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Romance › Re: "Proposal is not our culture" by IamLEGEND1: 9:12pm On Jan 27, 2018

Romance › Re: If You Earn N65,000 Monthly, Give Your Girlfriend N50,000 - Nigerian Man Says by IamLEGEND1: 9:05pm On Jan 27, 2018

HomeOfMe:
You should be arrested for making terrorist threat! What's wrong with these people?...

Ayam in my house.
Coman arrest me.

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Romance › Re: Word For Some Ladies Here (receive Sense) by IamLEGEND1: 8:13pm On Jan 27, 2018

XINZ:
Na woman write this thing. No real G would ever dishonour the guy code in this manner

Fourthed.

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Travel › Re: What Is The Citizenship Of A Baby Born On An Airplane? by IamLEGEND1: 8:06pm On Jan 27, 2018

Remiblaze:
What show is that pls

The 100.

Travel › Re: What Is The Citizenship Of A Baby Born On An Airplane? by IamLEGEND1: 7:45pm On Jan 27, 2018

neolboy:
Around April 24 precisely

Thanks,man.

beautydutch:
February

Apparently they'll be back mid-april.

Travel › Re: What Is The Citizenship Of A Baby Born On An Airplane? by IamLEGEND1: 7:24pm On Jan 27, 2018

ipledge10:
This show is reducing my sleeping time. I’m still in season 2. It’s second to the Originals in my ranking

The show kind of goes downhill in season 3 but season 4 was fire.

The originals disappointed me with their latest season......but I'm already hooked on it,so I've got to stick around for the final run.

Romance › Re: Ladies Can You Date And Marry A Guy Who Is TOO NICE? by IamLEGEND1: 7:07pm On Jan 27, 2018

The lies contained in this thread...

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Romance › Re: What Will You Buy Starting With The First Letter Of Your Name by IamLEGEND1: 7:05pm On Jan 27, 2018

Nuclear warhead.

Education › Re: What Type Of Result Is This..... Make Una Come See Ooo by IamLEGEND1: 6:30pm On Jan 27, 2018

Meanwhile that 1 student with 'C'...

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Education › Re: How Students Receive Lectures At Ambrose Alli University, Ekpoma by IamLEGEND1: 6:29pm On Jan 27, 2018

Who is the nighah wearing the yellow dress?

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Travel › Re: What Is The Citizenship Of A Baby Born On An Airplane? by IamLEGEND1: 6:25pm On Jan 27, 2018

It means the baby won't be a grounder.... he'll be a citizen of Skaikru.
abeg who knows when the 100 will be returning?

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Romance › Re: If You Earn N65,000 Monthly, Give Your Girlfriend N50,000 - Nigerian Man Says by IamLEGEND1: 6:23pm On Jan 27, 2018

Mariinee:
See kirikiri in your front eh.

Bruh! it'll be worth it I swear.
Girls don already suck this one sense komot.....so it'll be a mercy kill, like ending a rabid dog.

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Romance › Re: If You Earn N65,000 Monthly, Give Your Girlfriend N50,000 - Nigerian Man Says by IamLEGEND1: 6:11pm On Jan 27, 2018

heendrix:
all cause of that? n all what could come to ur mind is to assassinate him cause he just spoke his mind . what happen to freedom of speech n expression
I weep deeply for this type of domestic animals I share country with. no like seriously is this a child?
Legend my foot. spits

Everyone is free to express himself however he chooses- unless that choice is fuckin stupid, then it becomes our obligation as law-abiding citizens to reorient said person and in cases like these, possibly Lynch him to death.

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Romance › Re: Is Sex In Dreams Spiritual or Just Thoughts (my Experience) by IamLEGEND1: 5:56pm On Jan 27, 2018

That's a demon.
They gain entry into you mind through an opening located underneath your fingernails. that is how they infuse those thoughts & how their essence permeates your soul .
But my Pastor said ejecting these particular type of demons is easy....... all you need to do is to (1) get off your ass, (2)get a willing human being...... a live human woman and (3)_fuck her to completion.
repeat steps 1-3 for 5 days. Report to the nearest Prophet if symptoms persist.

Don't be like those rats in labs that have orgasm-inducing electrodes stuck in their heads and a button they can step onto activate the electrodes.

Romance › Re: If You Earn N65,000 Monthly, Give Your Girlfriend N50,000 - Nigerian Man Says by IamLEGEND1: 5:44pm On Jan 27, 2018

Who has that Guy's address pls?
I know a few professional assassins on the dark web......they'll wipe scum like this off the face of the earth In hours.

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Romance › Re: Guys, Some Pickup Lines Are Now Old-fashioned by IamLEGEND1: 1:44pm On Jan 27, 2018

I still don't understand the correlation between the writeup and the title of the thread.

Romance › Re: Please Help Am Confused !!! Girl In Medical School A Turn Off? by IamLEGEND1: 1:40pm On Jan 27, 2018

Biafraqueen:
...I'm not all that interested in settling down or having kids, so it's not a big deal to me.

so what exactly was the point of this thread?

and what kind of medical school do you go to? I'd start medical today & I'll probably graduate before or in my early 30s.

Romance › Re: Please Help Am Confused !!! Girl In Medical School A Turn Off? by IamLEGEND1: 1:32pm On Jan 27, 2018

NeeKlaus:
E don reach 250 now but Iya Salisu wey dey stay behind my house dey sell 245...
So, try collect change shaa...

Father! Lord!! in! heaven!!!

that boy don pocket my 100 naira be that.

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Romance › Re: My Love Letter To Jude by IamLEGEND1: 12:54pm On Jan 27, 2018

Tallesty1:
A human that it's gender changes when it sleeps at night.

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Romance › Re: Please Help Am Confused !!! Girl In Medical School A Turn Off? by IamLEGEND1: 12:50pm On Jan 27, 2018

Totally serious question: who knows how much they dem dey sell one tin of sardines. I wan send one boy but he's not very trustworthy.

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Romance › Re: My Love Letter To Jude by IamLEGEND1: 12:35pm On Jan 27, 2018

I have no idea what is going on here.
who dafuq is Jude?

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Celebrities › Re: Nigerians Drag Simi On Twitter Over Dorcas Shola Fapson's Post by IamLEGEND1: 12:08pm On Jan 27, 2018*

People trying to look at the issue objectively & suddenly one Arya Stark-looking bimbo comes out of nowhere and starts telling you what to think.

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Romance › Re: Men R Scsums!! Spare Me The Including Ur Father N Brother Talk!! by IamLEGEND1: 11:17am On Jan 27, 2018

Shugavee:
...N she was planning to go to his house the next weekend to cook & sex him!! i was happy she was happy n all that...

abeg, it's 'have sex with him'..... not 'sex him'.
You're educated(I hope).... act like it.

Romance › Re: Checkout The Family Picture Trending Like Wildfire Right Now by IamLEGEND1: 11:04am On Jan 27, 2018

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Romance › Re: Landlord Caught Secondary School Student Having Sex With His Wife In Zimbabwe by IamLEGEND1: 11:02am On Jan 27, 2018

Women_&_Dick

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Romance › Re: Funny Chats Between A Married Man And A Single Mother (photos) by IamLEGEND1: 10:56am On Jan 27, 2018

so we should clap for her?

Romance › Re: Dorcas Shola Fapson: Feminism And Gender Blackmail by IamLEGEND1: 10:51am On Jan 27, 2018*

Random person:You heard someone created a sensible thread in romance section on gender bias?

Me: I told you to stop inhaling glue,bruh...

Him: I'm serious, a girl created it

Me:

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Romance › Re: Is The Term Slay Queen A More Subtle Word For Prostitutes. by IamLEGEND1: 10:44am On Jan 27, 2018

MahatmaGhandi:
... I will like to know if slay queen is the modern word for prostitutes.

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Romance › Re: Pre-wedding Photoshoots Of A Man And His Loving Micro Lady by IamLEGEND1: 10:05am On Jan 27, 2018

XINZ:
TF?

brotherly, I'm laughing my ass out here.....when I'm done, I'll proceed to grab my one-way ticket to hell. but I'll tell you- it was worth it coz this shit_is hilarious.

Romance › Re: Buy Her A Condom Too. by IamLEGEND1: 9:56am On Jan 27, 2018

Shortyy:
Stop trying too hard "bruh". And besides you're not a man, let the men explain. Like I said, smell away.

The irony in that first sentence!
and I don't need to be a man to possess the entry-level amount of sense required to know a sensationalist thread when I see one. But why would you know that? your life, it seems, is only of any value when measured against a man's.

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Romance › Re: Buy Her A Condom Too. by IamLEGEND1: 9:32am On Jan 27, 2018

Shortyy:
Mr sex doll, smell away.

Well, you can't just pull imaginary events out your ass and expect us to take you at your word. Trying to appeal to the warped sensibilities of our resident feminists and their ass-worshipping cronies. We see right through you, bruh. we demand proof or GTFO....

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