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Education / Re: I Scored More Than The Girl JAMB Is Presenting As Highest Scorer by Hypnotise: 5:14pm On Jul 08, 2023
Crystalom35:
This is my own jamb result. Please nobody should shout fake result o
This score is not the highest. My neighbour score pass this one

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Travel / Re: Subsidy: FCT To Develop Lanes As FRSC Wants Nigerians To Embrace Bicycles by Hypnotise: 9:47pm On Jun 04, 2023
Very smart idea. First world countries all have provisions for cyclists. Dem dey make use of am wella

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Romance / Re: A Tanzanian Woman Married To Three Husbands(pics) by Hypnotise: 1:01am On May 06, 2023
What’s the point? She can only be a mother to one husband’s kids at a time
Crime / Re: Hell Is Empty And All The Devils Are Here. See What They Did To Child (graphics) by Hypnotise: 8:44am On Apr 27, 2023
etrange:
A picture taken at moment in time from a certain angle doesn't tell the whole story. This is obviously a sculpture in the making. But then again, you guys only see what you want to see. Otherwise, you'd have known it's an art exhibition and the kids are taking turns to splash paints on the artwork. You see them lined up with different tools in thier hands. You see the buckets of paints there. But yeah, let's call out sinners.
This is gay agenda. No child below 18 should be exposed to this because it’s adult art. Pikin wey suppose dey paint colouring book dey paint wetin I no know

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Politics / Re: First Lady Aisha Buhari Closes Down Beauty Parlor In Kaduna by Hypnotise: 8:46am On Apr 26, 2023
Sylverbox:
Now is this good or bad? Maybe the person below me has an idea.

Sylverbox:
lol! Who we go ask now? because google sef no know.


It was bad because she focus on Nigeria tax payer money. Na so so travel to Dubai any small thing
Romance / Re: Traveling Out, Do I Sponsor Myself Or My Wife by Hypnotise: 8:59am On Apr 23, 2023
Never you make the mistake of training a woman to be ahead of you. She would start to disrespect you mercilessly once she starts earning more than you

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Romance / Re: Training Me Through School Doesn’t Mean I Will Marry You—lady Tells Partner (vid by Hypnotise: 8:57am On Apr 23, 2023
She can be sued for this. Negligence and failure to comply

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Romance / Re: Is Loyalty Prank A Good Way To Test Relationship? by Hypnotise: 12:09pm On Apr 22, 2023
Dshocker:


Truth is 75% will fail or fall for it....

True true, genuine true love is scarce and and these boils down on poverty...

Take UK for example, getting sex is very difficult, unless she loves you, because the girls are comfortable and can provide basic life necessity.

Unlike in Nigeria, a girl is ready to sleep with you, all to see money to eat, it is terrible.
It’s about the looks outside. You have to live up to their fantasy and check dating platforms. Na you go run.
Romance / Re: Don’t Kill Yourself Over Any Lady That Feels She’s Too Special,Here Is Why by Hypnotise: 9:32am On Apr 12, 2023
G00DHardDick:


You must be a simp for thinking money is the most powerful tool you have as a man. What happens when your money finishes? She'll dump your ass without thinking twice.

Young man, while money is important, Attention is the most powerful tool you have as a man, let her crave badly for it yet be extremely selfish with it. guide it very well
Attention is fickle. On an average, women get tons of attention from all social media platforms. If she doesn’t like him and he starves her of attention, it’s short one and he fades into oblivion. Now on the other hand, if an average guy she doesn’t like uses money to make her feel comfortable and have date like experiences together, she starts to get attached and develop feelings. Or would you tell me that a lady will prefer to have the attention of a suitor or sit in front of a Mercedes Benz

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Romance / Re: Don’t Kill Yourself Over Any Lady That Feels She’s Too Special,Here Is Why by Hypnotise: 7:14pm On Apr 11, 2023
G00DHardDick:
Dear men,

Attention Money is the most powerful tool you have as a man, use it wisely.
Op you’re correct but it depends tho because this modern women are doing plastic surgery and it seems a lot like the original
Romance / Re: Why Can't I Have A Date After Exchanging Numbers? by Hypnotise: 10:31am On Apr 06, 2023
Probably because you may seem boring to them, and you don’t tickle their fancy.

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Romance / Re: Rate my plan to get green card by Hypnotise: 10:06pm On Apr 05, 2023
pansophist:
Nice plan, but wait o, I have seen people with such plans here, and even if they succeed, their life will never remain the same, and probably for the worse. Oya grab a popcorn let go cool

So you land at JFK New York airport, and probably that night, you match one whale on Tinder, and a week later, you propose. She was so excited and said YES. She said YES grin

So fast forward three months later, you guys are officially married, and the dawn of your American dream begins. You are on a straight ride to your green card, congratulations.

But because you didn't love her, and only sees her as a means to an end, her presence disgust you. Just the imagination of her triple-layer potbelly rubbing your body during sex makes you vomit and wonder if the juice is worth the squeeze grin

She proudly puts you guys' pics all over her Facebook, and something just looks off. Everyone can see it, even you. But since you are the best she can get, she doesn't care. She is happy that she found love.

Her life to you was very real, which makes it easier for her to live. But your own life is filled with lies, that made every day an agony for you. For example, she wonders why you hate holding her hands in public or going out with her since you do go out always.

She wants a child, and to keep the lies going, you have a child with a woman you desperately do not want. The sight of the child alone makes you angry, as it represents a living testimony of your lies.

Also, you are aware that even when you break up with her, the child becomes a dagger in your underbelly where you will pay child support till he/she is 18, to a woman you despise.

She probably is not an idiot. She knew deep down that something is off, and that you are with her for papers. If she doesn't knows, she has families, friends, and of course, social media to tell her that grin

She has evidence from your behavior because the last time you kissed her was last year, and even during her birthday, refuse to perform sexually as the black African man that you are grin

You keep asking yourself, does this paper even worth it? The job you manage to get is a job that stresses your life, and the money goes to sustain a home you don't want.

And if the devil wants to punish you completely, a few months to when you will be free from her without your immigration status being affected, she serves you the sweetest karma, by breaking up with you.

Then you start afresh. grin grin cheesy

To swipe for a new whale. But now you are older, probably broke as the average American, and under heavy child support payment. You just realize that suffering comes in different ways.

You reminisce on your freedom back home, and how even though you were poor, you had your life together. And wish you never started this journey.

This might not be your fate, but it's the fate of so many men in the diaspora. I personally know a 36-year-old guy with three baby mamas, still undocumented. He thought he was smart and went on an impregnation spree.

But the girls ain´t idiots. They realise he needed them for paper and never gave it to him. And if he successfully becomes a legal resident, he will start paying child support to three children. He might not even see his salary, it will be deducted automatically.

Then you realize that the saying ¨No peace for the wicked is true¨. And wish you never started this mess.

You vividly described the past, present and possible future. I was so happy when she said she was not pregnant lol
Phones / Re: Since 7.30 PM Yesterday Till This Morning, My Phone Has Not on. (Iphone) by Hypnotise: 8:02am On Apr 04, 2023
henrygold100:
my phone is taking hours to on after it went dead due to low battery. We dont have light. Am charging with powerban
Get a new charger
Celebrities / Re: Portable In Court (pictures) by Hypnotise: 5:47pm On Apr 03, 2023
Na to drop song about the whole ordeal go follow
Romance / Re: Gay Man Chasing Me : My Experience by Hypnotise: 2:24pm On Apr 03, 2023
Being gay is insanity. Said it.

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Romance / Re: I Have Just Lost Everything To Betting by Hypnotise: 2:13pm On Apr 03, 2023
Lurdd:
I don't even know how to start explaining this..
I feel like I've been charmed before
And now my eyes are cleared.
Am depressed right now,
The money am saving for my house rent and other bills.. I've just lost it all this morning, just last night I was feeling bored and I logged into a betting site.. although I used to gamble a little before but I don't bet more than 200#, but I still can't just explain what I did to my self last night. So signed up betking last night..my budget was to play 500 game..till I didn't know what took me to virtual.. I first played #500 on Goal goal and under 2.5, but I lost it..then I went ahead to deposit 2k, I lost it also, I then deposited 5k and only won 700 and again lost it also.. I continued depositing and chasing my loses til I realized I've gambled away 215,000 just last night..
I can't bear this
At this critical time
I just feel like chocking myself to death
Smh. You are sport betting like a chronic gambler instead of investing like a shrewd businessman

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Family / Re: I Feel I'm Far Behind My Mate, Will Turned 27 In Months Time by Hypnotise: 5:54am On Mar 29, 2023
Go and learn how to barb hair
Romance / Re: My Muslim Girlfriend Wont Let Me Touch Her Cuz of Ramandan Fasting. by Hypnotise: 8:14am On Mar 27, 2023
Then you are the devil if you are tempting someone to sin during the holy month

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Romance / Re: There Is Only Pain And Regrets For Weak Men. My Experience by Hypnotise: 9:47am On Mar 25, 2023
SPAMBOX7:
I am not the type that got time to watch series but the few times I'm gonna be watching this particular series I will be updating y'all from time to time.


I'm still watching this reality show titled "Perfect Match" on Netflix and this rugged looking tattooed guy called Dom is just crying over a girl like a child. I don laugh tire.
If you judge people by their appearance especially a man you may be wrong most of the time.
One girl called him a baby in a big man's body 😂
Women are a million times more cold and brutal than any living creature. Like cut throat💀
Even if you don't have time try to watch from episode 3-5. There is so much to learn.


I'll keep updating y'all as It goes tho. For those of you who have enough time to sit and watch series this one is a good one for you. They are so many lessons to learn for both genders
You’re in for a surprise then. It’s not about playing games but about finding that genuine love and connection.
Health / Re: Help Me. I Am Diagnosed With H.I.V by Hypnotise: 11:23pm On Mar 22, 2023
depressedlad:
im smoking cigarette now
Smoke weed, learn barbing, create YouTube channel then do forex last. Forex is very profitable but dangerous
Family / Re: How To Be Always Happy In Life. by Hypnotise: 11:31pm On Mar 20, 2023
You need money to be happy simply because it solves like 80% of whatever problems.

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Travel / Re: Nigerian Man Expresses Displeasure After He Was Banned From A Gym In Uk(Video) by Hypnotise: 7:53am On Mar 16, 2023
pikechukwu6:
Chimpanzee don't go to gym my friend. cheesy cheesy respect your identity
Uncle ruckus
Travel / Re: JAPA: I Used To Enjoy A Comfortable Life Back Home - Man Laments In UK (video) by Hypnotise: 6:47am On Mar 14, 2023
No be about come back home for ins dey talk. Why not encourage your bro/sis to persevere or stay strong.
Sports / Re: Grand P Meets Ronaldinho In Conakry Guinea by Hypnotise: 9:29pm On Mar 13, 2023
Blake755:
God give me money make I ball small 🙏🏾
Amen oo. There’s a difference between living and existing
Politics / Re: God Is Against Tinubu’s Victory — Primate Ayodele, Reveals What Will Happen by Hypnotise: 3:02pm On Mar 03, 2023
Why do all of these men receive different visions from the same source?

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Romance / Re: 6 Reasons Men Should Not Cheat That Have Nothing To Do With Love. by Hypnotise: 6:44am On Feb 24, 2023
Men should not cheat but should give the impression that lots of women want him if not his wife will play games with him

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Celebrities / Re: Uche Ogbodo Cries Out As Husband Rejects Her Food Because ‘she Denied Him On Bed by Hypnotise: 12:06pm On Feb 23, 2023
News?

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Romance / Re: Why Does My Friend Hate Seeing Photos Of Me On Face by Hypnotise: 8:09am On Feb 23, 2023
mamagee3:
Like she burns with anger when I post a selfie…
Jealousy my dear. Just pour water on her so she doesn’t burn finish. She’s still your friend kinda

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Romance / Re: . by Hypnotise: 4:46am On Feb 23, 2023
Women really do like guys that mistreat them

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