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Sai Trump

Hmmm Lawlahdey thank your star say I dey good mood coz my uncle deportation will soon be announce..... Sai Trump

OP We sabi your type,you dey fine sweet name wey you won use save your bae or boo's number...
In Don jazzy's voice) Op if you want a sweet name for your bae\boo cum and collect it

Pishure or idontbeliveit

( In Don jazzy's voice) Eehm egbon Alikiba, if you want the award? Come and collect it.

His hypocritic tears is non of my biz,( in olamide voice) Who e eep? And one thing that will hurt me is if this pple abandon the fallen heroes family...Walahi he go pain me.

DozieInc:
Sharp guy Sharp guy

Na so bro, zero dulling

O boy I don't know about you guys o but for me this AFRIMA is bull shit!!!... Is corrupt just like my nigga said above

O boy I don't know about you guys o but for me this AFRIMA is bull shit!!!... Is corrupt just like my nigga said above

Is this news? funniest thing be say he hit fb.... make I just dey look

Wetin concern me, my mavro dey boost

Click like if you will go or share if you won't

Coz of my parents, dem no won hear say you no go church.

judeefcc:
you go wait oooo lmao

your self inflicted headache......

If you believe he truly earns such big amount in a week click like and if you disagree don't hesitate to share. Make we dey look

Op seems ladies don't want to open up.
let's do it this way, click like if you prefer your bf masturbate or share if you prefer him cheat. .
let's see

bestspoke:
Toor

Meaning?

bestspoke:
So they say, "the fastest way to get a man to marry you, is to cook his best meal and serve it with a chilled bottle of coke" -okay, nobody said that, i just totally made that up.

But, if it was true; then Nneka would never get married.
Nneka, was my church crush - church, in the sense that we attended the same church and she was in the choir - so yeah,church crush!But you see, she wasn't like any other choir girl you know. Forget those "head-tie wearing, Ankle skirt" girls you're probably imagining.
Nneka had class, and ass too - not sure which was more, but both were in abundance. Her figure eight ( shape wasn't helping matters, not to talk of her clear American accent - Mehn! Angels had to be made this way.

So yeah, we eventually started dating after I broke forcefully out of the deep shackles of friend zone I was submerged in - middle finger village witches during the course of our dating, she kept complaining about the money I spent eating out and buying junk food. I never really had a problem with this cos' I barely had time to cook for myself, with my 9 - 8 job and all. - Yeah, 9am to 8pm! My boss was directly related to the devil himself.

Anyways, she offered to cook and insisted on spending the weekend. She was going to "spoil me silly" with different kinds of dishes I had never tasted. I knew right then, that I had found the one. No more cornflakes and indomie for one week - goodbye carbohydrates; Hello protein!!I fell deeper in love.

Saturday finally arrived, and I was treated to a huge plate of Egusi soup - Everybody's favourite.I'm not much of a Bible story kinda guy, but after first taste, I knew instantly that soup must have been inspired by the story of Lot and the Pillar of Salt. My Egusi soup was filled with the missing parts of the Pillar of Salt. I'm not joking, I might have as well, ordered a salt solution instead - heck! it felt like it.

But I let it slide, maybe she was just nervous cooking for me for the first time - Love, really is blind.By evening, we had Beans - or should I even call it that? Beans used to be my favourite food, until Nneka catwalked into my life. Now all I see when I think of Beans is horror and battlefields.
You think I'm lying? Okay, picture David and Goliath. Yep, remember those stones David picked before the fight? - yep! those ones.They were present in my dinner plate.

Actually, I think I had more stones than Beans for dinner - but then again Love prevailed, I let it slide.It was when I saw her washing raw rice into hot palm oil the next morning,she told me she wanted to prepare fried rice, I knew that I was finished."Blood of Donald Trump!! ", I shouted! But deep down, I was certain the end was finally here. At that moment, I knew my village witches had won the battle - they were probably twerking to a Gospel beat sef at that time.It's been two weeks since that weekend and I've not had the mind to return her calls or texts.

Please, how do you arrange your lips to tell somebody you're not doing again?Brother zone has never felt more perfect to me. I willingly zone myself.I give up abeg, I'm not doing again joor!

Dude me I dey feel you gon,
you too much
I hardly laugh to stuff like this but tonight you made my night

Eglobalma:
i dont know why every girl i have ever tried to be friends with end up asking me for money..the relationship ends with me being a bank. i am kinda stingy so i just block them off immidiately but why..is this normal? are there no normal girls out there anymore..thats why i snub girls alot these days i just see all of them as gold diggers

Obviously those girls ain't in love with you,
they're in love with your money...... Dated a girl that won't ask me for a penny even if I give her some she won't collect it,then I asked her why she never ask for money and even when I offer her some and she was like I can use the money for other things,I just love you,that was what she told me.So nigga their are still girls that doesn't ask for money and even if they ask just on rare occasion

Hmm Seun

Ailinshukay:
Guys my friend really needs your advice on this.His fiancee asked him these questions. She said "which one of this can will you do to me?
Cheat on me
Beat me
Lie to me
but really this guy has been getting down with one lady at the office she gives it to him hot.Then this question
please guys what will i tell him?
#Palmchat

Hmm nigga, just say you're the one not your friend.....

BeautyBaebee:
I don't know how to start buh lemme start anywhere sha.
Am 19 years old, a virgin. I started dating @ d age of 17. I left my first BF cos of sex issues.
I decided to stay single until am ready for sex buh I met anoda guy last year around August, he asked me out, i fell in love with him n we started dating. all through our relationship, we did every thing except sex. He doesn't complain actually lyk dat, he told me he loves me not becos of Sex, he can b patient with me till am ready.
So yesterday, I went to his place n after a while, he asked me "How long are we going to continue lyk this" (talking abt romance without sex). He told me all sort of things ranging from how much he loves me to how he might cheat on me n look elsewhere if I continue treating him lyk dis since "he sef b human being". I actually broke up yesterday cos of dat statement cos I cnt share my Man with anybody. Buh he later begged n said it was a joke, even @dat, I still broke up.
Seriously, I understand him, I feel for him, I would love to give him my virginity buh am scared of Sex. am circumcised n scared I won't enjoy it n he won't enjoy me too. I don't want to b used n dumped. (truth is, I don't always enjoy pre-intimacy, most times, I fake my Moans anytime we did it cos I don't want him to feel less of a man or see me as a stick)
Now,
Since yesterday, I cnt stop thinking abh him.
I love dis guy soo much n he has become a part of me. Dunno if I should just let him go or call him n tell him am sorry.
I always come here as a guest buh today, I joined dis forum cos of this issue.
Plz nairalanders, wat do u advise I do

You said you love him, so why fight it? Besides there's nothing bad in losing your virginity at your age just give it to him and with time you guys will get to enjoy each other.......... And if you are scared of him using dump you, let go of him, wait for the guy you're sure will stay with you till Jesus come..

:DO boy this tread really made my night, just that is not move to FP yet anyways just like some guys said earlier, the world is beyond the normal or what we see, so many things that happen under world or underneath....... It's something my friend experience and almost loses is life on.....He slept with a human snake( story for another day) But stuff like this are real... .

O boy see shunning........ I love girls that pull stunt this way...... But seriously that face she made scare the hell out of me.......

Hey nigga, kneel down raise ur hands and close ur eyes @ deetus

Very good idea coz a guy can run out of condom anytime...... Just like yesterday I wanted to bleep a babe I just remember am out of condom I couldn't do it, had it being she's with one I go 4uck her pieces......

Another link @ it again Iffa click make I chop 20 times today

iffa click make I bend, pawpaw story. u self join the fun nau....That makes it 3sum

Women dey rape o From here to there

Just dey observe

O boy seriously that time ehn I dey provoke my mate, once my name is written I don't care then the noise continues by that time you go see harkinwaley ×2,×4,×6, nah so the idiot go write am vex jump to ×100.......
Chui wetin concern me, most time teacher no dey remember collect am then the idiot wey dey write go be like what the Bleep? lol is fun then ;DO boy seriously that time ehn I dey provoke my mate, once my name is written I don't care then the noise continues by that time you go see harkinwaley ×2,×4,×6, nah so the idiot go write am vex jump to ×100.......
Chui wetin concern me, most time teacher no dey remember collect am then the idiot wey dey write go be like what the Bleep? lol is fun then