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Gabaleve:
proofread before posting next time and eh....
you lack the wits

My brother I am still learning,just point out my errors trust me I will be more than happy to correct them, so I can improve,thanks.

Brother tosny2much's shoes am not worthy to untie...any ways am flattered

Guys we they try no be small. Trust me it is not easy to walk up to a girl and stop her,talk more when she is a total stranger

But some guys sha they rather die than approach that their crush and these are some excuses they make



1. When I make money na Nkechi go beg to date me

These set of guys sha! rather than admit that they are scared of approaching the girl; will start beefing the innocent girl " Oboy! Nkechi they do shakara for me cos say I know get money,if I hammer na she go beg me to look her face"


2. I am not yet ready for marriage

Not wanting to have anything to do with a girl before marriage is good oo. But some guys will cling to that excuse,even when they are itching to talk to sis Chinyere,but the moral no dey...so they come up with the I am not ready for marriage excuse

3.The ones that us their religion as an excuse

This set tire me I swear.
They are neither born again nor religious fanatics,they are the ones that love anything on skirt. Their only problem is they don't know how to approach the girl,so rather than "fall their hands" they start using their religion as an excuse

4. The ones that blame girls


This category,instead of admiting they are scared, and beg our bros them to teach them,they will start insulting girls,telling people how girls are gold diggers,hoes etc. Why in reality they have never approached them

5. The undecided Ones

I was in this category before I was delivered..lol..don't ask me by who

This set of people claim they want to study the girl before they make any move,hahahaha..that study will take forever untill another sharp guy will snatch the girl and they will start calling the girl names. She for they wait for you?

At this juncture I drop my pen. You can add yours

Iamemma

I rep Sokoto

Nice one op

Its cool. But no,not the best

Super Eagles go

FavoredGuy:
They don't look like they are the ones doing the work. Bricklayers just finished their work and they took those students there for demonstration. For how long wil this govt continue to deceive the people with their Pharasee's attitude? Well, God dey shaa... No mind them

My point is; That vocational training if introduced in our schools, will go a long way in curbing the alarming rate of unemployment in the country at the moment.

I am not after the politics, but the policies

Commendable! in this era of unemployment, if vocational training is adapted to our school curriculum then the future is bright

Choi! Punch line. This man needs to visit EFCC A.S.A.P

Hahahahaha

I just believe that together we can sponsor them. We don't need to invest billions to make Nigeria a better place.

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The aim is to teach entrepreneurial skills and to help young secondary school students to discover their talents as a panacea for self-sustainability so as to help curb the high level of unemployment in Nigeria by helping them to realize that they can be creators of jobs rather than seekers of job.

My God Nigerians are talented,I mean very talented and have the ability to compete anywhere in the world; at a point I was reduced to tears when a boy of seven began to rap,I must confess that am not a fan of rap music, but untill now that is the best rap I ever heard.

We can't let these talents waste, we can't afford another brain drain,when people that values them sees them,the time to act is now. I don't know if this is the right section to upload this,so pardon me.

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Keep representing Africa

Nice one

Creativity at it's peak. Lovely piece of poetry

SamuelAnyawu:
Even Americans attach themselves to thier birth /residing States when they are into discussion between themselves

Must America be the standard to base your arguement? Or are you trying to tell us that we Nigerians cannot be pace setters.

I must re-echo the fellows assertion "He is first a Nigerian"

This is so true, OP nice one

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What ever works for him, all we need is for him to deliver the dividends of democracy

NIGERIA CAN ONLY BE GREAT IF THE PEOPLE'S CONSTITUTION IS convoked and enacted
For once I feel are leaders are short of ideas

You try, oya clap for yourself

True

Cool

I respect Omkri's style of criticism

Nigeria can still bounce back only if the right policies are put in place, but am scared to say that our Economic team are acting confused

WHAT IS RECESSION?


Before,we can talk of recession we must first know what business cycle is

Business cycle refers to the fluctuations in economic activities, that is boom in one period and doom in the next I.e fluctuation in production,trade.
And there are five phases to a business cycle

1.The expansionary phase: Characterized by increase in GDP,employment and when the economy is in it peak


2.The peak phase: When the economy is in its climax or boom


3.Depressionary phase: Characterized by a persistent fall in employment, Output, fall in income etc.


4. Recessionary phase: This characterized by a complete fall in economic activities


5. Recovery phase: This is a healing period for the economy, characterized by a rise in employment,income,savings etc.



However, our emphasis here will be on RECESSION.


Recession is a global phenomenon, and globally it has occurred twice one is the great depression of 1929 and the 2008 global economic meltdown.

Recession is not a palatable experience as it gives rise to a fall in income, and when income depletes savings falls, which results in a fall in investment (Economically, savings should equal investment) But in recession savings will not equal investment.


In 1929 when the Great depression occurred the classical school of thought that held sway as at that time failed to revive the economy with their theory of the INVISIBLE HAND (Govt. Hands off) that is the economy is capable of regulating itself through the forces of demand and supply.


However, JOHN MAYNARD KEYNES of the Keynesian temple in 1932 came up with the theory of the VISIBLE HAND (Government should infere). This was a master stroke as the government interference in the economy by pumping money into the system revived the economy

SOLUTION TO NIGERIA'S RECESSION

Nigeria should adopt an EXPANSIONARY MONETARY POLICy

By expansionary monetary policy I mean that the government should inject a large amount of money into the economy, reduce tax to encourage investment, reduce interest rate for credit(Loan) and increase aggregate demand( Number of people willing to buy in the economy) so that income can rise and savings will also increase so as to equal investment which is the economic formular for a self-sustaining economy.
If this is done the contractionary phase of recession will be curbed.


Iamemma

Economist

Do they even listen to themselves? Is it today that we started eating rice? Why was it not expensive before?

I once loved Oshiomhole

I don't agree that Niger Delta's influence is overrated. However,I feel that the importance of the Lagos model of self-sustainability and human empowerment cannot be over-emphasized as it can serve as a panacea for National development.

They should continue blaming GEJ, after 4 years we will see who they will blame

What am I doing here,its for girls I guess. Nice tips by the way