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Celebrities › Re: Wizkid’s Bodyguard, Roy Emmanuel Attacked, Injured For Defending Him (Graphics) by IamD18:
If you know how good and happy people will keep living their life after your death, you won't over-stress yourself to impress others.

If Davido could still be collecting doggy-style from Chioma and enjoying his life after Tagbo's death, then he's a nobody to stop Wizkid from fvcking Tiwa if he dies while fighting for him.

Celebrities › Re: BBN Tobi Bakre Arrested And Detained At Dubai Airport - Photo/video by IamD18: 2:54pm On Nov 18, 2018
I wonder the kind of dancing moves he made that made them arrest him thinking he's an epileptic patient.

He think Dubai is Nigeria where you'll see a grown man publicly rehearsing epilepsy in the name of dancing.

They should sanction him for attempting to scare innocent citizens with his dancing steps.

Romance › Re: Five Hidden Reasons Ladies Don't Have Sex With You. by IamD18: 1:43pm On Nov 18, 2018
MariaLavina:
Good to know.
Smh.... grin
Romance › Re: Five Hidden Reasons Ladies Don't Have Sex With You. by IamD18: 1:40pm On Nov 18, 2018
MariaLavina:
1 You are a half minute man

2 You have a tiny phallus

3 You have smelly sperm

4 Your balls stinks

5 You are selfish

6 You are boring

7 Your armpits smells

8 You can swallow a being up while kissing

9 You smooch like you are eating a dry orange

10 Your sweat stinks than a carcass



Should I continue? grin
I laugh whenever I see your comments because I know the person behind this moniker very well.

Keep trying.
Nairaland General › Re: Prayers Cause Fight Between Two Snakes In Anambra State by IamD18: 12:14pm On Nov 18, 2018
Snakes fighting themselves?

Lalasticlala their boss and mentor will not like this.

Celebrities › Re: Social Media I Won The Best Snap Chat In Nigeria, Bobrisky. See Fans Reactions by IamD18: 12:13pm On Nov 18, 2018
Oh God!

Not again today!!!!!

Sports › Re: Why I Don't Have A Tattoo - Ronaldo by IamD18: 12:11pm On Nov 18, 2018
Spanish La liga became so dull and boring immediately C Ronaldo left.
Celebrities › Re: Celebrities React As Runtown Buys Pet Lion by IamD18: 11:03am On Nov 18, 2018
Lion that cannot chase Lifeless Buhari back to Daura, is that one lion?

Crime › Re: We Sold Our Day-old Baby For N250, 000 To Pay Off Debts – Suspect by IamD18:
I thought women so much have real love for their new born baby that they can't afford to loose or sell the baby?
Crime › Re: Transgender Woman Who Abused Women In Jail, Sent To Male Prison by IamD18: 10:36am On Nov 18, 2018
The movie PRISON BREAK comes to my mind whenever i read about notorious prisoners.

The likes of T-Bag and Abruzzi will be a perfect match to stay with this notorious transgender.
Politics › Re: Army Kills Terrorists’ Spokesman by IamD18: 8:23am On Nov 18, 2018
Where are the proofs that he's dead? Abi he was technically killed.


Biko, tell us another lies.

Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Cries Out After Mistakenly Transferring N1m To An Uber Driver by IamD18: 9:41pm On Nov 17, 2018
The Uber driver is serving a living God.
Celebrities › Re: Davido Gets 60million Naira Watch As First Birthday Gift..photos by IamD18: 9:34pm On Nov 17, 2018
Watch that cannot tell you when Buhari is going to die, is that one watch?

Romance › Re: Help Me Solve This Romantic Maths by IamD18: 7:55pm On Nov 17, 2018
IamPlato:
...


IamD18 thank You For Turning My Funny Thread To Infinity War... undecided
grin grin grin

You still have a chance and option to end the brawl


Kindly ignore.
Crime › Re: Man brutalizes his wife for slamming the door. by IamD18:
It's very wrong and dangerous for a lady to be poor and arrogant at the same time.

For the sake of peace, why not put a stop to the act of banging the door at your husband since he has warned against that.

Tbh, I find it difficult to believe that a man will raise his hand on a loyal and respectful wife. No man will try such.

To construct a door of atleast 2.1m by 900mm with thickness of 1 5/8 inches is too costly to loose to a nagging wife.
Celebrities › Re: Ugly Girls Give The Best MouthAction-lorraine Lionheart by IamD18: 7:19pm On Nov 17, 2018
cheesy
Romance › Re: Help Me Solve This Romantic Maths by IamD18: 6:47pm On Nov 17, 2018
If Iamd18 has 100,000 and Lalas247 smiles at him, he'll be richer with a beautiful lady with UKWU caterpillar and his money intact because Lalas looks and doesn't reason like a gold digger.

As for the other lady you mentioned.

Please, be warned that I'm allergic to unintelligent slowpokes as I don't practice beastality.
Romance › Re: Don’t Get Married Until You Can Answer These 11 Question by IamD18: 6:35pm On Nov 17, 2018
As a man, don't get married until you are financially stable. You need to take good care of your wife and kids.


As a woman, don't get married if you are not a virgin.
Celebrities › Re: Christianity Does Not Dictate A Dress Code''—Daddy Freeze Slams Patience Ozokwor by IamD18:
SIMPLYkush:
shut up freeze and give respect to your elders
Free the sheeple and practise religion with sense Bruv.
Celebrities › Re: Cubana Chiefpriest & Pretty Mike Cooking For Kokun Foundation (Photo) by IamD18: 4:24pm On Nov 17, 2018
Where is the skills?

Holding turning stick and standing like someone who wants to poo now means skills?

E be like say una never see where man dey serious dey cook.

Celebrities › Re: Hushpuppi SentAway frm stage By Security Men In Dubai During Wizkid Performance by IamD18: 4:17pm On Nov 17, 2018
Good one from the security operatives.

The stage is for performing musicians, not a for okirika Gucci samples.
Celebrities › Re: Comedian Ali Baba Writes Open Letter To Buhari by IamD18: 4:09pm On Nov 17, 2018
[quote author= post=73057132] Piracy laws. Structure for enforcement of those laws. Film villages. Museums. Creative fora. Cinemas. Promotion of culture and tourism just like you promote crude oil…. then we will show you the money. [/quote]An average Nigerian will be selfish and worse than Buhari if given the chance to rule.

If entertainment sector is the only place he feels Buhari should invest in, then he's nothing but a selfish Nigerian who's only concerned about his/her field of work.
Celebrities › Re: Security Removes Hushpuppi From The Stage As Wizkid Performs by IamD18:
Good one from the security operatives.

The stage is for performing musicians, not a place for okirika Gucci samples.

Crime › Re: Exactly Today In 2004, I Became Victim Of An Acid Bath – Survivor Recounts by IamD18: 3:02pm On Nov 17, 2018
I hope the acid did not affect your hymen?

Celebrities › Re: Girls Threw Their G-strings At Kupe Boys In Lagos Last Night by IamD18: 12:45pm On Nov 17, 2018
Mariangeles:
Bros did I touch a nerve ?? grin
Simple question.

What's holding you from throwing your pant at them? Or you don't want the world to know that your pants are 70Naira canopy material torn dirty panties with blood stains on it?
Celebrities › Re: Girls Threw Their G-strings At Kupe Boys In Lagos Last Night by IamD18: 12:31pm On Nov 17, 2018
Mariangeles:
Naija guys wan die of jealousy grin
They've been spreading rumours that the kupe boys are not that cute since they came to Nigeria... grin

That they used filter and all...make una no worry, naija girls like them like that grin
Every time naija girls this, naija girls that...person no go hear word !

NEWS FLASH NAIJA GUYS: NAIJA GIRLS DON'T WANT Y'ALL NO MORE !!! grin
What's holding you from throwing your own g-string on them? Abi na canopy material pant you dey wear?

Romance › Re: Why Are Women Objectifying Themselves More And More? (Graphic Pics) by IamD18: 12:15pm On Nov 17, 2018
This is just like asking......."Why do kidnappers kidnap people?"

Don't be surprised when you see things like this because women are nothing but SEXUAL OBJECTS and BABY MACHINES.

Nothing more.


Just nothing more.
Celebrities › Re: Girls Throw G-strings At Kupe Boys In Lagos Last Night by IamD18:
It's normal for ladies to trip for stars on stage. I understand.

But trying to poison Kupe boys with the smell and odour of their pants is very wrong.
Celebrities › Re: Girls Threw Their G-strings At Kupe Boys In Lagos Last Night by IamD18:
It's normal for ladies to trip for stars on stage. I understand.

But trying to poison Kupe boys with the smell and odour of their pants is very wrong.
Romance › Re: "How I Was Friend-zoned Unintentionally" - Twitter User by IamD18: 8:37am On Nov 17, 2018
Damn BORING!

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