₦airaland Forum

EdoPrince93:

Why are you shinning your goro teeth?

Please take it for Covid-19 test or isolate and quarantine the doggy for 14 days.

50% of our salary for Covid-19

Oga Governor se nah we bring Coronavirus come Nigeria ?

And what are you and your wife contributing from your salaries?

Nnamid Kanu why now. Why you con leave us without giving us Bia-fraud: Land of tales by moonlight.

It is well. "Rest in Piss" our Lord and Messiah.

zera:
Enu GBE.....money no dey.
No be person wey chop belleful dey reason data.
Ultra 20 Ko...ultra 2000 ni

God will provide my friend

It will be awesome to see him do that , If truly he have a heart.

iLegendd:
The first person to correctly tell me what I'm looking at while lying on my bed will get 1k recharge card.

I haven't had enough sleep since yesterday because of work at home.

My guess is that you are sleeping with your eyes opened. Hence your suffering from sleep disorder called nocturnal lagophthalmos.

Does Aunty Caroline too test positive?

Op....your headline is inconclusive and very misleading o.

Thought this was in Nigeria.

Mrquote:
Go and buy another one

How much do you think the position of Chief of Staff will cost? 1k or 1 billion.

Radicalman:
Use the the TV button please

Forget that Buhari is not moved by physical contact. If you doubt me ask Aisha

annyz:
Walk to the TV location and change the station to your choice channel.

Forget that Buhari is not moved by physical contact. If you doubt me ask Aisha.

Corporate2020:
Which of the gods is angry? Sango, Ogun, Obatala, or Amadioha?

Ṣọ̀pọ̀na

Afrokit:
The inter-state lockdown decision taken by the Nigeria Governors Forum (NGF) is a “done deal.”

On Sunday, a Chief Press Secretary to a state governor confirmed this to DAILY POST.

He explained that the chief executives made their position known on Friday to enable the federal government to put in place necessary arrangements for compliance.

“The governors’ resolution is to curtail the spread of Coronavirus.

"The two weeks’ lockdown will be announced by Mr. President. It’s a done deal. However, he will list exemptions and give Nigerians other important information.”

READ MORE; https://afrokit.com/president-buhari-to-enforce-national-lockdown-by-monday/

https://afrokit.com/mayorkun-geng-download-ep/

Now that the remote control (Abba Kyari) is missing.

How will they change the TV (President Buhari ) channels now?

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Hope the gods are not angry with Kano state government over the disgraceful removal and humiliation of Sanusi as the Emir of Kano.

Just thinking aloud.

Very soon some aboki Allah on this trend will start commenting that the Coronavirused rain was sent down from heaven by God to punish Adamawa people for voting Buhari.

Kobicove:
Those people such as Righeousness89 advocating for churches to be opened, what are they hoping to do?

Pray the virus away?

Cast and bind the virus I guess? Brainlesss people who think with other people's brains.

Permission from who Apostle?

Remember Sanchez
Remember Fabregas
Remember Remember.... they ended up being a great flop

99foxxy:
. How about your country?

Which country?

It's not true.

The Foreign Minister have debunked the figures during the Presidential Task Force daily briefing today.

josen16322:
Nigerian pastors are not pastors let me exclude pastor adeboye of redeemed all d rest are ARSENE WENGER.

Are you saying the other Nigerian pastors can not and will not lead the team church to the promised land?

Please confirm.

ADAMUdaCOWBOY:
He never had it.

On point!

Petersamuel8:
This thread don reach front page with zero comment

That should be the handy work of one and only Lala

Trump is loosing his sanity

God help and safe America.

Silver Solution ko, Golden Solution ni!

Why am I thinking of Silver Nitrate Solution?

Chemistry students in the house please help me.

Thought Mr. Governor said Coronavirus will never entre Abia state, because Abia is in the bible. How myopic of a governor who have eyes but can not see what is happening around the world

He should ask the Israelites, the Romans and the Ethiopians how far.

Dog eat dog?

See you life over sabi Taskmaster.

BuddhaPalm:
99 percent of the time, I sleep with the lights on. And I don't have your phobia.

Perhaps she always sleeps of watching tv, or fiddling with her phone.

Good luck with that.