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... and legend has it that he eventually fucked_the O.P too. The end. And that, sweet children, was how the myth of the Yoruba demon was born. |
MariaLavina:There is a phrase for that- Leading someone on- and doing that to a person only makes you an inconsiderate_cunt. |
Na you be her papa? |
As a 17 year old I have no business here |
MissRaine69:I sip kunu and mind my business. That's how I roll. and I believe the word you're looking for is "reneged". |
There is one constant thing- Change. It is no longer a question of "if", but "when". it may happen in a decade or in a century, no one knows, but it will happen. |
Sarang:You're too kind, ma'am. |
newdawn2017:
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Ignore that hater. Instead, turn your attention towards this squirrel and witness the majesty of his water-bending skills.
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Good riddance to a toxic waste of space. |
I thought it was only South Africa. Naija be representing too? |
bobokeshington:regardless, I will not celebrate mediocrity. |
mercy0008:. |
When harmed: 1. You withdraw. 2. You plot the motherfuckerz demise 3. You strike back and you make sure you don't miss. because fuck_forgiveness. Now, repeat after me: My name is Ayamus Legendus. Commander of the Armies of the_Abokis, General of the Yansh Lovers' legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Muhammad Shekau. Father to a murdered dog, husband to a murdered kunu bottle. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next... |
That's class? That's the bare minimum guys should be expecting in this age of 'strong' women. no one calls a guy classy for paying for anything. and it looks like the idiot_has bought into the 'real men' philosophy gold diggers keep peddling so they can keep fools_paying for their expenses. why would you 'drag' with someone who offers to pay for a meal you both shared? I need to leave this planet. |
mercy0008:that's totally fine. you didn't even have to ask. |
The answer is divorce. no time for nonsense. everyone knows the number 1 cause of death in this country is the mother-in-law. |
Kolombz:You have no idea how ironic your last sentence is. You, the guy who doesn't see anything wrong in forcing everyone to conform to your idea of what is right or wrong. I could be describing ISIS with that last sentence and it'll fit perfectly. so, what does that say about you? |
The image of a 15 year old being ridden by an old woman is something I'll not be able to get out of my brain now.
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It's only normal for kids her age to explore things that makes them feel good. A lot of boys do it too. she may ultimately turn out to be gay, or she won't.... either way it's fine because there is little you can do about it. You can choose to become the extremist parent and try to shame and bully her into not liking girls but that isn't going to change anything, she'll only shut down and take her activities further underground. The only danger to warn her about is what will happen if she is caught by someone who is not you (Like some people above me). They'll definitely lynch her to death. And don't even try to justify any extreme action you may take with religion because that'll be a lie. I am a Nigerian and I have seen a group of 30 yearly old men publicly beat a 6 year old to within an inch of his life for handling things with his left hand. why? because culture. Our answer to things we don't understand is always violence and that is why we have Boko haram today. ignorance will always walk among us if we never make the effort to reach across the aisle and at the very least try to be tolerant of other people's life choices that don't harm us in any way. imagine someone saying to commit her prayerfully into God's hands. That very statement implies that God created a defective human that needs to be corrected by prayer. in which case you're saying God is flawed, the domino effect of that means the very concept of the religion you so like to flaunt is extremely flawed because I doubt anyone would serve a God that ships damaged goods that have to be returned to be fixed. |
Now we know you won't marry a guy in the military. we didn't ask, but now we know. Is there anything else about your life you'll like to share with a bunch of strangers? |
QueenSekxy: Kimcutie:Not everything in life is a competition. |
She had a big god right from the beginning, but this one eventually put a ring on it. |
I can't see_shit. |
No be today yansh don dey back. *Scrolls past
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MISEDUCATIONS:Gay people simply existing won't make everyone gay in as much as rearing goats won't make you start communicating with people by bleating. but for the sake of this argument and to show you how shallow your logic is, let us assume that what you said is true and we're all going to become gay: Let us say the first 50 modern humans appeared around 10,000 years ago and among them were 5 gay people (not accounting for anyone in the closet). That makes them 10% of humanity. scale that up to today's population of 7 billion and you have around 70million gay people. but because the gay people are turning us, we now estimate gay people to be around 150 million worldwide. at this rate, it'll take us roughly 50,000 years to become a planet inhabited solely by homosexuals. and guess what, this 'underpopulation' in the west that you speak of.. they have the right idea. Earth is finite and at this rate we're going to burn through all resources and face extinction 83 times faster than it would take us to gay our species into oblivion. So maybe you should reshuffle your priorities and drop uncontrolled breeding to the bottom of your list. |
MISEDUCATIONS:Gay people have been around for as long as modern humans have and in that time heterosexuality has been the dominant lifestyle that was more or less forced on said gay people. tell me, has that made gay people disappear? And It always amuses me when bigots hide behind religion as their justification for hating other humans like them. why does she have to be an atheist? because she wishes everyone lived his life and lets others live theirs? educate yourself, mate. |
MissWrite:Keep tutoring these_fools. you're doing the Lord's work. |
