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Politics › Re: Behold The Tallest President In The World � With Dr (mrs) Ngozi Okonjo- Iweala by Hypnotise: 11:35pm On Dec 29, 2025
Chai, this man is very long
Celebrities › Re: Former Blogger Turned Influencer, Anda Damisa (lazy Writa) Drops Suicide Note by Hypnotise: 11:33pm On Dec 29, 2025
Why do some people think they alone are going through challenges? Mindset is everything.
Crime › Re: Man Returns From Abroad For Christmas, Allegedly Killed By Childhood Friend by Hypnotise: 11:17am On Dec 29, 2025
JooEeL:
Haha. Make u con hold gold-plated iphone 18 for hand, con carry 2 skin-tight kele, one for left, the other for right...

My guy, your own don done! cheesy
And na my plan be this ooo. How I wan take do am like this nau? With evil people and wicked agenda everywhere. Some of my friends don they show signs of jealousy and entitlement pattern.
Family › Re: My Nigerian Father Admitted He Has A Secret 9-Year-Old Son by Hypnotise: 10:25am On Dec 29, 2025
In this Europe, women have the power to do and undo. Once they make up their mind, no going back.
Celebrities › Re: Zainab Obanor, The Smart Lady Who Married 5 Powerful Men In Different Countries by Hypnotise: 10:08am On Dec 29, 2025
We4all:
This lady is a serial gold digger always looking for men to find her lifestyle. She used to flaunt one John Obayuwana, (who is supposedly a Nigerian billionaire) as her uncle; while hiding her real identity.

In her desperation to get another mugu on board her train, our dear Akume, a man with an unsound man has fallen into her trap. She will use him, and then dump him like she did with the rest.

And for those asking how she has managed to get all these men to marry her... it's called experience. She knows the game and knows how to play it.
Thank you for saying it as it is. She is a serial gold digger who leaches on to wealthy and powerful men. She has married 5 powerful men already, and remains 5 more powerful men to go. High class prostitution.
Phones › Re: Iphone Is For Poor People by Hypnotise: 9:58am On Dec 29, 2025
Longjontech:
iPhone is a phone you buy to look rich, while Samsung is a phone you buy when you're rich 🤗

People always ask why wealthy business men use Samsung (fold series) instead of iPhone, the same way they don't like buying Benz cars too

Rich people likes competition but hate competing with poor people, everybody can buy iPhone but not everyone can buy Samsung due to high cost of maintenance.

You can easily see someone that has iPhone 17promax but doesn't have 5k in his acct, but you can't say the same thing as a Samsung user (fold series)

Although na for only Africa we dey use phone to measure person worth 😏... it's crazy

Happy holidays season from longjon 🎄🎄🎉🎉
This your post reeks of low self-esteem. So if someone is using iPhone 16, to you that person is broke right? And do you know that in western countries, over 85 percent of the population uses iPhone as their primary mobile device
Crime › Re: Police Officer Does Stop & Search Wearing Only Boxers, Beats Up Driver by Hypnotise: 9:49am On Dec 29, 2025
NPF na cruise establishment. And it’s not like these guys do SEAL sort of training
Romance › Re: How Do I Get Her Back by Hypnotise: 9:48am On Dec 29, 2025
Things like this happen because of oneitis, only dating one lady at a time. You suppose to have multiple options or talking to multiple potential partners, like she clearly did. That way, you wouldn’t feel the loss so intensely
Romance › Re: Tolu Taiwo From Yintab Summer Lessons 2006, Looking For Ope Her First Boyfriend by Hypnotise: 2:29pm On Dec 28, 2025
Tolutaiwo14:
Limerick
That’s cool. My namesake who’s in a different location. I’m in the capital city.
Family › Re: How She Treats His Pet: Is This A Red Flag? by Hypnotise: 12:20pm On Dec 28, 2025
Yes, from maltreatment to full termination in some years to come
Crime › Re: Hoodlums Brandish Guns During Eyo Festival In Lagos (video & Pictures) by Hypnotise:
nifemi25:
Las Las this eyo will be scrapped
Go scrap am nau if e sure for you. Eyo festival is a cultural heritage.
Sports › Re: Super Eagles And Arsenal Coincidence by Hypnotise: 6:47am On Dec 28, 2025
That sounds like a straight win or over 1.5
Education › Re: Japanese H3 Rocket Launch Failure: Why Michibiki-5 Missed Orbit-video by Hypnotise: 10:09pm On Dec 27, 2025
They’ve learnt and won’t repeat the mistake again
Crime › Re: Why The Army Chief Met The Sultan Right After U.s.-backed Strikes by Hypnotise: 10:08pm On Dec 27, 2025
He went to report back to his superior
Romance › Re: My Experience Dating younger girls as a guy of 33yrs old by Hypnotise: 10:04pm On Dec 27, 2025
There are still some virgins 25 - 27yrs, only that they are few
Celebrities › Re: Nollywood Actress Allwell Ademola Dies At 43 by Hypnotise: 9:58pm On Dec 27, 2025
Saddened by this news. She was a talented actress ready to bring the script to life
Romance › Re: Tolu Taiwo From Yintab Summer Lessons 2006, Looking For Ope Her First Boyfriend by Hypnotise: 9:32am On Dec 27, 2025
Are you in Dublin, Cork or Limerick
Travel › Re: December Rush: Are You In Or Out? by Hypnotise: 10:18am On Dec 26, 2025
Christmas is better in Nigeria. Everywhere dey bubble, fun and active. Outside, on Christmas Day, everywhere is completely shutdown, no bus or anyone on the streets, and the extra holidays are even boring sef
Romance › Re: I Have No Direction In Life by Hypnotise: 7:06am On Dec 26, 2025
Just learn barbing.
Even if you are in Sahara desert, if you see any man, you can legally take his money just for cutting his hair.
Family › Re: Nigerian Lady Receives ₦2 Million Gift After Saying She Was Broke by Hypnotise: 6:57am On Dec 26, 2025
We4all:
Most of the commenters above me have already concluded that the donor is a man. Sorry to disappoint you, but the anonymous donor is a woman.
Women don’t usually make such big donations to other women. It’s the spirit of giving and all but it will indirectly encourage more pleading for alms and laziness.
Politics › Re: What Is Happening In Igbo Land?graphic Pictures by Hypnotise: 9:55pm On Dec 25, 2025
CharlotteFlair:
The pictures on the floor are yours only. That's what I see.
Now I’m certain you need your eyesight checked. They are not and can’t be mine, you wouldn’t want you or your family to have such fatal experience so be guided mister. Life is more humanity than apc but obviously you worship money to gradually deactivate your conscience
Business › Re: Shocking Thing I Saw When I Visited Shoprite Surulere Today by Hypnotise: 9:34pm On Dec 25, 2025
Nifemy4:
To my greatest shock , ShopRite has finally shut down operation in Nigeria . The once ever bubbling and lively suruelre mall , today , was like a ghost town ! Totally shut .
What do you mean shutdown? the one in adeniran ogunsanya? It was very vibrant years back.
Politics › Re: What Is Happening In Igbo Land?graphic Pictures by Hypnotise: 5:23pm On Dec 25, 2025
CharlotteFlair:
Fake news. Nobody needs your fake sympathy.
Are you blind? Can’t you see pictures of bodies on the floor? Nobody needs your useless explanation.
Travel › Re: Nigerian Man Shares Funny Experience He Had With Another Nigerian On A Plane by Hypnotise: 3:39pm On Dec 25, 2025
DiamondsAreFore:
There is something about us that permits bad behaviour. It is regardless of age or ethnicity, status of even religion. We are simply accepting of bad behaviour and willing to rationalize it for the most silly.
It’s a Nigerian society thingy
Christianity Etc › Re: Ghanaians Rush To Prophet Noah Ebo's Ark Before Christmas Flood Apocalypse(pics) by Hypnotise: 3:28pm On Dec 25, 2025
Jerryblaq:
Lemme correct something quickly
It is quite expected of the christian followers to honor and respect the prophet of your land, even the bible said "touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm"
I feel the accord that was attached to the name "prophet " is what is been selfishly manipulated for their own benefit.
Christian were indoctrinated to always follow the advice of a prophet because we were told to believe that they are the mouthpiece of God
Good point indeed. One has to watch out for wolves in sheep clothing then
Christianity Etc › Re: Ghanaians Rush To Prophet Noah Ebo's Ark Before Christmas Flood Apocalypse(pics) by Hypnotise: 1:49pm On Dec 25, 2025
People hardly think when it comes to unilateral decision and that’s why someone with a bit of above average intelligence can rise up to be a leader and galvanise a crowd for his intentions.
Romance › Re: Married Women Are Better Side Chicks.. True Or Fault?? by Hypnotise: 1:34pm On Dec 25, 2025
Omo, if I come back, e mean say I go too date many women or the other way around grin

95% of single womens can no longer be trusssted. Thanks for the heads up.
Romance › Re: My uncle Got 7 Mete After Working For 35 Years . Advise Him by Hypnotise: 1:12pm On Dec 25, 2025
BigYash:
My mom is fair in complexion,and she no dey stress my dad. It's not about marrying color,it's about marrying a woman who has sense jare
It’s not colour, it’s height. Try marrying short woman first
Romance › Re: A Yahoo Boy Brags That He Has Sex With Several Female Lawyers & Many Others More by Hypnotise: 1:10pm On Dec 25, 2025
dollyjoy:
Where is the yahoo guy? Link to his profile maybe? And did he post receipt or just words of mouth?
I like to see
You wan collect your share habi wetin. I have link to his profile btw
Travel › Re: Ghana Official Rejects ‘detty December’ Label, Pushes New Branding by Hypnotise: 12:27pm On Dec 25, 2025
sacajawea:
Correct and Sensible.
Like most Nigerian terms and slang, it's annoying and stupid to the Ears
You are too serious. This term alone appeals to a niched crowd and would contribute massively to tourism if security was in place, my german friends would have loved to come. Remove sentiments from facts. The current owner of the website is smarter.

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