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So on point.. You said it all...

What is the idea?.. Is it to make up or to paint up.. Cos I dnt really gt d point.. E con b like say dem don turn portrait whr painter go de exibit e skillz..tke 4 e mind I b artist.. Na wa oo

cruzita:
that money for just one gold necklace ?na wa ooo

Hehe...dt na moni 4 pure water na.. Wht u tlkin abt..

sunnyeinstein:
Check d topic, it says gold chain not bling bling

I tire for her oo.. Pls who is davido?..Remind me again

This American rapper has showcased two different gold chains of his own face that reportedly cost one point five million dollars.

This strange creature was found near a river in
Russia, and it looks like something from outer
space?! Could it simply be a shriveled dead animal?
Why is it called "alien?"
The tiny alien body was found by local residents near a river in the Russian town of Sosnovy Bor, which happens to be a town built to "serve the Leningrad nuclear power plant," in the 1950s.

EVILFOREST:
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Which one is EVILFOREST again.. Mm.I hope it's not wht u think I'm thinkin.?.mhmm..

xkris11:
Lolz..alot of girls do this. .different whatsapp for different purposes.

Dtz ryt..So u as a chap gy.. Use ur medula dt baba God bless u wit..

Dtz y Itz hard to trust gurlz diz dayz.. Best you can do is to play along and let them get caught up in their own game,..I mean whtz there to loose itz nothin personal..just busness.. After the raggae ..we dance to the blues..

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Beer parlor- funny tho but the actual word should have been a 'Bar'..so guys please take note.

Nigerians are one of the most creative people on
the planet. While non-Nigerians may doubt my
assertion, till they manage to invent a popular
version of English like we did (Pidgin English),
they can keep on doubting.
Although there are many awesome things
Nigerians do, we do have some face palm
moments. Don’t laugh too hard at the five words
Nigerians use that doesn’t exist in the English
dictionary:

-Installmentally
This doesn’t exist anywhere else except only in
Nigeria. If you doubt this, just search
“Installmentally” on google and watch only
Nigerian sites pop up.

-Night-Vigil
This is another one I don’t understand. Does
anyone ever hold a vigil during the day?

-Cunny
This is not meant as a euphemism for the female
body part. When Nigerians say this word, they
mean “cunning”. How is that for a giant leap
forward?

-Disvirgin
How hard is it to say deflowered? It must be
extremely difficult because even health
professionals and newsmen use this absurd
word that doesn’t exist.

-Wake Keeping (Wake keep)
Nigerians have not only made the old European
custom of watching over a corpse till it’s buried
(called a wake) theirs, they have actually
renamed it. Please, there is no such phrase as
“wake keep” or even “wake keeping”.

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Altho itz a cruel one.. But still itz discipline.. I mean why will d child behave in such a manner ..well there wuld hve been a better way 2 handle smetin like this..maybe like invitin d parent of the child over to cme and clean up the mess of their child..mayb with dt there won't b any means of sayin child abuse or any controvercial issue.. Well if it whr back then in the 90s ..my mama go even add her own beatin join... But 2day they will say its child abuse .. So tell me hw children of nowadays will b responsible.. Whn a teacher is nt given d right 2 teach a child d meanin of responsibility.. There's a chinese sayin that a teacher is the master of a student who impose discipline and responsiblity in tha student".. And d kind of discipline student get 4rm their teachers r notin compare 2 diz..So that's why u see the chinese r one of d moral people in d world 2day..

A 40-year-old Zimbabwean woman, Betty
Mbereko is said to wed her 23-year-old son,
Farai.
According to reports, she is already six months
pregnant. Mrs Mbereko said she and her son are in
love with each other and will love to take it further
by making it formal. The 40-year-old woman lost
Farai’s father 12 years ago and she claimed she and
her son have been dating for about 3 years before
the local community leaders got to know.
She however faced a crowd of local protesters,
saying, she prefers to marry her son than her late
husband’s younger brothers, whom she says are
coveting her. She also went ahead to say that she
sent Farai to school and she is in the best position
to enjoy the wealth of her son other than any other
woman.
Farai added that he was more than prepared to
marry his mother and would pay off the ilobola
bride price balance his father had left unpaid to his
grandparents. Addressing the village court council,
Mrs Mbereko said: “Look, I strove alone to send my
son to school and no one helped me. Now you see
that my son is working and you accuse me of doing
something wrong, so please let me enjoy the
products of my sweat.”
Farai added: “I know my father died before he
finished paying the bride price and I am prepared
to pay it off. It is better to publicise what is
happening because people should know that I am
the one who made my mother pregnant, otherwise
they will accuse her of promiscuity.”
Local village head Nathan Muputirwa said: “We
cannot allow this to happen in our village, as it is a
bad omen. In the past they would have to be killed
but today we cannot do it because we are afraid of
the police.”
Nawa ooo!

You don'nt wnt to knw..

missingrib:
na fight!!!!!

No b fight .. Na fact

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** Outdated Technologies That Had Great Impact On The Lives Of Nigerian's **

1. Floppy disk : at a point in time it was our only
source of storing data , as a university undergraduate
you must have one to store either project or materials at a Business Center, it was very useful and
very vulnerable.
But show it to an undergraduate today and he/she
will tell you what the heck I'd this ?
2. GSM Antenna : its very easy to forget how time
flies , when the global system for Mobile
telecommunication was introduced in Nigeria only
major cities had access to the Network , in some
areas people had to climb trees or mountains with
their Nokia 3310 or Samsung R220 to get network.
Those days call centers had GSM antenna attached to
a phones to enable acquire signal,all that is history
now !
3.Cellophane water: Before the advent of pure water
or what others choose to Call packaged water ,
Nigerian's had long been in the business.
It was simple
A. Buy a pack white nylons.
B.Fill each with tap water
C. Tie up with sack rope
D. Refrigerate
E. Start selling

Thanks to pure water this technology has been
archived
4,Nintendo, Sega and Un branded Games ,Yes this
Names still exist as games today but many have
forgotten how computer games were the exclusive
preserve of rich kids , as a poor kid or a child from a middle income home computer games are things you
see in school with that dude whose father owns the
tallest building in the city. today with= N= 100 you can
get any game software its that easy !
5.VCR: Do you remember watching any Indian movie
through the window of your neighbors house
because your family could not afford one , you are
not alone:
Movies like MAD , Distinambari 10 10 10, Mother
India, Snake in the monkey shadow were all available
Towards the end of the 90s Video cassettes where
everywhere but today most kids would not know
what a VCR or VCP is used for, even CD and DVDs are
been phased out thanks to technology Remember Toshiba ,Sharp !
How time Flies
6. Black and white TV
(National,sharp,toshiba)At a time in our history Lucozade cellophane is the
only thing that can confer color on your Black and
white TV, it was a technology that lasted for a long
time , you watch voltron, Super_Ted every on the
black and white screen every Saturday and eat white
rice and stew which only come on sundays !
If you try that with your child today you won't like
what the kid will tell you !
7. ___________? I will leave the Seventh Blank and allow
you decide which other outdated technology made
great impact on the lives of nigerians. ..
"..Funny How time flies"
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4PM - Workers meeting
5PM - Choir practice
7PM - House fellowship
9PM - Faith clinic
10PM - Night vigil=D


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