₦airaland Forum

IamPlato:
Ok MILF... Stop Calling Me Chewing Gum

.....A milf
will you apologise at once or ?

IamPlato:
Ok MILF... Stop Calling Me Chewing Gum

Ok handsome chingum

IamPlato:
There Is Something About You Married females divorced for d best.. SMH


Its The World Though

....Wat bothers you Honey? Talk to me now the spirits are awake n the mares are asleep!

jimyjames:
Bigcowhorn you and amatarasha should leave my baby alone

IamPlato:
what Da Fvck... This Shiit Just Got Real

......

...:R What got real Chingum?

IamPlato:
husbandsnatcha said she Was Your Milady...


It Makes Me Want To Meet Her Faster... And If I Perish I Perish (which Is Impossible)

.....She wont deny the fact

victorian:
I'm not married


When did you marry me off?

.....i thought u were married! my bad my bad ....

Amatarasha:
victorian u ar even fat self and i thought you said u just have bigboobs and ur hair needs like retouching!
Btw u ar more beautiful than funmisticqueen and biglitlelois put together!

.......she is married and has issues ok!

Bigcowhorn:
Leave Blueair to me babe. You can pay me later but not money. I'm sure you can think of something more pleasurable. Sex expert like you

.....tanks honeypie ,he is angry his aunty rape him at 5

BlueAir:
holding a moment talk with u is appalling and it won't happen much again but yh I caused ur well deserved ban and im happy the mods did the right thing to a deranged paedophile like u

.... Paedophile

Is it my fault ur aunt with hairy pussy fvcked you to sleep when u ar 5 ? Am i ur aunt?
thats it ... I will show you wat a thing Paedophiles are !

fraspree:
Who chingum boy? Oya come make i handle you, if i no nack you non-stop for one straight hour without cumming i go pay ur house rent for 2 years!

......Pay the houserent first and i'm all urs
LMAO

BlueAir:
how come this husbandsnatcha is only found in retarded cases

....Blueair now i remember you ,
You and khiaa caused my ban right?

jimyjames:
Hahaha my deepfeel account is on ban for 1 week

whats ur crime ,calling a girl a who.re?

fraspree:
Exactly, what is she even bragging about? U fuvk man to his death because him no chop then come dey brag about am? Mtscheewww

...Him no chop says who? U chingum boy

Bigcowhorn:
This is exactly why I am now avoiding friendly connections with you. Anything for trouble no excuse. You will pull everyone in even those trying to be your friends or simply ignoring you after a fight in the past.

I get it. Amatarasha mentioned you and you couldn't ignore such invocations the fairy you are, so you had to appear, but what is baffling is why you drag others in with time.

Look at Analqueenluci, trying very hard to be nice to you. How about husbandsnatcha simply ignoring you even when she sees you derailing her thread and attacking a friend.

Personally, I have just been watching you seeing if you will use another pattern, trying to see if its just the situation annoying you but it's always the same.

Babe, the honest truth is you are trouble. You eat and breath it. You live for it. Without it you are incomplete, you don't feel well at all.


For any manner of friendship or relationship to exist one or both parties must be willing to forgive and forget... to say i am sorry or back down during misunderstandings. You are incapable of either. It's always best to leave you alone with your thing.



CC. jimyjames

.....my brother she wont change ...i no her type ,they dont pity you nor a dying person

dairykidd:
De mama u see that ur last sentence me i no know about am sha.. because i no dey find who go kill me oo na who go give me more life i need.. Ahh abi puss.y done become weapon of destruction? And i'm always drawn to igbo ladies naturally... Na to dey run far be that cos i do not have plans to die young especially not in active service

BTW why the signature.. So sad,so sad

.....dont mind my signature ,thats when i lost a friend and i forgot to change it ....
Igbo girls are darling in nature but dont ever threaten them with sex because they are always coordinated in life ,They will shock you to 6feet thats y dat guy died not lack of food ! But uyogirls are in competition with dem definitely ...

Oma307:
I have rejected that on several occasions, I no fit don die for woman matter. as I dey look u so, you go bad for bedmatic, I reserved my comments

.......jimyjames he rejected "oga at the top style humping you crave" what will you tell him!

victorian:
Jesu!

..... Shouting jisos ,some of us wont like dat reallife

dairykidd:
Hmm mama de mama... Tiv good i sabi them wella back in my Abuja years. They are nice and know how to pamper a man like a baby but u see those Uyo girls abeg no just go there ooo. They will reset and realign the waist, massage ur whole body & soul till u no go know wetin dey sup again. Anywhere i see Uyo girl i no dey hesitate oo since my first experience but at the same time i believe individuality plays a lot too like some girls are just good in that aspect irrespective of where they are from... but e be like Uyo na their culture be that cos i'm not d only one testifying to this

......dairykidd my dairykidd
Tanks for d enconuim fired @ me

Uyo girls dey try wella ,i know dem quite alright ...But sex has definitely different branches ,dairy angle i will not be the one to analyse that!
Uyo ladies killing a man is at 20% of all sex death to a man compared to igboladies 65% ,
...through killing we know which girl sabi

Bigcowhorn:
Our elders say when a dog wants to die it doe not smell shit anymore.

Just look how you missed your way completely, landing in husbandsnatcha's bedroom then start to shoot your useless mouth off!!! This babe wey dey fvck man and spirit since age 11

I wasn't sure of it before but I'm sure of it now....You want to die. Please DM me the date you want to sleep with her so i can add 1 day to get your burial date in order to come and eat TIV rice. Never eaten TIV rice before but i hear its sweet. I'm your mother's people will be at their cooking best on that day

......bigcowhorn u ar a confirmed and coded gentleman ...

TIV rice? Na stone full am o

pkang:
Heart problem killed that man coupled with the man doesn't eat.
Secondly, women that have slept with more than a thousand men is that one woman. Come on.
A single woman have swallowed Size 15, 18, 24, 36, 46, 126 etc how can you defeat such woman with size 18 5" long?
Which lady has not slept with more than 20 men and with different sizes.
In fact ladies now weighs a man. If you look dull they know you can't perform.
They need healthy men that will be hitting them Kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa
And them dey tire?
I cannot kill myself o.

Na so one small girl of 22 years wey find me come. I dey knack she dey cry say my rod too big I pity her say make I comot am. Na so she press my waist down make I continue. I continue she dey shout so tey my neighbor come dey knock for door thinking say na beat.

I cannot kill myself for any woman matter o. Las las na weak man them go call you.

.....i heard you ,y beating around the bush ...ladies pass you be say they pass you ,
The girl might be doing fasting when dis happened ,and the 22yr old has no oil in her pussy ,so dont flatter ur ass

Thats btw i can be greatly h0rny and still be doing my bizness peacefully dat same h0rnyness can reap u to shrewed or make you sleep with a 90yr ...thats power of a lady

jimyjames:
Hahaha you are not serious, if at all am to die f*cking husbandsnatcha we will die together holding each other tight, cause that f*ck spirit she has I have it too

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Get away from here randy chingum boy

jimyjames:
Amatarasha Biko call your uncle ilegendd to help you write a book about your life here on nairaland, this article is too long biko

......Deepfeel ? Ok u be deepfeel



,y did u choose dis gentleman's account?

Amatarasha:
Mama di mama of ladies forever ©

......Yes my dearest Amatarasha nwadiuto ....

Amatarasha:
Khia is soo ugly i heard from a source !
She is absolutely short to compliment the feat..

At least husbandsnatcha is with me now

....... Dont even be ridiculous amah d' dream lady

khia:
STFU Bytch.

.....who is this excuse for a living creature?

ericsmith:
As long as it doesnt involve washing of pants n bra ... no wahala

it will involve it .... Will you wash it for cash or kind?

AnalQueenluci:
.@ demon for ur mind ,You are the Queen of sex?
Looooooooolzzzzz

Hi ,how is the barack dear ..queen of sex

Skmoda360:
Punishment kee you there.....abeg comot here joor...who pussy help jawre na money sure pass after that pussy

....pretender ..smile

IamPlato:
husbandsnatcha can You See The Way She Is Laughing At You...


You Stand No Chance With A Lady Who Decided to Call Herself Analqueen

........I saw it ,She is bad so do i? But she was under me ,more like am her Milady of white Axxxl during our University days ,
...so have it in mind that Major luci is my daughter , And a Milady is always a Milady till her 6ft

AnalQueenluci:
.4 ur mind plato
Anyway she terrible no be small

....ironbum ,see as ur nyash strong
..i wonder whether u got oil in ur pussy ,you and that khi..a will hear from me .lol

jimyjames:
Lol it's hard for a healthy guy to just die during sex like that o cause if a man cums multiple times he might loose his erection, how will a lady ride a d*ck that's not standing erect

You feel so strong and confident talking about your sexual strength be careful you might fall into the hands of guys like me, I might use my d*ck to bust your to bladder and shake your kidney with hard thrusting

......Mr fvcker ask bigcowhorn about me! He knows me and my cross ,
....but one day we will jam and i will tie you on a bedcross and ..... Forget abeg