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Romance / Re: Marrying. Ex Hook Up Ladies by Hypnotise: 11:50pm On Sep 13, 2022
If you willing marry hookup babe just be prepared for DNA test and high bp

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Romance / Re: Lady Shares Her Joy As She Gets Elevated From Cleaner To Madam Of The House(Vid) by Hypnotise: 11:41pm On Sep 13, 2022
Elevated from cleaner to madam by elevated prick without marriage or dating then doing tiktok to expose affair
Romance / Re: Newly Married Man Caught His Wife In Hotel Room With His Friend (Video) by Hypnotise: 3:49pm On Sep 13, 2022
This one is strong. Why this betrayal and disloyalty. That’s why it’s always good to look before you marry.

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Romance / Re: Guys Don't Overlook A Lady's Past As It Defines Her True Nature!!!! by Hypnotise: 9:42pm On Sep 12, 2022
Miravik900:
So b*tches out there will be telling them simps not to judge a woman's past as she might have turned a new leaf! Guyman that is where you fail once a hoe is always a hoe. Flee from any lady with more than 2 body counts
One of the many episodes in the season film
Foreign Affairs / Re: Why Do I Feel So Sad About The Queen's Death, I Dont Even Know Her by Hypnotise: 10:07pm On Sep 08, 2022
Michelle70:
I had this same feeling when MJ died, probably because i was looking forward to more of his songs.
But this Queens death, i was just suppose to read the news and type RIP.
Because she was a good role model and you connected to her person

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Eloswag's Mother Begs Nigerians To Vote For Him (Photos, Video) by Hypnotise: 8:51pm On Sep 07, 2022
Na him sugar mummy

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Romance / Re: Some Mistakes In Life Can Be Very Hurtful. by Hypnotise: 7:24pm On Sep 06, 2022
A hurtful mistake was being convinced to invest sixty k in a shitty coin instead of bitcoin seven years ago

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Told Me This. Does She Love Me? by Hypnotise: 8:35am On Sep 05, 2022
Messi1:
I thought your lover suppose to pray for your success.

Rosa came to cook for me as momma cooked beans and left without cooking something I will like, so we were discussing. I asked her to pray as my request for scholarship to cover my 30 percent deficit (i already have 70 percent scholarship from the school) is still pending. The pastor in charge of Taraba travelled to France so his suggestions and consent are needed to approve and process my schorlaship including room and board plus living expenses. She said "you shall not get it. Who will you leave me with?" I felt somehow. "How do you mean?" I asked smilingly, she replied that she cannot "suffer lonelyness..Victor you have to understand this". "Are you serious?" I frowned and she started to apologise.


Does this girl truly love me?
Just normal woman lamba don’t be deceived. She wants you to think as you’re thinking now

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Religion / Re: I Know Why You Want Sex by Hypnotise: 8:24am On Sep 05, 2022
It’s because of sex everyone is here so it is very important and you think about important things

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Crime / Re: Man Rapes Friend’s Wife Beside Her Husband In Lagos by Hypnotise: 8:37pm On Aug 30, 2022
When a porn director is a journalist

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Romance / Re: Nigerian-US Soldier Flies Down To Nigeria To Surprise His Fiancee On Birthday by Hypnotise: 7:58pm On Aug 27, 2022
MissionaryArchi:
Let me reiterate this:

A simp buys her ice cream while an alpha gives her high screams.

A simp trusts her while an alpha thrusts her

A simp wipes her tears while an alpha swipes her for her peers.

Understand life!
Stay toxic
Crime / Re: Popular Yahoo Boy Baddyoosha Arrested For Fraud By FBI by Hypnotise: 6:49pm On Aug 27, 2022
How can someone have yahoo boy money without doing yahoo?
Who knows the answer to this question?

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Education / Re: Curvy New Jersey Teacher Under Fire As Parents Call For Her Sack (Photos) by Hypnotise: 5:40am On Aug 26, 2022
Dressing provocatively is definitely harassment

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Romance / Re: As a university Graduate, I can't speak Good english. I'm depressed. by Hypnotise: 7:47pm On Aug 23, 2022
You need to watch plenty American films and watch international news too
Romance / Re: What is wrong with iPhone users? (pictures) by Hypnotise: 12:07pm On Aug 19, 2022
Using iPhone is not a big deal. It’s just a normal phone but better than android tho
Crime / Re: Muslim Woman Jailed For Using Bluetooth Under Hijab To Cheat In Exam by Hypnotise: 11:50pm On Aug 17, 2022
Moneyyman:
grin grin grin
My lord, my lord
I know say my client do am but you sef see how she fine.

Abeg give her two months only. She no go do am again


grin
Simp
So because she fine make she no face justice habi wetin?
Na this kind ridiculous comment dey indulge women to misbehave
Romance / Re: See Secret Lifestyle Of Top Boys On Campus (photo) by Hypnotise: 7:01am On Aug 14, 2022
Show the picture of the first publication
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: The Moment Groovy Turned Down Phyna's Sex Request (Photos, Video) by Hypnotise: 6:55am On Aug 14, 2022
Rosrozz:
Is it my eyes or what? because I’m not seeing anything attractive about the guy. What a man need is brains and success, if you are easily swept off your feet kos of goodlooks as a lady then get ready to be used and dumped by numerous men. Who man goodlooks help?
Woman get many things wey dey tickle their fancy and one’s person’s meat is another person’s poison

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Romance / Re: Expired Toto Is What Many Are Chasing After by Hypnotise: 6:51am On Aug 14, 2022
Average body count of a woman is at least 50

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Romance / Re: Any Lady Looking For A Discreet Fuckmate? by Hypnotise: 6:50am On Aug 14, 2022
You better lie say you rich join, if you are not, you can kuku buy indomie and egg
Celebrities / Re: Curvy South African Teacher And Social Media Personality LULU MENZIWA -photos by Hypnotise: 6:48am On Aug 14, 2022
Her market go sell
Romance / Re: I'm Crushing On This Woman(photo) by Hypnotise: 6:02am On Aug 14, 2022
Them go soon carry you go where you no know

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Celebrities / Re: 19-year-old Nigerian Man Shows Off His 71-year-old ‘sugar Daddy’ (video) by Hypnotise: 9:15pm On Aug 13, 2022
That’s his dad or are you not able to see the resemblance ?

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Health / Re: I Want To Build Muscle And Gain Weight, What Is The Fastest Way by Hypnotise: 9:41pm On Aug 12, 2022
Edipet:
spaghetti and Rice, which one has more calories??
It’s spaghetti
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Over 3000 Fans Sign Petition To Bring Back Beauty by Hypnotise: 10:49pm On Aug 10, 2022
People can be incredibly dumb beyond expectations sometimes 3000 people at that.

Because Beauty is female and has toto that’s why it’s this high majority are simps. A petition will never have been raised for a guy not to talk of getting 100 signatures.
Romance / Re: An Underage Girl Bruised My Ego by Hypnotise: 8:01pm On Aug 08, 2022
All these small small girls that can even rub their fathers age mate head and call him baby, how much more person wey senior am with some years

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Phones / Re: Bored! Share Your Homescreen. by Hypnotise: 6:29pm On Aug 08, 2022
Mine

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Health / Re: I Want To Build Muscle And Gain Weight, What Is The Fastest Way by Hypnotise: 6:36pm On Aug 03, 2022
Eat 3,000 calories or more
Spaghetti x 1 daily
Blend avocado, milk, peanut butter and banana to make a smoothie x 1 or 2ice daily
You’ll surely add weight

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