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[quote author=martyns303 post=43924893]Events occur in real time.

The following takes place between 8am-10am:: call for a FEC meeting, each minister is to remit N500m into my personal account, any minister that refuses will be sacked, yes as president I have the power to drop a minister.

The following takes place between 10am-12pm:: call for a meeting with the CBN governor, he is to deposit $8m into an offshore account, the details of the purpose of the money cannot be disclosed for national security.

The following takes place between 12pm-2pm:: call for a meeting with NNPC director, he is to make available $10m, for procurement of arms, money is going offshore.

The following takes place between 2pm-4pm:: present a supplementary budget, urge the senate to approve it ASAP within 1-2hrs, the stability of the Nigerian economy depends on it. Cash goes offshore.

The following takes place between 4pm-6pm:: call at the telecom executives, anyone who still wants to operate in Nigeria should make avail[url][quote author=martyns303 post=43924893]Events occur in real time.

The following takes place between 8am-10am:: call for a FEC meeting, each minister is to remit N500m into my personal account, any minister that refuses will be sacked, yes as president I have the power to drop a minister.

The following takes place between 10am-12pm:: call for a meeting with the CBN governor, he is to deposit $8m into an offshore account, the details of the purpose of the money cannot be disclosed for national security.

The following takes place between 12pm-2pm:: call for a meeting with NNPC director, he is to make available $10m, for procurement of arms, money is going offshore.

The following takes place between 2pm-4pm:: present a supplementary budget, urge the senate to approve it ASAP within 1-2hrs, the stability of the Nigerian economy depends on it. Cash goes offshore.

The following takes place between 4pm-6pm:: call at the telecom executives, anyone who still wants to operate in Nigeria should make avail[/url][quote author=martyns303 post=43924893]Events occur in real time.

The following takes place between 8am-10am:: call for a FEC meeting, each minister is to remit N500m into my personal account, any minister that refuses will be sacked, yes as president I have the power to drop a minister.

The following takes place between 10am-12pm:: call for a meeting with the CBN governor, he is to deposit $8m into an offshore account, the details of the purpose of the money cannot be disclosed for national security.

The following takes place between 12pm-2pm:: call for a meeting with NNPC director, he is to make available $10m, for procurement of arms, money is going offshore.

The following takes place between 2pm-4pm:: present a supplementary budget, urge the senate to approve it ASAP within 1-2hrs, the stability of the Nigerian economy depends on it. Cash goes offshore.

The following takes place between 4pm-6pm:: call at the telecom executives, anyone who still wants to operate in Nigeria should make avail

I'l round up all those political cargos 4rm obj.atiku.tinubu.babangida. Revolution ti take over

If been a president is easy maybe everybody would have wanted to b one even if it's 4 24hrs ..so If you are opportune to b the president of Nigeria for 24hrs .what wil b the things that you would do?

Yababoy:
I'll apologize again for writing this to u also. The guy has requested for help in solving a problem and without proferring solution to a problem that smears ur entire industry, u have come here to jostle for business even with your colleague. Imagine u acting all desperate by quoting ur colleague and asking that u be contacted for business also. These are the sort of acts that have given ur industry a lot of credibility issues with the populace. Truly I respect the brand u represent but ur actions on these issue is unbecoming and uncalled for. Again, I'll apologize in case u cant make sense of all I have written. Cheers

i get your point but business is business .let's leave it dat way

Hala Madrid.. How many likes and Share 4 CR7??

The Nigeria government is expected to welcome representatives of the Swiss government on Tuesday, March 8. The two governments are to discuss on the repatriation of another tranche of huge public funds stolen by late Head of State, Sani Abacha. Premium Times reports that the delegation would be led by the Swiss Minister for Foreign Affairs, Didier Burkhalter, who is expected to meet with Vice President Yemi Osinbajo, and the Minister for Foreign Affairs, Geoffrey Onyeama, over the repatriation of the $321million confiscated from the family of late former head of state, Sani Abacha. An official of the Swiss Embassy in Nigeria, Pascal Holliger, confirmed the visit on Monday, March 7. “Yes, our foreign Minister is on his way to Nigeria on Tuesday,” Mr Holliger said. “He is coming on a working visit to Nigeria. During the visit, he would open the Consular General’s office in Lagos and meet with the Vice President of Nigeria and the Minister of Foreign Affairs to discuss the issue of the repatriation of the second tranche of the Abacha loot,” Holliger noted. But some Swiss and Nigerian civil society groups, who got wind of the impending visit, dispatched a petition to President Muhammadu Buhari, demanding that his government give assurance that the $321million that would be returned to Nigeria by the Swiss government would be put to good use. Copies of the petition titled “Restitution of Abacha funds: Swiss and Nigerian NGOs demand guarantees,” was sent to the Minister of Finance, Kemi Adeosun, and her foreign affairs counterpart, Geoffrey Onyeama, and the Attorney-General of the Federation and minister justice, Abubakar Malami. A copy of the petition was also sent to the World Bank Vice President for Africa, Makhtar Diop, and the Federal Department for Foreign Affairs Office for International Public Law (DDIP) in Berne, Switzerland. Signed by representatives of eight civil society groups, the petitioners expressed concerns that the fund could disappear just like the repatriated funds by the government of Liechtenstein in 2914 if government did not take steps to guarantee transparency and accountability. The Swiss government is set to hold talks with Nigeria over the repatriation of $321million confiscated from the family of late former head of state, Sani Abacha. “Swiss and Nigerian NGOs demand that the authorities of these two countries, together with the World Bank, take all measures necessary to guarantee that these funds be returned in a manner that is transparent and benefits the general population of the country, the people that were initially cheated out of their money,” the petition read. The groups said their fears followed the confidential agreement reached between the Nigerian government and the Abacha family in 2014, in which the Nigerian government agreed not to prosecute any member of the family in lieu of the returned loot. The controversial agreement reportedly received the backing of Geneva’s public prosecutor, resulting in the withdrawal of all criminal charges against Mohammed, the eldest son of the late dictator, allegedly implicated in a case of laundering his father’s loot. “There are fears in civil society, in both Switzerland and Nigeria, that this money could be embezzled once again,” Executive Director, African Network for Environment and Economic Justice (ANEEJ), David Ugolor, told newsmen. Mr Ugolor said the petition was sent to the Nigerian and Swiss governments, as well as the World Bank, to demand a guarantee that these funds would actually be used to finance projects that would improve the living conditions of the Nigerian people. “It is imperative that they be allocated through a transparent process that involves both Swiss and Nigerian NGOs,” Mr. Ugolor said. “The transfers must also be performed in installments and upon the condition that the sums returned in previous installments were used as supposed,” he said. Under the Goodluck Jonathan administration, Ugolor said the $235million returned by the Liechtenstein government vanished without trace after government said the money was used to acquire arms to fight the terrorist group, Boko Haram. Other signatories to the petition included Olivier Longchamp, Berne Declaration (Switzerland); Martin Hilti, Finances and Tax programs coordinator, Transparency International (Switzerland); Adetokunbo Mumuni, Socio- Economic Rights and Accountability Project (Nigeria); Mark Herkenrath, Alliance Sud (Switzerland); Debo Adeniran, Coalition Against Corrupt Leaders (CACOL) (Nigeria); Godwin Uyi Ojo, Environmental Rights Action/Friends of the Earth (Nigeria), and Blair Glencorse, Accountability Lab (UK). Meanwhile, Attorney General of the Federation and Minister of Justice Abubakar Malami has announced that government will retrieve $750 million Abacha loot soon. In an interactive session with the House of Representatives Committee on Justice, Malami said the government is also aiming to recover £6.9 million (nearly N2 billion) stolen by the former governor of Delta state, Chief James Ibori

SaiBuharii:
Hello all,
Can anybody advice me on any reputable company I can be saving a portion of my monthly income. Their interest rates should be competitive, and the Stability of the Company is of course guaranteed.

Thanks.

There r a lot of investment company in town it's depend on where u are.. Like Leadway assurance, Mutual Benefit Assurance.. Major thing go online search for Assurance companies in Nigeria ..go thru their company profiles that will give u an headsup on which reliable invesment company you can invest on.. If you needs more info feel free to contact me via 08134337759 on watapps 22CB1BD8 on bbm ..

Can SomeBody please Advice this My friend

InvertedHammer:
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That's why I said most and not all.

Exposure to stock market is a good investment as well.

There are people who invested in the Nigeria stock market in 2008 who are yet to see their money up till today. In the book they were rich but they couldn't liquidate because of unscrupulous brokers. It was considered very sexy to be a stockbroker in Nigeria in 2008. Today folks run away from them. The same awaits insurance brokers. Most of them have no idea what they are selling. Based on higher commissions, their companies tell them what products to push to the consumers. They dont care if you get burned or not. One must exercise due diligence in dealing with an insurance company. It wouldn't hurt to run it by an experienced business attorney ( not a charge-and -bail aka Ambulance chaser attorney) .

well ..the issue it's all abt trust.. So as an Investment broker if u cn't have the confident of your organization then y r u doin business with them....always Know who you dealing with b4 doing business with them..I mean how can u represent an organization that give you benefit of doubt..does that makes any sense.?.(.common sense)

Most men run from this position because they
think they are not strong enough, but how about
you go with a smaller person?
Did you know that your partner's physique » has a
whole lot to do with how much pleasure you can get
during sex? Sure, it is appealing to get it on with
average height or tall women, but have you ever
stopped to consider how things might be different
with a shorter person?
These are 3 reasons why you should get with that itty-bitty lady.

1. Easy to lift:
Standing positions work best with shorter women,
especially when you do not have enough upper body strength to lift an average height lady. Most men run from this position because they think they are not strong enough, but how about you go with a smaller person that you can actually lift instead?about PENIS size, shape(Yunno)

2. Easy to maneuver:
Trust me, changing sex position is a piece of cake if
you are in bed with a shorter woman. The idea that
she can be moved this way and that without too
much effort can make things go extra smooth(dat's ryt).

3. Tighter vagina:
Okay you probably shouldn't take my word for it, but there is a myth that shorter women have tighter
pussies(hmm)- something about them having a narrower pelvis. It might be true, it might not, but it wouldn't hurt to try and see for yourself..

InvertedHammer:
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Timeline is not a variable of guarantee. So... death is guaranteed.

Insurance is good. But in Nigeria and probably anywhere else, most of them are scammers.

And you can take that to the bank.

They take their premiums and turn down claims or try to wriggle out of their obligations.

Ever wonder why their policies are followed by 5 fonts fineprints? They don't expect you to read it and most people don't read it.
That's their hidden treasure.
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Everyone is entitle to his/her own opinion but let me ask u if u want to plant a seed will u plant it among thongs,on rocky soil or on a well fertilize soil?..So,if u wnt to invest in any invstment policy plan with any Insurance/Assurance organization be it LEADWAY,MUTUAL Benefit,Niger insurance or anyother investment organization pls do try and do background check for accountability,credibilty among other and also go thru the company's profile....it's a Win-Win base factor and like I say it's BUSINESS..

InvertedHammer:
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Insurance. Assurance. You are vomiting what they sold to you.
Insurance practice is based on probabilities and spread of risks among participants. As I stated, it sounds good in the books.
The implementation is what sucks--reality meets promises.

By the way, nothing in life is guaranteed except death.
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Mayb u did'nt read thru wht I wrote but never mind go thru it .. Well,it's true that Nothing in Life is guarantee ..even death itself is not cos Nobody knws whn they r goin to die..there's no guarantee if we'll see 2morrow or if we'll die 2morrow.. But it's HOPE that make all of us to be alive .. That's why we do wht we do just 2 stay alive.. Even Christ said we shuld not worry abt 2morrow bt still he stll admonish us 2 sow so as to reap in times of harvest..So,My dear Friend INsurance or Assurance is just like plantin a seed with the HOPE of reapin wht you have sow in due season depending on wht u have sow that is the probability but u must get a harvest and that's the gaurantee....It's BUSINESS.. Who no knw..No go knw..

InvertedHammer:
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U think you are the only one with insurance coverages?

Like i said, insurance in Nigeria should come with "buyers beware". There is a reason insurance companies are hated so much that it even finds itself in US presidential debates. You have no idea. Are you aware that insurance companies do declare occurrences as "an act of God" to avoid paying compensations? Read the history of insurance and how it started. Just like casinos, insurance was started by the mafia. The government took over and exerted control thereby forcing them to take it mainstream. Just like in a casino, there are winners but losers outnumber the winner. Insurance is a business that is out to make profit. In a lot of the cases, one has to go through the court to get them to honour their contract.
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Ignorance is indeed a disease.. You see my friend there are two words involve there's the INsurance and the ASsurance.. Now, You talk about INsurance as a way of compensation whch is true no doubt abt that but wher u wnt to compare it wit an ASsurance policy that's whr u r wrong..so u see ASsurance is a guarantee investment plan with mutual agreement that must occur.. But INsuranc is a compensation investment plan with mutual agreement that may or may not occur.. The point is that u hve to understnd wht sort of investment you r investing in b4 investn.. So My dear friend,I think there's a lot you need to knw abt Invstment policy other than jst history. Cos the Idea is all abt makin Money.. And I say only a dumb person will say he does'nt wnt to mke Money.. You just need 2 understand the phychology behind the philosophy of real meaning of making Money.

I'm still a Virgin..just wnt to learn so I go fit 2 say my own story..

Oshlander:
I'm glad at the bolded. Have a wonderful evening my friend. Thanks

Same here

Even if na Flat belle ..big belle oo..amoeba belle oo.. That no b my problem ..as long as she's well endored .. We r cool

Oshlander:
Are you implying that all marketers in your outfit are not trustworthy and also incompetent to manage clients' funds? Pathetic.

Well you can think wht ever you want to think but in world of business 'trust' is the basic of two business associate regardless of wht organization they are representing..so my dear friend.even if it's Leadway,Mutual or any other Assurance company the truth is that every organization have the good the bad and the ugly.. Anything can happen but investing in Assuranc policy is great investment any reasonable business minded person will want to invest in ..it's all about doing what is right

Ehenn.. I talk am.. Dem no belevit.. Wht r dey even sayin.. De bae bam jor

Na wa oo.. I can't fit 2 laff..is this an helicopter.. Abeg na make person no go kill himself say he wan de creative..

olusd:
And u think u are doing urself a favour?
These are the kind of people who will never tell the truth from inception. If u are a good salesman, why don't u speak professionally by solving his problem first, b4 telling him to join ur company.
Do you know how many clients I have helped solve their problems from other insurance companies b4 they. joined Mutual Benefit and they are. now enjoying good service from me and the company? I'll never mention names of any insurance company cos we are all Govern by NAICOM.


So Mr, watch wat u say.

Mr man .. The world is a global market place.. And beside that client problem is not an issue as long as he can provide every neccessary policy document and prove of payment of premium .well,that's how we do at leadway Assurance or mayb the marketers must have elope with his premium..it's because of issues like this we dn't actually take cash 4rm our clients

kenobi007:
That's why u need to pick a good insurance company. Things to look out for,
1. The company should be known to the public. A good brand name and reputation.
2. How frequent dey pay claims
3. Good reinsurance treaty
4. Excellent track records
5. Rating by international bodies.
6. Good Testimonials
Following all this and many more, Leadway assurance is ur best stop. The number one leading insurance company in Nigeria. If u want to know more about our plans and rates feel free to contact me on 08146118810. Obi

Don't get it twisted Leadway Assurance co.ltd is Number 1 in Nigeria..for credibilty and accountability..You can also contact this number 08134337759 ..Mr josh

osedvgirl:
fine! fine!! fine!!!

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