Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,154,193 members, 7,822,023 topics. Date: Thursday, 09 May 2024 at 02:06 AM

IAmAmbrose's Posts

Nairaland Forum / IAmAmbrose's Profile / IAmAmbrose's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) ... (14) (15) (16) (17) (18) (19) (20) (21) (22) (of 22 pages)

Crime / Re: 36-Year-Old Man Arrested For Defiling 12-Year-Old House Help 5 Times (Photo) by IAmAmbrose(m): 10:15pm On Jan 28, 2018
evexx1:
Can he be castrated please?

no except u want to do it yhuself
Crime / Re: 36-Year-Old Man Arrested For Defiling 12-Year-Old House Help 5 Times (Photo) by IAmAmbrose(m): 10:15pm On Jan 28, 2018
cheeeoma:
what are they waiting for? cut off those little toys under his legs

na toy athink?? You they use am play well well be that o
Crime / Re: 36-Year-Old Man Arrested For Defiling 12-Year-Old House Help 5 Times (Photo) by IAmAmbrose(m): 10:12pm On Jan 28, 2018
5 times?? Where they counting it
Celebrities / Re: "Davido Is A Primitive Nigerian For Making Money Without A Degree" - Fb User by IAmAmbrose(m): 1:40pm On Jan 28, 2018
Mr. Okolo Is it yuh money... Or is it yuh drop out
Family / Re: Mum Ignored Her Crying Daughter Who Had A Live Scorpion In Her Shoes. See Why by IAmAmbrose(m): 1:39pm On Jan 26, 2018
I don watch the film
Celebrities / Re: Kim K’s Shares Hot & Sexy Photo Of Herself In Topless Crystal Panties by IAmAmbrose(m): 1:16pm On Jan 26, 2018
Atalia:

Are you not seeing the hot body?,
cc: lalasticlala mynd44
what did they use and boil it gas or faya wood
Family / Re: "I Am Tired Of Seeing My Husband's Hard Joystick Every Morning!" - Nigerian Lady by IAmAmbrose(m): 12:57pm On Jan 26, 2018
9jayes:
I NO DEY GET ELECTION IN THE MORNING

because you never campaign finish undecided

66 Likes 4 Shares

Romance / Re: You Must Have Close To 20 Million In Your Account Before You Date Me. by IAmAmbrose(m): 12:35pm On Jan 26, 2018
Girls with this kind of post are the ones that use pepper to prepare akamu for you..., smh
Literature / Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by IAmAmbrose(m): 8:44pm On Jan 25, 2018
This story is so interesting in fact TheBlessedMan coman collect this my popcorn that i forgot to eat
Romance / Re: 6 Reasons Why She Is Not Replying Your Messages by IAmAmbrose(m): 2:46pm On Jan 25, 2018
freshkpomo:
hahahah,sex dolls will be banned in Nigeria,trust me...just wait tell senate table the matter!!




egbon some of those senate go need wan sef
Romance / Re: Naval Officer's Fiancée Gives Doggy Pose In Pre-Wedding Photos by IAmAmbrose(m): 9:55am On Jan 24, 2018
Pubichairs:
congrats to them...I so much love Navy, 2moro now we go hear them use gun kill them selves

yuh head no correct
Crime / Re: Customs Officer Shoots 8-month Pregnant Woman In Ogun by IAmAmbrose(m): 6:28pm On Jan 18, 2018
Just negodu

Literature / Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by IAmAmbrose(m): 11:14am On Jan 17, 2018
Bros in Erigga tongue Gerrout you toomuch... I enjoyed every bit of it from page 1 - 152... Keep up the good work

GodblessTheblessedman... Evenntho he is already bless as the name said it
Health / Re: I Took Abortion Drug, But Didn't Bleed, Am I Still Pregnant? by IAmAmbrose(m): 10:55am On Jan 17, 2018
The baby haff use handkerchief to cover his mouth
Romance / Re: You Must Have Close To 20 Million In Your Account Before You Date Me. by IAmAmbrose(m): 10:18am On Jan 17, 2018
Lol even Nicki some mehn dreams don't charge outrageously like u.... Yuh type dat wee use pepper to do tea for me ... And cook beans that wee will see that stone David use to kill goliath inside... Aunty park well
Romance / Re: You Must Have Close To 20 Million In Your Account Before You Date Me. by IAmAmbrose(m): 10:14am On Jan 17, 2018
DrinkLimca:
so if you are not a runs girl, then what are you...?

a walks geh nah
Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by IAmAmbrose(m): 10:06am On Jan 17, 2018
When a Nigerian girl see how much u earn... They wee be like baby why are you using condom.. Don't you trust me again
Sports / Re: Iheanacho Makes History As Leicester Trashes Fleetwood(pics) by IAmAmbrose(m): 10:02am On Jan 17, 2018
BruncleZuma:
What is a Fleetwood?

a fleetwood is when i fleet wood with insecticide to kill some insect and make some flee

wisdom wee kill me one day
Literature / Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by IAmAmbrose(m): 8:59am On Jan 12, 2018
Bro you too much....

1 Like

Career / Re: Female Soldier Who Passed Through 'hell' To Become An Army Officer Shares Photos by IAmAmbrose(m): 8:54am On Jan 12, 2018
Am yet to see a recruit who passed through heaven
Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by IAmAmbrose(m): 8:00am On Jan 11, 2018
Was excited to go to my friend's wedding next week till i checked the tfare from Lagos - Enugu shocked shocked

I just remembered she offended me in jss2 sad

5 Likes 1 Share

Literature / Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by IAmAmbrose(m): 8:28am On Jan 10, 2018
gh0sts:
Talking about a state blessed in natural resources and I think of Plateau. This is me being unbiased. The state is beautiful. Not with man made structures, but in geography. I saw one of the most beautiful topography there. The flat grasslands that covers large areas. The majestic rocks that stand firm and proud. I'm no scientist, but I understood geography better looking at them. I remember how I try to locate the different types of rocks I was thought in secondary school geography (igneous, sedimentary, and metamorphic). I was imagined the minerals trapped in those rocks that are been ignored. I learnt from people around that the rocks grow. I always imagine the rock spitting out lava which cools off, thereby increasing it's size...I don't know sha. Whenever you stand close to these rocks, you'd here rushing water inside. This water is one of the cleanest and purest there is. These rocks are also breeding ground for so many animals. Especially snakes. In Langtang North, some serves as their shrines or places where they carry out different sacrifices. And from the rocks, there are some very beautiful fountains. The rocks are mostly cold, especially those very smooth ones. And sometimes houses are built on these rocks. These houses are always very cold. Pankshin the birth place of former head of state; general Yakubu Gowon is the coldest place on the Plateau. It is also the location for a federal college of education. As you move away from Pankshin, heading towards jos. It becomes hotter. From Pankshin to Mangu, Bokos, Barkin Landi and Jos. But all of these places are cold and will at least give you the Europe feel. From Pankshin heading towards Shendam. It also becomes hotter. From Pankshin to Kanke, Langtang North, Langtang south, Mikang, Quan pan, and Shendam. Now the only feel you'd get from these places is the Sahara feel.

Plateau state is blessed with food.They are the highest producers of Irish potatoes not just in Nigeria but in west Africa. There's an abundance of both sweet and Irish potatoes, tomatoes, beans, pepper, oranges, mangoes, guavas, yams, rice, groundnut, cassava, dates, tiger nuts, tangerine, sugar cane, bambara nut, soya beans, maize, wheat, millet, sorghum, guinea corn and even strawberries. Food is cheap there, especially in it's season. There are beautiful beds of wild flowers along the road during august and September. These flowers comes in different shades of red and yellow beautifying the roads and releasing sweet smell for travelers.

There's a lot of illegal mining activities going on in the state...I don't blame them though. With so many neglected minerals yet to be tapped. And a government that couldn't care less. Tin is the major mineral there. There's an abundance of sand. They have these little bridges as you travel from local government to local government with shallow streams of water flowing through. During the dry seasons these streams dry off, leaving lots of sand behind.
There are so many artificial lakes and dams at different places in the state. And I can promise you, on the Plateau, you don't need too much money to see nature in it's finest.

There's zoo and a wildlife park in Jos. Both comes with amazing variety of animals. From huge pythons ...for the Slytherin lovers to Elephants, Lions, Foxes, different types of primates(monkies, chimps, gorillas, baboons etc), Camels, Hyenas, Crocodiles, Tortoises, exotic birds etc. There's a polo club and a museum.
Just in case you are planning your next vacation spot. There's one in Nigeria.


I JUST STARTED EATING POP CORN HAFF BEEN BUYING SINCE

1 Like

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Meet MOUAU Girl Who Barbs Well At Dukes,all Customer Wants Her (see Photos) by IAmAmbrose(m): 10:00am On Jan 09, 2018
Elnino4ladies:
Make she come barb my balls


as u go commot the balls make she barb am..... See the school wey u no go they disturb u.... Smh
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Meet MOUAU Girl Who Barbs Well At Dukes,all Customer Wants Her (see Photos) by IAmAmbrose(m): 9:55am On Jan 09, 2018
goggleit:
Can u shave my armpit

do you want to kill her with the smell coming out from there... Please if it's play stop it
Romance / Re: Lady Slaps A Policeman For Touching Her Bum In Lagos by IAmAmbrose(m): 9:03am On Jan 09, 2018
lanocfoods:

Where is the lie in it? I know I've slapped a guy once for doing same to me. Its like a reflex, the rage will make you just do it!



sorry o but where is the ass that guys want to tap
Romance / Re: Lady Slaps A Policeman For Touching Her Bum In Lagos by IAmAmbrose(m): 9:01am On Jan 09, 2018
delugajackson:
I guess he didn't tap that ass right. Or maybe he wasn't handsome, or maybe the ass was too good to behold, which made him lose the gentleman in him.

But all the same, every good ass needs a little bit of smacking. I wonder if its just me or these Henessey shots i'm taking.


who is this wan again.... Henessey koh henessey ni... Don't go and sip de roc and come here and b lying
Sports / Re: Ex Ivorian Football Star Emmanuel Eboue Is Dead by IAmAmbrose(m): 10:46am On Jan 08, 2018
lumzybo:
I hope this ain't true. Cos he has just been offered a coaching job for U-21 by galatasaray.



maybe his spirit want to coach
Sports / Re: Somebody Pity Me, See Game Wey Cut My Money... by IAmAmbrose(m): 10:41am On Jan 08, 2018
waleylagboy:
see the bad luck Middlesbrough's that spoil my flexing mood just now.....

next week gonna be a bomb....

I base on draw..

am not gonna sell anytin..
its free, I repeat its free..

part of my service to humanity

notify me for pay after win if u are interested.....
so I can create a group to give it free, reward me after u win...
next week oh

but i av one draw tomorrow...

let's see if Tottenham is set for us...

08104999162 bro whatsapp me lets relate

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) ... (14) (15) (16) (17) (18) (19) (20) (21) (22) (of 22 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 33
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.