Papykush:
I have been single for 1 year, 6months, 3weeks, 6days, 24hrs and 10minutes

To add to your list...

10. His Relationship Status is "Hidden"

11. You Can operate his phone without him freaking out

12. He prefer you coming to his apartment most of the time

13. He keeps you away from his friends, especially the handsome ones.

14. His right arm has more muscles than his left arm

Bumbae1:
Lolz that pic thoug
Nice one Op

Number 8 though 'wicked'!
Number 4 ... I mean wow!

Babzilla:


when did it become a crime for a guy not to have a girlfriend. So a man who doesnt have a gf should kill himself or what TF is he trying to say.? I have observed his thirsty ways and I can bet my left nut he has no gf

tosyne2much:
No mind me jawe

Babzilla:


when did it become a crime for a guy not to have a girlfriend. So a man who doesnt have a gf should kill himself or what TF is he trying to say.? I have observed his thirsty ways and I can bet my left nut he has no gf

Papykush:
I have been single for 1 year, 6months, 3weeks, 6days, 24hrs and 10minutes

To add to your list...

10. His Relationship Status is "Hidden"

11. You Can operate his phone without him freaking out

12. He prefer you coming to his apartment most of the time

13. He keeps you away from his friends, especially the handsome ones.

14. His right arm has more muscles than his left arm or his tissue paper is almost empty always

15. They have the photos of Jesus everywhere in their apartment

16. No traces of a woman's belongings in his apartment

17. Just one bucket and sponge in his bathroom

18. He likes watching cartoons. Especially SpongeBob

19. No traces of long, big combs in his drawers

20. If he have a diary in his bedroom

henrylowe:
You cant even hide the fact that you're pained by this thread

Bumbae1:

Why the left nut is that a lucky nut
Lol maybe his just giving a general observation.. wetin consign me his not bashing females so all good

Fabulocity:
You sure?

Papykush:
I have been single for 1 year, 6months, 3weeks, 6days, 24hrs and 10minutes

To add to your list...

10. His Relationship Status is "Hidden"

11. You Can operate his phone without him freaking out

12. He prefer you coming to his apartment most of the time

13. He keeps you away from his friends, especially the handsome ones.

14. His right arm has more muscles than his left arm or his tissue paper is almost empty always

15. They have the photos of Jesus everywhere in their apartment

16. No traces of a woman's belongings in his apartment

17. Just one bucket and sponge in his bathroom

18. He likes watching cartoons. Especially SpongeBob

19. No traces of long, big combs in his drawers

20. If he have a diary in his bedroom

Amarabae:
11) Some of them are gays!
12) They most times have inferiority complex.
13) Some of them are religious fanatics.
14) some of them love to insult women on social media.
15) They are mostly timid.

DeeTus:
Unfortunately, your English is still poor. You really need to improve it.

Papykush:

If not for the fact your brain is the size of an Earthworm's you would have detected those lists sound sarcastic which led to the way I contructed them.

DeeTus:
You have nothing spectacular to offer in life and need to go back to the classroom.

Papykush:


It will be a generational disaster if you pass this stupidity to your kids.

Jacksparr0w127:
www.google.com/you_sure_?

Papykush:


Mr British English.

If your father had enough English knowledge he shouldn't have died a poor bastard at age 50 abandoning you and your family in the slums.

Keep taunting...maybe your kids will show you how full of shìt you are

Papykush:


Mr British English.

If your father had enough English knowledge he shouldn't have died a poor bastard at age 50 abandoning you and your family in the slums.

Keep taunting...maybe your kids will show you how full of shìt you are

DeeTus:
You're indirectly talking about yourself. It's pitiful that you played away your time and there's no solution anymore.

I understand how you feel now.

Being the first person to be granted a visa in your entire lineage is freaking you out. I totally understand how fulfilled you are right now. Lmao...

FTBOY:
tut, tut, tut!!

none of this makes sense to me...

1. i've seen dirty boys who also have dirty girls as girlfriends...and they live dirtyLY ever after.

2. saving money is what any young guy with a good head on his should always discuss whether he has a girlfriend or not.

3. i've witnessed cases where a wife or a girlfriend would walk into a brothel to catch her man red-handed. men, naturally, are never sexually satisfied with just one woman, even the pastors.

4. it's a regular phrase the average nigerian guy says. even girls criticize us - and still fvck us.

5. masturbation is a bad habit like smoking and gambling. men use vaseline or soap, women shove different objects with the shape of penis. they just want to do it themselves and discharge Fluid with 'ah!'. even married people masturbate.

6. hmm...this one is strange.
the only people i know that try to discourage their friends from having girlfriends are fagg0ts and men of God.

7. hire girlfriend? this is so fucking strange too. i mean is there a website where one can find girls for hire?
if a girl agrees to go on a date with you and allows you to touch and kiss her, she has become your girlfriend!

8. stay indoors on valentine's day?
so, what if i'm broke and i decide to stay indoors to avoid spending; does that mean i don't have a girlfriend? na only girlfriends dem dey do valentine for? i always do mine for the motherless babies - there's one at ikosi, ketu.

9. most people watch porns. and, to be honest, girls love storing porn flicks in their phones more than guys. some guys store particular porns because they like the action, others do when they can't download them from the site...this has nothing to do with not having a girlfriend.

10. people who use those statuses you mentioned are small boys that are still passing through the stages of puberty.
they're h0rny and very curious but they're too shy and naive to approach a girl. updating their facebook/whatever status with captions like "being single rock," "grown mehn shiit", "no time for ladies", "i have 18 million naira in my account", etc are their way of passing the message that they're single and very lonely. even right here on nairaland, check the statuses of those boys fond of creating threads to bash the girls. it's one of the symptoms of a frustrated young virgin boy who wants to get laid so badly.

Papykush:


I understand how you feel now.

Being the first person to be granted a visa in your entire lineage is freaking you out. I totally understand how fulfilled you are right now. Lmao...

iamdurent:
Mehn. Tosyne dis has to be ur worst thread.

You are a better writer than this na!

Bumbae1:
Lolz that pic thoug
Nice one Op

Number 8 though 'wicked'!
Number 4 ... I mean wow!

tosyne2much:
Really? Hmmmmm!!!

Poo happens sha