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Until you all learn that you owe nobody shiit to impress, life will continue to be harder.

Most people you are trying to impress with the celebrity bla bla bla, don't even have upto 2k in their account, but you all keep being pressured to belong as a celebrity just to impress.

Rubbish!

In all honest, the man did well.

And what happens next? He goes to jail, comes out and continue again.

If by this time, you don't know that jungle justice is the only befitting punishment for rapists and false rape accusers, then you are either a rapist or a false rape accuser.

I also explained that @PastorIzeIyamu understands the problems affecting Edo people because he lives among them. From Security,Social Welfare, to infrastructure, Pastor Ize-Iyamu has articulated all the issues & their solutions in the Simple Agenda.

Supporting a politician during election got a way of making you dumb with stoopid utterances.

Rituals dey learn work for where Nigerian politicians dey

Use hot water, salt and a little quantity of Ghana pepper.

Nothing can beat serving God.

No woman on earth is psychologically frustrated and mentally confused than a divorced woman.

All the man needs right now is the grace to get well soon.

Left for me, there are many ways to avenge and deal with this kind of violent woman psychologically that she'll forever live with the emotional trauma cheesy

Just like she paid touts to beat the husband up, you replicate the same by paying touts to do the needful

July 12th will make you 45 years and here you are, talking about posting Designers labels and holidays.

Smh! How about posting your husband and kids balling with you?

All the man needs right now is the grace to get well soon.

Left for me, there are many ways to avenge and deal with this kind of violent woman psychologically that she'll forever live with the emotional trauma

Just like she paid touts to beat the husband up, you replicate the same by paying touts to do the needful

Greatihex:
yes, they did.

That means all the reigning champions in other league are champions because other competitors are struggling.

[quote author=Dyt post=86794659][/quote]Next time, crop those Whatsap messages out to get the meme perfectly

Firstly; Love does not exist.

Men look for loyal, well-behave, supportive and women to marry, while women look for men that can take care of them and the family.

Your said homie[If not you] is still a student who shouldn't prioritize women, but his studies and other skills so as to succeed in life.While the lady in question is also a student struggling to survive.

She's expected to do what she did as an average Nigerian lady who wants a man that can support her, take care of her and her financial needs. Don't condemn her.

All your homie need to do as a guyman is to erase all invested emotions in her and keep fvcking her just for pleasure. He has lost her.

Again I say, Clout-Chasing, Personal financial gains and popularity sake are the reason most people are starting up some useless foundations.

You just have to hustle hard for things to be easy for you.

Tookool:
Women are all the same everywhere ..... they detest humble men. This xo guy is a noise maker. I can never take any guy that shows of wads of cash on a regular serious.

They claim on social media that they want equal rights with men in a relationship or marriage, but the realistical truth is that they love rude and aggressive men who they'll be afraid of.


They don't like gentlemen atall.

Clout-Chasing, Personal financial gains and popularity sake are the reason most people are starting up some useless foundations.

Especially male child, because male child from a woman is a concrete prove that the woman is not barren.

Be rest assured as a woman that you can't be kicked out by your husband because of child issues if you have a male child, reason you lots should be careful in hospital when it has to do with a male child.

In a country where the leaders are sponsoring criminals, prayer and fasting cannot save the nation.

Munzy14:
Slight difference, no wonder I didn't notice.... lol

I enjoyed the onitsha slangs though, and business mindedness of guys who reside there.

Yea, they've got dope street slangs, same with Aba. lol

Yujin:
I assume you are 'Dyt'- one of the old nairaland members reincarnated.

I'm not Dyt, but a very old member of the forum.

Munzy14:
Interesting!

Wow, so awka dialect is different from that of onitsha and idemili smh... I never knew about this o.

Even during my study years in Awka I didn't notice the dialect thing o.

Yea, Onitsha is different from Awka.

E.g, I want to drink water.

Onitsha will say Achoro'm ila mmiri
Awka will say Achoro'm ińu mmiri

What are you saying?

Onitsha will say Kee ife ina ako?
Awka will say Kee ive ina ako?

And many more.

They should kill themselves, we don't care.

To defeat Bokoharam, you just need to eliminate one particular dullard in Aso Rock.

He reminds me of my grandpa's tolotolo.

What a neck!!