not sink.

Drinking water———————————————-Drinkable water

Driving licence———————————————-Driver’s licence

I like watching movies———————————‘—–I like seeing movies

Keke Napep———————————————————Tricycle

I have a shoe——————————————————I have a pair of shoes

Commissioner’s quarter———————————–Commissioner’s quaters

I was bitten by rain————————————————-I was drenched

I saw your missed calls—————————————I missed your call

How Was Your Night——————————————Hope you slept well?

Source : https://www.drumhour.com/stop-saying-how-was-your-night-heres-what-to-say-instead/

Don't say how was your day -------------------
Say Hope your day went well Abi now!

baliyubla:
I am celebrating in my house come and sack me too. Nonsense and Ingredients.

Good to know.

Just to remind you Uncle Coronavirus knows no boundaries.

That will be difficult o oga police. The boys are hungry and angry.

The town is not smiling and you want me to sleep with the eyes closed?

You should have included the other four senses, make we know say police na our friend indeed.

Nigerian police.....Public Enemy number 1.

Glycosunde:
Major General John Enenche, Coordinator, Defence Media Operations said yesterday that scores of Boko Haram terrorists have been surrendering in the past 48 hours, sensing that doom loomed for them.

This, he feels, may not be unconnected with the military's impending massive offensive to flush them out. Their leader, Abubakar Shekau, was said to be making frantic efforts to seek a soft landing as he prepares to surrender, the military said.

This much was gathered from top intelligence sources in the Theatre of Operations in North-East Nigeria. According to a source who pleaded anonymity, he stated that Abubakar Shekau is desperately looking for an avenue to surrender. Sources in the North East familiar with the goings on said, “I think the end of Boko Haram is coming close as Abubakar Shekau has been making overtures through proxies for a soft landing for him to surrender to the Nigerian authorities.

“He has been desperate about it, and the intensity is occasioned with the avalanche of coordinated operations launched in recent times against the group, especially in the Timbuktu triangle”.

“The gap is closing in on Abubakar Shekau as it stands. The series of coordinated attacks on their hideouts have made it impossible for any escape as the military has been attacking from several flanks, and any attempt to escape now is virtually impossible.”

“The Chief of Army Staff has given an order that Abubakar Shekau is captured alive. The Chief has been in Borno State and there is a likelihood that he is going to be around for a long period given his body language of not leaving anything to chance in this critical operation.

As a fact, he has joined several reconnaissance operations around the Timbuktu triangle, after which he issued specific directives with the Intelligence gathered from the reconnaissance operations.”

“He has also been in the trenches with some commanders holding meetings and analyzing Intelligence. I can tell you that everyone is on top of their game as the strategy is clear for all to understand.”

A top source also said, “I can confirm that the Chief of Army Staff is personally coordinating the renewed onslaught against the Boko Haram group. He has been visiting troops in areas where the terrorists’ kingpin is said to be hiding.

This act by the Chief of Army Staff has seen a massive boost to the morale of the fighting troops. The results coming in have been tremendous, and it is a source of joy at the Army headquarters.” Noting that the COAS has directed utmost care must be observed to ensure that women and children are not caught in the crossfire during operations, the source said,“

”As we speak, the troops are strictly carrying out the orders of the Chief of Army Staff towards ensuring that civilians within these territories are not hurt during any of the operations. This might slow things down a bit as the Boko Haram group is now using women and children as shields to buy time.”

“So far, I can say that the troops have been careful in this regard as efforts are being made to ensure that the operation as much as possible does not lead to the death of unarmed civilians. The various commanders have been mandated to ensure that as many unarmed civilians, mostly women and children are rescued unhurt.

He is been briefed on a minute by minute basis as the troops closes in on the triangle.” On the role of neighbouring countries to forestall the escape of BHT Commanders, he said, “I can tell you now that troops have blocked the usual escape routes for the Boko Haram terrorist group into Chad, Niger, and Cameroon. The level of cooperation experienced now has been quite phenomenal.”

“The routes through which they bring their arms and ammunition have been taken over by troops from the Multinational Joint Task Force. This action has placed the Boko Haram group in disarray hence their inability to launch attacks anymore.”

Similarly, it was further gathered that the Boko Haram group has reached out to some International Non-Governmental Organizations to seek a deal with the Nigerian government towards granting amnesty to it. A top staffer of one of the NGOs confirmed that on several occasions, Abubakar Shekau had sent emissaries to their organization to help secure an amnesty deal with the government of Nigeria.

“We were shocked in the initial stages, thinking it was a hoax. But this continued, and we were left with no choice than to inform the security agencies in a bid to protect ourselves.”

When asked why Abubakar Shekau singled out their NGO for this task, he stated that it was probably due to the international recognition the organization has in the area of providing humanitarian services across the globe.“

We are an international organization, and over time we have been actively involved in providing humanitarian services in North-East, Nigeria. I believe they are trying to take advantage of our platform to seek a way out of their predicament.

Video coverage of the surrendering Boko boys or I don't believe it.

CliffDike:
This is the right thing to do for the sake of Nigeria's unity!

I agree with you, this is the most sensible thing to do to further unite the country.

However, the agitation for Biafra and the kind politics been practice by my brothers in the East, make many not to trust them for major political appointments.

SocialJustice:
Nothing will happen. Even if he has it in mind, Mamman Daura will not allow it.

Maybe similar fate befall anyone home and abroad who chooses to stand in the way of Nigeria's peace, unity and progress.

CliffDike:
This is the right thing to do for the sake of Nigeria's unity!

I agree with you, this is the most sensible thing to do to further unite the country.

However, the agitation for Biafra and the kind politics been practice by my brothers in the East, make many not to trust them for major political appointments.

Keep dreaming, by the time you wake up. It will be 2023.

Rest in Peace Oga Abba Kyari!

Going to Aso Rock to sign the condolence register