EXLOVER:
cheers

huraay

EXLOVER:
okay, you're funny

okay you are serious

seun0225:
Go ask your village headmaster

I just did and he said what you don't wanna hear

EXLOVER:
when will Russia bomb Nigeria please?

the day yuh sense wee complete

seun0225:
Every snake wey wan swallow my jamb result die by fire

who is this wan again?

KimberlyWest:



Yeah

Thumb up

KimberlyWest:


They exist, especially on nairaland. It's so easy to spot them. those guys shouting up and down that ladies have nothing to offer other than s*x, they are the virgins, believe me you, they don't even know what a lady's pant looks like.

speaking from experience ??

Bia Op did u disvirgin them.... Is ask i ask o

i thought u said u are a millionaire andwe still pay to enter yuh whatsapp group.... Isorryte

doyinisaac:
See as she be like uncompleted building...

na the cement i go buy 4 market

They are not carrier driven.... Please elaborate...... As in carrier of aids or what

ajibolabd:
FCT

Abuja!!!

Mistake i see...... I even mistakenly ate the food they kept 4 me to eat

Luxuryconsult:
i know.. Even if messi sign for any team in england today and his team is not well, you all will say he is been carried by iniesta. All those useless formation and combination mourinho been using all these while is not enough to ruin someones career. Did this same pogba not play good football at the start when he just came. I know you'd say he was carried by herrera also. But when you want a player to play good football, you put a great player that will ease them of pressure and burden you combining matic, lingard with pogba in the midfield, how was he suppose to even play well, he can't leave matic alone in the back hence coming back more to help him. He can't concentrate in the CM he was supposed to play oga. Maybe you don't know anything about football sha ooo. As good as ronaldo is in tapping in goals when he didn't see anyone to give him ball to tap in he shut down.

I was flowing with you until u messed up in yuh last line... U need flogging

OfemGeomorph:
Abeg make ManU no cut my ticket. I carry 1:1 draw 4 this game.
How 2.6m where I don see face 2face like this go come vanish like that. other of my games all don enter. ManU pleas petty my condition. otherwise na generational curse I go place on you.

generational curse to faya who?? Their fans

juwonloo:
open say this man u spend big money, still all this happens, we all know arsenal is heart breaker

open say ...... Wahyasay man

I can't believe this.... Is this not Leo am seeing here... Leo longest time nau.... U just forget everybody 4 village come city....

buhariguy:
Wow, the strange snake must be one the idiotic pigs of Biafra.

young man go and do yuh assignment... And stop fueling nonsense

Ii still prefer edge

KelvinCX:
30k is that one money?

no o is leather

Is not a new thing.... Last month someone sent 2million to my acct by mistake i returned it... Even last week someone sent 800, 000 to my acct i returned it also... I f u think am lying send me money and see iffa wee not return it

Bia OP how did you know she is a teacher

This story ain't real

Homeboiy:



9mobile agent

hehehee i laff in swahili

I am done dating broke girls says the boy that is still owing 9mobile 100 naira since January 22

BigBrother9ja:
No Na ya mama I dey talk about

chain smoker

oloriadejoke:
....no and why did u say so

i just got the feeling so i asked

oloriadejoke:
....lolzzzz na you talk am ooo if vandora ex caught you me I go denied you ooo

excuse do u always speak in past tense