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RomanceRe: What Would You Do In My Shoes? by IamLEGEND1:
... and legend has it that he eventually fucked_the O.P too.
The end.


And that, sweet children, was how the myth of the Yoruba demon was born.
RomanceRe: How Long Can You Bear Hard-to-get???? by IamLEGEND1: 1:48pm On Sep 07, 2018
MariaLavina:
Not all "play hard to get " are actually what they seem to be.
Some ladies are not just into you...
There is a phrase for that- Leading someone on- and doing that to a person only makes you an inconsiderate_cunt.
RomanceRe: I Have A Question. by IamLEGEND1: 1:42pm On Sep 07, 2018
Na you be her papa?
RomanceRe: 25 And Above, Come And Testify To This by IamLEGEND1: 12:46pm On Sep 07, 2018
As a 17 year old I have no business here
RomanceRe: How Do You Tell Your Sister In Law by IamLEGEND1: 10:55am On Sep 07, 2018
MissRaine69:
Scenario: One of the woman he uses contacts you via social media to complain that he has re-engaged on a payment arrangement and unless she is paid she is going to post all their sordid details on social media.
I sip kunu and mind my business. That's how I roll.

and I believe the word you're looking for is "reneged".
RomanceRe: India Decriminalizes Gay Sex. Will Nigeria Ever Follow Suit? by IamLEGEND1: 9:55am On Sep 07, 2018
There is one constant thing- Change.
It is no longer a question of "if", but "when".

it may happen in a decade or in a century, no one knows, but it will happen.
RomanceRe: My 15 Year Old Daughter Is Practicing Lesbianism, What Do I Do To Her? by IamLEGEND1: 9:46am On Sep 07, 2018
Sarang:
You're so smart!!
You're too kind, ma'am.
RomanceRe: My 15 Year Old Daughter Is Practicing Lesbianism, What Do I Do To Her? by IamLEGEND1: 7:09pm On Sep 06, 2018
newdawn2017:
What kind of demonic advice is dis? may u not find fruitful cancel on ur ti. e of distress of any sort, 4 d wicked & souless singular act here 2day nairaland done 2 dis helpless & distressed lady 2day. may u decieved in seeing & accepting d deadly golden Lance head vipper snake or other lethal snakes as fish, may u see pieces of rocks as bread. I curse ur loins, may ur own child trade ur vital body organs 4 real cash.

RomanceRe: Is This Sexual Harassment Or Not? What Is Your Stance! by IamLEGEND1: 5:17pm On Sep 06, 2018
Ignore that hater. Instead, turn your attention towards this squirrel and witness the majesty of his water-bending skills.

RomanceRe: U.S Attorney Calls Off Her Engagement After Her Fiancé Told Her She Is Intimidat by IamLEGEND1: 4:45pm On Sep 06, 2018
Good riddance to a toxic waste of space.
RomanceRe: Okirika Festival In Nigeria Where Young Virgins Dance N3ked - Toktok9ja by IamLEGEND1: 3:46pm On Sep 06, 2018
RomanceRe: Okirika Festival In Nigeria Where Young Virgins Dance N3ked - Toktok9ja by IamLEGEND1: 3:46pm On Sep 06, 2018
I thought it was only South Africa.
Naija be representing too?
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Shocked As His Date Suggested She Paid The Bills On Their First Out by IamLEGEND1: 3:31pm On Sep 06, 2018
bobokeshington:
Shut your trap!!!
How many Nigerian ladies can do what the lady did??... Not even your sister!!
please just go borrow sense abeg!!
regardless, I will not celebrate mediocrity.
RomanceRe: My 15 Year Old Daughter Is Practicing Lesbianism, What Do I Do To Her? by IamLEGEND1:
mercy0008:
Drop your mail. I will reach out.
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RomanceRe: Revenge Or Let Go.......which One???? by IamLEGEND1: 3:14pm On Sep 06, 2018
When harmed:

1. You withdraw.

2. You plot the motherfuckerz demise

3. You strike back and you make sure you don't miss.

because fuck_forgiveness. Now, repeat after me:


My name is Ayamus Legendus.

Commander of the Armies of the_Abokis, General of the Yansh Lovers' legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Muhammad Shekau.

Father to a murdered dog, husband to a murdered kunu bottle. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next...
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Shocked As His Date Suggested She Paid The Bills On Their First Out by IamLEGEND1: 2:52pm On Sep 06, 2018
That's class?
That's the bare minimum guys should be expecting in this age of 'strong' women.
no one calls a guy classy for paying for anything.

and it looks like the idiot_has bought into the 'real men' philosophy gold diggers keep peddling so they can keep fools_paying for their expenses. why would you 'drag' with someone who offers to pay for a meal you both shared?

I need to leave this planet.
RomanceRe: My 15 Year Old Daughter Is Practicing Lesbianism, What Do I Do To Her? by IamLEGEND1: 2:15pm On Sep 06, 2018
mercy0008:
I want to be your friend. Is that fine?
that's totally fine. you didn't even have to ask.
FamilyRe: Why I Do Not Want To Have Babies After Two Years Of Marriage - Lady Reveals by IamLEGEND1:
The answer is divorce.
no time for nonsense.

everyone knows the number 1 cause of death in this country is the mother-in-law.
RomanceRe: My 15 Year Old Daughter Is Practicing Lesbianism, What Do I Do To Her? by IamLEGEND1: 4:19am On Sep 06, 2018
Kolombz:
To answer your first question,Homosexual practices is frowned at in our society.It runs foul to our cultural values.That explicate the law passed by our government which probihit homosexual practices.
There is no need comparing homosexuality with ritual killing because they are both punishable by the law in this country.
In response to your last statement,You told you that parenting has to be strict when it comes to sexual matters?.Sex education can be communicated to a teenager in an amicable and cooperative manner.That most of our parents are strict in that regards does not give the right to jump into hasty generalization that all our parents are strict in sexual matters.That is a fallacy
Your last three statements just exposed your slapdash and distorted approach to how parenting should done.
Pls do well to jettison this shallow minded approach for the sake of your unborn children to prevent stories that touch in the future.
Gracias.
You have no idea how ironic your last sentence is.
You, the guy who doesn't see anything wrong in forcing everyone to conform to your idea of what is right or wrong.

I could be describing ISIS with that last sentence and it'll fit perfectly. so, what does that say about you?
RomanceRe: 59-year-old Woman Accused Of Having Sex With 14-year-old Boy (photo) by IamLEGEND1:
The image of a 15 year old being ridden by an old woman is something I'll not be able to get out of my brain now.

RomanceRe: My 15 Year Old Daughter Is Practicing Lesbianism, What Do I Do To Her? by IamLEGEND1:
It's only normal for kids her age to explore things that makes them feel good. A lot of boys do it too.
she may ultimately turn out to be gay, or she won't.... either way it's fine because there is little you can do about it.
You can choose to become the extremist parent and try to shame and bully her into not liking girls but that isn't going to change anything, she'll only shut down and take her activities further underground.

The only danger to warn her about is what will happen if she is caught by someone who is not you (Like some people above me). They'll definitely lynch her to death.

And don't even try to justify any extreme action you may take with religion because that'll be a lie.

I am a Nigerian and I have seen a group of 30 yearly old men publicly beat a 6 year old to within an inch of his life for handling things with his left hand. why? because culture.

Our answer to things we don't understand is always violence and that is why we have Boko haram today.
ignorance will always walk among us if we never make the effort to reach across the aisle and at the very least try to be tolerant of other people's life choices that don't harm us in any way.

imagine someone saying to commit her prayerfully into God's hands. That very statement implies that God created a defective human that needs to be corrected by prayer. in which case you're saying God is flawed, the domino effect of that means the very concept of the religion you so like to flaunt is extremely flawed because I doubt anyone would serve a God that ships damaged goods that have to be returned to be fixed.
RomanceRe: Can U Marry A Soldier ? by IamLEGEND1: 9:52pm On Sep 05, 2018
Now we know you won't marry a guy in the military. we didn't ask, but now we know.

Is there anything else about your life you'll like to share with a bunch of strangers?
RomanceRe: How Nigerian Men Were Sexually Abused By Their Mothers, Sisters & 'Aunties' by IamLEGEND1: 1:00pm On Sep 05, 2018
QueenSekxy:
men are worst.
Kimcutie:
Females think is only them that's molested.
Not everything in life is a competition.
RomanceRe: School Father Marries His School Daughter Years After They Met In Secondary. PIX by IamLEGEND1: 9:20pm On Sep 04, 2018
She had a big god right from the beginning, but this one eventually put a ring on it.
RomanceRe: Man Finds Out His Wife & Mother Of His 3 Kids Had Been Cheating On Him, He Did.. by IamLEGEND1: 8:38pm On Sep 04, 2018
I can't see_shit.
EducationRe: 61-year-old Nigerian Woman Bags Degree In Biology (photo) by IamLEGEND1: 12:11pm On Sep 04, 2018
No be today yansh don dey back.
*Scrolls past

RomanceRe: Gay Cartoons by IamLEGEND1: 11:25am On Sep 04, 2018
MISEDUCATIONS:
and how long will humanity last if we all went gay?
isnt it the religious bigots (muslims in this case) who are moving to the West through mass immigration to enjoy the fruits of the "open-minded" gay fools in the West who now face Under-population because of Abortions and Homosexuality?? you are too funny.
Gay people simply existing won't make everyone gay in as much as rearing goats won't make you start communicating with people by bleating.

but for the sake of this argument and to show you how shallow your logic is, let us assume that what you said is true and we're all going to become gay:

Let us say the first 50 modern humans appeared around 10,000 years ago and among them were 5 gay people (not accounting for anyone in the closet). That makes them 10% of humanity.
scale that up to today's population of 7 billion and you have around 70million gay people. but because the gay people are turning us, we now estimate gay people to be around 150 million worldwide.
at this rate, it'll take us roughly 50,000 years to become a planet inhabited solely by homosexuals.

and guess what, this 'underpopulation' in the west that you speak of.. they have the right idea. Earth is finite and at this rate we're going to burn through all resources and face extinction 83 times faster than it would take us to gay our species into oblivion.

So maybe you should reshuffle your priorities and drop uncontrolled breeding to the bottom of your list.
RomanceRe: Gay Cartoons by IamLEGEND1: 10:46am On Sep 04, 2018
MISEDUCATIONS:
but gays still want a gay bond regardless of profitability. they are pushing an agenda not a story that will play well. you need to educate yourself on agendas.
Gays want to force their lifestyle through movies while you naively shout "Hollywood is trying to be inclusive". you are an atheist and you see nothing wrong with homosexuality but the rest of us do.
that Sesame Street petition you glossed.
Gay people have been around for as long as modern humans have and in that time heterosexuality has been the dominant lifestyle that was more or less forced on said gay people. tell me, has that made gay people disappear?
And It always amuses me when bigots hide behind religion as their justification for hating other humans like them. why does she have to be an atheist? because she wishes everyone lived his life and lets others live theirs? educate yourself, mate.
RomanceRe: Gay Cartoons by IamLEGEND1: 10:38am On Sep 04, 2018
MissWrite:
Smh.......All I see here is insensitivity and wilful ignorance. angry
Keep tutoring these_fools. you're doing the Lord's work.

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