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PoliticsRe: Nigerians Should Be Grateful That I'm Their President-president Buhari by IamJose(op): 9:12pm On Mar 06, 2016
Owoloku1:
The title and the body are saying two different things.. Useless journalism

Most people above me didn't read the article...SMH
Wht oga presido is tryin 2 say is that we Nigerians we do not apprciate the fact that his administration efforts toward reducing the cost of governanc
RomanceRe: Why Does Everyone Think Am A Virgin(pic) by IamJose(m): 9:04pm On Mar 06, 2016
Hmm.. I wanda wht diz wrld is turnin to...So been a virgin is no longer a tin of pride and dignity to our ladies anymore.. Instead it's the oda way round.. Even 14yrs old girl go bleep ur life out to say u go dey cry "Mercy of d lord come dwn"..hmm.. Wht a world..

PoliticsWhere Were You When Jonathan Was Nigeria's President ? – Buhari Blasts Critics by IamJose(op): 7:33pm On Mar 06, 2016
President Muhammadu Buhari has lambasted critics of his administration over the state of the economy. Buhari in an interview with Al Jazeera television aired on Sunday and monitored by Daily Post, said it was unfortunate that even some people who kept mute in the last 16 years have suddenly found their voice. He was responding to a question by the interviewer that a cross section of Nigerians were worried over seeming non-fufilment of his campaign promises. “They have to be patient. Where were they in the last 16 years? “We should be judged by the state of things; we cannot perform magic.” Reacting to a question on agitation by Southeast states that allocation to the region has dropped 50percent, Buhari said the drop cut across all states. “Before we came in, crude sold way above $100 but now we are around $30. “Why are they complaining? The reduction in allocation affects all states and until oil sales increase, I’m afraid the situation will remain same.”
PoliticsNigerians Should Be Grateful That I'm Their President-president Buhari by IamJose(op): 7:24pm On Mar 06, 2016
President Muhammadu Buhari has said that there are saboteurs in his government. Buhari stated this in an exclusive interview he granted to Al Jazeera Television during his recent visit to Qatar. The president described the controversies trailing the 2016 budget, which he had confirmed was padded, as unfortunate, saying that culprits would be dealt with. Asked whether he meant there were saboteurs in his government, Buhari answered in the affirmative, exclaiming “Certainly”. He also said: “I would like people to assess Nigeria, especially this government on where we found ourselves. When we came in, we found out that there were 42 ministries and we found out that the economy could not take 42, so we reduced it to 24. We also removed 21 permanent secretaries,” he stated. The president lamented that Nigerians should appreciate his administration’s efforts towards reducing the cost of governance.
Christianity EtcRe: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by IamJose(m): 12:22pm On Mar 06, 2016
Offering time ..Giving time

Christianity EtcRe: 10 Ways Nigerian Christians Are Killing Christianity But Don’t Know by IamJose(m):
Prove it
*Religion vs Christ*
"Religion teaches that you need to earn your way to
Heaven by doing good works, Jesus teaches that you
can never be good enough to earn your way to
Heaven by doing good works, that the only way to get to Heaven is to trust him as your Lord and Savior.
Religions are man made, and the opinions of any
man, or group, are as of no authority over any other man or group, but Jesus christ is from God.Strictly speaking, the doctrin of Christ is not a RELIGION, but a relationship with God..."
#Shalom#
@Iamjose

Christianity EtcReligion Vs Christ by IamJose(op): 11:48pm On Mar 05, 2016
*Religion vs Christ*
Religion teaches that you need to earn your way to Heaven by doing good works, Jesus teaches that you can never be good enough to earn your way to Heaven by doing good works, that the only way to get to Heaven is to trust him as your Lord and Savior. Religions are man made, and the opinions of any man, or group, are as of no authority over any other man or group, but Jesus christ is from God. Strictly speaking, the doctrin of Christ is not a RELIGION, but a relationship with God..."


@Iamjose

RomanceRe: Man Proposes To His Crush And She Crushes Him For Real(video) by IamJose(m): 2:30pm On Mar 05, 2016
Adonbelivit.. I gada gwanda propose 2 her.. She tink say na child play.. God purnish dvil mke I no re arrange her face 4 her..well diz one no fit happen 4 9ja.. Unless na d bae wan marry hersef..
RomanceRe: Naija Girls You See Your Life ? by IamJose(m): 11:57pm On Mar 04, 2016
ladyF:
lol Na she do herself, she no carry vex money? grin
And it's LADY F again..
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests Man For Duping An Irish Businesswoman by IamJose(m): 7:52pm On Mar 04, 2016
Yahoo is jst a business whr transaction is been carriedout btween 2 associate whr d next man wnt to out smart d other without d need of violent.. Its business..notin person.. D gy is a business man d whity is a business woman.. D gy is a determine business man.. d oyibo woman is a desperate business woman.call it a crime ..call it 419..call it swindlin..call it Yahoo Yahoo. It all comes down 2 one word "BUSINESS"..
Jokes EtcRe: Thank God It's Friday...but.... by IamJose(op): 7:36pm On Mar 04, 2016
osedvgirl:
grin
Hey u.. Hw u doin?
Jokes EtcThank God It's Friday...but.... by IamJose(op): 5:26pm On Mar 04, 2016
It's friday...but.....

Nairaland GeneralRe: 14 Photos You Can Relate To If You’ve Ever Had To Queue For Anything In Nigeria by IamJose(m): 5:20pm On Mar 04, 2016
Just wanderin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Swansea (1 - 2) On 2nd March 2016 by IamJose(m): 10:42pm On Mar 02, 2016
Arsenal at the top of the league is like an elephant at the top of a tree,no one knows how it got there but everyone knows its certainly going to fall
#HalaMadrid# LosBlancozAllDWay#
CelebritiesRe: Rita Dominic Shares A Close Up Photo Of Her Looking Like A Doll by IamJose(m): 10:13pm On Mar 02, 2016
Tony90:
lol egbon if u want the lips go and take it grin grin
Let's b honest.. Dt lip is a hit back 2 back ..iyalaya anybody wai wan kill d shyn.. grin
RomanceRe: A Simple Mind Game To Know how your Bae feels about you. by IamJose(m): 9:48pm On Mar 02, 2016
Jadekitana:
I never say "I love you too" simply because of this lack of trust issues. Imagine a guy who doesn't show love on a normal day be telling me I love you on phone because he thinks i'm with another guy. Oyo for you! I'd simply reply with "thank you" and hang up. Practice it physically, don't test my love via the phone!
Ha..diz one na Gonbe gan.. No joy oo..
Dating And Meet-up ZoneCrazy Symptoms To Show That You Are In Love by IamJose(op): 8:29pm On Mar 02, 2016
Love is an inspiration for all: artists, singers, actors, writers etc. Everyone experiences love in their own way but most commonly, it makes people happy, crazy and even… a little bit weird. It inspires us to try new things, to change and to be better versions of ourselves. But why does this happen? And what are the most familiar symptoms of being in love? Read on to find out.
You become motivated to do things you don’t usually do You may notice that you are willing to get out of your comfort zone more often than before falling in love. For example, men can take yoga classes with their girlfriend or go for a pedicure. Or girls can watch sport games they wouldn’t normally watch. There are different examples but the point is that you see what your partner values and you are more willing to try it now, when you are in love, than any other time before.
You smile more You may not realize it but when in love you smile a lot more than usual. You might have seem how people smile while texting on their phones. That is an indicator that they are liking the company of the person who they are chatting with. While you are in love you experience weird giggles and bursts of happiness in most random situations even if the person who you are in love with isn’t right next to you. You just need a little something that reminds you of them and you get that occasional endorphin rush. Don’t mind the people who might be looking at you like you are crazy.
You put more effort into your appearance Trying to look nice has never been of bigger importance than it is when you fall in love. Although you want to impress the person of your affection with your intellect, humor or beautiful soul, you also want to do your best at impressing them with good taste in your choice of clothing and maybe even hairstyle.
You might even feel more motivated to start training harder. By taking care of your appearance your give yourself a nice confident boost which can only help you to do your best at impressing your partner.
Your hormones go wild. When you fall in love you must have noticed that your face blushes easily, you get excited and nervous in the same time, your hands sweat more and you have that strange euphoric feeling in your head. It feels like you are floating in air. All these body responses are due to you hormones. The human hormones tend to go crazy when you are in love. Levels of adrenaline, dopamine, serotonin, oxytocin and vasopressin increase and lead to all that crazy and amazing feelings you are experiencing when in love.
You are more likely to sing People who sing or hum when doing different everyday activities tend to feel more carefree and happy as a whole. Even if you are not that good of a singer, singing can be an indicator that you are going through something exciting and you just want to let all the joy spring out of you.
You become less selfish You start and end your day with the thought of someone other than yourself. Even throughout the day when you are busy or just going through your daily activities, that person pops up into your mind many times or at least stays in the back of your head all day. And you don’t realize how that’s happening. It is an automatic process, almost as your mind is programmed to do it. And you can’t help it because it happens even when you are trying to concentrate on something important. You are also thinking of someone other’s interests and needs other than yours.
You constantly wonder what they are doing right this moment When you are falling in love, you might catch yourself constantly thinking what your beloved one is doing right now or how are they feeling, what their favorite song is. All kinds of things you feel the need to know pop in your head. You can even become a little obsessive but be careful with that.
You put your pink glasses on When you are in love, you love everything that your partner is. You love each and every one of their perfect flaws. You love their voice, smell, every move they make, their smile and their mind. Everything they do seems magical. It is no surprise why they call love a drug. It is as addictive as it is precious and exciting. So
CelebritiesTop 10 Billionaires On Earth by IamJose(op): 7:34pm On Mar 02, 2016
Forbes has released its annual list of world top
billionaires, and this year, Forbes list 2016
features 1,810 billionaires, 16 persons down the
2015 list, and the combined wealth of $6.48
trillion.
Crashing economies, higher dollar and oil price
increase, left only 2 persons in their wealth
positions in the top 20 rank, Bill Gates at number
1 and Warren Buffet at number 3.
Forbes has released its annual list of world top
billionaires, and this year, Forbes list 2016
features 1,810 billionaires, 16 persons down the
2015 list, and the combined wealth of $6.48
trillion.Bill gates, though had a bad year but maintained his spot as the world’s richest man with the net worth of $75 billion despite being $4.2 billion poorer than a year ago.While 501 added to their fortunes while 892 people
are poorer.

1. Bill Gates ($75 billion)
Bill Gates » , American business magnate, computer
programmer, philanthropist and co-founder of
Microsoft leads the 2016 Forbes list with $75 Billion.
Gates has maintained his lead on the billionaire’s list for 3 years in a row and has topped the list 17 times out of 22 times he has made the list.

2. Amancio Ortega ($67 billion)
Amancio Ortega » is a Spanish fashion
businessman, founding chairman of the Inditex
fashion group, best known for its chain of Zara
clothing and accessories retail shops. Ortega replaced Mexico’s Carlos Slim to be become
the second richest man in the world.

3. Warren Buffet ($60.8 billion)
Termed the most successful investor on earth,
Warren Buffet is an American business magnate,
investor and philanthropist. Buffet managed his position at the third place on the 2016 billionaire list same as the previous year.

4. Carlos Slim Helu ($50 billion)
Carlos Slim Helú is a Mexican business magnate,
investor, and philanthropist. He derived most of his
wealth from his extensive holdings in a considerable number of Mexican companies through his conglomerate, Grupo Carso. Within 2010 and 2013, slim ranked as the world’s richest man in the world, in 2015 he ranked the second richest man in the world while Bill Gates ranked number 1. Slim is also referred to the Warren Buffet of Mexico.

5. Jeff Bezos ($45.2 billion)
Jeff Bezos is an American technology entrepreneur,
investor and CEO of Amazon.com

6. Mark Zuckerberg ($44.6 billion)
Mark Zuckerberg is an American computer
programmer, Internet entrepreneur, philanthropist,
the chairman, chief executive, and co-founder of the
social networking website Facebook.Zuckerberg in 2015 was worth $35.7 billion.

7. Larry Ellison ($43.6 billion)
Larry Ellison is an American internet entrepreneur,
businessman, philanthropist and serves as executive chairman and chief technology officer of Oracle Corporation In 2014, Ellison was listed the third wealthiest man in American and fifth wealthiest in the world. In 2015, Ellison was worth $49.3 billion, but has gone down to $43.6 billion making him the seventh richest man in the world.

8. Michael Bloomberg ($40 billion)
Michael Bloomberg is an American business
magnate, politician, and philanthropist. With a net
worth of $41.1 billion, he is the 6th-wealthiest person in the United States and the 8th-wealthiest in the world.

9. Charles Koch and David Koch ($39.6 billion)
The Koch brothers own the Koch industries. Charles
Koch is the chairman of the board and chief
executive officer while his brother David Koch serves as the executive Vice President. for contribution in cashless programme.Charles and David each own 42% of the conglomerate.

Forbes reports that 221 people dropped from the list,198 people joined the billionaire ranks, 29 persons died, and 29 persons who had dropped out in the previous year climbed back on.

Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Please delete this post by IamJose(m): 6:57pm On Mar 02, 2016
Hmhm.m..I dunno if I shuld say May baba God bless ur huszu..bt all d same may God help 4give u
CrimeRe: We Have Missed Ese – Classmates by IamJose(m): 6:45pm On Mar 02, 2016
Like cwiously.. Jonathan..Pdp and the past Gwovernment shuld b blame..
CrimeRe: Abduction: 14-yr-old Ese Is 5 Months Pregnant by IamJose(m): 4:06pm On Mar 02, 2016
Klear road make I book space 4 here..
CelebritiesRe: Ciara & Her Dancers Dance Barefoot In Dolphin-Estate, Lagos by IamJose(m): 3:59pm On Mar 02, 2016
Yet..I still de buy pure water #150 per bag.. Oya na make we do d dab..
CelebritiesRe: Rita Dominic Shares A Close Up Photo Of Her Looking Like A Doll by IamJose(m): 3:55pm On Mar 02, 2016
gutsygareth:
IamJose will Kiss
Kiss tha will bring a dead man back 2 live.. Damn smebody wake him up..

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