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Romance › Re: Betting Is Worse Than Drugs And Patronizing Olosho. by Hypnotise: 10:24pm On Jan 17
Betting is just like fire, it can burn your hand or it can help you cook food. It also has potential to give you interest, meanwhile olosho dey take money away.
Romance › Re: Sometimes I Wish I Was Born A Woman by Hypnotise: 5:17am On Jan 17
If you’re not chosen, you’re not chosen, there’s nothing you can do about that… unless you change your pattern, aka approach, no chase am, reverse the case.
Politics › Re: Dangote Gasoline Surge To 200,000 BPD Ends Nigeria’s European Fuel Reliance by Hypnotise: 4:29am On Jan 17
In 2018, I told some people to wait, Dangote will build a refinery successfully and it would eventually go on to benefit the country’s economy. Then it sounded impossible, like I was talking in the rubbish, but now seee…world standard refinery wey dey produce 200,000 BPD per day.

Next prediction is AI
Celebrities › Re: Portable On His Way To Prison After Being Charged by Hypnotise: 9:37am On Jan 14
cr7lomo:
It's not glory.... its just stupid people uplifting a local tout..... if not for SM, he will be on the streets doing Agbero work
The uplifting of a specific local tout is a form of glory
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Army Forces African Recruits To Become Suicide Bombers (video)) by Hypnotise: 6:11pm On Jan 13
Some ass kissers think they are wise by trusting Russia, they are the same with other groups that don’t like blacks. None have good intentions for the black man.
Romance › Re: At The Age Of 34, Girls Still Prefer Me To Be Their Side Boy Friend. Please Help by Hypnotise: 5:51pm On Jan 13
Join lots of society like church, volunteering groups so you can meet many more women
Travel › Re: Lady Shows The Part Of America They Don’t Talk About, Nigerians React (Photos/Vi by Hypnotise: 7:01am On Jan 12
It’s because other cities are much more modern than the one in the video, so I guess she was in a disappointed shock.
Christianity Etc › Re: Believe God For A Breakthrough by Hypnotise: 5:47pm On Jan 11
I’ve experienced a break, but I need this breakthrough oh Lord, and I need it back to back
Health › Re: Sorry, We Don’t Have That Drug: A Common Pharmacy’s Mantra by Hypnotise: 6:45am On Jan 11
Maitunbi:
There is only one explanation to this:

We do not value "excellence" in this country.

Not in the medicine store. Not in the hospital. Not in school. Not in business places. Not in public offices. Not anywhere.

As far as Nigeria is concerned, we are so accustomed to doing our things 'anyhow'.

Until we begin to understand that customer is king. Until we start to render people-centric services. We have a very long way to go. And it's just sad.
This “Anyhow” ness has drastically reduced the quality of life, products and services. Outside, they don’t do things anyhow, do anyhow, see anyhow. I suspect asking for refund for a defective product wouldn’t work.
Travel › Re: Challenges Nigerians Face When Getting Official Documents While Living Abroad by Hypnotise: 6:34am On Jan 11
Operating Nigerian bank account. After a sudden upgrade of banking app, I couldn’t login to my bank account as my mobile number was reassigned to someone else, can you believe that? So I had to get the NR-BVN number.
Romance › Re: Women Are Making Men Angry And The Danger Is Coming Soon by Hypnotise: 9:34am On Jan 10
It’s the law of nature, survival is for the fittest.

Looking at the animal kingdom, the lion is the strongest. As the King of the Jungle, if the Lion wants a cup of water or wants to control a certain area, no other animal dares to stop him. No talks of diplomacy, cooperation, agreement, etc, except the Tiger, who could be argued to be stronger or bolder.

But then, here comes unity in strength (leverage), a group of tigers may chase a lion away easily, however, a group of dogs may not chase a lion away successfully.

In human dealings likewise, the person with the most money has the final say and authority, so his command is the strongest.

Trump being the stronger president captured another sitting president and the heavens did not fall. With regards to the female gender, the evidence is in the data.

Nations like mexico, pakistan, afghanistan, brazil have a gender based crime targeted towards females. Personally, I’m not pleased with this but in future, the strongest men may not be so nice to women as men of today.
Romance › Re: How One Puff Chnaged My Life. My Colos Story by Hypnotise: 3:25pm On Jan 09
When I was in colos, i did madt things. Na there I know say you champion for one lane no mean say you go champion for the next lane.
Romance › Re: jokes and humour to unwind by Hypnotise: 3:04pm On Jan 09
Digital influence jokes, good combo
Nairaland General › Re: Are These The 8 Most Hurtful Words Toward A Woman And A Man? by Hypnotise: 9:20am On Jan 07
Stingy man -> Selfish
They call you names if you don’t wanna give raba for frivolities
Romance › Re: This Is The Main Reason Women Keep Billing You. by Hypnotise: 5:38am On Jan 07
They keep billing different men to accumulate money, most times to buy frivolities.
Foreign Affairs › Re: 30-50 Million Barrels Of Venezuelan Oil Will Be Sold To Benefit USA - Trump by Hypnotise: 5:29am On Jan 07
franchasng:
Very honest, brave and simple President. Does not hide anything, he tells you as it is.


My kind of person. We don't hide our feelings to make anybody happy. So long as we are doing the right thing, anybody that wants to be unhappy is free to be.


Donald Trump is doing the right thing. Venezuelan people will enjoy and benefit more partnering with US and allowing US manage their resources for the time being until a credible government is established than leaving it in the hands of drug barons who partner with wicked Chinese.


Same way I wished US government will come and manage our resources and even security, Nigeria will become better than what it is today under soulless Nigerian politicians wrecking Nigeria and plundering our common resources without any visible progress for decades now.


Before you quote me, ask those that have worked with Chinese companies or employers how they were treated, and ask those that have worked with US company how they were treated.


Ever since China bought Adax Petroleum in Nigeria, go and check the welfare of the staffs. Compare it with US owned Chevron or Mobil oil staff welfare and then you will understand that Venezuelan crude oil is better in the hands of America than in the hands of Venezuelan drug cartels working with stingy/racist Chinese and racist Russians.


I speak as someone who has worked with US owned company outside the United States.



Thank you all for your attention to this matter
Gosh, you’re asking for colonialism all over again, but this time, the neo-colonialism. The caucasians are not our messiah or angels.
Business › Re: A Private Beach In Lagos That Charges N1m As Entry Fee?!! by Hypnotise: 5:23am On Jan 07
It’s quite pricey. Things in this country are quite outrageous and expensive, all in the name of packaging or private. It’s greed factor setting in or for the show off niche
Politics › Re: The Road That Leads Back Home: What Igbo Development Teaches Nigeria by Hypnotise: 3:40pm On Jan 05
“A young apprentice leaves his village early, often with little more than trust placed in a master”

Apprenticeship - Something like this system is practiced in German that’s why their economy is developed and has very low unemployment rate.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Maduro Heads To Court For Arraignment (photo) by Hypnotise: 3:34pm On Jan 05
This feels like one person bullying another person because he’s more powerful, but this time, it’s national bullying and humiliation.
As it is, US is no longer championing democracy but autocracy
Family › Re: How Dolphins Saved British Swimmer Rob Hoey And His Daughter From A Shark.... by Hypnotise: 3:31pm On Jan 04
It’s rough play to be swimming in shark infested water with a child
Politics › Re: Past Jobs Of World Leaders by Hypnotise: 2:58pm On Jan 04
That’s it! You could be anything you want to be if you’re crazy enough to believe it and precise enough to work towards it.
Politics › Re: Trump Has Caged You, Wants To Remove You From Office – Primate Ayodele Warns by Hypnotise: 2:50pm On Jan 04
A prophet that the opposite of the prophesy comes true
Romance › Re: There’s A Strange Trend In Nigeria Right Now by Hypnotise: 9:49pm On Jan 02
Lol at It was unbelievable, that’s how it’s done. E dey be like magic or film trick, but truth told, it’s everywhere, women these days prefer to sell body on onlyfans.
Crime › Re: Ipele, Owo Police Station In Ondo Burnt By Gunmen (Video, Pictures) by Hypnotise: 8:48am On Jan 02
Flangelo12:
We need to invest more in intelligence.

We need to be proactive in identifying and eliminating those terrorists.

Onwards and upwards, Nigeria.
It would have to come to a few groups of private individuals operating like the CIA personnels. This is to prevent upcoming attacks and initiate counterattacks together as a group.
Romance › Re: I Don Dey Tire O!! by Hypnotise: 8:00am On Jan 02
You will need to switch from Kdp format to squeeze page (systeme) then promote offers to the list
Food › Re: See The N21,000 Chicken I Bought And Slaughtered For New Year by Hypnotise: 1:10pm On Jan 01
How is this possible, last time I got it btw #1.5 - #2.5
Romance › Re: Should he continue with the introduction? by Hypnotise: 7:37pm On Dec 31, 2025
Savedday2:
Bros, no marry her and no breakup with her. Just continue to knack witches and wizard commot for her head.

At the end of the day, when you don tire for her kpekus, then ask her about the guy paint it as her fault and breakup with her.

Na the code I give my guy wey him take they enjoy Jane kpekus till 2day for the past 9month now. She just dey serve the kpekus for broking plate dey come give me guy stead.

If e get any s*x position or style wey you like to learn, use her learn them to perfection.
This plan sounds nice
Family › Re: Couple Banished In Anambra After Their Son Pushed 2 Siblings Into River by Hypnotise: 4:32am On Dec 31, 2025
Kobojunkie:
2. You conveniently forgot to mention that is against the will and freedoms of those being banished. undecided

2. You prevent reprisal attacks by making sure the authorities are aware of the possibility and ensuring anyone responsible for such acts will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law, not punish the potential victims of said attacks by telling them they can no longer live in the neighborhood. 🥱🥱🥱

3. It is also illegal . So what in the world is this conversation for? 🥱🥱
Apart from the incorrect information you diligently like to spew all over digital space, for 2 of 2, one ought to be aware, security conscious, and not naive. Both the perpetrator and family deserve instant banishment forever. The boy sef suppose dey receive better slap and knock as he leaves the village.
Education › Re: 81-Year-Old Father Of Vice-Chancellor Graduates From His Son's University by Hypnotise: 4:04am On Dec 31, 2025
papiSNEH:
Not saying archiving one's goal isn't good but sometimes when e don pass e, e simply don pass. shay na for 81 years him wan carry cert go find work undecided .... if you check you must find see a younger relative of his that needed this education more but Baba said no i must see the four corner.

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for those quoting me abeg apply common sense...for example my dream car is Ferrari or Lamborghini.. and i wasn't able to get it and drive it in my 30s,40,or even manageably 50, then in my 70s or 80s after retirement and pension I'm able to save and buy it abeg which waist i wan use dey bend enter drive Ferrari? money way i go stand next generation.. No be say the baba don dey go school since him 20s,30s,40s,or 50s way go make you think his aiming higher and acquiring more knowledge.. na for late 60s baba start, abi him no pay school fees ni? person way sleep go wan wound for class and some one get mind dey tell me say the VC go provide job for the relative... instead of to push younger ones to grow and impact others..
No be to find work, more like personal achievement or encouragement to others to never stop learning, because we learn everyday. Also try dey apply creative thinking to thoughts process instead of linear analysis.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Uganda: AFCON 2025 Today (3 - 1) On 30th December 2025 by Hypnotise: 7:26pm On Dec 30, 2025
Nigeria 3 vs Ivory Coast 1
Thanks eagles. You decided to soar today
Sports › Re: Coincidence Or Pattern? This AJ Thing No Be Ordinary by Hypnotise: 11:41pm On Dec 29, 2025
Banwo2200:
Dem call Nigeria third world
And for we go dey feel like we be somebody
Bro, don’t let white man whine you. It’s all part of their propaganda

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