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Romance › Re: Ages And Marital Statuses Of Nairalanders by IamLEGEND1: 2:52pm On Jul 12, 2015

MhizDeedy:
Lol u want me to become a guy? U like dem dudes?

Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! God forbid dat kind tin.
i dey talk say make i change to caitlyn jenner Ver.2.0
Den u go date me....

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Need A Female Nlander Resident In PH by IamLEGEND1: 2:48pm On Jul 12, 2015

funmijoyb:
do u have a ride? if yes post d picture

Do u have a picture? if yes post it let us rate u first.
#SeeIfYouDeserveToGetInHisRide

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Romance › Re: Ages And Marital Statuses Of Nairalanders by IamLEGEND1: 2:41pm On Jul 12, 2015

Cutehector:
are you binding? Aren't u d one that wished it? See dis one oo.. There are demons in social media

All those e-demons wey dey scout me

#JumpAmPass

Romance › Re: Ages And Marital Statuses Of Nairalanders by IamLEGEND1: 2:37pm On Jul 12, 2015

MhizDeedy:
Lol no hard feelings, we re ova. Searching for a new transgender

Easy,
i go fit dump her...
undergo the whole sex-change thingy
then we can go live happily-ever-after.
#WhatchaSay?

Romance › Re: Ages And Marital Statuses Of Nairalanders by IamLEGEND1: 2:34pm On Jul 12, 2015

Cutehector:
may what u hav written be actualised in the spirit realm, amen

I bind this prayer

i bind the person who prayed this prayed

i bind the monicker that was used to type this prayer

i bind all of them with the blood...

I BIND THEM ALL WITH THE BLOOD!!!!

#AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Romance › Re: Ages And Marital Statuses Of Nairalanders by IamLEGEND1: 1:55pm On Jul 12, 2015

MhizDeedy:
Ehn iffa blow u, in a relationship with my girlfriend?, sm1 m abt to propose to. Ahan no wonda she as being telling me she's busy, so she as being cheating on me. Choi this life na wa m breaking up with ha asap. This transgenders ain't loyal

Yeah well,itz not my fault

She came unto me and i just did the needful.

no hard feelings i hope?

Romance › Re: Ages And Marital Statuses Of Nairalanders by IamLEGEND1: 1:04pm On Jul 12, 2015

I'm 13, bisèxual and in a relationship with caitlyn jenner.

Romance › Re: Ladies: Reasons To Be Married Before 27 by IamLEGEND1: 11:38am On Jul 12, 2015

tinuolababy:
Lol

We need to pay our espect where it's due.
#ExceptOfCozIfYouWereJoking

Romance › Re: Woooow!..its My Birthday, Born On Sunday, Celebrating On Sunday by IamLEGEND1: 10:41am On Jul 12, 2015

Romance › Re: A Romantic Poem By Ikennakenn To Eroticangelina by IamLEGEND1: 10:39am On Jul 12, 2015

Ikennakenn:
If eyes could speak
One look would say everything
Bout the way you laugh The way you smile The way you move The way your beauty leaves me breathless
If eyes could speak I wouldn't have to talk
And baby I would look into your eyes Baby you'll finally realize.....
That words are just words anyway

Dedicated to EroticAngelina

Romance › Re: Ladies: Reasons To Be Married Before 27 by IamLEGEND1: 10:36am On Jul 12, 2015

tinuolababy:
Okay. I don pass that age sha. No shaking

good morning mom

Romance › Re: Am I Taking Advantage Of Her? Please Judge Me! by IamLEGEND1: 10:34am On Jul 12, 2015

agrovick:
Issoright, living up to your moniker right

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Romance › Re: Am I Taking Advantage Of Her? Please Judge Me! by IamLEGEND1: 5:08am On Jul 12, 2015

dayosweetness:
lolzz...dark knight rises inded..see punch line abeg!

True story bro.
#GirlsTooGetProblem

Romance › Re: Am I Taking Advantage Of Her? Please Judge Me! by IamLEGEND1: 4:59am On Jul 12, 2015

ikombe:
continue na

The remaining part na "Adults onoy: 21+" and you know say plenty shidren dey NL

Romance › Re: Am I Taking Advantage Of Her? Please Judge Me! by IamLEGEND1: 4:55am On Jul 12, 2015

agrovick:
I just have this abbreviation for u, GPU Berra come and complete this fantasy

badt man doesnt indulge in any fantasy or fallacy, mate.
#TrueStory
but me just dey try relate to the O.P.

Romance › Re: Am I Taking Advantage Of Her? Please Judge Me! by IamLEGEND1: 9:12pm On Jul 11, 2015

Objectively speaking, the girl shouldnt have started what she couldnt finish.
i dumped one shawty like dat bcoz of that nonsense, she will come over without me even asking...

just to maintain my Mr.Nice-guy charade, i will sit on a stool while she takes the couch.

Before you know it, bae is gonna get up & come sit on badt man's lap and begin some sweet smooching and mild gyrations of the pelvic region.

Bae is gonna pull badt man's shirt off while kicking off her heels.

bae is gonna sexìly catwalk her way unto badt man's bed and enticingly bid badt man to come join her.

Na so i go waka go dat bed...

Before you say "JACK", na so diz girl go start to dey push my hands inside her underwear...

After badt man invests in a solid 20-30mins of HOT pre-intimacy, and he is pretty sure that bae is already losing her shìt and probably somewhere around cloud 10*missing text*

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Romance › Re: Her Boyfriend Impregnated Her Best Friend. Advice On What To Do. by IamLEGEND1: 8:51pm On Jul 11, 2015

I am approaching this thread

Romance › Re: He Is So Romantic by IamLEGEND1: 8:26pm On Jul 11, 2015

MrCork:
GAY & CRACKHEAD do not mean the same ting ma nigga..I said hello CRACKHEAD..I never said hello Gay...bro r u confused? (no oofeinse)

MrCork:
.. sweery calm down ...you are one of Nairaland favourite CRACKHEAD.... CRACKHEAD..all I said waz hello!

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Romance › Re: Reasons Why Ladies Like Se*x But Pretend They Hate It In Relationships by IamLEGEND1: 8:22pm On Jul 11, 2015

O.P

UR head dey dia.

Dat No.4 na him dey vex guys pass.

While dem say pride no dey good, diz is one of the few situations where displaying a little bit of pride is required.

#NoTimeForNönsense

Romance › Re: He Is So Romantic by IamLEGEND1: 8:12pm On Jul 11, 2015

Gurgle:
well he's certainly very interesting

Romance › Re: He Is So Romantic by IamLEGEND1: 7:56pm On Jul 11, 2015

MrCork:
..sweery calm down...you are one of Nairaland favourite CRACKHEAD.... CRACKHEAD..all I said waz hello!

You see bro,

i have absolutely no problem with you being gäy, as it doesnt concern me in any way.

But pls stop calling me sweery.

#I'mNotInterested.

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Romance › Re: He Is So Romantic by IamLEGEND1: 7:50pm On Jul 11, 2015

MrCork:
..HELLO CRACKHEAD..HOW R U TODAY?..SLEEEPY?

Romance › Re: He Is So Romantic by IamLEGEND1: 7:38pm On Jul 11, 2015

Gurgle:
i know you cant

I hope you weren't the one who dragged mŕcöcks here.
D guy wan start to dey disturb me
side note: He is gäy, just in case he attempts to hit on you.
#YouDidntHereItFromMe

Romance › Re: He Is So Romantic by IamLEGEND1: 7:20pm On Jul 11, 2015

Gurgle:
Loool and the hashtagging begins

Don't blame it on moi
hashtagging is awesome
though i don't tweet.
#IjustCantHelpMyself

Romance › Re: He Is So Romantic by IamLEGEND1: 7:04pm On Jul 11, 2015

Gurgle:
lol guinea pig mi

Ehe na
think of it as a reinvention of ze legend.
me no dey derail again except na Mŕcórk thread,
then na me go you see dey lead the derailing charge.
#MyEsteemedIgboHommie

Romance › Re: He Is So Romantic by IamLEGEND1: 6:45pm On Jul 11, 2015

Gurgle:
yeah its good, just enjoying my weekend
and you, how have you been

absolutely splendid!!!
But letz not slip into old habits
#NoDerailing

Romance › Re: He Is So Romantic by IamLEGEND1: 6:11pm On Jul 11, 2015

Gurgle:
yeah of course

im not angry with you I just didn't know what else to say apart from what ive been saying

"ITZ CLASSIFIED INFO".

I get it now.

So howz it hanging?

Few days,no hear.

Romance › Re: Build Your Ideal Woman (picture) by IamLEGEND1: 5:59pm On Jul 11, 2015

8&1

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Romance › Re: He Is So Romantic by IamLEGEND1: 5:53pm On Jul 11, 2015

Gurgle:
ok
but I still think youre a ritualist

yeah well ,
seems like i unwittingly dug myself into that hole.
So, giv badt man a chance at redemption maybe?

Romance › Re: He Is So Romantic by IamLEGEND1: 5:30pm On Jul 11, 2015

Gurgle:
you dey look me
our conversation cant move because I cant answer what youre asking me
I no know wetin I should reply you again

Hahahahahahahaha.....
LOLZzzz...
Me been dey suspect say na wetin make you dey silent be dat..
but anyways, na joke oh!!!
before you think say me na ritualist.

Romance › Re: He Is So Romantic by IamLEGEND1: 5:14pm On Jul 11, 2015

Gurgle
Na so i just dey look you with side eye oh

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Romance › Re: Don’t Give Too Much Too Soon by IamLEGEND1: 5:03pm On Jul 11, 2015

Pls stop generalising,
Not everybody sees virginity as a plus..
And there is no INHERENT desire to marry virgins
THAT SHÌT IS SO OLD SCHOOL.

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