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dtnadeyemi1993:
If your girl friend sleep with your lecturer just for you to graduate what will you do..
will you leave her?...
Can the memory be erase?

You've spent almost 22 hrs on Nairaland and yet you still create mumu threads, just imagine your topic doesn't go in line with your post...Receive sense in Jesus name.

FTC


I don book space o, no trespassing

FTC, Booked a space, coming back to comment.

FTC, Just that he's not my fan.

SmarisAjur:
I'm super fine!

That's wonderful. Can I get ur WhatsApp no?

yeyeboi:
Wicked

Lol wicked bawo? she pari no be small

She's but is like she pari for front head, oh you don't get me, I mean she's kind of bald @ front head.....

Sandydayziz:
Is that so? Her teeth and claws or idonbilivit

Seconded..

Snowangel4:
I will be waiting for update....tnx for d mention

You can just post the one you typed and thanks a lot for the mention.

shurlar50:
Whatever happens, sha no rape the girl because of 50naira noodles

scoffs, that's the last thing I will want to do in my life

Kobicove:
So you think you're entitled to lay a babe just because you gave her noodles?

You're so cheap!

You ought to be ashamed of yourself!

Well am not, so Bleep off!!!

antispexish anti mention me when you anti update the story, me I dey anti feel your write up.Jah bless

antispexish anti mention me when you anti update the story, me I dey anti feel you write up.Jah bless

RayRayZicc:
i schooled there...in port novo.. weneva i got bacc from class il just open door n see live gbenshing that their secondary schools wey de close by 6... dem don de fucc since 88&80 no dull

I also stay in port novo. Thanks for the hint bro, no dulling....

RayRayZicc:
guy d babe na benenoise or naija girl?
if na benenoise.....as she de enter your ous, just comot your dragon from the cage....i swear she go fucc you.....e sure maaaaaaaaaaaaad!

Boss that was what I heard, heard they liked sex....
Do you also school in Benin?

Softcurls:
Oh my gosh... looked at your profile and understood why they mean alot to you these noodles

You are sooo young... forget this girl and focus on your exams.

Good luck

I don't know why pple like you direct matters like this to exam, you gat to flex a little anyways Thanks.

Softcurls:
How much does it cost in naira? I'll do the conversion

#120 or #140 depends on seller

Softcurls:
Just give the damn girl the noodles

Such an unfair trade off... sex for noodles

You just said so coz noodles is a small thing in naija but its a special meal to them here....

Softcurls:
Just give the damn girl the noodles

Such an unfair trade off... sex for noodles

You just said so coz noodles is a small thing in naija but its a special meal for them here....

Love Machine:
If she come your crib.put the noodles for table and two spoons and start to smooch her while she dey eat your noodles.If she act funny collect your spoon back.No free lunch for this buhari regime.

Nah so o boss

Odunharry:
Oga give her the noodles if you want to.. If you will waste her time, just telk her not to bother herself

Na cos of Cmon noodles mk you wan dey show yourself

Nigga you won't understand

BoboYekini:
How about sex for nothing?
It's the principle of the thing. Females will string you along if you let em. Starts with noodles.
She will collect the noodles now and still do her shakara. I'd rather he eat it all himself.

Thanks bro, that's exactly my taught....

aaronson:
Quoting Mr IBU in a film where him and his friend were police mounting road block.

"If to say you no be my Oga, I for say you dey Craze"

But

Op, you somewhat silly, how can you be thinking this way. Is indomie now that luxurious to wanna use it as a bait to get laid?

queenfav:
Sexxx for ordinary golden penny Noddles,half carton for that matter..hahahahahaha
When if she had her own small money,promise of 100k wont even move her to come visit you!Nairaland ladies, don't say I didn't tell you o.For those who are serious,contact me to become a QUEENZHAIR distributor, before a man will straff you on top cold pure water and gala!This is an opportunity to control at least half a million naira of your own within 6 months!
https://www.nairaland.com/3473475/ladies-only-get-here-learn

aaronson:
Quoting Mr IBU in a film where him and his friend were police mounting road block.

"If to say you no be my Oga, I for say you dey Craze"

But

Op, you somewhat silly, how can you be thinking this way. Is indomie now that luxurious to wanna use it as a bait to get laid?

The way u guys viewed indomie in 9ja differs from the way beninnise viewed it here,indomie is just like a special meal to them coz is fucking expensive and scarce.They hardly eat it coz they are also obsessed with their traditional meal....

Lastking147:
boss man wahs up na

I just dey nigga. Thanks man

Love Machine:
If she come your crib.put the noodles for table and two spoons and start to smooch her while she dey eat your noodles.If she act funny collect your spoon back.No free lunch for this buhari regime.

Lmao...... funny you bro......

Lastking147:
Hunger been. Dey wori me haha
Imm sure Op has something in store for ta gyal

Not really bro,still counting on you guys advice

QueenSuccubus:




Damn that noodles! Juz give it away sha... Unless u mean a different kinda noodles


Oyaaa... Have a noodle party in ur place ooo.. Lastking147 & I make we come and join u two

Lol babe, he don dey turn crowd rising be that....

Lastking147:
QueenSuccubus come and see ur people oh

Lol baba I hail

Recession- Girl Coming To My Place For Noodles...Need Your Advice Guys...
I school in Benin Republic, rented an apartment not to far from my school, most of my time going to school am always seeing this prettie babe in uniform also going to her school and sometimes when am returning I see her to. I won't lie to you guys,since I saw her have always want to approach her and then the opportunity came when I went to get some ingredients I will use for my cooking. Saw her at a distance greeting a woman,I stood at the front of the shop I want to get my ingredients coz I know she will pass very soon,getting to my side I called her,greeted her
she responded well and we exchanged WhatsApp contact...
I msg her after two days,telling her I like her,want us to be in a relationship and blah blah....She will reply using some funny Smiley's and then send Thanks,this I did for days with same reply.OK may be she doesn't like me so I stopped chatting with her but one thing is that if I passed her house to get something's and she See's me,she's ready to stop me for a chat, seat me down,ask me something's about me which I honestly reply to. Am now wondering that online she act funny but when she sees me she acts cool. Now the main thing is emergency bought me to Nigeria days ago which I told her before I left,on my return I couldn't bring much things coz things are hard @ home. This babe saw me the next day and was like want did I bring for her ? I remembered I bought half pack of Golden Penny noodles which I told her I brought. I chat her up that night telling her how I feel about her and blah blah but yet she still gave me those funny replies so I was like this girl won't allow me into her life and I will still give her my noodles which I struggled to bring from naija to benin so I concluded in myself that I won't give her nor chat her up again.All of a sudden I saw her msg yesterday asking for her noodles which I replied her telling her to come to my apartment to get it......Now guys she's coming today for the noodles but hasn't agree to date me even if she agree I can't just give her the noodles like that coz she might take the noodles and forget me, am thinking of entering her if she comes.So guys have you find yourself in a situation like this?If yes how do you go about it? Were you able to enter her ? mature advice pls and am sorry for the long epistle.

pedrilo:
wetin concern u wit her life?

Jamb question

[quote author=Bigii post=51178931][/quote]like you don't have job....

ShitHead:
Tell your mama marry first.

ur name really befit you?