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depends on what u mean by secular music. I for one WILL NOT listen to some rap artistes (50cent, Snoop,Nas ) and some others who swear a lot. i don't think there's anything wrong with Lighthouse family, Westlife, MJ Blige, Lagbaja, Paul Play and some other 'sensible' artistes.

No point trying to compare both genres, it is 'easier' doing something that's unchristian than something that is God-like.

GOD help us all

this is one of the best jokes I have read in a while

well, if I saw the ghost, I run to a safe distance & then decide what to do next

@seunniji

guys like you disgust me    I dare you to post a better joke (I'm really serious)

Empty Barrel, If u can't appreciate something, why not just SHUT UP?

@ Seun
why not suggest Windows 3.1 or OS X?
what i meant was a DBMS that can serve as all other DBMSs put together not an OS platform

Human Meat
Hairy Snail -Best of the rest!

Your mama and your papa dey so senseless so tay dem go under Ojuelegba bridge go do am and dem come born you

You too wowo so tay every time you dey pass 4 street, people go dey shout "Than God say I no be like am"

Your papa give him mama B*

Hallo,
have you ever tasted the meat of these Animals;
Elephant, Python, Frog
or the weird ones such as Lizard, Green grasshopper, Gecko, treefrog      
Fried Roaches are delicious too (especially if well seasoned with dry pepper OOOOOooooooooooolalacious)
Learn that if you boil CatMeat in Palmwine, you will never taste beef again (who will try that??     )

And now ma favorite

Vulture meat Supreme!    

Ingredients
GroundPepper, Onions, Ugwu, Tomato puree, 1 pint size Vulture, 1 Large size Vulture (I mean one that has just scarvenged on a dead pig full of worms!), Salt to taste.

Method of preparation

PULL off the head of the pint sized vulture, drain the blood, put in hot water for about 5 mins
Remove the bowels of the lage sized Vulture (while still alive) put in hot water, remove the feathers
Put the pint sized Vulture in the Large sized (You might want to stuff it with cooked rice etc.)
Sew up the vulture
Cook for about 25 minutes
Slice the Ugwu leaves
Fry the Tomato puree in hot Oil
add the Ugwu leaves
add salt to taste
Put the cooked poult on a flat tray
Pour the sauce gently on it
It is ready to be served {But say your prayers first}  
Send your feedback

FAQ
Q: Where can I get Vulture meat?
A: Endless! Sura Market, Lagos Island, Idumota, etc (all those poults you buy, thinking you are buying Chicken!  )
Q: How Hygenic is the delicacy?
A: Vultures eat a lot of protein , so the are highly proteinous
Q: How does it taste?
A: Tasting is believing



Omo na mental case!

12th April 
We run thin's, thin's don't run we

@ poster

Sure u can learn Java in a month -If u wan't to be a [I]halfbaked[/I]  programmer. 
There's something called [I]mastery of the programming language[/I], it's just like saying you want to give a lecture to the French Executive cabinet in Paris next month and you don't know jack about the french Language. If you really want to be good, give yourself a span of 6 months (might be less).

About HTML,
most people confuse HTML with programming don't make that mistake. Look for a good HTML/Javascript tutor and start learning.

I'll recomend DEITEL & DEITEL textbooks (e-copies also available) for a beginner

You CLUBFREEDOM et al guys use network marketting.{ Computer networking is an interconnection of computer systems for communication and sharability of resources, go to www.en.wikipedia.com and type in your query, should be of help to you }
Maybe if you understand the rudiments of both networking, you will fare better.

Which one of them?

Seems I'm in the wrong room

Well, I'll go for EA Sports FIFA games anyday

I'm currently Playing FIFA07 in you want to know. 

Though I'm not in love with Adventure games, I am also not against it

well, I would want to digress a little bit
Can u marry a girl that has been circumcised

Please guys

does anybody have an Idea of a universal Database Management System platform i.e a platform that will encompass other DBMSs I know Oracle does something like this but I'm not so sure {this certainly is not my field}
I just need a 'platfofm' by which all other DBMSs (e.g DB2, MS Access, SQL Server etc) can run

@ Banderas
well, this is a pet project of mine, seen voice recording softwares such as Sonic Foundry's Acid Pro and Sound Forge and was impressed at the way they function, I was like; "Why can't I be able to do something like this?"

I would prefer that it runs on a Windows OS and of course, have provision for a compartible input device (microphone, MIDI{optional})

OH MY GOLT
I mean Oh my God!!!
dem don die o
How can, I mean how,
(can't even fathom it)
makes me vomit
YUKK!!!

Nice Joke
But the pharmacist shouldn't take any offence, afterall
It's one of the dangers of the profession

U no serious
Me I c so many dirty things o
like ripe Oranges, bread of life,
na wu u b self? u must have a dirty mind

Abeg where are d Nairaland programmers?
Make una hel-ep me with this o!
a source code in VB/VB.net or Java will do

Ur papa head like Papa Ajasco

Seen the expressions videos? what were you expecting? well, as an ardent fan of the group, I was very disappointed when I first saw the videos (Especially the Iya Bashira video). Is Styl + trying to say that of all the Bukas in Nigeria, the could not get a proper one instead, they settled for a Studio Buka The most anticipated of their videos (Imagine that ) also failed to live to its expectation {I mean, I was expecting something very emotional and not some guy dancing at a party because he broke up with a girl he loved} what happened to the concepts used in their former videos {e.g call my name, Olufunmi, Runaway?}
Please Guys, comment on these

Well, when I first gained admission into Bowen in sme years back, I tot that I was going 2 one paradise far away fron this world, two students in a room (max), self-contained, {wt all da effizzy such as Toilets, bath tubs etc} and the students? i was expecting to see 'cream' chicks, "fresh " guys et al bt the only thing I ddnt xpect (much 2 my dismay ) was girls in pants (I mean trousers) was quite disappointed when I saw guys not only stealin' but stealin' thnz as worthless as roll-on pefs (UPE3 III guys of 2004/05 r u in da house?), Laptops, (UPE III C block05), and even my dream of 'cream girls' was shatterd when a girl was chased for close to an hour before the MTN recharge cards on her could be recovered {JEEZ!}
As per acads, well I'll rate Bowen 75% (Naija standard o! ) bt if u r plannin' 2 cme 2 Bowen, wel; the choice is always urs; come in silently and keep ur mouth shut or smthing as little as a harmless scream might procure some beefs from the overzealous glorified Olodes called potters earnestly seeking promotion.

As for socials, men, Bowen tap small o! D-Banj , Jimmy J, Sound City et al wey cme last year no be beans o! Infinity wey cme ds year too no be yams and when we came in, if u were lookn 4 d most recent fones, then Bowen na d place 2 b

RULES
(mmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnn)Them plenty in fact dem boku but they are quite eazy to obey (heared u say for where?) well as long as you obey the 11th commandment then no palaver
I will soon be tru sha have s few more months to go

@codewrita
u no serious o! so u sabi talk like ds and u go dey pretend 4 class lke person wey no fit yearn, Oo serious

@every1
BE DA BEST
and in case you were wondering, the 11th commandment simply goes thus; "Thou shalt not get caught"

Please guys, I intend to write a voice recording software that can store voice data in any format (such as .mp3, .wav, .wma etc) does anyone have any useful info?

Thumbs up for ego!
Standing ovation forThe great man himself Lagbaja na u biko jare
:DEgo abeg just be 'never far away' from Lagbaja