If the government would ban women from using makeup, a lot of kids will not recognise their mothers

Krystaal:
If you want to talk to your babe and you have just 2naira on your phone.... Just call her and say this with an harsh voice
"So you think I would not find out abi?!"
Cut the call. Balance well.. Cross your legs and wait for her call. Don't thank me

......u no gbadun, I swear.

shervydman:

......u no gbadun, I swear.

lol.

Krystaal:
If the government would ban women from using makeup, a lot of kids will not recognise their mothers

Krystaal:
Pain is when you enter a taxi and greet, but the
passengers reply you, "sit down we are late"

It's true sometimes, especially if the passengers had waited for long in the garage for the bus to get filled up, and then the last person delaying the vehicle from moving just arrived and trying to waste time again, lol.

The passengers will just be like "E wo, e sha wole, e joko, e ja ka maa lo"

Shervydman no be so?

Naso one business man wey be carpenter wey na only coffin full him shop as market no de jst de think. Suddenly, john and him gf jst de stroll by, d babe as they de discuss jst see one fine gown like dat she come say "oh! I love dat blue design( one dress- 4 one nearby boutique)" naso this carpenter come respond "customer i get fine-fine blue designs. Your size even de sef"

Wow! Vivie01 u de here? What a coincident

Vizzy4u:
Naso one business man wey be carpenter wey na only coffin full him shop as market no de jst de think. Suddenly, john and him gf jst de stroll by, d babe as they de discuss jst see one fine gown like dat she come say "oh! I love dat blue design( one dress- 4 one nearby boutique)" naso this carpenter come respond "customer i get fine-fine blue designs. Your size even de sef"

LOL

Vizzy, you dey reach here too? I be oga Krystaal's 'customer' na

vivie01:


LOL

Vizzy, you dey reach here too? I be oga Krystaal 'customer' na

Issorite

Vizzy4u:

Issorite

Hope you enjoy your day.

vivie01:

LOL
Vizzy, you dey reach here too? I be oga Krystaal 'customer' na

Lol

Nollywood will not kill me oooo. How can they open casket and the corpse is sweating...

Just leave me alone, Am not feeling fine

If u see the way some Guys shake their dick after urinating eeehnnn.. No one will tell u that dey were bell ringers during their primary school

Having sex with deaf and dumb lady is so annoying..... You will be having sex with her instead of her to moan she will write it down for you after sex.

My friend uncle has been in coma for the past two days after realising the house he had been paying rent for the past ten years was owned by his wife.

Since the day I mistakenly recharged #3000 airtime instead of #300, i no longer click on "Complete Transaction" without using toothpick to count the zeros.

Only guys that press breast a lot can differentiate between today's bread n yesterday's bread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0vrMhbesPk
https://youtu.be/D0vrMhbesPk

CrookBoy:
<b> I lost my appetite for food
.
Ever since she said
.
She hates bananas because of the seeds inside

CrookBoy:
<b> I lost my appetite for food
.
Ever since she said
.
She hates bananas because of the seeds inside

i dey com make i go call bros make we faint together

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQzjdCSlsTs

Krystaal:
Having sex with deaf and dumb lady is so annoying..... You will be having sex with her instead of her to moan she will write it down for you after sex.

Talking from experience?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUUGOnDyzuM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3EDobReFD8

Was excited to go to my friend's wedding next week till i checked the tfare from Lagos - Enugu

I just remembered she offended me in jss2

Last night i did something terrible
TO mosquitoes......... They will
never forget...... I opened the
windows and let them all inside
the house .....then i closed the
window and slept outside

Saw it somewhere o...can't stop laughing.

welcome to Nigeria Where a guy gets hit mistakenly by an Old Woman In the market And immediately Checks If Everything Is Intact Only few will understand

Do you know it only in Nigeria that nobody
want to see his neighbour prosper?
Once Nepa take light
they will peep from the window
and say na everybody

So because u Came to my house and saw Cobwebs everywhere You think I'm dirty.... Do you know if I am related to Spider Man ne??

9ja girls be like guy wasup can i have some few naira note from u? B4 u answer dey start searching ur pocket n u b like hey hey stop when did u become a police officer? Lol

When a Nigerian girl see how much u earn... They wee be like baby why are you using condom.. Don't you trust me again

Krystaal:
Dear Ladies
That moment when you are Sneezing,while you are on Periods,and feel like you have gave birth to Jelly Fish!!
Have you noticed that??

Lmao yeah!!

Peter and the coffin seller Peter: Oga how fa na. Coffin seller: your boy dey oo. Peter: how Business na? Coffin seller: na una hand Business dey o. Peter: God punish you.