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RomanceRe: Five Types Of Women Most Likely To Cheat On You by HURUCHI(m): 5:36pm On Oct 12, 2013
really
RomanceRe: What The Hell Is Wrong Wit All These Kids And Their Virginity Fuss... by HURUCHI(m): 8:57am On Oct 12, 2013
Tayerulz: Stop being hypocritical! So only your sexual parts are the 'temples of your holy spirit'? What about your mouth that lies and speaks shiit, your hand that does shiit, you hears that ears bullshyte, your mind that imagines and wishes 'being pounded hard' etc? Don't manipulate the scriptures to suite whatever you have in mind by fulfilling one part of the bible and neglecting others. Be realistic with yourself, other virtues are better hyped than virginity. Most of these 'self acclaimed' virgins wished their cherries popped! Whats the point in keeping it when you always fantacize about se.x, you always rub your cl1t and practice other meaningless acts, yet, they'll come out and be forming 'my body is the temple of holy spirit'...isn't that hypocritical?? AFRICANS and hypocracy! #no insult bro#
hey direct your grievance to the poster not AFRICANS OK
RomanceRe: Short Tiny Girls!!! by HURUCHI(m): 8:49am On Oct 12, 2013
Santi19: Soo true, but fat girls are too emotional...
ummmmmmmmm
RomanceRe: Sins You Must Never Commit Against A woman... by HURUCHI(m): 8:45am On Oct 12, 2013
gistmelove: GOD.. AND THE HOLY BOOK!!! QURAN AND BIBLE
word
RomanceRe: First Date Tips: 5 Things A Guy Notices About You In 5 Minutes by HURUCHI(m): 8:35am On Oct 12, 2013
ayobase: These are my first observations:
-is she beautiful?
-is she frontyardly and backyardly endowed...those moderate curves on the hips are wink
-is she fluent and sociable
-what is her class
-the others follow after the MATICS!
tanx
Nairaland GeneralRe: What An Amazing, Heart-warming Story! by HURUCHI(m): 10:15am On Oct 05, 2013
PvtParts: In 1972, Joe Miller was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Tulsa Junior College.

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. ??The elephant seemed distressed, so Joe approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephant's foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Joe worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to Joe, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Joe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled.

Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Joe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

In 2002, thirty years later, Joe was walking through the Tulsa Zoo with his family. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Joe and his family were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Joe, lifted its front foot off the ground, and then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1972, Joe could not help wondering if this was the same elephant.

Joe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing, and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.

Joe slowly stretched his hand out to the elephant. The elephant trumpeted again, reached out with its trunk then wrapped its trunk around one of Joe's legs and slammed him against the railing killing him instantly.

So next time I hear one more b.s. inspirational story, I will remember Joe and the wrong elephant.
hmmmmmmmmmm
RomanceRe: Why Africans?? Why??!! by HURUCHI(m): 8:40am On Oct 05, 2013
go on
RomanceRe: Is There Anything Wrong Marrying A 28yrs Old Single Mother by HURUCHI(m): 8:35am On Oct 05, 2013
Baba419: abeg the pikin get down syndrome? undecided
elaborate
RomanceRe: All Women Want Is Satisfaction In Bed Not Love by HURUCHI(m): 8:34am On Oct 05, 2013
Nipules: If this is how every PhD holders talks then I will never become a PhD holder.
good for you
RomanceRe: She Told Me She Is Engaged But She Keeps Drawing My Attention by HURUCHI(m): 8:32am On Oct 05, 2013
drnoel: Its in ur mind
hahahahahahahah very funny
RomanceRe: My Wife To Be Says..............please Need Your Comment/advise...... by HURUCHI(m): 8:24am On Oct 05, 2013
fflamingo: I regard life on two aspect; I hold my marital and career life on the same threshold (so as regarding my studies fine just done with my national diploma age 19 with an upper credit); and considering best for me is to have who I could care and be cared for is my next agenda.......through I refuse to highlight that she mentioned that she told me it on probability issue with the said guy and I also NOTICED probably she saw lieing........becos I do not expect a ladies with her complete sense say YES immediately......

Pls am getting confused the more ........Help btw I appreciated those who took their time and megabyte in responding.........

Still expecting more
are u serious
RomanceRe: Is There Anything Wrong Marrying A 28yrs Old Single Mother by HURUCHI(m): 8:20am On Oct 05, 2013
louken: No
ummmmmmm
Jokes EtcRe: Truckpusher.... by HURUCHI(m): 8:16am On Oct 05, 2013
Swaggot00: cool
na wa oohhhhhhh
RomanceRe: Pls Guys Is There Anything Wrong With Washing Your Girlfriend's Undies? by HURUCHI(m): 8:12am On Oct 05, 2013
Booty4me: Here we go again huh
u can say that again
RomanceRe: My Wife To Be Says..............please Need Your Comment/advise...... by HURUCHI(m): 8:04am On Oct 05, 2013
[quote author=gree-die]you mean you want to snatch her from her boyfriend? not cool dude.
face ur studies biko[/quote]gbam

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