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Ladies relax it's my neighbors kid, your number one celebrity crush is still very single.

Just decided to hang out with him today since he's home.

Then I decided to make some jollof and chicken you know am a great cook don't you, then I got some drinks.

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Is that the average pen:s size? If so that means am very very big be that

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If to say I had enough money to push my song never lived it would have gotten a couple of nominations you can click link in my bio to listen and confirm it

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One of the reasons why I go to the gym but unfortunately the last time I pulled off my shirt on stage girls were throwing stone at me

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Even me with all the records have sold Dont think I can buy that

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One day I will be the Putin of Nigerian music

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People should learn humility from me and Davido

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See my fellow musician and I been dey follow bikeman drag ontop 50 naira

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Imagine this one coming to my show while performing

deedeemob:
Man keep going, I love ur tenacity and belief that u have the talent to hit stardom, self belief goes a long way as a factor that make successful people. U have a fan here, and the fan believes u can be bigger than what u r right now. But its not all uhuru cos that means u r living in dreamland, u need to work a lot on ur lyrics, and delivery and u can start up from there rediscovering some other parts of ur music making. Keep it up son!!! And back to the topic........Oshimen is a very good team player and bullish striker, he deserves It, gud job this season, he can only get better.

Thanks alot for the support

deedeemob:
Man keep going, I love ur tenacity and belief that u have the talent to hit stardom, self belief goes a long way as a factor that make successful people. U have a fan here, and the fan believes u can be bigger than what u r right now. But its not all uhuru cos that means u r living in dreamland, u need to work a lot on ur lyrics, and delivery and u can start up from there rediscovering some other parts of ur music making. Keep it up son!!! And back to the topic........Oshimen is a very good team player and bullish striker, he deserves It, gud job this season, he can only get better.

Thanks alot for the support I really appreciate it

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I should also be nigerias best u23 musician

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I don't just Know why I don't like showing off and I hate attention too

So sometimes ago, there is this friend of mine wey dey into real estate, hes fond of carrying different women up and down and lavishing on them. Anytime I see him i go just shake my head and pity him on how he's ruining himself and going broke, as a serious person wey I be.

Boom fast forward to last week o while I was arguing with bikeman over #50, someone just drove a brand new Benz pass me and he reversed, wind down looked at me, laughed and drove off, Na that my friend, person wey I talk say no dey serious, The kind shame wey catch me ehn.


The one wey go come dey painful pass just imagine say I come get girlfriend say me and the girlfriend na both of us dey condemn the guy, make the guy come drive that him Benz wind am down fiam make I see my babe inside, she go come dey point at me and tell my friend say see that useless boy, hes totally good for nothing, both of them go come look me shake their coconut head, kiss each other wind up, kick motor, if pothole dey the place Dem go splash water ontop my body lol

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Can't wait to enter the house and show the world what only Nairalanders have been enjoying!!!

So last couple of weeks, as I was thinking of leaving the country for a couple of years till I see the changes the new president will bring. I decided to go to lekki conservation center to relax that is how I met this UK based beautiful lady, I saw her sitting alone and I went to sit with her, I was even expecting her man to come and chase me from beside her only for me to open my bag and one useless monkey just jumped on me(if you have been to lekki conservation center you will know about those notorious monkeys) and ate my snacks(I brought the snacks because things are over priced at the place you know na as a real ijebu boy) that was how we started a conversation and then I discovered she came alone(maybe that's Gods plan) which is very rare because people usually come in group to the place.

That's how we got together and we were moving around and we had a nice time for like 2 to 3 hours and when it was time to leave to my surprise she refused to give me her number, I refuse to perturb her and I got her Instagram handle, I was ashamed to follow her because my account on Instagram was reported and deleted by Instagram so I had to open a new one, now I have an Instagram with 37 followers no one will be impressed with that lol. And again her Instagram was blank with no picture at all and no profile pics. I reluctantly followed her and she followed back.


So I waited for a week then I chatted her up and our conversation has been smooth.


So now my problem is how do I impress This girl? Shes a British citizen and you know what that mean, she can aid my JAPA movement.


I already made a beautiful song for her which I believe is making her fall in love right now although she has not replied since I sent her the song lol. Maybe she finds it horrible lol.

If you have dated a lady higher than your standards please how did you get her to like you?

Below is the video of the freestyle I sent no insult please.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx7aFeNRErw

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The good thing these days is They can easily call it a skit! Infact I fit drop one nonsense song and in order to avoid shame I can call it a skit lol

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Maybe he wants her to snap him

So there is this babe that was rude to me and I left her on read while I vowed never to talk to her again.


Fast forward to today her birthday, na so she upload one wicked picture where she wear those black tight and she intentionally showed her backside.


Damn that ass has gotten fatter I was awe struck omo na so I carry phone call am ooo am even thinking of taking her out from the money wey I no get chaiii.


I too like yansh walai, I pray say no be ontop yansh I go spend all money if I win big brother

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God when? I should be chilling with dababy but ordinary Ada baby i no see

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A girl was also served breakfast at my show too

Legend44:
Iamdbull if you enter bbn house you will get my vote, my family's,the street where I dey stay, primary, secondary school and uni group chat.

Opooor thank you very much

Enbrain21:
Maybe if you qualify, e go be the first time I go vote for any big brother participant. Good luck

Wow thanks alot

Ihatebuhariwith:
I don screenshot this text.. I go show you by October to receive my own giveaway...

Amen o

armadeo:
I'm one of those peeps who doesn't watch big brother.

But honestly for your hustling spirit and positive vibes I would even vote for you without watching.

Big ups man and all the best

Wow I really appreciate this thanks

ARTRICK:
I wish you well my brother

Thanks

SaintAlbert53:
Congratulations in advance. One Love ♥️

Amen ooo

NaturalKinzzy:
You got my support already @iamdbull

Thanks