₦airaland Forum

Cutehector:
if a were to go first, den other cars comin frm A behind won't stop also for b to pass... So a has to stop first, den b goes, followed by c, so dat a will continue.. Remember, a b and c aren't d only cars on d road in reality

The most important thing here is that A has the right of way,no matter how many cars that are cued behind A, they (A) still go first since I want to believe there is no traffic warden/light to direct the traffic.

Cutehector:
B should go first, den c den a

Chai Bros u still need to go for some driving lessons. If one should go by your analogy, only God knows what will happen.

emaculate99:
while rehearsing this night, our oga at the top stroll over to join us with the rehearsal. startled! one of us was and she gave an alarm about it. running and startled, all of us were but its power of startling people was soon overcome by the powers of superior master. check out the picture of the startling thing... how long and big it was.

I have lost count on the number of times you used the word startled. It's a long snake though.

Mogidi:
@OP
I feel your pain, I hope you're able to find a dental surgeon to help sort out your problem.

You should also try to be industrious, bad breath won't stop you from achieving your goals, I mean it didn't stop Tinubu from achieving stupendous wealth did it?
Goodluck.

Oh Lord, in as much as i would not subscribe to ridiculing someone, this is soooo hilarious

This is what happens in Nigerian politics, everybody seem to be selfish........

I still believe what could solve this perennial traffic logjam in Lagos is massive railway system. No matter how sophisticated this traffic information system Gov Ambode is proposing, it will not yield result without a massive and efficient railway system. The roads we have in Lagos are not just enough PERIOD!!

LesbianBoy:
Just like dami and chris attoh, i think these couple are in lust not in love! He is probably marrying her because she is cute and has a big buttocks while she is marrying him because he has six packs

But you know she would have met many men with 6pack in her life time.

The composition of PMB's cabinet would be interesting to see.....I just hope this pictures of him travelling here and there is about consultations.

Slimzjoe:
So what does she want us to do?? Approach her?

Maybe she get Body Odour sef

Chaiiiii wicked

Tinubu always find his way around issues.....time will tell..

Btw is momodu the media aide to Saraki cos Saraki self no dey bothered like momodu o

Ujupsy:
fayose does not think he is better than an ordinary man on the street that is why he is celebrated and if I find myself there I join in the celebration

I am not saying anyone should not celebrate victory....I am just concerned in the way and manner it's been done here in naija.

I wonder why people are celebrating rascality..... it can only happen in Nigeria. SMH

nairaman66:
Aso Villa all the way!!

Thank God it's Aso Villa... Abuja things

Vivly:
I wonder how you couldn't notice the butt pad during the dating period. Don't you kiss and press yansh?

Hilarious

Why do I get a feeling that this visit is about money laundering issues...PMB needs the help of powerful world leaders to fast track the release of these funds.

Mr. President looked like Inspector gadget in the first shot ....he should just come back quickly to get the work started.

These shots seem to me that the woman is performing this act under duress........I might be wrong though, it should be thoroughly investigated b4 we jump to conclusion.

BlackTechnology:
Tinubu your plan to control Nigeria through Buhari vie Osinbajo in order to steal the presidency and ND oil wealth has failed






Buhari



Prove us wrong that you are not

BABA ONE CHANCE

BABA HYPOCRITE

BABA MAGICIAN


Prove us wrong by probing


Tinubu OBJ Saraki Atiku Rochas Amaechi


Prove us wrong by probing the corrupt Federal Civil Service which is dominated by Tinubu's people


Sir

Tinubu's people voted you because they believe they can steal the oil wealth and presidency through you


They believe Tinubu through Osinbajo can control your government the way Idiagbon did


Sir

They do not believe in change because if they do, they would have voted you in 2007 and 2011


Remember that you are a descendant of Usman Dan Fodio

Remember that your ancestors never allowed the Oduduwas deceive them


WISE UP

Must it always resort to bigotry ...smh

komek:
@OP, no mind them. Me and u are same on that school of tot. Pple and follow follow.

That was how I bought one from a friend who wanted to get married at Ijebu ode. 10 days to the wedding he called me to give him back 2yrds out of the 6yrds I bought for 10k ,yet no refund. I travelled to Ijebu and lodged in a hotel. At the end of the whole thing I spent about 32k for a wedding that was not my own. Since then I promised never to try that shit again. Infact if wedding no dey close to my reach, I no dey attend sef. At the end of the day na wine opener them gv me as person wey buy asoebi.nonsense.

The 6yards part got me laughing, so you wanted to sow agbada abi.. .. .

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The painful thing about GEJ's presidency is that he is just shoving the whole corruption issue down d throat of Nigerians with impunity.

Sweetguy25:
Sanusi is an ìdiot

How and why

I don't understand what you mean by "caught". I thought it is a public event. Anyway, good for them

kilokeys:
lol

he is wise...

two front teeth off his mouth would have made him less charming.

he just saved his career

That is not true........uti just had to be matured about it. He made a mistake (uti) and he corrected it.

demmy0325:
..i jst wonder hw this man became president in the first place...

That is what they call grace of God bro....

My only exception in this list is fetus odumegwu and my reason is that he is always controversial and in romance with almost all government in power.

I think you should have saved yourself the stress by having a private wedding that consist of your wife and both families..... shikena

jorlons:
les filles peuvent etre stupide parfois

. You must be saying the girl is stup..id right?

Aprime:
Funny how someone who can't speak good english is automatically labelled an illiterate. Honestly amusing...

. @Aprime I tot I was the only 1 that reasoned same way because if illiteracy is judged by how fluent you are in communicating (English), then I wonder what we should then call some countries in the world that cannot even say a word of English. Now to the topic, the fact that you went to school and even graduated with First class degree but found short in the character department, I think that is illiteracy. So many other examples can be sighted but I rest my case for now.

This is not mockery if you think critically about the concept. Coca-cola is just trying to preach peace between both parties I think.

I think the op's list is based on those that make comments often on nairaland. There are some silent cute babes here on nairaland like www.nairaland.com/audreybrian

vivaciousvivi:
The word "Fat" is generally a word people do not use to describe as most now view it as a rude form of description.

. Yea vivi, really rude and derogatory.

Enoquin:
You dey talk hot? I will pick the gift out of the bin, delete his number immediately I remove the gift from the bin, look for someone to give or give it to school or church welfare department and move forward with my life. No time.
I don talk say I no wan born girl because this generation of young males, I don't know where they evolved from.

. Chaii why are women like this........if the guy had done this same thing all hell would have been let loose.