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MadCow1: Being this Stupiid should be classified as a rare talent or a special ability.

You actually feel the President of a Nation can't get Beyonce and Co to appear for a show..

And I thought I was supposed to be the mad cow..

donroxy: But your BF knows you aint even close to being a virgin !!
You as wide as Pacific Ocean that can swallow all submarines !!

Sarimah: She has changed a lot...

somcherry: She spams every thread with her pin.


But dats none of my biz

FNNEWS: Speculations concerning the sudden divorce between Amber Rose and the father of her son, Wiz Khalifa who called it quit just after a year of tying the nuptial knot.

Rumors started surfacing claiming Amber had a thing for Nick Cannon which was probably why she wanted a divorce. Other rumors in favor of the other party in the marriage claim that Wiz Khalifa cheated.

FNN as gone to extreme lengths, yes extreme. Our reporter had to take high quality weed with Wiz to get the true reason behind their divorce in spite of Amber Rose’s tweets.

We were finally able to garner the real answer to the question which pondered the minds of many.

Wiz revealed to our very stoned reporter that the reason he left Amber was because her nudes were about to be released. Yes this might come as shock to many that have previously seen Amber nude. But Wiz is a very sensitive guy and he revealed that he coudnt handle it or live with the stigma of having his wife’s nudes released.

According to him,
“Even though she sent those nudes to me, or maybe Kanye, because I didn’t get the last one. I told her to delete that shii. She refused, and now it has cost us marriage. I’m done with the bae.”..and wiz us the ok to share with our readers his Ex wife nudes..see below

http:///2014/09/amber-rose-nudes-ended-marriage-wiz-khalifa-see-pic/

oliverscurd419: Watching Football with our wives can be very annoying, frustrating and stressful.

The example below is typical (I pity the guy no b small):

Wife: Dipo, who's that guy. Is that Chris Brown?

Husband: Chris bawo, no na. that's Theo Walcott!!!

Wife: Hey! Oh he looks like Chris ni....What's that yellow card for?

Husband: Its a warning to a player; and red means the player must stop playing and leave the pitch.
Wife: Ohhh! It's something similar to a traffic light: Yellow - warning, Red - Stop.

Husband: Yeah yeah sure.. You are right.!!

Wife: What about the green card?

Husband: Ohhh! there's nothing like that in football.

Wife: Which teams are these?

Husband: Which kind wahala be this na!! God! It's Arsenal and Chelsea. What again!

Wife: Ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal putting on?

Husband: No be red jersey be that?

Wife: Ok..which team is putting on blue?

Husband: (upset)...Omg, Haba, Wetin na. Don't you know its Chelsea?

Wife: Enhe? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the world cup.

Husband: (depressed, and nod his head in pity) ohk, me too.....

Wife: Take am easy na! Please who's that old man?

Husband: Hmmm... that's Arsenal's coach, Arsene Wenger

Wife:Oooh Ok..... I understand now. Sooo that means the other coach is Chelsea Wenger?

Husband: Wo, arabirin free me jare!! (Changes Super Sport Channel to African Magic).

Bootybuttchic: chisos!!! ...wats dat...nicki has sufferd

Bootybuttchic: LMFAOOOO.....hope u know when u dream too much it becomes a nightmare....pls stop it

Bootybuttchic: lol....not on dis earth

Arva: Mynd44, pasqal09 and the both of you call yourselves moderators and super mods why should you use the 'N' word on the op ?

vizkiz: i thought you mentioned something about being friendly

Bootybuttchic: thanks niyagah

Bootybuttchic: yvonne okoro takes it all....shrs so hot,and theres something about her facial expression. .......#no homo ....princess charming

Shaakasi:
D posters above me tho

zicoraads: She's a Super Falcons striker