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Nothing beautiful in this car. Give me an SUV any day. How low do I have to bend to get in, so uncomfortable

Buy original AMOLED regardless of the price. Its a better replacement than LCD; which is cheaper.

Person say Yoruba kids are celebrating Children’s day with the herdsmen inside bush lol

Dogalmighty17:
I'm not a supporter of the president but this article is heavy on sensationalism. There is nowhere that chicken is being sold for 40k in Nigeria. No poultry farmer can be that stupid. 9 weeks chicken went for 8500 yesterday in my location. Yes things are bad but let any picture being painted have a basis in reality.

During Christmas last year, I bought chicken 30k.
So, what are you even saying Mr sensation?

Ogun de kpai you, kpai the girl

Him don drop him birth right for cheap sex

I know your problem, you treat every girl too right. But, that doesn't make you Mr Right.
These girls are senior man, and you should treat them as such. No go carry princess treatment give senior man o

poshestmina:
You don't know Obavoh?
He impregnate his wife twice in a year .
Nairaland most fertile Man.

Ehhhhnnnn ehhhhhhnnnn

Omor, your family large o, for this period wey tinubu wan injure Nigerians

I wish your doctor would make a costly mistake on your health, then you practice what you are preaching

stan4b:
You guys will just be throwing adjectives around anyhow.


What's pretty about that lady?

Though, she sounds smart, but pretty? Nahh!!!
Just average.

No mind these writers, they tag anything that puts on a skirt as beautiful. I wonder what they'll call the beautiful ones then. Gasing average women up every chance they get

We should all Learn to say NO. If you can't do a punishment or activity, nobody go beat you. It is not insubordination, your life and dignity matters most in this case

I remember during secondary school, a teacher was flogging us for noise making. He told us to touch our toes, while he flogged us from the back, buttocks.

After finishing with others, I told him I won't touch my toes; that it was too brutal.
He left me. Sometimes, we need to be more assertive and outspoken

From the way you write and spell, and her monotone responses, you need to arrange your life again at 31. You can tell a lot about a person from the way they write.

Ronaldo fans are as delusional as APC.
Allow Messi to play his World Cup, did he complain to you that he isn’t fit for it?

The one that should be resting is the Ronaldo, he has no business with kicking balls again. Football has left him, just like music left Wizkid. He’s only chasing a shadow of himself, sadly.

Maybe, you look mean and unapproachable or people don’t see you talking to anyone. So, they just assume you’re unfriendly. I get that too, but you could be more friendly if you chose. It’ll be exhausting trying to change since, it’s not your natural way of living

write your story and stop tagging average women as beautiful

OverCalculating:
So, what's Mumu about that?

That’s the highest level of mumu; declaring love.

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Kdon2:
You guys are just simply dishonest irritatingly

I said the truth, this whole solving ASUU strike is only a facade; wait till he leaves the office and the mess will be uncovered, another dragging for agreements not met for the future students.

Also, the glorious NELFUND is only a suffering and smiling scheme. Students are really suffering.
Economy is so bad, and you still have to pay multiple dues, buy textbooks and other miscellaneous expenses. Don’t forget School fee and rent increments. Then, the cost of living and surviving? A lot of students survive on drinking garri everyday, I’m sure you are very much aware!
I have had students use this loans just for survival! Tinubu isn’t doing sh*** for Nigerian students 💯

Omoboricash:
Stop spreading fake information. no student dropping out because of tuition fees. Nelfund has already taken care of it.
Stipends of 20k for upkeeps for the student every month. I have two nieces that enjoying this nelfund. Any student that says he or she drops out becos of school fees is a lie

Is it the NELFUND students are using to feed?
You’re still far from reality, and I’ll put you through. Only few percentile of students use those loans for fees, the rest of them try to survive through school taking those loans. I’ve had many of those cases, that’s how I know

Kdon2:
ASUU strike durations by administration:

🔴 Obasanjo (1999–2007) — 18 months
🔴 Yar’Adua (2007–2010) — 4 months
🔴 Jonathan (2010–2015) — 13 months
🔵 Buhari (2015–2023) — 21 months
🔵 Tinubu (2023–present) — 9 days

Buhari recorded 21 months of strikes during his eight-year tenure — the highest total since the return to democracy in 1999.

So far, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu has recorded only 9 days of nationwide strike action as of May 2026.

TINUBU IS THE MOST STUDENT-FRIENDLY PRESIDENT EVER.

Which of the ASUU sir ?

The one federal government promised better benefits in 2025 that is planning on going to strike? Or ASUN?

ASUU is threatening to go on strike due to agreement from 2025 not met.
Wait till Tinubu leaves office, and you’d hear of the mess he left behind

PulaPower:
“Continue using s3x toys, when you get married, you will feel it. You charge a s3x toy for 4 hours and use it on yourself, then you expect a man with blood running through his veins to compete with s3x toys.”


4hours keh? No woman can stand 4hours with a sxxx toy..

Highest most can do before they squirt and climax is better 6-10mins. I know this for sure cuz I know! 😎

You’re last line de kpa mi😂😂

Jeezuzpick:
E be like say you never hear of Vodoun......that's what was turned to "Voodoo" in Jamaica.

The HQ is in Togo.

Togolese ladies are dangerously diabolic, o!

Togo - Lome
Benin Republic - Cotonou

E go touch Yoruba, the evil that they protect go reach them just like the North

sweerychick:
I love this response.. some people watching too many crime documentaries think it works everywhere

You no lie😂

**I’m short of characters, Seun

Emzedz:
Fingerprints, saliva, hairs, etc n many DNA materials that can be used to trace d killers buh we in nigeria,, a backward nation ruled by incompetent braindead old grand fathers like tinibu refusing to develop..

This is Nigeria bro, we don’t do that over here,
We only catch criminals when their time is up

everyday for the thief, one day for Nigeria

The organisation listed Nigeria among countries expected to record some of the world’s highest humanitarian food needs alongside:
• Sudan
• Democratic Republic of the Congo
• Yemen.

See the people Nigeria de gumbody with, my God!
War torn and nothing to write home about, na Nigeria de follow enter stats with. Carefully looking at the patterns here, e no go tay before we end up like them

Yemsam01:
I'm less concerned if you've one or twelve for yourself. Infact that should be one of the reasons you shouldn't have make that comment. Leave the benefactor to determine which beneficiary is appropriate. Talmabout not suitable for heavy coding, who ask you?

You could have just looked at my comment like everyone else, squeezed your face in anger, balled your fist and punched the air while screaming about how that’s the most diabolical thing you’ve seen this evening and scrolled past Jejely without being loud about it

Yemsam01:
This laptop is not for intensive ai and heavy coding? You wan go code for space? What exactly are you prompting?

I'm not even surprised. Its people that can't afford to do things like that criticize it the most cos what's the essence of that comment? You really are a hungry chicken.

Did you see me write a request asking for the laptop?
That’s because I have one for myself. Nevertheless, my username is not serious, you have no argument on that part. I can chose whatever I want to as username it doesn’t reflect or affect my person.

Yemsam01:
This laptop is not for intensive ai and heavy coding? You wan go code for space? What exactly are you prompting?

I'm not even surprised. It’s people that can't afford to do things like that criticize it the most cos what's the essence of that comment? You really are a hungry chicken.

Mumu man… where did I offer a bad criticism? You can’t comprehend what I wrote, that there are the group of people that would need it more than the others. Those are the people that run light works on their computers and not heavy users. Give it to those people they deserve it more since it’s a low budget dell systems